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stupid woman.

rubbish channel and poor brownish image quality that even a full Hd Ledtv cant help its picture stay crips clear.

That number 1 is very correct o, I travel out always for my bizz o, tho I neva marry, buh any time i travel I go wan start from air hostess sef dos ethopian air hostess wey look sexy, den wen I lodge for hotel na so so bad thing go dey enter my head, wen I marry I go try change shaa.

handbagss:
That's so sweet, thanks Ezemust

Instead of all dis rants, you shld hv brought it to his notice, you can ask him whether he ate smelly stuff like garlic, i believe he will decode the msg from there,dats if u dont wana sound it like insult, u neva can tell he might just be ur best date.

handbagss:
That's so sweet, thanks Ezemust

Instead of all dis rants, you shld hv brought it to his notice, you can ask him whether he ate smelly stuff like garlic, i believe he will decode the msg from there,dats if u dont wana sound it like insult, u neva can tell he might just be ur best date.

handbagss:
That's so sweet, thanks Ezemust

instead of all dis rants, you shld hv brought it to his notice, you can ask him whether he ate smelly stuff like garlic, dats if u dont wana sound it like insult, u neva can tell he might just be ur best date.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I don't like bones
Look for ya kinds
I hate bones
I don't like bones
Get in inside ya bonny skull!

chai guy u too harsh abeg, free dat poor grl u will make her insecure,no make person commit suicide o, well bones is for my german shepherd dog shaa, no offence.

dey one wey mad me na "21 phones out of 27 players" omo dat guy na pick pocket.

weneva she ask of smthn, I will give a flimsy excuse just to kno her reaction, if she naggs and says smthn I dnt like, I wont give, but if she cools down and didnt nagg I will.

pretydiva:
Cover my eyes wif d blood..wtf..sm1 should pls volunteer 2 feed dis guy..hes so skinny..luk at his legs..ewww..he luk so gayyy

no offence, but what's the difference blw his legs and urs?

BuhBye:
If i may ask what navigation app is that? And what's the make and model of your phone?

Sygic map. S5.

Phrankin:
What navigation app do you use?

Sygic map.

donbenie:
What is this one saying,if you don't know ask,instead of spewing rubbish,when you download an update to an App,you're downloading the who 50Mb eg,not just 10Mb,if you are not sure,don't confuse others with your ignorance..

Oga, you are the one that is wrong, I have actually experienced this severally, I wanted to update a navigation app and d former size was 200mb while the new update was arnd 250mb, my subscription was almost out I had like 65mb left and after updating my balance was 5mb left, so ur wrong.

Am not suprised, a frnd working in Nnpc have once told me how a mysterious tanker normally leaves with unspecified amt of crude on daily basis while he was at offshore, u normally see this ships dissappear at the horizon early in the morning and the funny thing is you dare not speak about what u saw cos its a concerning"ogas at the to."

Probably. .

Conclusion
Now, the thing to keep in mind is that sleeping positions do not define your relationship and no one sleeps in the same position all the time. Most people move in their sleep and might go through all of these in one night. Each and every one of these sleeping positions can be interpreted differently and there’s no right or wrong, it’s not exactly rocket science. As long as you’re happy to
see each other when you wake up – it’s all that matters.

5.Edges:
How to: Both sleep on opposite sides of the bed facing away from
each other.
Pros: You both value comfort and respect each other’s personal
space. Works perfectly if you two have different resting temperature
preferences. For example one prefers to be cooler and sleep only
partially under covers and the other likes to be snugly tucked and warm.
Cons: Might signify a frustration in relationship and emotional distance. Might lead to comical tug wars for covers

4.Back to Back
How to: Pretty self explanatory – both of you are lying on your sides with your back to each other. Your backs, legs or feet might be touching occasionally.
Pros: Signifies that both partners are confident in their relationship, have probably been together for a while and respect each others sleeping habits.
Cons: No need to worry, as long as you’re not too far from each other it’s fine, most couple’s find this position to be the most comfortable to sleep in. The only con we could think of is perhaps rolling and bumping into each other when trying to roll over onto your back, that could be surprising in the middle of the night and
might wake you up.

3.Romantic :How to: Possibly the most overused in cinema position, a man is
lying down on his back with a woman on her side, head resting on
his shoulder or chest.
Pros: Usually signifies a start of a new relationship. Affectionate, but still a bit shy and not overly clingy.
Cons: While some find the sound of their partner’s heartbeat under their ear calming and relaxing, others might find it distracting and annoying, plus it’s not really that comfortable for your neck and your partner is most likely feeling a bit trapped lying on their back all
the time.

2.pillow talk: How to: You’re facing each other but not touching.
Pros: Represents intimacy and the need for one-on-one contact and conversation in bed.
Cons: Couples often worry about morning breath and just in general this isn’t the most convenient position for breathing, you don’t breathe in unison and you don’t want to inhale the air your loved
one just exhaled.

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We all like to feel secure in our relationships. And it doesn’t really take much — a compliment here a smile, a wink, an appreciative.Look there, maybe some flowers or chocolates once in a while and we feel like we’re in a perfect relationship. But all women occasionally like to test their significant others. Sometimes just for fun, other times cause we’re feeling a bit insecure that day and need a bit of reassurance. It’s all completely normal as long as you don’t go overboard in your tests and start questioning everything. For those of you who do feel a bit too worried (perhaps it’s that time of the month and you’ve had a bit too much pizza and watched a particularly awful movie that left you feeling insecure) here’s a great way to calm down. While it’s completely possible to fake feelings when awake, it’s pretty impossible to do it when you’re asleep. You can’t fake a smile or give a compliment when you’re busy snoring. This is were the science of sleeping positions comes in handy. Statistically the closer you sleep in bed the stronger are your feelings and the happier you are in your relationship. BUT don’t rush with conclusions. Just
cause you don’t sleep in a full body hug with your partner, it doesn’t mean you’re about to break up. So in order to avoid any rushed conclusions and misunderstandings here’s a rundown of the most
common sleeping positions and the meaning behind those.
Sourece :herbeauty.co/relationships/relationships-101-sleeping-positions-explained/6/

1. Sponning
How to: One of you is on their side, with the other person snuggled up behind you.
Pros: It shows that the couple is close and happy and wants to show
their love to each other and be physically close.
Cons: It might be too hot in the summer and you really don’t want to
be hugged and be all sweaty.

she might be corrupt but she is a very cute woman.

Una neva go shell warri b4? I swear una go call dis offices kindergarten play house.

I hv been reading thru ppls comments and abt 9/10 of nairalanders dislike dis man judging from their comments even I, then the big question is who voted him, cos If nairaland is a poll station he will loose woefully, which means he rigged the election.

Am not from abia state, tho my family house is in aba and I reside in ph, but if this is true I go declare free drinks in my vicinity today even bush meat pepper soup, abians have suffered especially aba, no good roads, no town planning, no street lights, no proper water drainage,infact no social facilities atall, Infact a friend was telling me yesterday that all rochas in imo state does is to build round about and fly overs, I looked at him and smiled and said "how I wished we even witnessed all those things in aba.

with dis her mosquito legs.

Every body is very quick to make fast cash, left for me thats his intellectual property, I will advice u not to sale it, its better to go look for a top producer and sign a contract, u can release the song as a single, most of this famaous artist u see today started exactly like u, may I remind u dat a singles show u perform with dat song may fetch u more than that 5m.

lordthree:
that awkward moment when you find out rokiatu's ass is padded

lols, dis got me cracking, and seriously it jux might be.