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Greed! All these properties and he's still kidnapping.
Greed

The shoe guy, how many shoes will he buy with 10k or the lady tying gyale.
Scam!

Something to urgently look into. It's sad people still go close to those places. I wonder when it rains.
God help us.

E be like way Bob Risky dey straff Tonto �

Studying the scriptures not good enough. Most times we need people who understands the scriptures to explain better to us.
Goan study chemistry and pass without a good chemistry teacher who will explain stuffs to you.

Freeze you would as well stayed at home and study your books then sit for exams.

Why+are+they+not+asking+why+Buhari+didn't+show+before+wailing%3f+Abeg+Atiku+rest!+Like+he+said+fix+a+debate+when+Buhari+will+be+around%2c+he+will+attend.+

Whites+will+allow+him+and+see+who's+requesting+for+the+pants.+Then+apprehend+them+both.+%0aLet+the+pant+stealers+take+the+police+to+the+juju+men+requesting+for+them.

If+you+like+vote+with+your+soul.+We+know+violence+is+your+way.+Tsew!+Another+wasted+soul.

These ones sha are weird

A conspiracy of Lemurs

A parliament of owls

An unkindness of Raven

Dad was discussing something serious. I busted into laughter when I saw this. Now he thinks I'm being unserious.
Atiku no get chill atol... See finishing. Fatality. Flawless

hayzed2:
Gherarahea

Lol, Alede

hayzed2:
Not convenablement(french) defined.....

You're confused o. See your doc. You need help.

hayzed2:
Pardon

I wrote, "Lols, later em qo say Abusites too make mouth. #Babatawa #2el"
Got it now aptly researcher?

hayzed2:
The pleasure is all mine... I cut across every course of study... Aptly I'm a Researcher.....

Lols, later em qo say Abusites too make mouth
#babatawa #2el

2el:
[b] Morning E-famz







13days.....28th October ( stream I)


41days......25th November ( stream II)











Have a blessed day....








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mention me if you are not on list.

Going to be the longest 13 days

hayzed2:
Then go and get one. Thanks..
Health is wealth

I wont. Thanks. Health is wealth

1. Prepare Your Mind: First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything. 2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference (very important ones first): 1. Very Important Ones a. Statement of Result b. School ID Card c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy) d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please) e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items) NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus. 2. Important Ones (For your Convenience) a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’) b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality) c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days) d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory) j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat) k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc) l. Novels m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please) n. Your ATM card(s) o. Cooler cup and spoon p. Phone and charger q. Beverages r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend 3. Go Early: Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned! 4. Screening: The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc. 5. Registration: The first registration will certainly be for hostel/ bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly. 6. Your Kits: During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food. 7. Duration: You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp. 8. No Room For Casual Wears: Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting. 9. Morning Regimented Programme: A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday. 10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs: You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost. 11. Stealing: Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise. 12. Soldiers: Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. 13. Allawe: Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance. 14. Photography: Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending. 15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your Place Of Primary Assignment: You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it. 16. Transportation Out Of Camp: When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise. 17. Accommodation At PPA: You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down! 18. Clearance: This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way.

hayzed2:
See your Doctor...

I dont have one

They are supplements not like they actually do they real work. They just help boost activities in the body. You dont expect supplements to work effectively and efficiently when you dont eat well, eat the right food right food, rest and sleep and wake . Supplements wont work effectively if you dont sleep and wake up at the riight time.

Greatest Abusite!
NYSC has given ABU a deadline to upload her list to their portal and also release a premobilization list.
Its not easy uploading over 5000 names but we almost done, so they said.

I have eighty six neighbours. Yesterday i gav each a piece of paper; the day i want my salah food. They smiled and agreed. Have food free delivery for eighty six days.

Lmao....cope wetin? corpse?

Kbs468" wonder what that means :/ you tried

Babatawa, yemi is fine. Saw the other yemi too. they both fyn. Saw Enny too she fine and the other one that almost killed herself cos of u. Yes na ba ta ciki, but mun cire. im not ready yet

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lets play a game called, "Dont talk about mobilization for one week'

Talking bout service makes the time slow to me, though this is the thread >_<

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lets play 'Dont talk about mobilization for one week'

Kbs468:
welcome then anoda rude boi

You can say tat over n over again

Stancity:
Ohh.... Officially saying welcome to u... And how did u manage that Rude boi Babatawa/papatawa

Birds of same feathers, flock together.

Stancity:
Thats not how we greet here...


Have you introduced yasef b4?

Lemme do it again, a second time.
Felix Francis.
ABUSITE, Economics. An ex roomate of our famous Babatawa.

So, hw do you fellas greet?

Zeeenas:
very soon by d grace of God 2el would b lyk"morning E-Famz, ur wait is over 1 day to go."
Gud morning all nd wish u d best of thursdays.

Good morning,.. hav a funfilled day ahead. Patientky i wait

Good morning Nairanders...