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Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:


you should get her digits first...you need to isolate her. fb chats doesn't give room for proper isolation

xxxtedyxxx

OKkk Pls explain what u mean by isolating her....
am not sure if she is on whatsapp
Phones / Re: Just Look At This Girl's Ridiculous Whatsapp Status by zadokokezie(m): 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2017
dustmalik:




I also didn't understand what the OP meant, but taking a closer look, I came to the conclusion that each of those dots represents a picture. So you can imagine how many pictures the lady has on her Whatsapp status.

oh my God.....
some ppl don't have joy oh..
am just understanding it...
thanks bro
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 8:35pm On Dec 30, 2017
xxxtedyxxx
mentioned u above but u did not reply me... bro I need advice
Phones / Re: Best Movie Apps For Android Device by zadokokezie(m): 5:00pm On Dec 30, 2017
proffnico:
Movie HD s my favorite streaming/download movie app.. "better than showbox in every way"

Hye Pls I have installed d app movie HD.. but now how do I download movie from it.... when I click on download movies it takes me 2 my play store Dat I should upgrade my opera mini to d fast downloader version which I have done but it is still going back 2 play store
Phones / Re: Poll: Do You Use Google Assistant? If No, Why? If Yes, How Often? by zadokokezie(m): 4:35pm On Dec 30, 2017
it is cool....

since I notice it on my phone I have been using it.... I use it mainly when am in my frozen apps but need 2 open another app Dat is not frozen then I just use it and it works well..... or when am bored and just want 2 talk 2 something, so I talk 2 d phone and she replys well (altho it needs data connection 4 dis 1)...

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Phones / Re: Just Look At This Girl's Ridiculous Whatsapp Status by zadokokezie(m): 4:21pm On Dec 30, 2017
Barondenigeria:
Nigerians have began to abuse the new whatsapp status post limit. Just look at this girl playing snake xenza with whatsapp status angry


I don't understand stand what is wrong... sombori should Pls explain
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by zadokokezie(m): 3:18pm On Dec 30, 2017
dis is interesting
Romance / Re: Lady Catches Boyfriend With Another Girl At Dominos After He Lied About Headache by zadokokezie(m): 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2017
Oya Yoruba demons.. come and carry ur newest member
Pets / Re: Aww, Hamsters Are Soo Cute... And Crazy At The Same Time!!! by zadokokezie(m): 11:01pm On Dec 29, 2017
cute and hilarious things
Education / Does Waec Gce Have Statement Of Result by zadokokezie(m): 10:40am On Dec 27, 2017
so I was wondering... universities ask their freshers to bring their statement of result from their secondary school. but what about those freshers that don't have a good waec or neco result but their gce is good and would want 2 use it for their registration. how do they get have gce statement of result.

Pls would appreciate your response....


#cheers
Career / Re: History Of Nairaland (SEUN) by zadokokezie(m): 4:32pm On Dec 26, 2017
Biko take dis to frontpage....
1 million dollar.... I wonder how much NAIRALAND worth now
Career / Re: History Of Nairaland (SEUN) by zadokokezie(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2017
Biko take dis to frontpage....
1 million dollar.... I wonder how much NAIRALAND worth now
Romance / Re: Why Wpuld She Change Dress In Front Of Me. by zadokokezie(m): 12:15am On Dec 26, 2017
Oyebee91:
*"now people will say its my fault again"*this ain't his first tym


sharp observation

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Romance / Re: Why Wpuld She Change Dress In Front Of Me. by zadokokezie(m): 10:57pm On Dec 25, 2017
una one kill mr op....

he no show face again 4 dis thread sef...

well I think clearly from Wat Mr op said he thinks d girl wants 2 seduce him.....
Business / Re: Christmas: Crowd At Owerri Mall, Shoprite (Photos) by zadokokezie(m): 10:25pm On Dec 25, 2017
come 2 AO-SHOPING MALL OR LEISURE MALL here in surulere, lagos. u no go see space Waka

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Religion / Re: Adult Movie Mistakenly Displays On Church Screen During Service by zadokokezie(m): 8:10pm On Dec 25, 2017
HighBK:

Check out @__faexo’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/__faexo/status/945026184307527680?s=09


dis is so so so serious... ...


