₦airaland Forum

PetroDolla3:
sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaap magg0t! consider it an honour that a Ghanaian quoted you! after all you are a fvcking modafaka who survive by eating from the dustbin,huh? such a mor0n spewing trash

You said we feed off d dustbin hope u saw ur brother in akwa ibom(ur president) guess he came to take the remnant back to ghana

AzontoGhost:
and continue living in that death-trap you call home

Its better than eating banku
And last I checked ghana is no where near nigeria interms of revenue and external reserve so go back to sch and learn proper reasoning kid
Come on move along

PetroDolla3:
lagos is bigger than Ghana? was that what your ape-looking geography teacher taught you? chei the level of stvpidity in the magg0t zoo is incredible. welcome to the zoo calle shitnigeria the zoological republic of nigeria omo naija generator republic suferinng and smiling the Toilet Named nigeria damn nigeria is a sh1thole. end of story

Look dog, can you supply me some human parts? I am sure that wouldn’t be a problem for you,huh? The current market price for a human head in your sh1thole is N5000, right? LOL

people are now kidnapped in that dustbin country for gala and a bottle of coke! Chei,

Shitnigeria is the centre for pirate attacks, kidnap capital of the world, as well as the top nation for terrorist attacks.

hahahaha stomach infrastructure

Sure hurts to be a ghanian let nigeria close her border 4 a week let's see if ghana will survive



Ghanians retards since the name Ghana
Sure sucks to be u douche

AzontoGhost:
and Nigerians=pigs
cos they are pink
smh

Go back to ghana u azonto(wh*re)
Depraved lunatic

This is nairaland not cediland if u hate 9ja so much please leave

Ghanians are so black even hypo can't wash their smelling dirty skins clean
Ghanians = charcoal



Iya sikiratu abeg come take charcoal use roast corn 4 me

veraniky:
a lady should nt cuk 4 d guy shes dating,cos ur nt yet married 2 him bt u can help him wen hes d one doing d cuking.

This is one of the few sensible girls I have seen on nl can only wish u meet a guy who will cherish u

damilola231:
As in ehn, am just surprised that most girls would be quick to open their legs but cooking is an issue

Your head dey dere
You go marry better husband
And live like queen 4 mansion

From what I have seen most 9ja girls are lazy, first up it was its not d duty of a wife to cook for her family now this.
Its not a crime if a lady cooks 4 her bf because its a once in a while thing and a display of affection, cos u don't both llive 2geda, but lazy and naïve 9ja girls be like I can't except his my husband but d main thing u are to keep 4 ur husband u are letting him shine it everyday even in d kitchen.
Ladies expect their bf to take dem out, buy dem gifts, recharge dia phone acc, even give dem money 4 upkeep from his salary and still pamper dem by taking dem to d spa then get dem new cloths and dey make new hair, and I wonder but dis is just bf and gf tynz yet guys don't complain and u girls feel u can!

9ja girls being hypocrites and stingy since eve

acenazt:
Small vile
Heroes
Kyle XY
Revolution
Stargate Atlantis
Sinbad
Legend of The seeker

Didn't really enjoy stargate atlantis

hueyjoe:
Everybody hates Chris

I liked that show 2

Some series were really good but due to some issues were cut short, and leaves the feeling of wanting more that will never come, well here's my list

Terranova
Kyle xy
Traveler
Legend of the seeker
Missing
Tomorrow people
The event
Sinbad
Camelot
Dracula
Revolution




Feel free to add urs

Ace2013:
All ladies are Oloshos. The only thing is that Olosho A is different from Olosho B and Olosho B is different from Olosho C till infinity.

Its of no use talking to u, I hope u know the meaning of what u just said?

Well like I said we talk without thinking

dasparrow:
What happened to you is very unfortunate. However, have you ever heard of the saying "sew your coat according to your size"? Why would you go and start going into debt because you want to buy your girlfriend - not even a wife - an expensive gift that is beyond your means? Do you know that true love cannot be bought which means that even if you had purchased her an expensive car, she will still dump you if her feelings for you are not genuine. Next time, don't go buying expensive gifts for some girlfriend. Its quite amusing how the average Nigerian man will spend like crazy for a girlfriend but once the same man is married, he will not spend like that for his legally married wife. Really weird!

By the way, don't even dream of taking back the phone. When you gave her that phone, did you tell her that in case you guys break up, you are going to take it back from her? If you did not, then that phone is gone. People need to understand that anything done whilst in a relationship is a sacrifice and comes with the territory called relationship. She did not place a gun to your head and force you to buy a phone for her. You did so out of your own free will. So, count your losses and move on. I am sure when you both were dating, you were having sex with her even though you are not her husband. So consider that phone the price you had to pay for having access to her vargina. Simple!

Sometimes we just talk like we don't think!
During sex is it only one person that enjoys it?
Did he rape her or did she give her body to him willfully?, so since she gave herself of her own accord then he should still pay her 4 it, its peeps like u that make some guyz see all ladies as olosho.

Change ur orientation

Tonylyte:
Dey thing plenty to go round everybody here sef.

I know but man want make oga flex alone

Tonylyte:
Oya bring cup come make i put small ciroc for you make you use am chop ''slicing-bread'' **sitting like a king**

thanks but no thanks make u flex am wella first

Tonylyte:
Lol, u join blue-boy squad? Be a good boy.

Which one be blue-boy squad?

Tonylyte:
Tears of joy from oshoala...dont cry girl, u knw if u cry am gonna cry too...and u knw my cry is not good in public.

See dis guy dey form soft bf abeg go back and take ur usual stuff refn*l

tobaoye:
After the match don finish?

If u are fast u can get there b4 they finish giving them their accolades

tobaoye:
Help Help Help, I need someone to borrow his / her bicycle. I need to get to that field of play NOW to stop the match

Ok take the BICYCLE and go

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooal

What a bomb *coughs* goal by miss pepe j

NGA 3- CAM 0

Its the most watched match in the world, with arguably the best stars in the world, real madrid the scoring machine vs barcelona the defensive rock, whom do u guys think will edge this one.

And which stars do you guys think will rise to the occasion


Am a barca fan but I will say real has what it takes to beat barca and vice versa so let the best team win

This ref sef, u 4 use ur hand carry d ball go 9ja net then kick d ball inside net count am as goal 4 bayana bayana
Bias thing

DeeCherry:
Thanks! You'd surely eat your words soon.

Cheer up, well hope that won't be like 20 years time

DeeCherry:
Of course I am. Any problem with that?

not @ all its common for a mid table team fan.



By the way what's ur favourite draw soup?

DeeCherry:
Haters what na! We drew, we didn't lose. Why the hate

And u are proud of it

United d whooping boys of england

hadizadeezy:
so you are dying on satday?

slow down tigress are u from benin cos una like burial!

Dear costa pls don't bully ur way tru my defense and pls don't put 9 goals past me.




#de gea's prayer

Skimpledawg:
Ce dz caow.....abeg shift make I c beta fans!

this cracked me up

Man u fans be like happy we did not lose LVG on track, but dem no no sey n track to championship!

Am sure chelsea won't even have to park d bus against this most expensive man u in history and with dat defense costa is sure to use man to get d record of epl top scorer of d season