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BananaBender: LMAO @ this!

The two losers are now cosigning and encouraging themselves, bwahahahahahahahaha LML!

Puccy a*ss b1tches!

See this b*tch calling others bitc*es are u a virgin? aint u d one animals insert anyhow oh silly me I 4got u are a she male. A wh*ore even uses d word b*tch u case has no cure
Sucks to be u though take heart ur miracles is. Near cos u are far gone. Walking dead!

BananaBender: Argh! You're such an 1diot, a m0ron of the highest order. You're so stup1d, it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath.

Just die already, even your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world.

You are a jargon-spouting, mind-numbing, intellectually-r*tarded stench, pls kill yourself.

says the sex addict and depraved idiotic entity with no self worth bananabender whose d midget that will even fantasize abt u gosh eww!
Disgusting pis of homone ragging trash have a good nyt blowing urself maniac

diablos: Scum of d earth! vile n bile of humanity vermins like u deserve to be tied to stakes n cremated n ur ashes used for rituals n incantations. Product of inc.est between a witch doctor and a hunchback. It sure sucks to be U

Dam!!! Hope she doesn't have a heart attack after seeing this (not)
Maybe that's why her mental faculty is deformed, her idiotic self eclipse the worst ave ever seen, what a dump shallow fellow she Is.
Well like u said it sure sucks to be her

BananaBender: You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You are a fvcking degenerate, poisonous and depraved.

I feel debased just knowing that you exist.

You're such a puccy! Are u that butt-hurt that you have to lick the a*ss of every man that I have a squabble with??

I'm sure I have a bigger d1ck than this loser. So fvcking pathetic. If this was real life, you'll be my b1tch.

Look @ this poverty-stricken-anorexic rat, even the dearth of the society look down on you.

You are so creepily stup1d, monkeys look down on you. Even pigs won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

You spread stup1dity and misery wherever you go, stab yourself repeatedly. The earth rejects you.

You are a tissue paper that aint worth even being used to wipe a pigs ass. Stupid she male by d way how is that vi*rator between ur legs tw*t u are just a wench even animals aint attracted to, like MI said go down the road and go hug transformer cos no one knows or cares abt ur existence.

diablos: Hohohoho i must have broken a couple ribs n struck d nerves of a she-male so badly dat d he-she started convulsing n developing epileptic fits ur epistle of illiteracy is embedded in ur inherent stu.pidity which was genetically transferred frm ur du.mb transvestite dad...to ur hunchback midget mum...and of which dat cursed diabolical union produced d omen dat became u. Misfits n anomalies like u should be kept in a lab 2 be contained n studied, rather than let loose to constitute a nuisance 2 d general public

She's not worth to even be in a lab her stench of stupidity and ignorance is so bad she will polute other experiments, there is no difference between her and ebola, she is a scum of d earth and a nuisance to humanity, she a filt no one likes to have around, she's just a reject and a fallacy to humanity and a foolish entity even the devil is amazed @ her sour stupidity

koyyes: 'a man that loves you.....'common guy, not all men love their wives to make exceptions. I partially agree with your last statement and that is why some guys don't rain curses like most guys here when they find out that their babe do not know how to you cook....out of love,they teach them how to- its easy,it ain't rocket science.

If she can't cook and is willing to learn then there's no problem d man can teach her.
But let me tell u something there is always a compromise to all situation
And don't get why a guy would marry without luv except he is dead broke and a leach

plendil: Of course it goes both ways. A man who cannot provide for his home, yet expects his wife to slave away at the kitchen is worse than irresponsible.

What are you talking abt? So if a woman cooks for her home she's a slave? What has gotten into some ladies head? Don't worry when u give birth don't b****tfeed ur child since it will make u a slave and when ur child is no more a baby don't cook 4 ur child.
Lord have mercy!

koyyes: Maybe because in some homes,the fridge is useless since power outage is constant and some husbands are so picky about food that they chose not to eat any stew or soup that is two days old.

Excuse as usual, let me tell you a man that loves you will surely make an exemption but if he can't he will surely find another alternative
Contrary to ur belief mens heart aint stone cold

Gone are the days ladies put their heart and soul into cooking for their husbands, I have heard stories of how some women then, taught their kids how to cook but found it hard to let them cook for her husband, some women has lost touch of the values that make a home in the name of civilization and feminism

koyyes: I won't argue with you..you've spoken like a responsible man. But what will you say about women who work and close late,do you expect them to cook all the time like housewives? haba!

