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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari To Be Transferred To German Hospital Over Brain Injury (Photo) by yusufhaji(m): 5:24pm On Jan 10, 2018
FRESHG:
ASK YUSUFHAJI
evil begets evil. That's why if people like you are facing misfortune tomorrow, you will now be blaming your village people. I pity your life.
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari To Be Transferred To German Hospital Over Brain Injury (Photo) by yusufhaji(m): 2:06pm On Jan 10, 2018
FRESHG:
GET WELL SOON THE GREAT SON OF PROPHET BUHARI S A Wsad
The consequences of your blasphemy shall follow you all the days of your life.

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Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by yusufhaji(m): 7:04am On Dec 31, 2017
comzy9:
I recommend FIFA 14 for the best offline game. But Pes2018 has my vote for best offline
pls how can I download the pes2018
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 11:23am On Nov 25, 2017
Nawa ooh. But strange they done with the invitation?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 3:59pm On Nov 23, 2017
merit1988:
Mails are still coming.. My friend just got her own invite abt 20mins ago wink
ok. This is a sign of relief

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 3:54pm On Nov 23, 2017
Just checked mine now and it's stated application not successful. Is that they are already done with the selection process?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 10:50am On Nov 23, 2017
HopeAlive16:
Unbelievable...so this is how it ends. It is well, God of another way, over to You.
pls what has ended
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 9:41am On Nov 23, 2017
Please are they still sending invitations
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 5:39pm On Nov 22, 2017
MyMouth:

It simply means u are to process to ur state of origin for the exercise and not ur state of residence or the state u choose during registration. I am from Kogi state but the 1st mail I got was to do the exercise in Jos where I stay but with this 3rd mail now, I have to procede to Lokoja for d exercise.
pls bro what did u apply for
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2017
Anyone from kogi that have received?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 8:54am On Nov 22, 2017
Evidenx:
no sir, state of origin is where u are from originally... but the venue will depend on which state command u fill during the application stage.

Also note that state of residence is different from state of origin... state of residence is the state u presently living in... just like an anambra man living in Lagos.
will dey post u based on ur state of residence?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by yusufhaji(m): 1:05pm On Nov 10, 2017
[b][/b]congrats to those shortlisted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2017
shareezey:
The list may be out anytime soon guys. Cos as i speak to you things are goin down at that place o, they're working on it now, so if anyone of you have someone or some buttons to push, now is the time.
grin
shareezey:
The list may be out anytime soon guys. Cos as i speak to you things are goin down at that place o, they're working on it now, so if anyone of you have someone or some buttons to push, now is the time.
guy how true is this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 7:51am On Sep 26, 2017
Let's all put our fingers crossed. The best will definitely suffice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by yusufhaji(m): 5:26pm On Sep 04, 2017
Any news please
Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by yusufhaji(m): 10:37am On Sep 04, 2017
OrangeDream:
Working very smoothly sir. Even better than 2015. I'm really enjoying it.
I was also given PES 2017 but you need a 2gb ram to enjoy that as well. I just kept it for the future.
please bro, Send the link to me
Phones / Re: Which Is Currently The Best Offline Football Game On Android? by yusufhaji(m): 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2017
Draei:
Well, to me, Pes2017 on ppsspp is enough.
pls bro how can I download it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by yusufhaji(m): 10:52pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerdeltaent:
.

Oga, I said in whole figure. Yes it was 53.333% to be specific.
Even if it's in whole number, it can't be 54 but rather 53. Don't u remember ur approximations back then in school.
Food / Re: Nigerian Man Who Bought A Plastic Fish In London Cries Out (Video) by yusufhaji(m): 9:08am On Aug 11, 2017
Jackeeh:
First plastic rice. Now plastic fish. I wonder what's next?
and plastic eggs too

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by yusufhaji(m): 6:58am On Jul 24, 2017
Tennyjot:
Hello Everyone, if you receive invite via email and sms from PSIN for NCAT test, add me on 08034111909 to your whatsapp so I can add you to the NCAT group created. NOTE: only those shortlisted for the test should add please.
07033290892. Please add me up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For The Nigerian College Of Aviation Technology (NCAT) Recruitment by yusufhaji(m): 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2017
ayodejiadetoro:

please what's the duration of their training
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by yusufhaji(m): 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2017
rajprudent247:
CONFIRMED!!! am serious
On thursday 27th to be precise...Goodluck!
what's your proof bro... We ain't so dumb to just accept
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What You Must Know About DPR Aptitude Test by yusufhaji(m): 9:50am On Jul 21, 2017
emmymdk:
Received a Mail from DPR... they invited me for Aptitude Test, but they dated it 1st August 1970 as the date of the exam and no venue was indicated. Sent a mail to them and yet to get a reply, I ignored them.

I can't come and kill myself
it's probably a typographical error. U should know they meant 1st August 2017. Bro I will advice u report to the venue in that date and show it to them like that
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by yusufhaji(m): 9:17am On Jul 19, 2017
woodcook:


See one of the NL monitoring spirits grin grin

Since when does having a husband become an achievement? Who told you that every lady on earth most have a husband? It is statements like this from people like you that push our young girls into abusive marriages in a bid to avoid public shaming and many people have lost their lives and sanity to such marriages.

