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Venom104:
So smart she'll be able to hide your body after she kills you... better run

Hahaha abi o

Rainess:
She's insane...

lols I dont think, she is jux so inqusitive.

She always poke noses, I might be dating an ex FBI agent, asking questions like;" this picture wasnt taken with ur fon cos the location says abj, therrfore u went to abj to be wt someone.

checks my call log and shouts "hey you have called this number for like 6 times today who is she"?

the one wey vase me pass is:she checks my whatsapp time stamp and asks "u logged off arnd 12am in d morning who were u chatting with cos I logged out arnd 8?

lols, some babes smart o.

those calling for war should remember that, CURRENTLY NIGERIAN MILITARY IS ENGAGED IN THE NORTH EAST AND CANT OPEN OR ACCOMODATE ANOTHER FRONT IN THE NIGER DELTA THEY WILL BE OVER STRETCHED, THIS CALLS FOR DIALOGUE IRRESPECTIVE OF WHO THE SO CALLED GENERAL MIGHT BE, DONT UNDERRATE GROUP. THNKS.

pls my people is like many peeps dont understand how elections is won, let me make it clear here. :IF ANY OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MAKE 2/3 OF THE WHOLE 36 STATE AND EACH A MINIMUM OF 25% IN EACH STATE THEN HE IS GUD TO GO ELECTIONS IS NOT WORN BY NUMBER OF VOTES,IF NA LIKE DAT NORTHERNERS GO DE WIN NAA, ABEG MAKE UNA CHECK WELL.

There is still hope for pdp if only...

Saklekplus:
PDP are trying to rig this election, where is SE/S results, we didn't hear anything from them...


With bayelsa, akwa ibom, river, cross river, anambra,, I dey fear o

U never put abia state, na landslide victory pdp get for dia o I even voted dia sef so I sabbi wats up.

All this reminds me back den in FUTO were I graduated, there was this my friend I normally beat hands down in every course we wrote, I normally dont have F in my results but he does, I normally have B or at worse D but dis dude always have F and always re-wrote and made it up with an A in some results of which I dont even know where he got it from, do u know at the end his cgpa was higher than mine?so pls what determines the outcome of result is the winning margin.

truely dis man's name is goodluck always lucky.

its so Doggy dog world......

yet I went visiting in aba today still total darkness, jux helicopters hovering every where.

the soldiers might be right ,how can u tell if the overtaken car is ladden with explosives?thats how suicide bombers operate the must have assumed he is one.

pls this is a very rhetoric utterances that can even ginger some gullible fellows who might think they have been since marginalized to pick up arms, if we should buy OBJ staments then biafra, opc, niger delta militants etc should pick up arms?

princeduke2013:
Come back here Mr Man...come finish your story ...weitin con happen latter ...

nothing much bro, i was insecure and was flattering her cooking when the other chick wasnt looking, but she didnt buy dat she jux finished and left, the other chick saw I wasn't comfortable and left also.I suddenly had two pots of soup, na mix I jux dey mix the soups, egusi and vegetable.

nice thread, am not a lady tho, but lemme share dis on behalf of my gf.
There was a day I was feeling kinda sick and tired, so I called her to come do the cookings she went to buy some stuffs and came back late cos she cant find a taxi back from the market, by then I don arrange anoda chick to do d cooking cos I was so hungry, she later came in carrying what she bought and was obviously looking walked up from the long trek, but lo and behold the other chick was doing the cooking already, she just walked in set up the other cooker and started cooking her own meal o, u really need to see me dat day, was so remorseful and felt like am married to two wives.

ARSENAL VS WESTBROM. (0:1) 1. 0DD 211. home win

BURNLEY VS MAN CITY. ( 1 : 0 ) 2 ODD 201. away win

EIBER VS BARCA. 2 & 2.5 ODD 1.44. away win

BREMEN VS BAYERN ( 1 : 0 ) 2. ODD 1.79. away win

HEARTA BC VS SHALKA 04 ( 1 : 0 ) 2. ODD 521. away win

HEART OF VS DUMBARTON 1 ( 0 : 1 ) ODD 144. home win

COWDEBITH VS HIBERNIAN 2 & 1.5. 0DD 1.75. away win

NORWICH VS DERBY. 1. ODD. 211

Total odd 286.

thnks am always a lucky guy pls dnt neglect it.

