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press9jatv:
Pictures of Trump Presidential campaign in Madison Square Garden rally in America 🇺🇸. Pictures below 👇

See as campaign dey organized for Yankee but for my place e dey be another thing.

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/little-girl-fani-kayode-hits-uk-politician-badenoch-over-attack-on-nigerians/

In all you do in life, please beware of such people like this Kemi.

Kobojunkie:
I don't really understand why people like this Fani-Kayode are allowed to still open their mouths to speak... Nigerians, una see wetin una don do una selves?

Nah the 64 people wey like your this comment pain me pass

lexy2014:
what makes the woman "high maintenance"?

The question I've been looking for!!!

onuman:
He lost election according to
your APC-appointed INEC Chairman and Court jesters.
Lagos and Abuja host the most enlightened set of Nigeria's voters. Whoever won in Lagos and Abuja won the presidential election.

Dey play!!!

casualobserver:
He has LP senators and house members. He should speak to them first. Instead of seeking attention telling us what we already know in a bid to sound intelligent.

If he were really different and not just another repackage typical Nigeria politician who is part of the rot, nothing stops him from instructing his LP assembly members to initiate cost cutting bills in the house and senate. Let it be rejected but let it be on record this is where you and your party stand not making noise on Twitter.

After all he is the leader of the LP and most of not all of those elected under LP owe their election to Obi.

Common senses but no be everybody get am.
Best comment 👌 💯

Spagi:
shut up

Wetin dey always amaze me nah people wey dey Like this type of comments.

iamphenomenal:
As always, I return all glory to God. Today marks four years I buried the addiction of pornography and masturbation, which had plagued my life for many years.

All my journey and challenges, as well as my past success stories are recorded here on Nairaland, on the great platform where I met fellow fighters facing the same struggle - Masturbation Quitting Challenge Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread

Note: As I've always emphasized, I didn't replace this addiction with fornication (as many people propose as a solution). All through my recovery process till now I've never engaged in sex, as I'm not yet married. Glory to God!

This testimony is to encourage anyone struggling with the same (or any other addiction) that total victory is possible. Trust in God. Engage in accountability. Don't give up!

Till next year. God spare my life.

Long live Nairaland!

Notable mentions :
Nnamebuka, Seas, olamilekxy, CR777, Onelove508, FunNoStrings, challengemaster, and our great moderator Mynd44 - happy to tell y'all that I'm happy and blossoming as ever!

Congratulations Man 👏
This is one of the addiction that can hinder a mam from growing and making progress in life.
I'm happy for you Man!!!

nairalandkachy1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-onyewuchi-lp-senator-defects-to-apc/amp/

Some transactions has been made.

DonBenny77:
I dey bless people around me the little way I can. I don't post it on social media.
Even Bible talk am say make left hand no see wetin right hand give.
But when it comes to these una so called celebrities you loose your senses.
Is it not how the other philanthropist drug dealer from ozubulu caused a church massacre and got away with it.
Philanthropy ass licker. 😂
You don't even have small sense, a philanthropist is a saint and can do no wrong. Na your type dey doubt BBC exposure on Tb Joshua because he does Charity.

I don read everything wey you write, now rest.

DonBenny77:
Disguise
Some people too love Charity, some are smokescreen for a bigger evil

I'm sure you call yourself a saint but you haven't done anything good for the people around you.

Bonapart:
Me and this brother used to be friends on Facebook. I knew from day one that he is a common thief. Death to all internet fraudsters and terrorists. If you aid and support yahoo boys and terrorism, death to you too. May all you touch die and turn to dust

Not like you are a Saint.
One thing I've learned about human, especially blacks is that they judge others for sinning differently.

GOFRONT:



We need Mattew Crooks in Eagle square.......Perhaps if we had someone like Mattew, before the druggie could even mention Subsidy is.........You would hear kaboooom. He'd be brought down on that podium of Eagle square.

But we lack a Mattew here.

Dear Mattew, pls leave Trump to breathe, Come and take the right target away from the podiums of Eagle²

Brother, as you wish death on others so shall it be with you.
This is all I have to say.

Coldspice:
Ngwa people are not anything. Even in Abia, they laugh at you. Your men are lazy and your women stink.

Ngwa people are not anything but you and your useless people buy and feed on their crops, buy and build houses on their lands. I am sure you only visit your coven hometown during the festive period. that is if at all you have a place of origin.

