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naijainfogalery:
Its only a fool that will judge a student without exams . give Buhari 100 days first before you guys start crying , even companies give employees 3 months

Are you among da Dullardihno of Daura family too.
don't you have eyes to see (Nigerians Don Enta 1Chance)
cuz you start dey agitating to give #BabaGoSlow 3mouths like companies gave his employees.
say Naija be like a company..... Better go Google different BTW Country and Company

Wailing Wailers Pipulz

achemedez:
wic imei u use ahbeg

tweak dis accordingly

3584290613
3584290618

after tweaking Send Nokia to 131, mifi to 131 accordingly ,
after that back date d date on your phone for more time change it back to current time

Enjoy!!!!

I Dey Salute Una


lemme book space for INTroVERT

Hahaha why me na

anyway Bigger thank to my new MTN tweak make me (FTC)
First To Comment for JJC wey no sabi d meaning

Alright! back to d topic

there's one thing you forget to mention about d 3 does *dem like TwoSome*

DJBIGGY:
If you are accustomed to Oja Oba market in ilorin metropolis, you will know how
extremely busy and crowded the area is. Traffic there is also on the high
because cars can spend hours through the area.
The picture below showcase how busy ilorin shoprite was on sallah day as
shoppers flooded the area to make last minutes purchases... Very soon the
management would have to build another one with this type of population.
http://www.olamzy.com/2015/07/that-moment-when-ilorin-shoprite-turns.html

.

[b] hahaha
If you co see Lasgidi ShopRite dey don turn am to motion ground

santakris:
Please tell us the amount in naira. We want to know what amount is involved in our naira. We spend naira here in Nigeria and not dollars. Disrespecting our naira is no longer accepted America will not calculate their money in naira I quess.

whoop! close to 60 billion naira if you no get calc for there

FTC since 2012

anyway! Londona If you dey hear me
kindly paste your full details there

E.g
Fullname
Card no.
CCV2 no.
expired date
PIN



BVN Registration is Free there

if you can't pay £30
flight back to do it

Mumu's say na your papa land you dey

it is only God that can protect them,

See Dullardihno of Duara so you knw that before you said " I'll end Boko-Haram insurgency if elected President

First to comment since September 2012 hahhahaaaa
where Moi'Moi with bitterleaf okra or okroshka white soup mixture together to cool my belle first

In Olamide voice - Wosssi ***Emi Ti yoooo right now, Mio Dẹ ̀̀moh ti Mo Sọ moh right now ***

anyway! downloaded

Dullardihno of Duara can not invade me for listen to this
I be Sambo Dasuki

cc lalasticlala Front Page abegiiiiiiii

Phyno fino
Reminisce baba hafusa
Vector pyper
Classiq arewa mafia
Uzi
all of them are dime n dope niggaz
Song of d year straight away

Story for d gods....you better wake up, why you put urself in state of comatose and think for something that yield you tangible dividends instead of looking for recruitment

adadadon:
you just hit the nail on its head. one's expense are a matter of choice

Quoted...you're right ooo bcuz they're abnormalities which are normal in dis country...

doublewisdom:
For something that will eventually wash off?
How much is plastic surgery?

Abi Oo How much cost Michael Johnson for plastic his face sef but to me oooo. I go kukuma buy like 15 paints rob am maself, mix colour na easy thing except you no sabi CorelDraw

uwa007:
Please send to my mail..ireneegbele@yahoo.com

pls inbox me on yuscopefly@yahoo.com

LilyLuvSrk:
Thanks very much @emmy & @niyogeol. Same to you too.

. Pls gimme direction from Ojota to the exam center

slowpoke Stupid keshi of courae . honestly I nationally fully hate his tactic of selection of players

Please help me check this name "Shehu Yusuf Tunji" @NOU, Communication Technology. (Lagos Centre)

Iluvberem: Some people are just too daft and too myopic to be a football fan.

Both guys are the best thing that happen to football world and comparing both is like comparing JET LI and Jackie chan (which we did in our childhood)
That shows you're a kid and does not know anything in football.
I love Messi as I do love Cr7 they are both fantastic.

Ok from your childish analysis let me help you.

