Nice 1

yusuph001:
Your destiny is in your hands and you're using that hand to press girl breast...🙄🙄🙄🙄
#issorite
😂😂😂

Lobatan

Did your girlfriend break your heart?

Don't bear the heartbreak alone. Call her in the middle of the night, tell her you went to hospital to check your HIV status and the result came out positive. Ask her why she infected you with the virus and dumped you. Drop the call at that moment. Relax in a corner, open your window for fresh air and let your
ancestors do the remaining fight

Have been having chest pain since one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoder DSTV abi GOTV Hold me abeg I no wan faint

Some boys will wake up 2am to pee and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceiving Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine.

That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi..

My neighbour is cooking jollof rice She is even frying plantain Lemme go and play with her children I don't know why I love children so much # Ayam_coming

Nothing is more painful than using the whole Saturday to wash your boyfriend's clothes Only for him to break up with you on Sunday morning

Ten minutes to the end of the service and the Pastor says "Am not the preacher of today" Ahhhhhh?? # Shift_lemme_faint ..