EmekaBlue:
Otti in times like this ignore haters and sometimes report on d big vacuum the previous government left...then keep up your good work. Ogadimma

Ogadinma for Abia state because nah your personal dey there but Nigeria as a federation no go dinma cause no be your person dey there abi?

Ngwamankillyou2:
They can go to hell. He if cleaning ikoeazu mess Otti keep your good work.

But President BAT isn't cleaning Buhari's mess abi?

Bruh you can do better by being truthful to yourself.

Funkyswagzz:
The problem I have with people like you is that you fail to find out the reason why there's a problem instead you jump into things that will sound convenient to you. Make more research on issues currently going on in abia before you open your dirty mouth to talk rubbish. Lemme ask you, are you aware Alex otti cleared 22 months pension arrears owned by Ikpeazu to the sum of 10 billion naira. Im sure you don't know but you jump right at this one to start your useless propaganda. I don't blame you people cos it's in your blood to bring people down for no reason. One woman in a podcast exposed all of you and how evil you people are, do some research and stop tarnishing image of others.

Wow.....now e reach where Alex Oti dey, you come say make we do research to find out the reason why he doesn't want to pay his workers.
Nah your type sha dey always dey front seat for church.
HYPOCRITE of the highest order.

Nemere2020:
https://punchng.com/abia-workers-issue-fresh-warning-on-indefinite-strike/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0FhvAp8rHJOt5Jn5yN-e6kYNQrybwqeM92sO_VEE8RfJWU2SzP4BbGTg0_aem_o_fkkN0PgH3fY-SGvRFipg

Nlfpmod mynd44

Almighty Oti 😄😄
The best Governor in Nigeria but refuses to pay his poor workers.
Nah hypocrite just full this country, especially the ones that always parade themselves as the best.

ValCon888:
The girl knows you're a weak man that is why she can try this kind of shììt.

And what does a weak man do? Complain all over the internet instead of treating her fùck up.

Yes

Goodvibes007:
Senior Blocked head is trying to pass on the blame to previous administration LMAO

As you can see below, Abians are not asking Ikpeazu to pay the debt. They are calling out Otti. Why don't you tell them to go and protest in Ikpeazu"s house, and see if they won't beat you blue and black.

Some people always look for who to blame for their failures

raskymonojendor:
Excuses. When he inherited geometric power plant project from Ikpeazu, you all gave otti the credit for it, but now that salary is not being paid, you gave the bad credit to ikpeazu. Ikpeazu left gov't over one year ago, Otti should buckle up.

They will keep on wailing

004gist:
Dont u know that this money are debt ikpeazu the past governor refused to pay?.

The governor is trying hard to clear it and still building roads, changing abia with little resources at his disposal.

Let's try and appreciate what he is doing else other governors will say after all Nigerians does not care if u steal or not

Oga stop deceiving yourself. These road projects had been paid for by the previous government but the contractors had not delivered, so the new government was simply ensuring that those who had signed the contracts would deliver on their long-term projects.

Klington:


Joke of a country.

The so-called autonomy is as useless as the P in psychology.

The useless chairmen will still have to seek the consent of their govs who will request for 90% of the allocation.

My bruh Don't be always be negative. Okay?

Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black

Add yours...

God Bless this nation, Nigeria 🇳🇬 🙏

Peacefultosin:
You should not make loss if you sell a cob of maize for at least N50. I am not saying you should not charge higher so that you can raise your income/profit from the farm.

I think you need to check the elements of your costs and amount inccured on each to know where you need to apply cost reduction techniques.

Like someone rightly said, eliminating the activities of middlemen in transactions will give you more income and consequently higher profit but necessary value addition (with its consequences) will be taken care of by you.

Lastly, you should think of intercropping the maize with other crop(s) on the same piece of land so that the cost will be distributed on all crops planted on the land.

An intelligent way to survive the market 👌

HawkTuah:
People commenting up there no watch the video. The most hilarious part is the ending.

I didn’t watch the video at first but browsed through the comments section first, and finally I decided to watch the video and I clearly understand what you just said.

[Please can you share some photos for easier identification 🙏🙏quote author=LocalFARMERS post=130839894]

Yes they are different. Some of those Groundnut used for making Groundnut oil produce more oil. The ones we generally eat can still be used to make oil though. It's just that, they don't produce as much oil as others[/quote]

immortalcrown:
Let me just copy it from one of my previous posts.