Pls don't click d link...... RATED 12
Crime / Re: Notorious Cultist Killed By Rival Members In Delta On The Eve Of Christmas(pics by zadokokezie(m): 7:12pm On Dec 25, 2017
cultism very useless something...


there was a tym I almost joined bagger.... I found out dat one of my close friend was a bagger.. started liking his style, flying colours, d way he talks when he is with other baggers, his gingering when fight show...

when dey talk u will be hear words Dat u don't understand (capping) ...

thank God I didn't join.. got admitted into uni and left home...


although he still my friend but we are not as close as before... but I call him anytime fighting show..
Education / Re: When You Are Asked To Explain Your Experience In A Nigerian Boarding School by zadokokezie(m): 3:44pm On Dec 25, 2017
boarding school..

d experience was..... hmmmmm.....

RED NIGH.... when school closes 2morrom but u can't sleep because if u make d mistake of closing ur eyes those guy without uniform would steal urs so dey can show their parents at home.


when u are innocently watching cadet grp do their training and u hear CATCH UR BUSH MEAT... Omo just start running cause if they catch u it is over.... that where u know that some guys are faster than Usain Bolt...


when u are walking and u hear harmans house boi just turn deaf immediately and walk faster cause if u look back ... hmm.. it is over for u...



when u shadow cat(pass through d space in d fence) or scale (jump over) d fence early in d morning just 2 buy #50 Jellof rice in 20 place and come back 2 school to sell it #100.... big business.... smuggling business.... d rice was d drugs




it was fun from ss1 till ss3.... rep KC LAGOS

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Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 2:26am On Dec 24, 2017
xxxtedyxxx:


all you need is FMAC.

it's on page 1 - 9.
Read those pages. Everything you need is there.

Calm down, no need to rush or seem desperate. Trust me, there are millions of hot girls like her out there. So chill, and communicate with her from a mentality of abundance.


xxxtedyxxx



OK lately I have been able to bring up interesting topic and keep her chatting till late midnight and she tells me Dat she want 2 go to bed. but she is not investing yet.. if I don't say hi she don't say anything when online on fb... how do I get her to invest in me although we just started chatting for not up 2 a week now
Fashion / Re: Any Original Timberland Boot For Sale??? by zadokokezie(m): 1:53pm On Dec 23, 2017
stacyadams:
.....drop ur number make I show u pix for whatsappp
09031790450
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 12:45pm On Dec 22, 2017
xxxtedyxxx


I have been able to chat with her and tease her but we have not met in person so I want 2 go out on a date with her.. hope it is alrite at dis stage.... but don't know if I should officially ask her out when on d date
Fashion / Re: Any Original Timberland Boot For Sale??? by zadokokezie(m): 10:27pm On Dec 20, 2017
salesforce:
Do you like this limited edition light blue...not too many of this around...cost me 126.60usd

it looks nice but I prefer dark brown, chocolate or coffee brown....
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by zadokokezie(m): 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2017
I WILL SOON BE GOING OOH..



Dat 1 just weak me...


Girls y Na...
Fashion / Re: Any Original Timberland Boot For Sale??? by zadokokezie(m): 9:16pm On Dec 19, 2017
dis one is very okay

Fashion / Any Original Timberland Boot For Sale??? by zadokokezie(m): 9:14pm On Dec 19, 2017
Hello everyone... am in need of original timberland boots for guys.... Pls if u have any just help me out and hope it is in a considerable amount... I can not rob bank dis Christmas... don't mind if it is fairly used but still looks clean.. dark brown, dark chocolate or black is highly preferable... any clue or idea in get one is highly appreciated.....





#cheers
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by zadokokezie(m): 7:09pm On Dec 19, 2017
benzene00:
Any guy that can't approach a lady needs to have his dïck cut off and thrown to the dogs


what arrant rubbish!!!
nawa ooh... u want make dem just cut person thing comot like dat....




everyone is different
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 5:33am On Dec 19, 2017
Nastydroid:
damn run to the beginning of this thread or pm her details let me add her up
add her up.... how, am not understanding
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
Obere4u:


Start from simple to complex. From things happening in neighbourhood to how she catwalks. Slight shades here and there
but how do I initiate it.... do I introduce myself
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 10:31pm On Dec 18, 2017
Obere4u xxxtedyxxx Hykis
Pls Ooh come and help me... am chatting with my crush on fb right now.. but don't know d topic 2 talk ab2t Pls help me... but we have not met face 2 face before.. what can I chat with her ab2t.. she also lives in my neighborhood Dat how I saw her..
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by zadokokezie(m): 10:30pm On Dec 18, 2017
Obere4u xxxtedyxxx Hykis
Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by zadokokezie(m): 7:15pm On Dec 18, 2017
infant:
EPISODE 10

