Ten minutes to the end of the service and the Pastor says "Am not the preacher of today" Ahhhhhh?? # Shift_lemme_faint ..

Nothing is more painful than using the whole Saturday to wash your boyfriend's clothes Only for him to break up with you on Sunday morning

My neighbour is cooking jollof rice She is even frying plantain Lemme go and play with her children I don't know why I love children so much # Ayam_coming

That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi..

Some boys will wake up 2am to pee and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceiving Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine.

Have been having chest pain since one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoder DSTV abi GOTV Hold me abeg I no wan faint

Did your girlfriend break your heart?

Don't bear the heartbreak alone. Call her in the middle of the night, tell her you went to hospital to check your HIV status and the result came out positive. Ask her why she infected you with the virus and dumped you. Drop the call at that moment. Relax in a corner, open your window for fresh air and let your
ancestors do the remaining fight

14 years imprisonment for Gay in Nigeriaí ¼í·³í ¼í·¬...They will still put them in the same cell with other guysí ½í¸¬ Is that not *Honeymoon*í ½í¸�í ½í

*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.* *I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?* *She blocked me! ..

Relationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron ;DRelationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron

She was my Crush, Until the day she said the opposite of "Minimum was Minidad"😭😂 😂 😂 😂
Eleyi deep. 👆*pls shift i want to faint*

The most painful thing in this life is when a girl accept ur proposal today n tomorrow is her birthday

A thousand of insult from a teacher is more better than a silence from a friend in examination hall.......
#Ogbeni......your tears will full 33,000litres tanker......

TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to careless management STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant. TEACHER: get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.*
*I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?*
*She blocked me! ...

She said she is studying at Harvard University UK but came home because of the ASUU strike BABY YO!!!
#issorite

I told one slay queen to download IMO for video calls She said she prefers anambra
Pls where should I faint?

Sharwama = 1000 Pizza = 3700 Ice cream = 2500 Cab = 4000 And some guys will still be double dating.. .#issokay

You want your relationship to be like that of Romeo and Juliet... Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag and iphone7...

Yoruba people will say "iya kosera loja" abeg help me how much dem dey sell baba for market?

Dating a short girl is cute until she's pregnant and start looking like a spoiled nokia battery

My mum asked my brother's girlfriend if she can cook.., she smiled and replied *i cooked the tea we drank at home this morning*... Till now my mum is still looking for where to faint because i fainted where she was supposed to faint.

Your destiny is in your hands and you're using that hand to press girl breast...🙄🙄🙄🙄
#issorite
😂😂😂

Forget about electric shock ⚡,
nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone....

A girl sends her BoyFriend a letter reading, "i am sorry but am in luv with a young, handsome and intelligent guy so i no longer love u. pliz send my photoz back" The guy sent her back a reply in a stamped envelope containing 50 photos of differrent photos of girls. The reply read " i dont still remember ur face so select your photo and return the rest.

Forget about electric shock ⚡,

nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.... 💯

One slay#QUEEN# asked me which POLY can accept 100 as cutoff mark?? I replied:POLYBAG and she #BLOCKED#me Have I said anything #BAD

Have been feeling headache since one slay queen told me she score 1st in jamb... 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐abeg shift let me faint well..

Heart break is not when your love leaves you.......
Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"

SCHOOL EXAM ...... u will copy ASSIGNMENT..... u copy COMMON ENTRANCE..... u copy WAEC.... u copy JAMB..... u copy LIFESTYLE.... u copy DRESSING.... u copy Facebook...... u copy WHATSAPP..... u will still copy and paste I know you're still thinking of copying this post *WHAT'S YOUR AIM IN LIFE*

I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.

Emmyk:
My nokia 3110c will ''no music found" whenever I go to music player. It started on 31 December. I've formatted the phone and Mc slot. Dont temme to flash the phone ø. I did it 6 times last year. October was the last time. Ha!

Flashing will solve the problem it just that the fone is adapt to virus.