ijustdey:


https://dailytrust.com/reps-move-to-halt-public-officers-spouses-from-declaring-assets/

How can we be deliberating on such matter when there are important bills to be passed 😕

LexngtonSteele:
Graphic - viewer's discretion (18+)

A man has been caught with his pants down, shoving a petrol pump nozzle up his bum, while stroking his male member.

The strange clip, which unsurprisingly has gone viral on social media and left people with far more questions than answers, shows the elderly-looking man standing at a petrol station with his trousers pulled down.

He then takes the petrol hose nozzle and shoves it into his bum with one hand. With his other hand, he begins masturbating.

The creepy man slowly turns his head to see if anyone is looking and appears to spot the person filming him who starts shouting at him.

The man then takes the nozzle out of his backside, removes his other hand from his genitals and starts to pull up his pants before the 12-second clip cuts off.

Signs around the petrol station indicate the video was filmed in Italy.


The man's identity is, as yet, unknown, with local media seemingly unwilling to track him down and report on it.



Concerned Citizen

When this type of thing happens in Africa, we say that the person must have been possessed by a foul spirit cause wth is this man doing?

Racoon:
Who still remembers these soft drinks with nostalgic feelings

One Fact about this drinks was that the bottles were very strong and hard to break

SoNature:
I have repeatedly said that the federal government should ban ALL Nigerian males from travelling to Malaysia, Indonesia, Turkey, Cyprus and Cambodia.

Those people just go there to push drugs because those countries have no tangible opportunities for foreigners.

If you have any business with anyone from those countries and you two have to meet, meet in any nearby country or the person should come down to Nigeria.

Our politicians, yahoo boys, ritualists, drug dealers, cross-border prostituting syndicates and child traffickers have sworn to totally tarnish the image of this country

We don see you wey wan make Nigeria proud 👏 🥲

richie240:
**My country denied us
**Foreign airlines are ganging up against me
Now,
**African airlines are frustrating me.
Everybody is against you.

In the past 4 decades wey the likes of dangote and adenuga don dey do biznaze, na how many times den done complain say their village ancestors dey waylay them for road?

'Our ppl' and victimization compkex!

.


Enyi mechie onu kwanu

ChybuzzDD:


You meant permanently out as i described in the 4th degree above?

Match what you're saying with the appropriate degree as described

I took a photo of it too.
I do not know if it will be advisable to share it here

ChybuzzDD:


You meant permanently out as i described in the 4th degree above?

Match what you're saying with the appropriate degree as described

From what I am experiencing here, I think it's the 2nd Degree of pile

PROVERBZ:
it’s a British independent school. They just don’t take anybody, u will pass assessment. There will be no dull people.

Taaar...Mechie onu there!!!
Who told you there will be no dull persons In the school?

ChybuzzDD:


What's the stage/degree of pile? Piles have 4 stages and treatment depends on the specific stage/degree

Ist Degree: Only bleeding on defecation; no pain, no protrusion

2nd Degree: Protrusion on defecation, which goes back in on its own +/- bleeding

3rd Degree: Protrusion on defecation, but needs to be pushed in manually +/- bleeding

4th Degree: Protrusion on defecation but remains permanently outside/can't be pushed in

I just noticed that the pile is already out but there were no bleeding
Please what should I do?

ChybuzzDD:


What's the stage/degree of pile? Piles have 4 stages and treatment depends on the specific stage/degree

Ist Degree: Only bleeding on defecation; no pain, no protrusion

2nd Degree: Protrusion on defecation, which goes back in on its own +/- bleeding

3rd Degree: Protrusion on defecation, but needs to be pushed in manually +/- bleeding

4th Degree: Protrusion on defecation but remains permanently outside/can't be pushed in

Please what can I use to cure mine?

Rexymania:
You dey report sad news with literature English LoL

😂😂 Be like the matter no too serious

jUeLiZ:
WHAT IT MEANS WHEN THE COURT GRANTS BAIL IN THE SUM OF 20M, 50M, 30, 000 OR ANY OTHER AMOUNT.

You see generally bail is a contract/agreement between a defendant (commonly called an accused person) and the court that the defendant will have a temporary liberty (right to move freely) pending his trial and shall appear in court throughout the trial. The agreement is normally in written form and is called a “bail bond”

The bail bond normally stipulates that the defendant cannot be released until he brings a surety (someone who will assure the court that the defendant would always be in court). The terms may also include a requirement that the surety must be someone who has money worth certain amount, example 50M. THIS HOWEVER DOES NOT MEAN that the defendant SHALL pay the 50M as a condition for his release. No! What it means is that if the defendant jumps bail (fails to appear in court when required and as agreed upon in the bail bond without cogent reason), his surety shall forfeit the money. But if he appears in court all the time, the money remains his own.