I woke up very late the next day. I left home without having breakfast. by the time I got to the school, our first lecture was already over. I later found out that the lecturer took attendance in class and said that 10marks would be awarded for the attendance. while I sat alone in the class blaming myself for waking up late, Sharon approached me.
"hi Christian, how is your body now?" she asked.
"I'm fine now" I answered
"why are you sitting here alone? aren't you going for the next lecture?" she asked.
I didn't answer her.
she moved closer to me
"what's the problem? you don't look happy" she said
"I heard that the lecturer took attendance in class and would award mark for it" I said
"yes that's true" she responded
"that means I have lost 10 marks just like that" I said
"is that why you are sad?" she asked "you don't have to worry about that. I was the one that marked the attendance. Do you think I would mark the attendance without marking you present, whether you were in class or not"
"you marked me present" I said happily
"yes" she responded.
I couldn't describe how happy I was at that moment. now I know the benefit of having your course rep as a friend.
"thank you very much. I'm very grateful" I said
"okay, now that you know you didn't lose the mark, let's start going for our next lecture" she said
I stood up immediately and we headed straight to the class our next lecture was holding. we sat together during the lecture and when the lecture was over, she followed the lecturer to his office.
It was already time for lunch by the time the class ended. I was very hungry. I didn't have breakfast before leaving home. I couldn't go to the school cafeteria to have lunch because I was scared of seeing Kate and her friends in the cafeteria. who knows what they might demand from me this time, if they see me in the cafeteria. what they did to me the previous day was still fresh in my mind.
I tried to bear the hunger until I get home but couldn't. I could hear the rumbling in my stomach, which showed that the worms in my stomach were already protesting. while I was trying to console the worms in my stomach, Mustack approached me.
"guy how far" he said
"I'm good and you"
"I'm good bro" he responded.
"so where are you heading" I asked
"I'm going to the school cafeteria to have lunch" he responded.
'thank God' I said silently and heaved a sigh of relief. Having Mustack by my side would boost my confidence. I was sure I wouldn't have to spend on Kate and her friends when Mustack is right beside me.
"I was about going to the cafeteria to have lunch also" I said to Mustack
"then let's go together" he said
we went to the cafeteria and ordered for food. just when we were about to start eating, Sylvia walked into the cafeteria. my heart missed a beat when I saw her. she went to the counter to order for food. she received her food her went to occupy the seat at the far left. I thought of telling Mustack about Sylvia behavior towards me. maybe he would know the reason why she behaved that way towards me.
"Mustack" I called
"yes" he answered
"Sylvia seems to be angry with me" I said
"what happened?" he asked
"I don't know. I paid for her fare when I realized she was in the same bus with me, but instead for her to thank me, she got mad at me" I said
"do you like her?" Mustack asked
His question got me confused. I was saying someone got mad at me because I paid her fare and he was asking if I like her.
"I never said I like her" I responded.
"if you can't seem to get your mind off what she did to you, that means you like her" he said.
"no, I don't like her" I said
"your behavior shows that you like her. why not approach her and tell her how you feel" he said
"Mustack I don't like her" I said in serious tone.
"maybe I will help you talk to her" he said.
"please don't try it" I pleaded.
"I will. you have to learn how to approach ladies. I have noticed you don't know how to approach ladies." he said
"please Mustack, don't say anything to her. I don't like her" I pleaded
Mustack stood up and walked toward Sylvia. I watched as he approached her. The moment he sat down beside her, I stood up immediately and took to my heels. I ran as fast as I could. If she could react the way she did when I only tried to pay her fare, who knows how she would react when Mustack tells her that I like her
www.storyrim.com/2017/12/life-of-shy-guy-episode-11.html?m=1
my guy y u run Na... ur condition bad ooh

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by zadokokezie(m): 2:06pm On Dec 18, 2017
op love d story already.. can relate 2 ur story very much... Pls Pls and Pls mention me when u update it... if u no mention me I will come to ur house and find u... and if I find u.. u no go like am ooh

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