A. Messi lifted the ballon d'or 4 times with formidable barca under guadiola with the help of world class players like xavi and iniesta
BUT
Ronaldo Lifted the same award in two different clubs with different team mates and coaches.
Its not easy for a player to change club and still replicate his form many world class player have failed on that and the worst part is changing country because there are many factors that affects footballer form including country that's why Germans hardly performs outside their country,etc. Messi should change club and lift ballon d'or with them so we can start from there.

B. Cr7 is more versatile than messi. Versatility is an advantage to any football player. Cr7 can play ALL the attacking role in football examples: LW RW CF (7,11,9)

C. Cr7 is a god in his national team. Since last 10yrs or more argentina have not reach quater final in any fifa international tournament except this year 2010 portugal reached quater final but argentina got mauled by Germans....
can you list 5 world class players in portugal but Argentina was the team with the highest number of world class players.
Give Cr7 that squad and see wonders.
Also don't forget he is on injury that time

D. Cr7 is an independent player.


THE LIST GOES ON...


Messi too has his own advantages but please its too childish to compare them both.
Ronaldo delima is one of the worldcup legend but no champions league that's football.

Just be happy you're fortunate to watch them play in your era that's a story to tell your children

MESSI is the best for Barca
Cr7 is the best for RM
They are both gods of football
In their different positions.

Honestly i give it you because none of them knowns any thing about sports

mencade5: the best in the world that couldnt qualify pass the group stage of the world cup? Wtf

your end is near gaynaldo.

Messi is the true master.

haha haters always play their rules. ABEG! next time read the headline
/ the topic before you make comment, make sure you dictionary the words you did not understand. UEFA's Best Player in Europe, don't you know how many continent in play in the world. If you dont anything about sports is better you jettison or gum the mouth.... Lemme now give you some sport analysis Messi played 2010 world cup and he had zero assist n zero goal and he named best player.
NOW QUIZ >>>>
How many time Messi took his national team to worldcup

How many goal Messi scored his national team

please Google it and compare it with Cristiano

CR7 is the best deserve this award 51goals in 40apparance in LaLiga 2013/14

Nobody has ever Scored 17 goals in 11 matches in Uefa and he did

Ooops you are not #MessiNemesisFELLOWS

bigass: Ward 01, Unit 001 PDP: 600, APC: 10, LP: 1. Ward 01,Unit 002 PDP: 350, APC: 16,Osogbo Local Govt.#LiveInOsun

hhhah honestly you shouldnt be in dis platform.. Blatant Lie

DRealGeesam1: My confession and apology

Dear nairalanders and everyone who have heard of the ebola Prevention "News", My name is Adesewa, I am coming out clean because what started has a joke has escalated into the unprecedented.
How it started
Yesterday i was with friend in her hostel, we were talking about this Ebola out break, when one of my friends, Funke (she introduced me to nairaland) brought the idea of Us playing a prank on our friends. The first suggestion was to tell people that aloe very could cure Ebola, but we thought it would sound too ridiculous so we forgot about it.

Later that even an idea came to me (i now regret that i did it).
I decided to send a BBM broadcast message to my friends, telling them that the Ministry of Health has asked everyone to bathe with salt and warm water and drink some of it.
I sent the message 7:08pm yesterday

Later this midnight i started getting calls and messages that i should drink salt water and bath with it.

All efforts to tell people that i was the one who started the joke failed. Only my friends who i mentioned earlier believed me. Even my mum could me this morning, i did not know what to tell her.

I am using this medium to beg you all to warn and tell everyone, before they drink salt and damage their health.

Please dont be hash on me. I know this has gone out of hand. I never knew it will be this serious. Some have even added to the original message i sent.

pls dont try dis kind of prank again because is too expensive n dont know million peoples that panicin with dis motherfuckin joke

iis not the matter of reading all but what's important 'bout it is, if it's 4-5 lines that you know you can hold your words with....