By reason of the foregoing, whenever you hear that someone had been granted 10M bail, know that what the court means is that anyone who is to stand as a surety to the defendant must afford 10M and shall forfeit the 10M Naira if the defendant jumps bail. Simple!

- O. G. Chukkol.

#Copied

Thanks for educating us more on this 👏

[quote author=Truths9ja post=129360964]Lady cries uncontrollably after genotype ended her 3 years relationship.



My mother will always tell us that we shouldn't marry someone out of pity and this is exactly what she means

shortgun:
Atiku doesn't understand figures yet you can't prove he was wrong or provide any figures to counter his claims.
There's no economic benefit of that project, there are existing roads linking every part of the country; instead of spending 30% of the funds for the new road on the maintenance of the existing ones they will rather award a new road to create an avenue to loot the country to oblivion

For real there should be a level of IQ that you need to have before commenting on a public post cause wtf did you just write?

NotGej:



You are at fault by all you listed. Always take care of yourself and not hope on others. No one is anyone’s slave. People have their lives to live

Omo the way some of you reason ehh
What has slave got to do with what he wrote?

yommen:
100 Units. Band C. I'm actually placed on C instead of D. I have complained. By month end, I should by 160 units for 5k

Okay I decided to recharge 1k and I got 20 units. Tariff is 46 per unit aside VAT: 930 for 20 is equal to N46 per kWh.

There is one thing I have noticed with Nigerians home and abroad. The literate ones pick a piece of information, distort it and pass it to the illiterate and misinformation continues. Mind you, there are many people on this forum that can read and write but unfortunately are still illiterate.

How can you say that someone who can read and write is an illiterate 😐 😒
For me I will say that many Nigerians lack common sense 😑

Obiedun:
Some people like to play victim mentality. You do not have proper documents.

I guess you didn't read all that was written

festacman:
Ex-Governor Ikpeazu is a buffoon for seeing all these and did nothing in spite of receiving FAAC allocations and impressive IGR.

Biko Go and have a sit Mr Man

tonicyril:


Well, for the fact that I don't know the three Newton laws if motion does not mean I am olodo

I can only be one if I don't prepare a good landing for my offsprings..

Pray u don't be a failure to ur children even with ur professorship in Albert Einstein studies..

This 📍

Bokeeto:



I'm still in the process, I don't know it all....

My Brother, you will surely succeed. 🙏🙏

emperorlaqrin:


One of the mistakes I made is not investing in BTC when guys Dey buy for cafe back then. Anyway no time is too late but honestly guys Dey make money and guys don make money

My Bruh relax, you go still make better funds from crypto. Just pray for seed money and you see yourself booming. No give up

abbey622:
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Non custodial? Custodial and cold storage are complete opposites.....Olodo!

This shows that this is a complete false news

MadamNoNetwork:
Most of y’all don’t know that crypto is actually being used by Yahoo boys to ‘pick’ funds from their clients.

Try dey improve 😂😂😂

EreluRoz:


Do you people actually make money from this crypto true true?

I don't even take anyone into this crypto thing seriously, it's same as betnaija gambling to me and if not why is it only men that do the crypto thing and the very few women involved are tomboy?

Omo you are still very far if you are asking this question

Bokeeto:



Wow, your case is really a difficult one. You shouldn't have given him such a huge amount of money upfront. That was how an agent requested I should pay 1.7m upfront for a job visa sponsorship, and wasn't willing to open up to me about the whole process. I had to ditch them, started looking up for info here on Nairaland and YouTube, luckily I got a lot of reasonable info. I'm about to start the process doing it on my own. I'd hope more experienced people can respond to your question and tell you what to do.

That's great to hear, you can also be of help to many of us who wants to do the same as you did.

ntyce:


slowpoke, I don't think Williams, the SA goalkeeper or the Ivorian team were this honored.the last SuperEagles team that won Afcon were not even this celebrated.

But when mediocrity is the order, you start seeing a 2nd place holder like a winner.

Mmmmmm 🤔

ntyce:
Why is everyone celebrating a second place in Afcon?

Seems you are a great loser

Belial06:
Very good !! Jail the thief for life !!!
These criminals defraud people then come here and flaunt stolen money and deceive people gullible kids into following their useless lifestyle.

These guys are robbers, only difference is they don't use guns!!

Id your quote me to talk nonsense about politicians being thieves too I will curse you. Politicians don't damage our image internationally these idiots do. See how most akata see us Nigerians as crooks because of these bastards!!!

Man you're just pained that you can't afford the lifestyle after several years of toiling.

Abeg make una dey drop pictures for this kind story 🙏🙏🙏