You have a point there, that's where planning is needed let me give you a personal example, over the weekend mom would cook different delicacies and put them in the fridge because she knew sometimes her husband will get home b4 her all he has to do is warm and eat and it wasn't often as we the kids then who she taught how to cook were always around so we cooked sometimes except if not around
Why do ladies keep giving excuses?

BananaBender: You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. The only girl your lame a*ss can bag is a thot with non existing self esteem, history of abandonment and troubling daddy issues.

I am not surprised your dumb a*ss could not come with a reasonable point, you're such a dim-wit!

I'm sorry for the woman that has to deal with you, I can't imagine having a grown baby for a husband.

No sense, no cooking skill, broke, just a mass of filth. Rubbish!

So says the girl only dogs gives a foot abt
Like I told u u are a disgrace to womanhood, and if peeps gp tru ur useless posts you are d one pple would say has daddy issues, too bad u must be from a broken home whom no one cared abt like a lost puppy in the rain, hope u find ur way b4 a car runs u tru
Dumb psycho

BananaBender: Look at this 1diot, telling me I have a myopic way of thinking.

You are a fo0l other fools hate. You are so fool1sh, it almost looks like you're acting. No one can surpass your lack of intellect.

Why can't a father teach his kids how to cook? I dare you to come up with a reasonable point why a father can't teach his kids how to cook, you dullard!

You call me a feminist and then accuse me of having the cinderella syndrome. Are you mad?? Feminists fight the Disney portrayal of women all day. You are dumb, and this is a complete waste of my time.

Choke on your stup1dity!

Too bad you lack the intellect you say you have, you are one worthless piece of scum with self esteem issues, I hope u get well soon
you have the mentality of a kid

GlorifiedTunde: @ Bananabender: I wish u and your like-minded colleagues a fruitful marriage.

Don't mind her sole mate will overlook it becos the say luv is blind she should not worry marriage will wake her up real bad

Misogynist2014: I also used go get frustrated by women like bananabender , until I stumbled on this manly website ( menarebetterthanwomen.com ) It is hilarious, yet nothing explains to us who a woman is.

She is just a klutz who can't take d pressure
She thinks life is like cinderella

BananaBender: Vent what anger?? You are the one crying and throwing tantrums because I said it is not the role of a woman to cook.

You are a disgrace to humanity not just 'manhood'. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

You are logically r*tarded and this exchange has been painful. You have no reasoning capability, you are clueless and shamelessly foolish.

May you choke on your stup1dity, dullard.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. A worthless pile of cow dunk.

Whatever rocks ur boat walking dead!

BananaBender: What an ignorant and unintelligent boy.

All hail the intelligent one who said her husband will teach her kids how to cook, still shaking my head don't know if you are deluded or plain stupid
Cos u are lacking of common sense go back and learn, u have a very myopic way of thinking, even tot I was exchanging messages with a kid cinderella syndrome is written all over u I pray u wake up on time

BananaBender: That is the same thing your adopted father said when he found out your mother slept with a mad man to have you.

Very crude and un polished girl

BananaBender: You are a waste of flesh. A living emptiness, a meaningless void!

Your mother should have swallowed you instead. Useless thing!

Continue to vent ur anger and frustration on me, am glad my mother looks nothing of an abomination like u a disgrace to womanhood and family values in d name of civilization. U throw insults and can't take them yet u fight for equal false right which only applies to ladies having d ryt to go as far as men, intellectually and otherwise but not parenting what a hypocrite, I just asked if u are a simpleton and uve been throwing derogatory remarks all along, u went to sch yet u don't know d difference between a question and an insult.
Pls stop making a fool of urself lord help the man that will put a nuisance like u in d family way, the thought of that even make me wanna puke. What a charade of a life u have
Disgusting piss of trash

Misogynist2014: BananaBender is suffering from psychotic disorders. Don't take her for her words.

No wonder

BananaBender: I am not married. Thank God for the men in my life who are not stol1d r*etards like you broke a*ss fools on here.

You have the IQ of a mannequin with brain tumor, shut your mouth already!