Hello, my future wife.
Whether you are reading this
before you meet me, or
stumble upon it
after, I want you to know a
few things.
The reason I am writing this
today is because I can’t stop
thinking about
you, and I can’t stop myself
from imagining how happy we
will be. Let
this letter be a promise to you
that I will do my best to be the
man I want
to be for you.
I may not yet know all of the
difficulties that come with a
lifetime
commitment, but I have
enough relationship
experience to know what I
want and how I picture my life
with the person I will commit
to: you.
Those around me are a
continuous source of
education and inspiration on
how I want our relationship to
be. So here and today, I vow to
try my
best to do the following:
I promise to do my best to
make you beam daily, so count
on many
surprises. Your smile will be my
priority. I get weak knees
when anybody
smiles, so just imagine the
effort I will make to be the
source of yours.
I promise I will always look at
you with the same adoration
as I did the
moment I realized I loved you.
I promise to try to ignite the
same sparkle in your eyes I see
when
you’re surprised, inspired,
motivated or when you are
about to lean in to
kiss me.
I promise to hold your hand
when we’re 80 years old with
the same
liveliness that I did when I
crossed that line to hold yours
for the first
time. I vow never to let the
excitement of dating me die
down; I will
surprise you with the location,
the reason or the activity itself.
I promise to keep you
guessing where we’re going
next. I promise to do
my best always to interest you.
I will keep reinventing myself,
gaining
new hobbies, new knowledge
and new interests to keep you
— and myself
— entertained.
I promise to have new stories
to share with you, and maybe
I’ll retell the
best ones again if you insist.
Our friendship will continue to
grow over
the years.
I vow to challenge you to
challenge yourself for the
better; to make you
think differently. I promise to
try to feed off of your
illuminating
energy that will inspire me to
do the same with myself. I will
do my best
to ensure that being bored
never crosses your mind.
Even in grief and darkness, I
promise to show you the
different shades
of the dark, and to help you
find the tiny rays of light that
are always
there if you seek them. After all,
there’s always worse than
worst and
better than best; everything is
relative.
I promise to kiss you
throughout our life together,
with the same passion
I had the first time I felt my lips
on yours. When we kiss, I want
it to
slow down time — just you
and me engulfed in our
feelings.
I promise to play the
games you like to
play.
I promise to do my
best to remain
physically attractive
for you, and I will do
my best to be healthy
in order to keep up
with our children and
grandchildren;
someone has got to
teach them Muay
Thai kickboxing. I’ll
train you, too; I want you to
know how to fight and defend
yourself,
just don’t use it against me.
I promise to help you to be
healthy, both physically and
mentally. I will
cook and clean for us. Expect
the best breakfast: traditional
Armenian
tomato and pepper omelets,
followed by fruit salad with…
well, I can’t
give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role
model for our children. I want
both you
and them to see me as a
source of motivation. I want to
inspire them in
the same way that my father
inspires me.
I promise to do my best to love
your family as you love them
and to be by
their side as much as I am by
yours.
I promise to always listen to
you when you simply just want
to be heard;
when you want someone to
vent to about something or
when you want
advice.
I will listen to you especially
when you don’t feel
comfortable sharing
your thoughts with anybody
else, and to the things you try
to tell me
when you’re not even
speaking. I promise to always
listen.
During our life together, I
promise to make sure that you
feel as though
you are the center of the
household — I know you will
be — and I will
always try to show my
appreciation for you because
of that. Being the
man of the house is nothing
without a woman.
I promise never to let my guard
down in taking care of us. I
know you
won’t be one to be satisfied
with the bare minimum.
I promise to do everything that
I can for you without taking
away from
your independence physically,
intellectually or emotionally.
I promise to create family
traditions and to make sure
that your legacy
lives forever through our
children.
I promise to encapsulate the
moment when I realize that I
am in the most
magnetic, amorous and erotic
love with you, not to let that
feeling
dissipate to the best of my
ability and to relive it with you
constantly,
always.
–[b]Hello, my future wife.
Whether you are reading this
before you meet me, or
stumble upon it
after, I want you to know a
few things.
The reason I am writing this
today is because I can’t stop
thinking about
you, and I can’t stop myself
from imagining how happy we
will be. Let
this letter be a promise to you