Who told you that everyone will have a child in their life time ? Who also told you that having a child is an achievement? Even efulefu and mad-women do have children.

So doing well for herself career wise is not a tangible investment? Are you well known in Nigeria as a result of your career just like her?

I profess in the name of the living God that you monitoring spirits should get behind Kate, amen grin grin

May Kate's happiness and well being continue to keep you up at night, amen, grin grin

May Kate's success be the one thing that will lead to your heart attack and that of your fellow monitoring spirits amen
grin grin grin
haba bros you have gone too far na
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by yusufhaji(m): 9:17am On Jul 19, 2017
woodcook:


See one of the NL monitoring spirits grin grin

Since when does having a husband become an achievement? Who told you that every lady on earth most have a husband? It is statements like this from people like you that push our young girls into abusive marriages in a bid to avoid public shaming and many people have lost their lives and sanity to such marriages.

Who told you that everyone will have a child in their life time ? Who also told you that having a child is an achievement? Even efulefu and mad-women do have children.

So doing well for herself career wise is not a tangible investment? Are you well known in Nigeria as a result of your career just like her?

I profess in the name of the living God that you monitoring spirits should get behind Kate, amen grin grin

May Kate's happiness and well being continue to keep you up at night, amen, grin grin

May Kate's success be the one thing that will lead to your heart attack and that of your fellow monitoring spirits amen
grin grin grin
haba bros. I've gone too far na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 9:48pm On Jul 18, 2017
Reader1988:
Good pm nairalanders. I am in dilemma right now, I am shortlisted for NAF 2017 Dssc selection board to be held on 22nd to 28th and I have DPR aptitude test on 24th July. Which one should I go, I need strong advice
I will advice u to go for the DPR. considering the fact that dpr welfare package is higher, the choice is urs bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 9:41am On Jul 18, 2017
For questions 14 to 18, select the correct preposition or adverb:
14) He insisted _____ seeing the documents.
A. by
B. in
C. of
D. on
15) It never occurred _____ me to ask him for proof of his identity.
A. for
B. to
C. on
D. with

16) I object to being kept waiting. Why can’t you be
_____ time?
A. on
B. in
C. of
D. at
17) I was _____ the impression that I had paid you for the work you did for me.
A. into
B. over
C. with
D. under
18) Buying presents for children is sometimes very difficult. ___ the end I bought a kite for Tom.
A. At
B. On
C. In
D. By.
19) What are two safety precautions that should be taken before driving your car?
20) In computer jargon, what do you understand by CPU?
A. Computer Processing Unit
B. Computer Procedure Utility
C. Central Processing Unit
D. Central Power Unit
21) The five cogs are turning in the same direction and at the same speed. Which two will clash at a given moment?
A. A and B B. B and C C. C and D D. D and E
DPR sample questions. If interested please pm me
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 7:49pm On Jul 17, 2017
1) When walking, a certain person takes 16 complete steps in 10 seconds. At this rate, how many complete steps does the person take in 72 seconds?
A. 45 B. 78 C. 86 D. 90 E. 115
2) In computer jargon, what do you understand by ROM?
A. Read Only Memory
B. Random Only Memory
C. Real Output Memory
D. Read Output Memory
3) A body is floating in seawater with 2/3 of its volume above the surface. The weight of the displaced water is?
A. Less than the weight of the body
B. Equal to the weight of the body
C. More than the weight of the body
D. Not enough information provided.
This is how dpr questions look like. If interested pm me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 7:48pm On Jul 17, 2017
megawax8:

4. A 5. C 6. B 7. C 8. A 9. D 10. 12 persons.
I may not be right though.
show full working please
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 4:03pm On Jul 17, 2017
Questions 4 – 9 refer to the following: A tank is a vertical cylinder with inside diameter of 6ft and a height of 15ft.
4) What is the volume of liquid in cubic feet if we fill the tank to one foot high?
A. 28.27 ft3
B. 18.8 ft3
C. 113.1 ft3
D. 424.1 ft3.
5) What is the total volume of the tank in cubic feet?
A. 1686.5 ft3
B. 442.5 ft3
C. 424.1 ft3
D. 847.5 ft3.
6) What is the volume of water in cubic ft in the tank if a measure stick indicates the water surface is 6 feet below the top of the tank?
A. 170.2 ft3
B. 254.4 ft3
C. 1017.9 ft3
D. 678.6 ft3.
7) What is the weight in pounds of the tank, as in the above case, if the tank itself weighs 20 lbs per ft of height?
A. 63,424 lbs
B. 42,241 lbs
C. 16,151 lbs
D. 10,605 lbs.
cool How much water in gallons would have to be removed to reduce the total weight of the tank plus water, as in the above case, by 20%?
A. 388 gals
B. 3,230 gals
C. 2,121 gals
D. 626 gals.
9) What would be the new level of the water, as measured from the top of the tank, if the water in the above case (equivalent of 20% of total weight) is removed?
A. 10.4 ft
B. 12.7 ft
C. 7.1 ft
D. 7.8 ft.
10) If everybody at a party shook and with each other, and there was a total of 66 handshakes. How many people attended the party?
Please someone should attempt these and give answers. They are all dpr past questions

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by yusufhaji(m): 2:21pm On Jul 16, 2017
BOJO123:
thanks I've sent to others
pls send it to me too bro

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