Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,407 members, 7,822,874 topics. Date: Thursday, 09 May 2024 at 06:27 PM

Yungidris's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Yungidris's Profile / Yungidris's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Naughty Whatsapp Group Chat by Yungidris(m): 8:03am On Nov 23, 2018
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Naughty Whatsapp Group Chat by Yungidris(m): 8:02am On Nov 23, 2018
yeah its Naughty time whatsapp group for all except gays
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fresh 2018 naughty whatsapp Hookup Group, by Yungidris(m): 7:59am On Nov 23, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Suspended Rahama Sadau Releases Statement, Apologises To Her Fans by Yungidris(m): 4:40pm On Oct 04, 2016
her life her mess
Romance / Sxchat Codes by Yungidris(m): 4:51pm On Oct 02, 2016
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Imagine this scenario, your daughter is sitting beside you on the coach and she’s sex texting without you having a inkling of what she’s doing – even when you can view her SMS. Would you be able to interpret this message if she writes, I’ll GNOC as soon as 99. (see our list for its meaning)
Therefore, parents need to get acquainted with the language used by their children to be able to succeed at parenting, particularly, in our climes where good family names are held in high esteem.
Here, we present to you a list by CNN’s correspondent, Kelly Wallace, who compiled popular acronyms widely used by teens on Internet,social media and texting apps.
Read the list, it will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.
IWSN- I want sex now
GNOC- Get Unclad on camera
NIFOC- Unclad in front of computer
PIR- Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex
53X- Sex
9- Parent watching
99 -Parent gone
1174′- Party meeting place
THOT- That hoe over there
CID- Acid (the drug)
Broken- Hungover from alcohol
420- Marijuana
POS- Parent over shoulder
SUGARPIC- Suggestive or Intimate photo
KOTL- Kiss on the lips
(L)MIRL- Let’s meet in real life
PRON- Porn
TDTM- Talk dirty to me
8 -MouthAction
CD9 -Parents around/Code 9
IPN- I’m posting Unclad
LH6- Let’s have sex
WTTP- Want to trade pictures?
DOC- Drug of choice
TWD- Texting while driving
GYPO- Get your pants off
KPC- Keeping parents clueless.
Pls be concerned too; the world is going mad
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yungidris(m): 4:26pm On Oct 02, 2016
gotham s3
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yungidris(m): 10:46pm On Sep 01, 2016
Best comedy Black_ish

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yungidris(m): 9:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
watch the last ship or
Dark matter
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yungidris(m): 8:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
[/color]who is watching grimm here
Jokes Etc / Re: Late Night Jokes by Yungidris(m): 12:47am On Aug 30, 2016
[/color]Akpos failed in Law and decided to make a deal with professor.
Sir, do you know everything about law?
Professor: Yes.
Akpos: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me “A”.
The Professor agreed.
Akpos asked, “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?”
The Professor thought about it for hours and pondered but found no answer.
He finally had to give up as he really did not know and he gave Akpos an “A”.
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student.
The student answered “Sir, you are 65, married to 28 years old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam and yet you have given him an “A”, this is neither logical nor legal.”[color=#550000]

2 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Late Night Jokes by Yungidris(m): 12:40am On Aug 30, 2016
Here is mine add yours [/color]
Two little boys stole a BlIG bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One for Me, One for YOU”.
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the church near by for the Priest.
“Father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One for Me, One for YOU…”
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said: “What about the two at the gate?
Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past the church gate, shouting “we are not dead yet oooh wink[color=#990000]

2 Likes 1 Share

Family / Re: Trending Shortkeys by Yungidris(m): 1:02am On Aug 26, 2016
[quote author=njiasi30 post=48790093]
cheesy grin no b small thing. Just try ur best and train dem in d fear of God....and leave d rest 4 God.[\quote] true talk prayer is best
Education / Re: Only Senate, Academic Boards Of Universities Can Admit - JAMB by Yungidris(m): 10:48am On Aug 23, 2016
Pls who knows whn abu zaria will start there screening
Family / Trending Shortkeys by Yungidris(m): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2016
Imagine this scenario, your daughter is sitting beside you on the coach and she’s sex texting without you having a inkling of what she’s doing – even when you can view her SMS. Would you be able to interpret this message if she writes, I’ll GNOC as soon as 99. (see our list for its meaning)
Therefore, parents need to get acquainted with the language used by their children to be able to succeed at parenting, particularly, in our climes where good family names are held in high esteem.
Here, we present to you a list by CNN’s correspondent, Kelly Wallace, who compiled popular acronyms widely used by teens on Internet,social media and texting apps.
Read the list, it will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.
IWSN- I want sex now
GNOC- Get naked on camera
NIFOC- Naked in front of computer
PIR- Parent in room
5 CU46 - See you for sex
53X- Sex
9- Parent watching
99 -Parent gone
1174′- Party meeting place
THOT- That hoe over there
CID- Acid (the drug)
Broken- Hungover from alcohol
420- Marijuana
POS- Parent over shoulder
SUGARPIC- Suggestive or erotic photo
KOTL- Kiss on the lips
(L)MIRL- Let’s meet in real life
PRON- Porn
TDTM- Talk dirty to me
8 -MouthAction
CD9 -Parents around/Code 9
IPN- I’m posting naked
LH6- Let’s have sex
WTTP- Want to trade pictures?
DOC- Drug of choice
TWD- Texting while driving
GYPO- Get your pants off
KPC- Keeping parents clueless.
Pls be concerned too; the world is going mad.
Education / Re: What's The Toughest Course You Did/you Are Doing In School? by Yungidris(m): 5:46pm On Aug 22, 2016
Mathematical method
Culture / Re: If U Think U Understand Korean Language..prove Yourself by Yungidris(m): 5:31pm On Aug 22, 2016
Kamsahnida =thank you
Kamasso mida= thank you?
Romance / Re: I Fear Ladies by Yungidris(m): 12:37am On May 23, 2016
GloriaNinja:
I can stay without a guy every day and moment and for your information, I have never dated any guy, am married to the books I write which will make me a successful chick oneday.
it's good stay focus on us future after that u can get any guy u wish

1 Like

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Hook Downs by Yungidris(m): 12:49am On May 02, 2015
what's your opinion on remance without sex
Islam for Muslims / Re: Barka Juma'ah by Yungidris(m): 12:55am On Jan 30, 2015
babs787:
VIRTUES OF FRIDAY(JUMMAH) PRAYER

Allah, the Exalted, says:

"Then when the (Jumu`ah) Salat is ended, you may disperse through the land, and seek the Bounty of Allah (by working), and remember Allah much: that you may be successful.'' (Quran-62:10)

The Messenger of Allah (Peace be upon him) said:

"The best day on which the sun has risen is Friday. On that day Adam was created, he was admitted to Jannah, and he was expelled therefrom.''
[HdithMuslim].

"If a man takes bath on Friday, (or) purifies himself as much as he can with Wudu', oils his hair, applies whatever perfume available in his house, sets forth for the mosque, does not separate two people (to make a seat for himself), performs Salat what is prescribed for him, remains silent when the Imam speaks, his (minor) sins between that Friday and the following Friday will be forgiven.''[Hadith-Al-Bukhari].

"A person who leaves 3 Friday prayers consecutively, Allah puts a seal on his heart."

(Hadith-Ahmad, Tirmizi, abu Dawud).

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 25
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.