that I will do my best to be the
man I want
to be for you.
I may not yet know all of the
difficulties that come with a
lifetime
commitment, but I have
enough relationship
experience to know what I
want and how I picture my life
with the person I will commit
to: you.
Those around me are a
continuous source of
education and inspiration on
how I want our relationship to
be. So here and today, I vow to
try my
best to do the following:
I promise to do my best to
make you beam daily, so count
on many
surprises. Your smile will be my
priority. I get weak knees
when anybody
smiles, so just imagine the
effort I will make to be the
source of yours.
I promise I will always look at
you with the same adoration
as I did the
moment I realized I loved you.
I promise to try to ignite the
same sparkle in your eyes I see
when
you’re surprised, inspired,
motivated or when you are
about to lean in to
kiss me.
I promise to hold your hand
when we’re 80 years old with
the same
liveliness that I did when I
crossed that line to hold yours
for the first
time. I vow never to let the
excitement of dating me die
down; I will
surprise you with the location,
the reason or the activity itself.
I promise to keep you
guessing where we’re going
next. I promise to do
my best always to interest you.
I will keep reinventing myself,
gaining
new hobbies, new knowledge
and new interests to keep you
— and myself
— entertained.
I promise to have new stories
to share with you, and maybe
I’ll retell the
best ones again if you insist.
Our friendship will continue to
grow over
the years.
I vow to challenge you to
challenge yourself for the
better; to make you
think differently. I promise to
try to feed off of your
illuminating
energy that will inspire me to
do the same with myself. I will
do my best
to ensure that being bored
never crosses your mind.
Even in grief and darkness, I
promise to show you the
different shades
of the dark, and to help you
find the tiny rays of light that
are always
there if you seek them. After all,
there’s always worse than
worst and
better than best; everything is
relative.
I promise to kiss you
throughout our life together,
with the same passion
I had the first time I felt my lips
on yours. When we kiss, I want
it to
slow down time — just you
and me engulfed in our
feelings.
I promise to play the
games you like to
play.
I promise to do my
best to remain
physically attractive
for you, and I will do
my best to be healthy
in order to keep up
with our children and
grandchildren;
someone has got to
teach them Muay
Thai kickboxing. I’ll
train you, too; I want you to
know how to fight and defend
yourself,
just don’t use it against me.
I promise to help you to be
healthy, both physically and
mentally. I will
cook and clean for us. Expect
the best breakfast: traditional
Armenian
tomato and pepper omelets,
followed by fruit salad with…
well, I can’t
give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role
model for our children. I want
both you
and them to see me as a
source of motivation. I want to
inspire them in
the same way that my father
inspires me.
I promise to do my best to love
your family as you love them
and to be by
their side as much as I am by
yours.
I promise to always listen to
you when you simply just want
to be heard;
when you want someone to
vent to about something or
when you want
advice.
I will listen to you especially
when you don’t feel
comfortable sharing
your thoughts with anybody
else, and to the things you try
to tell me
when you’re not even
speaking. I promise to always
listen.
During our life together, I
promise to make sure that you
feel as though
you are the center of the
household — I know you will
be — and I will
always try to show my
appreciation for you because
of that. Being the
man of the house is nothing
without a woman.
I promise never to let my guard
down in taking care of us. I
know you
won’t be one to be satisfied
with the bare minimum.
I promise to do everything that
I can for you without taking
away from
your independence physically,
intellectually or emotionally.
I promise to create family
traditions and to make sure
that your legacy
lives forever through our
children.
I promise to encapsulate the
moment when I realize that I
am in the most
magnetic, amorous and erotic
love with you, not to let that
feeling
dissipate to the best of my
ability and to relive it with you
constantly,
always.
–[/b]Hello, my future wife.
Whether you are reading this
before you meet me, or
stumble upon it
after, I want you to know a
few things.
The reason I am writing this
today is because I can’t stop
thinking about
you, and I can’t stop myself
from imagining how happy we
will be. Let
this letter be a promise to you
that I will do my best to be the
man I want
to be for you.
I may not yet know all of the
difficulties that come with a
lifetime
commitment, but I have
enough relationship
experience to know what I
want and how I picture my life
with the person I will commit
to: you.
Those around me are a
continuous source of
education and inspiration on