Smh and when they gave birth to her they were happy, waste of sp**m and e*g in my own view waste of life!

BananaBender: It's not my fault you're trying to make up for your stpid1ty by asking me insulting questions.

Get your lazy a*ss in the kitchen my friend!

And who told you I can't cook? Lord have mercy! 4 ur info unlike a lazy married bum like u am single live alone and do the necessary chores by my self but that doesn't mean my wife will relegate her roles to me I will help out when I can and cook when am free, so pls don't compare me to the likes of u if u didn't have d IQ of an imp you would know better

BananaBender: I'm also very sorry to ask, but are you an 1mbecile?? I mean you drool and you have an IQ lower than your shoe size.

Whatever makes you fell less bad of your shortcomings. Insult all u want.

BananaBender: If the woman cannot cook, the father will teach the kids how to cook. (The answer to your question is pretty obvious even to the blind)

Are you alright?? I will judge my son's wife by her intellect, her character, her values, not her cooking skills. GTFOH!

If my husband work longer hours and I get home hours before him, it only makes sense that I cook dinner. I am not cooking dinner because I am a woman in this case, I am cooking it because it is logical thing to do. If my husband comes home earlier than I do, then I expect him to also make dinner.
That doesn't explain breakfast though

I don't understand what you mean by men work longer hours, post a link to where you got your statistics from.

Am forced to ask if u are a simpleton? Yeah I get ur logic ur husband will go to work all day long and get home to teach ur kids how to cook all day long right, even when we know in africa most men go to work even on weekends, and by d way breakfast is usually something that is easy to prepare like bread and tea and where otherwise it is made d previous day and microwaved in d morning.
You talk like u are not in africa am in support of civilization but ask any married guy here his mom one way or the other tested d cooking skills of the lady in question, am forced to ask if u live in mars? And 4 one who hides under d umbrella of feminism and civilization u are pretty crude with words so I can expect this type of mentality from you.
'The husband will teach the kids how to cook' how hillarious, what's this world turning into?

BananaBender: You are silly. My initial post was basically the op's post. I only changed the gender. I wasn't even arguing.



You're so dull, I am having to pull my hair out so as not to curse you out. So something is right because it's been for ages? Are you kidding me right now?



Why should cooking be the primary duty of your wife?? Does your wife have a organ that makes her a better cook? Was she born with a spatula? Is she a chef?? Dude, give me one benefit of gender roles.


Says who?



You mean you will teach your female children to be followers not leaders?? Why should the man be the head, why can't they. Don't you plan on raising rational, intelligent female children? Why should they let their husbands be the head because he has a d1ck??
You shouldn't be allowed to have kids sir.



I don't know what this means. You mean your dad was abusing you?



You are intellectually re*tarded. And to dare accuse me of "mumbo-jumbo-ing?!"
The only default role I'm aware of is the female's ability to house a child. How is the male being the head a default role? How is cooking a default role? How is providing a default role?

Sorry but I must ask are u a simpleton?

Most of 9ja ladies have deluded themselves with fantasies they saw in cartoons while growing up of a princess with everyone pampering them, wake up!! Since you all feel learning how to cook is not necessary I wish some prince charming will come and marry u, but when none comes, brace up ladies for the storm ahead

GlorifiedTunde: Now your argument is getting more logical. No one says you can't do some of those things a.man can do, all in saying is let me be the husband and you be the wife.

If you say there are no roles, you decieve yourself, even a white womanknows tthere are roles. Many of them are now turning things upside down, it doesn't mean the roles don't exist. It didn't start just now, its been from ages.

I know there are rooms for cross-roles, definitely. I will love to cook for my wife as many times as I can, but that doesn't mean its not primarily her role to play. In the same vein a lady may be good with many manly duties, like my chic - she'll drive you if you turn to a truck, she hun starts a car and changes the spare all by herself until I met her. Had to tell her to act the lady. But in so happy she can do these things. But I'm still the man, and I'm responsible for those roles except I'm not around to do them.

You must know marriage is an institution and it begins with proper structuring such as role assignment.

And as for my female kids, they'll get the best of education and support as the male kids, they all know they can be anything they want to be and No man should oppress them. However, when they get married they must know the husband is the head of the home (not a ruler). So they learn to make great choices of a man who will.lead rather than dominate. But I'll make them know they have roles as wives.

