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A religious scammer and pulpit bandit has dropped a comment. |
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984. |
Better than that semi-illiterate, age-cheating APC candidate who doesnt know his left from his right |
Hollyharjii:Go pound sand |
This bleached aboki is a liar |
Hollyharjii:Go play with sand, you rat |
Hollyharjii:You are too stupid and unexposed to realize that those names are Edo and not Igbo right? A prophylactic would have prevented you from happening. |
Listening to this woman speak, I have always come away with the suspicion that she has mental issues but manages it well. And to think this woman bought the #100m APC presidential form, Imagine if by some miracle, she won and became president (its impossible I know, but walk with me). |
Jonjam269:You sound pained 🤣🤣🤣 I hope hunger hasn't killed you yet? Emilokan wild animal |
GNLD is that you? I am familiar with your tactics |
fuellessgen:You just had to inform the world of your stupidity and tribalism |
senatordave1:You just had to display your stupidity publicly. Someone's father? Shame |
Look at this "hediot" talking |
Does anyone in the know, tell us how this man made his money? I mean the man is a near illiterate, can barely marshall his thoughts to make a logical sentence, So I will like to know how he made his money. I am assuming he has money, because you definately cant become a senator without having a deep pocket in that godforsaken country called Nigeria. |
A nincompoop has dropped an asinine opinion. Dafty poops |
This jerrycurl-haired fvcker is a current member of the economic council, So during meetings, does he sleep? he doesnt make suggestions, he doesnt raise alarm? A foolish AGIP |
A nincompoop just dropped an opinion. The same civil servants who will refuse to provide a service to you without greasing their palms? Go to any ministry, department or agency to verify since you are playing daft. These people are so useless that sacking 90% of them wont see any reduction in output. People who resume by 10am, pray for 1 hour, then start gossiping and eating groundnuts, while asking for bribes and pretending to work till 2pm when they close? Its like you want thunder to fire you this morning for making such as asinine suggestion. |
From being Rotimi Amaechi's account officer in Zenith bank (speaker house of assembly to governor to minister ), to being handpicked by same to become NPA MD. The man has done enough. He can "fvck" off now |
maasoap:You are a wasteman, With your H-factor English claiming A1. Semi-illiterate. May Amadioha strike you if you respond to me again. Wasteman. |
maasoap: Mr Troll, you're surprised by what you read, right? I have been on Nairaland since 2010 and you're welcome to go dig up my past posts and see if you can come up with another word or sentence to correct. Where were you in 1998? Because that was when I scored A1 in Use of English. We don't need to proofread because of motherfvckers like you who will fade away under one year max.Better go for accent removal classes, because if your written English has H-factor, then I wonder what hearing you speak would be like. I can bet with your fathers shrivled scrotum that you never had A1 in English. If you can post verifiable proof that you had A1 in English then I will transfer $1000 to you and delete my Nairaland account. Shame me please, show me your verifiable proof that you scored A1 in English, at least in 1998, there wasnt any NECO then. |
maasoap:I wonder how many times you read and re-read that comment to avoid making another gaffe ? See you going around in circles, saying so much but saying nothing, just to defend the fact that your written English has H-factor. Mr Hitches 😁😁😁🤣 |
maasoap:Sorry, sorry, don't cry 😁😬😬 Here's a copy of Brighter Grammar. |
Emmabyte:Singular and plural usage is taught in primary school. Here you are with full adult pubic hair, not knowing its usage. A smelly semi-illiterate. |
Emmabyte:"Just *has* 3 more years" Oponu, singular and plural you dont know. Semi-illiterate. |
maasoap:This werey's written English even has H-factor ![]() Hitches ko Hitachi ni. You tried to mock the unfortunate OP, but ended up making an absolute ass of yourself in the village square. If you can't spell properly, you shouldn't be too lazy to use Google. |
To all respondents on this thread who wrote "itching" as "inching", I am here to tell you that "Your education, if you have any, was wasted on you" May Cerberus gobble up your collective scrotums under the full moon. No wonder you are daft enough to go in raw with sexual partners you dont know their sexual history. Dafty poops. |
"Adejobi said the young man was released to the executives of the Practitioners of Content Creation, Skit-Making and Influencers Guild of Nigeria, PCCSIGN." You say what? They have a guild? Someone would attend a private university, study Microbiology, Physics etc, Spend millions in fees and graduate to become a skit maker, human hair merchant, makeup artist, "realtor". In saner climes, most of these people would have been more productively engaged in useful endeavors, However, they are stuck in Nigeria, making fools of themselves online and doing online fraud and BEC scams on the side. |
These ones are insane. Local foodstuff is more expensive than those imported into the country, but we should not import because it would erode the "progress made". What smelly progress? Does hunger care about the location of food? Nigerians want to eat and food is expensive. If importation will fix that, then let it be so. If local farmers will suffer for it, Then thats their business |
And WGAFF? Do you? Well, I dont. |
Now you understand why South Africans hate the sights and sounds of Nigerians. They even have a derogatory term for us, "Jollofs". And the painful thing is that outside of Nigeria, to someone who isnt Nigerian, they dont understand tribes, they dont differentiate between what tribe or the other. Once they have an unpleasant experience with a Nigerian, they tar other Nigerians with the same brush. Yet, the average "Nigerian" a foreigner might have encountered is most likely (85%) to be from the South East. So good or bad, the average South Easterner is the typical ambassador for who Nigerians/Nigeria are/is. At this point,they should do better. |
Nairaland is even becoming worse than Facebook. A video that trended months ago is what is on the frontpage like it just happened? I wonder what the so-called mods of this website even do? That reminds me, where is that PR charlatan Alex Reports? I no longer see his asinine, kobo kobo beauty pagent posts on the FP anymore. Or has he fallen out of favour with Seun and gone the way of Jarus and his ilk? |
Imagine this man? What then is the role of the ministry of Agriculture? I guess he is trying to placate Northern interests ahead of 2027? Because, I can bet with Buhari's shriveled scrotum that the minister for this ministry is going to be a Malo |