It's not as if I don't love you,I'm not sorry, but I will still cheat anyway.
It's not as if I don't need you,I do ,but if you leave I'll be just ok.
It's not as if I can't wife you,but if I do,you get your chance to payback.
It's not as if I can't trust you,but if I do,I may be the last fool standing.


Men imbibe and play by these rules and be happy forever..

Sick¡

I'm new to NL, you are one of the reasons I joined NL. They told me your stupidity is out of this world and broda I concur.

themonk:
Jobless woman for life. Where is your estranged son that hates you?

Since you've decided to concern yourself with issues of people who have ignored you while not addressing your own.

Investigative journalism is a proffession. She's one heck of a journalist,so get professional with your head.

AshiraWealthy:
See them...thats the only thing they are good at discussing. Size of P. They never discuss the size of their bank accounts or achievements. Littering the whole place with useless topics of no moral value.

I SMH for the kind of men we have these days.
I await your mentions as your usual. But bear in mind you have no idea who you're :mentioning cos I'm not who I represent on here.

This is definitely a man thinking out loud.

NwaAmaikpe:




That is the most foolish thing to do with money in the year 2020.

This is a new decade.
Maybe your own vision 2020 is to be a mugu money spender.
The wrongest time to fall in love is around Valentine because most motives are shrouded.

What is the aim of the dinner date?
To show her you are romantic,
Or to show her you are loaded,
Ot to warm your way into her canal,
Or just to be stupid?

In an age like this, no one spends that energy on a girl who agreed to go on a dinner date with them on a whole Valentine day even after just meeting them just 3days ago.

Because she is either cheap, broke, hungry, desperate or already into you.
Don't waste your energy or resources impressing such a person.

Use that money to buy an erotic movie, enough petrol for your generator, two sachets of indomie noodles and a packet of condoms.

Tell her that as a private person whose only wish is to spend every life's second alone with her where you can take in all of her graciousness without distractions, you'd prefer quality time indoors and that the best possible dinner on a Valentine day is a home cooked meal by her.

Make her feel you've fallen so she'd fall even more.

Seduce her and drill her like it is your last night on earth because that girl has only come to eat you and friendzone you later.
So eat her first.

If she stays, she stays.
If she goes, it was a memorable experience.
Life is a gamble so gamble wisely.

Chai! NwAmaikpe your panel beating na wa Kai!