so small children don full army like dis

CHARISE:
Afternoon house, I read my cousin's whatsapp status when he was celebrating one of his friends birthday and I saw this "Am not here alone, am here with flying Coordinator 1, cotton wool pesh homosapel tiro". I want to know if the slang is used by the cultist.

run for your life

myked:


I'm sorry about that. You must have lost a lot of important things. Maybe you should just contact them for help.

thanks. they have a chatbot on their page but it is yet to respond

myked:


Try password reset. Luckily, I told my browser to save my username and password for the nasims site.

Meanwhile, who knows if I can download the verification app on my phone? I'm 32 & 64 bit (laptop stuvv)

phone was formatted last month. a lot of passwords got lost in the process even my trust wallet recovery. interesting times

collins1895:
A friend of mine have forgotten his password,any solution

I also lost my password. please alert me when your friend gets a solution.

stupidmod3:
still, wat u think?

the logical thing for him to do is make a new hammer (or axe)

stupidmod3:
still waiting

I admire your patience. the movie isn't meant to be analyzed logically. just be entertained and don't read meaning into anything.

Bhus21:


For example, this is not the first time she's asked for a divorce. She's done it several times in the past. Usually in an emotional or depressed state. There's also the fact that on the same day she cheated, she received news that her brother committed suicide. The second brother to do the same in 2 years.

this is probably a fake story (or another person's story from quora/reddit)
I haven't heard of any African family where members commit suicide serially (u can educate me though).
if there is any chance that this OP is genuine, then his family are in jand (foreign settings). that place, divorce favors the women & almost ruins the men; hence his reluctance.
otherwise, his wife and the dude screwing her should be currently receiving treatment from orthopedic doctor (broken bones everywhere). that's how legit Nigerians do (I stand to be corrected)

GreenFarmsNG:



Do not pollute the integrity of this exercise please. This is my life's work.

noted

realman42:
Ogun the skull mining state

you're in the spirit bro. this looks like a one-way journey. I stand to be corrected though

sweetrace:


Wow! I truly wish you get to rent a place, loose every source of income, and get a quit notice from your landlord. While your tenants were wrong to vandalize your apartment, there are many tenants who take care of their rented apartment like it is their property. Life should be lived with a high sense of compassion.

I send your wish back to you in a hundred fold.

Powersurge:
You can ask your questions about our programs here.

are you in port Harcourt?

Akanimoh113:

How do one remove installed Apps like Keylogger

all dis one na story. Factory reset the phone and enjoy yourself

I appreciate the pms I've made my choice eventually.

I appreciate the pms I've made my choice eventually.

DilatedPeoples:
Abeg shift make we see road

I salute your courage buddy. is she a flat_head or cone_head? just curious

DilatedPeoples:
My friend it was never about the sex. As a matter of fact sex was something we talked about regularly and we tried as much as possible to keep the urges at bay because it had the potential of ruining the relationship. It was inevitable and it actually happened after more than 5 months of dating.

please explain how the relationship was not about sex. what did you guys do in the first five months?

SchoolPedia:
Who is in for the game changing class?

when do we start?

Unclesmart12:
I'm using a tecno camon CX air, for sometime now it seems this phone is now infected with aids, it develops new faults everyday which includes but not limited to
Top half of the screen does not respond to touch(no more selfie since I can't rotate camera)
Heart breaking hanging: once phone sleeps any attempt to operate it would make the phone hang for like 5mins then reboot,sometimes it hanges in the middle of a call and reboots on its own. I had to set sleep timer to 1hr to manage it.
App stops on its own: stuffs like WhatsApp is no longer responding, Facebook is no longer responding etc
I only get network reception in a particular spot in the house once I leave there no more.
The phone wahala just dey like bicycle, e no dey hard to start, e dey too numerous to mentions.

This phone wan give me high bp, I'm constantly hissing anytime I'm using it, I feel the urge to smash the phone on my head but restrain myself because I don't have means to replace it and as a student I use it for a lot of stuff including e-learning and programming.

Please can anything be done about the phone or is it beyond redemption? I'm thinking of changing the calibrator( have done that 3 times already) and flashing the phone because I really need a functional phone.

back up your files and format the phone. then you can change the touch screen. but if you want to sell it, lemme know

Godisgreatest1:



Please try as much as possible to pay the money to your client to the last kobo. There is nothing more valuable than a good reputation for a sales man. You are well known for your adverts here so i'll advice you don't spoil what you have built because of a worthless amount of money.

Nigerians with good reputation are a dying breed. everywhere you turn, there is a thief (church, neighbors, family etc.). I had to burn a lot of bridges last year because you deserve what you tolerate. this year I have decided to be a mean sonofabitch

Durentt:

please advise me, I do not want to act like this but I was offended very hugely and harassed by someone (someone told guys in my area I was homosexual in an attempt to humiliate me) and I cant stop thinking about carrying out murder with a car,,,,
I know exactly how to get it done and almost not get caught.
I know it is very wrong to do this and it may haunt me for the rest of my life. I don't want to ruin my life
and also a sin against God and most people dont act like this.
please help me

a faģgot and a murderer rolled into one. LOL

go to the police station and open case file. allow them to sleep in your house then late in the night you call the police men to come and catch the animals. take them to the police station and make sure you park their load too. they will sign an undertaking that if anything happens to you, they should be held responsible. they will avoid you forever.

CuriousMynd:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T94NmvTyQfE

what is really going on

deleSayo:


Despite the insults and backlash I received from my last thread, I listened to all critics and improved my personal hygiene.
although, if I'm to be fair, losing the weight has been difficult. I've made a lot of changes that I expected her to appreciate. but she pays me back by flirting with an old fling?

happy new year! I hope you have kicked out that snake of a bro. eventually, not all blood is family. also do everything in your power to make sure you oil madam's engine at least every 2 days (improvise). if I were in your shoes, I will buy loads of Spanish fly for this matter. please don't let her taste another koboko because there might be no going back. ACT FAST!

the one in Cameroon crashed last week. I know some members there who were lamenting. let us hope we recover our money here before this one crashes too. if you remember, mmm crashed first in Zimbabwe before crashing in naija

Paperwhite:
The death of the then MBA chair-Barr.Banabas Igwe his wife and others who were assassinated during the governorship of Chinwike Mbadinuju is still fresh in our minds.

that's the only thing I think of when I hear his name. his administration used bakassi boys to waste Mr Barnabas & his pregnant wife. slaughtered in the most barbaric way ever

Jemiwizzy:
if you are reading this then it's too late.

am reaching the level where I can't hold on anymore

am tired of thinking insults mockery and sleepless nights

have you contacted your pastor?

the story doesn't sound complete. dude must have died in active service. a legend understands

SavageResponse:


You should also make sure you're a premium suitor

I gave a brief & honest description of myself.