ARSENAL VS WESTBROM 1 (0:1) ODD 211. home win

BURNLEY VS MAN CITY. (1:0) 2 ODD 201. away win

EIBER VS BARCA. 2& 2.5 ODD 1.44. away win

BREMEN VS BAYERN (1:0) 2 ODD 1.79. away win

HEARTA BC VS SHALKA 04 (1:0) 2 ODD 521 away win

HEART OF VS DUMBARTON 1 (0:1) ODD 144 home win

COWDEBITH VS HIBERNIAN 2& 1.5 0DD 1.75 away win

NORWICH VS DERBY. 1. ODD. 211. home win

Total odd 286.

thnks am always a lucky chap, pls dnt take for granted.

the op is 100% right in what she is saying , am really suprised at these people defending nigerian health system, I have been to govt owned hospitals and I can conclude here that the problem is not funding but non-challant and untactful attitude of health practitioners themselves, a doctor comes late any time he wants, he never keeps to time if he says he will be around by 12pm give him another 2hrs, or are we to talk about the nurses themselves? abeg we get better problem.

she is not a good person, if she is really smart and loyal to you there are many ways she could have passed her exams without her body, its even better she asked you of finance to sort the course, though I dont support sorting.

op you jux talked exactly about futo owerri.

olatunji21:
Say no to Dictator Jonathan
Vote 4 Change
Vote Buhari
Sai Baba
March4Buhari

you are just very funny blw the two candidates who looks like a dictator, politics aside GEJ is jux a homely peace loving Democratic person, forget what propaganda have painted him, I dont know abt the other candidate so I wont talk about him, but the devil you know is better than the angel you dont know.

lrguru:
Of all the babes i have fvcked, from lagos babes to abuja babes, kaduna babes, benue babes, ekiti babes, edo babes, delta, anambra, abia, imo, porthacourt and other places, owerri babes from imo state are the best. They always leave a lasting impression. An owerri babe came to spend 3-days with me and we used up 18-piece of condom, cos she fvcks alot and i give her too however she wants it. She screams like wow.... Whirns her waist wella 'oo-la-la'. Ekiti babes pretend alot, tell u they are special and not loose, but u still end up fvckin them and they beg u not to tell anyone so they wont call them loosed girl (WTF), edo babes always have big nyash and fvcks real good too, and make u promise never to leave them, meanwhile they cheat on u. Benue girls always have wide pussy and extra large breeeast, the boast they can handle any man, but flees when they know u pass tthem. Hausa babes always pretend to be holy and they love se.x, they never show emotion while been fvcked and u wonder if they are still alive. Port hacourt babes acts like they are champions, but they are all doomed. Calabar babes, scream like pussycats and it do ginger my swagger. Enugu babes are the worst i have ever dated, they dont know how to fvck or suck, maybe cos most of them are circumsized. They act like witches in bed and get u frustrated and u wont go looking for them again. Abia always form hard to get and they are not too good in bed. Delta babes are good too, but threatens to kill u, break ur head if u ever leave them...crap. Abeg the list too much make i rest jor. But in all, the bestest is owerri babes anytime anyday. So any owerri babe dat wants to hook up, hit me up ok, "na ewerem fatfinder jip"

18 rolls of condom, you must be spartacus.

thank God my fine babe is a jehova witness o.

sokera:
WHY IS GHANA NOT HELPING ?

simply blc the went to nations cup.they are busy.

evegran:
Not like I care what you think, you're obviously one of those frustrated rejected poor guys around. Wait!
Why are you poor people always so angry
Anyway, good luck becoming important in your lifetime.
Im still beautiful .

lols, poor kee,abeg leave story, lemme leave u today.

evegran:
Um thanks for crushing on me, I guess. May I ask why you're even crushing?
I have a serious man I love infinity X infinity.
Pals yes! Nothing more.

Arrogant fool, with two small oranges, guy next tym dont crush unnecessarily look well before hyping a baboon.

there last supper before dey loose.

peteruuu:
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OP you are just a jew man, u aint loyal atall! whats the need of keeping jew frnds like you, this is one of the crazy thing guys do in dia youful days jux for the fun of it, I dont like people like you my dear, u suppose go become a priest.

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