In my JSS1, my school took me and my schoolmates on an excursion to an airport. We were not allowed to enter an airplane because of 911 attack. But years later, I travelled by air.

The first flight I boarded was a local one. No family member or friend to guide me. I didn't know how and where to go when I entered the airport. I saw a place marked "Departure" (entrance) and took the route. I got to a scanning point and was searched and scanned. I asked a random worker on uniform a question and he pointed to the ticketing stand of the company I was to use. The rest was easy to detect and follow until boarding time. I saw my seat number on my ticket but didn't know how to locate the seat when I entered the plane. I didn't see number on any seat. I didn't know that the seat numbers are on the roof (should I call it ceiling?), not on the seats. I asked an air hostess who gave me a strange look before directing me to check the roof part above the seats. My first experience of turbulence (galloping in air 😀) scared me.

Another funny experience was when a hostess pushing trolley around to pack wastes after the passengers had had snacks got to my side, I myself trashed the wraps of my snacks into a waste container on the trolley and the hostess gave me a strange look. I then observed and noticed that other passengers were relaxed and she herself was picking the trashes from the trays, meaning I shouldn't have bothered myself to do the trashing myself. That was it. After then, I have travelled by air to 3 countries without difficulties in navigating through airports.

One of the things I have learnt from travelling by air is that the bigger an airplane is, the more comfort the airplane offers. For most small airplanes, no enough space for your legs, and you have to stretch your hands to the ceiling to adjust AC, turn light off or on and to press call button. But in most of bigger airplanes, you do the operations on a touchscreen in your front, and you have more space for your legs. You can't (or let me say you are not allowed to) recline your seat in some small airplanes.

I don learn somethings sha 😄

[quote author=LocalFARMERS post=130403459]It depends the following factors.
1- Type of Groundnut: There are varieties of Groundnut and the seedlings. Each Groundnut have a purpose. Some Groundnut are not meant for producing Groundnut Oil. Cause it contain less Oil. These types of Groundnut is the type that is mostly sold as cooked or fried Groundnut.

There is another type of Groundnut that is mostly used for making Groundnut Oil. You can't cook or fry such groundnut. It doesn't even taste sweet due to the high level of Oil it contains.

2- Location: The location of your farm will also determine the quantity of Groundnut you can produce. Fertilizer is not used for groundnut. So, the land must be naturally fertile.

Southern Kaduna People produce Groundnut in commercial quantity. Cause their land is good for Groundnut. However, they mostly farm the Groundnut that is used for producing Oil. These groundnut are usually exported or processed in factories that produce Oil. Some local groundnut oil producers also use it to produce Oil.

Nasarawa also farm Groundnut in commercial quantity. They mostly farm the other type of Groundnut that is mostly cooked and fried.

4- How you care for your farm- Everything you farm needs care. You must keep weeds and pests away from your farm. The Groundnut needs regular weeding to keep weeds away. For good harvest, during weeding, you must use hoe to draw more soil to the Groundnut plant. This will enable it produce more








Wow.....I just now know that the Groundnut we eat everyday are different from the Groundnut used to produce Groundnut oil. Thanks for your enlightenment

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/reps-move-to-halt-public-officers-spouses-from-declaring-assets/

How can we be deliberating on such matter when there are important bills to be passed 😕

LexngtonSteele:
Graphic - viewer's discretion (18+)

A man has been caught with his pants down, shoving a petrol pump nozzle up his bum, while stroking his male member.

The strange clip, which unsurprisingly has gone viral on social media and left people with far more questions than answers, shows the elderly-looking man standing at a petrol station with his trousers pulled down.

He then takes the petrol hose nozzle and shoves it into his bum with one hand. With his other hand, he begins masturbating.

The creepy man slowly turns his head to see if anyone is looking and appears to spot the person filming him who starts shouting at him.

The man then takes the nozzle out of his backside, removes his other hand from his genitals and starts to pull up his pants before the 12-second clip cuts off.

Signs around the petrol station indicate the video was filmed in Italy.


The man's identity is, as yet, unknown, with local media seemingly unwilling to track him down and report on it.



Concerned Citizen

When this type of thing happens in Africa, we say that the person must have been possessed by a foul spirit cause wth is this man doing?

Racoon:
Who still remembers these soft drinks with nostalgic feelings

One Fact about this drinks was that the bottles were very strong and hard to break