When I talked about hardship, I didn't mean suffering. I have 3 lively sisters but my dad wasn't easy on me at all. I now know why he did that. I had to man up.

Understand there are roles by default and then agreement. Stop jumbo Mumbo-Jumbo - ing everything

God bless u bro exactly what they don't get, no one is saying a girl must be this and a guy must be that, but everyone has a role to play and needs to learn the necessary skills to carry them out boys though they (boys and girls) have to acquire skills regarding both roles that doesn't mean a man will continually play both his role and dat of his partner
Is common sense this uncommon?

BananaBender: 'providing and protecting' shouldn't be the job of one person. My husband I share should share that responsibility. I am tired of this archaic bullsh1t you guys are spewing.

I am very disappointed in you too, you know nothing about a marriage that doesn't turn the woman to a slave.

Change your mindset, help your children.

You teach your male kids that providing is his job and you don't teach your female kids the same and you wonder why some naija women look to their boyfriends for money. Or why they go after men with money. Change your poisonous view on marriage. It's sickening!

I never said providing and protecting is solely a man's job neither did I say cooking is meant only 4 girls, if u read my first post u would see that. My mom raised us all to do the chores and cook or pls did u cook 4 me during my university years? If a woman can't cook how will she teach her kids, and pls don't use civilization as an excuse when or how does cooking makes a woman a slave? It is common knowledge that men work longer hours so its usually the woman that gets home earlier and cooks, pls change ur mentality we in africa only copy bad things in d name of civilization if ones daughter brings home a lady like her as a sole mate will she accep it?

GlorifiedTunde: Well that's OK. I'm assuming you'll bring in the most income, drive his car to the mechanics for repair, wash all the cars in the house, be responsible for where he and the kids will live, security, bring out money every now and then, buy gifts for him as often as you can even though your shirts are torn, walk through the entire city trying to make things better for the family, stand to take insults and external threats at the family, lead the entire family without making foolish mistakes, drive him every time you both have to go out, be the one to get, negotiate and monitor all physically stressful tasks done by artisans, stand on the watch at night when there's robbery in the neighborhood, stand in the way of anyone trying to harm him or the kids, open all tight locks in the house because no one else could , worry about work, worry about money caring for both in laws, worry about the income coming in to better the lives in the family, worry about getting the best schools and paying the fees, worry about satisfying a naggy partner and be the one to satisfy him in bed...

Have you ever heard to be a man is not a day job? Well good news for you, if you want to be equated as me....

Fly back to the time you were born and experience my hard and thorough upbringing till date, and make sure u come out of the challenges alive. Please bring a d*ck along else...

SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR BUTT IN THE KITCHEN

Am not all in on d insults but God bless u 4 d rest brother

BananaBender: You are the one that needs to get out of that cave you live in? Is this the 1800s??

Women were already working in the corporate world in the early 1900s. In fact, I'm sure we were working as factory workers in the late 1800s.

Where do you live that your women don't work? After all the slaving in school, I will sit at home to do what??

I am not a baby, I have been paying my bills before I got married, I would not allow marriage change that.

Who said anything about women working or not working? So because a woman is a cooperate lady she won't cook 4 her family, how will you feel if your husband wakes up one day and says since you are a cooperate lady that he won't be carrying out his duty of protecting and providing for his family how will you feel, am totally disappointed in you, you totally don't know a thing about marriage

For the record you are not the only cooperate lady my mom balanced her work and family, so don't blame ur short comings on work, like u said u aint a kid

BananaBender: I am selfish?? Why?? Who doesn't want a husband that is a 'wife material'? Men think they are the only ones that like better thing, me sef I want 'wife material' for a husband.

A man that cannot cook should go and learn from his parents asap. Girls are not smiling.

So you will be @ home and ur husband will goto work comeback and cook for you to eat, then of what use is the girl in question?
How far have we lost it!

coolviv: Message:

I didn't say anything to offend or downgrade anyone can u pls re-read, I only said u should try and relate ur comment to the topic because ur logic was wrong.

toshmann: If she's beautiful, good in bed, can give bl0w j0B, and is a degree holding smart educated lady. . . . she's okay

Is this the total sum of ur esteem?
So ur s*xual fantasies overrides the need for values let's see if that and her degree will translate to u having a fulfilled life