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LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:05pm On May 23, 2017
I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:20pm On May 23, 2017
SCHOOL EXAM ...... u will copy ASSIGNMENT..... u copy COMMON ENTRANCE..... u copy WAEC.... u copy JAMB..... u copy LIFESTYLE.... u copy DRESSING.... u copy Facebook...... u copy WHATSAPP..... u will still copy and paste I know you're still thinking of copying this post *WHAT'S YOUR AIM IN LIFE*

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:33pm On May 23, 2017
Heart break is not when your love leaves you.......
Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:35pm On May 23, 2017
Have been feeling headache since one slay queen told me she score 1st in jamb... 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐abeg shift let me faint well..

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 7:45am On May 25, 2017
One slay#QUEEN# asked me which POLY can accept 100 as cutoff mark?? I replied:POLYBAG and she #BLOCKED#me Have I said anything #BAD

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 7:50pm On May 28, 2017
Forget about electric shock ⚡,

nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone.... 💯

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 7:52pm On May 28, 2017
A girl sends her BoyFriend a letter reading, "i am sorry but am in luv with a young, handsome and intelligent guy so i no longer love u. pliz send my photoz back" The guy sent her back a reply in a stamped envelope containing 50 photos of differrent photos of girls. The reply read " i dont still remember ur face so select your photo and return the rest.

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by Nobody: 8:02pm On May 28, 2017
Guy you are on point..... Continue jare
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:47pm On May 29, 2017
Forget about electric shock ⚡,
nothing shocks more than touching your pocket and not feeling your phone....

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 9:08pm On May 30, 2017
Your destiny is in your hands and you're using that hand to press girl breast...🙄🙄🙄🙄
#issorite
😂😂😂

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 9:37pm On Jun 06, 2017
My mum asked my brother's girlfriend if she can cook.., she smiled and replied *i cooked the tea we drank at home this morning*... Till now my mum is still looking for where to faint because i fainted where she was supposed to faint.

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 9:38pm On Jun 06, 2017
Dating a short girl is cute until she's pregnant and start looking like a spoiled nokia battery

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 9:39pm On Jun 06, 2017
Yoruba people will say "iya kosera loja" abeg help me how much dem dey sell baba for market?

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by seunlly(m): 10:10pm On Jun 06, 2017
Yawa dey oo....
A man divorced his wife & after one week her father died & she inherited N150 billion. The man called
her & told her he's pregnant for her

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 9:41pm On Jun 07, 2017
You want your relationship to be like that of Romeo and Juliet... Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag and iphone7...
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 7:20pm On Jun 08, 2017
Sharwama = 1000 Pizza = 3700 Ice cream = 2500 Cab = 4000 And some guys will still be double dating.. .#issokay
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2017
I told one slay queen to download IMO for video calls She said she prefers anambra
Pls where should I faint?

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:02pm On Jun 08, 2017
She said she is studying at Harvard University UK but came home because of the ASUU strike BABY YO!!!
#issorite

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2017
*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.*
*I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?*
*She blocked me! ... grin

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by Anticannibal(m): 10:10am On Jun 10, 2017
yusuph001:
I'm finished' is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a bouncer in a Club...and ends up saying..."My boyfriend ain't scared of you"....That moment my brother it's either you become John Cena or you become Usain Bolt.
usain bolt + gareth bale level
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by Anticannibal(m): 10:11am On Jun 10, 2017
yusuph001:
Heart break is not when your love leaves you.......
Heart break: is when your newly wedded wife is in the kitchen preparing dinner and she ask
"honey how many maggi should i put in the pounded yam??"
No Be Lie
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by olalekan90(m): 12:13pm On Jun 10, 2017
bros i no sure say u go make heaven
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:24pm On Jun 10, 2017
TEACHER: Give an example of business failure due to careless management STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant. TEACHER: get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:40pm On Jun 10, 2017
A thousand of insult from a teacher is more better than a silence from a friend in examination hall.......
#Ogbeni......your tears will full 33,000litres tanker......

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 6:08pm On Jun 11, 2017
The most painful thing in this life is when a girl accept ur proposal today n tomorrow is her birthday

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by Thisboysef(m): 12:07am On Jun 12, 2017
Where is ellahzy?
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by ellahzy(f): 7:37am On Jun 12, 2017
Thisboysef:
Where is ellahzy?
I dey o but on a low key like level cool
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by Thisboysef(m): 5:16pm On Jun 12, 2017
ellahzy:

I dey o but on a low key like level cool
big gurl, insurance cover u
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:16pm On Jun 12, 2017
She was my Crush, Until the day she said the opposite of "Minimum was Minidad"😭😂 😂 😂 😂
Eleyi deep. 👆*pls shift i want to faint*

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
Relationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron ;DRelationship stress can make you iron all your cloths and when you are done you realize you didn't even plug in the iron
Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
*She posted: What God has given me, no one can take it away from me.* *I COMMENTED: Where's your virginity?* *She blocked me! ..

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Re: LAUGH AND FORGET UR NAME by yusuph001(m): 10:11pm On Jun 13, 2017
14 years imprisonment for Gay in Nigeriaí ¼í·³í ¼í·¬...They will still put them in the same cell with other guysí ½í¸¬ Is that not *Honeymoon*í ½í¸�í ½í

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