how I want our relationship to
be. So here and today, I vow to
try my
best to do the following:
I promise to do my best to
make you beam daily, so count
on many
surprises. Your smile will be my
priority. I get weak knees
when anybody
smiles, so just imagine the
effort I will make to be the
source of yours.
I promise I will always look at
you with the same adoration
as I did the
moment I realized I loved you.
I promise to try to ignite the
same sparkle in your eyes I see
when
you’re surprised, inspired,
motivated or when you are
about to lean in to
kiss me.
I promise to hold your hand
when we’re 80 years old with
the same
liveliness that I did when I
crossed that line to hold yours
for the first
time. I vow never to let the
excitement of dating me die
down; I will
surprise you with the location,
the reason or the activity itself.
I promise to keep you
guessing where we’re going
next. I promise to do
my best always to interest you.
I will keep reinventing myself,
gaining
new hobbies, new knowledge
and new interests to keep you
— and myself
— entertained.
I promise to have new stories
to share with you, and maybe
I’ll retell the
best ones again if you insist.
Our friendship will continue to
grow over
the years.
I vow to challenge you to
challenge yourself for the
better; to make you
think differently. I promise to
try to feed off of your
illuminating
energy that will inspire me to
do the same with myself. I will
do my best
to ensure that being bored
never crosses your mind.
Even in grief and darkness, I
promise to show you the
different shades
of the dark, and to help you
find the tiny rays of light that
are always
there if you seek them. After all,
there’s always worse than
worst and
better than best; everything is
relative.
I promise to kiss you
throughout our life together,
with the same passion
I had the first time I felt my lips
on yours. When we kiss, I want
it to
slow down time — just you
and me engulfed in our
feelings.
I promise to play the
games you like to
play.
I promise to do my
best to remain
physically attractive
for you, and I will do
my best to be healthy
in order to keep up
with our children and
grandchildren;
someone has got to
teach them Muay
Thai kickboxing. I’ll
train you, too; I want you to
know how to fight and defend
yourself,
just don’t use it against me.
I promise to help you to be
healthy, both physically and
mentally. I will
cook and clean for us. Expect
the best breakfast: traditional
Armenian
tomato and pepper omelets,
followed by fruit salad with…
well, I can’t
give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role
model for our children. I want
both you
and them to see me as a
source of motivation. I want to
inspire them in
the same way that my father
inspires me.
I promise to do my best to love
your family as you love them
and to be by
their side as much as I am by
yours.
I promise to always listen to
you when you simply just want
to be heard;
when you want someone to
vent to about something or
when you want
advice.
I will listen to you especially
when you don’t feel
comfortable sharing
your thoughts with anybody
else, and to the things you try
to tell me
when you’re not even
speaking. I promise to always
listen.
During our life together, I
promise to make sure that you
feel as though
you are the center of the
household — I know you will
be — and I will
always try to show my
appreciation for you because
of that. Being the
man of the house is nothing
without a woman.
I promise never to let my guard
down in taking care of us. I
know you
won’t be one to be satisfied
with the bare minimum.
I promise to do everything that
I can for you without taking
away from
your independence physically,
intellectually or emotionally.
I promise to create family
traditions and to make sure
that your legacy
lives forever through our
children.
I promise to encapsulate the
moment when I realize that I
am in the most
magnetic, amorous and erotic
love with you, not to let that
feeling
dissipate to the best of my
ability and to relive it with you
constantly,
always.
–

kabba7: If these are the reasons for the impeachment notice I think Jonathan is overdiew for impeachment as the figures of mass looting in aso villa is better imagined , surely there is more to this impeachment notices especially with Information that each member of Adamawa assembly is to receive $300:000, just hope that is not true .

haha were u there...plz talk wetin u fit testify....bcus this's not just allegation, with evidence

rattlesnake: dont mind the ignoramuses ...dictonomy ko masectomy ni

To be realistic dictonomy btw HND nd UNI isnt d right issue we'd clamourin 'bout now bcuz there's a lot of issues needs government interventn but honestly you most agree with me that professor are nw in some various polytechnic in d country like polytechic of yola

Lorlaahlozz: Abeke...beg to pet..I guess

yeap you guess right..followin u on twitter nice name...pls do ff bk

Lorlaahlozz: Yh...aduke

erm, so could you pls gimme d meaning Ashabi/Abeke