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PoliticsRe: Rev Esther Ajayi To Tinubu: Flood Market With Food To Ease Economic Woes’ by zebszebs: 10:29am On Jul 18, 2024
A religious scammer and pulpit bandit has dropped a comment.
PoliticsRe: Zulum’s Son, Umara Not Arrested For Murder In India – Borno Government by zebszebs: 10:04pm On Jul 17, 2024
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.

It was their final, most essential command."

- George Orwell, 1984.
PoliticsRe: Federal High Court Affirms Asue Ighodalo As Edo PDP Gubernatorial Candidate by zebszebs: 11:24am On Jul 17, 2024
Better than that semi-illiterate, age-cheating APC candidate who doesnt know his left from his right
CrimeRe: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by zebszebs: 10:06am On Jul 17, 2024
Hollyharjii:
Okay, do enjoy your day!👍
Go pound sand
PoliticsRe: Niger State Government Clarifies Report On Slapping Of Islamic Cleric by zebszebs: 12:48am On Jul 17, 2024
This bleached aboki is a liar
CrimeRe: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by zebszebs: 9:54pm On Jul 16, 2024
Hollyharjii:
You've just proved yourself to N'lander that you're exposed more than me by saying Edo and Igbo

Please Mr exposure, where in my comment did I mentioned the region or tribe?

Always think before you open mouth talk
Go play with sand, you rat
CrimeRe: FBI Arrests Kingsley Inegbedion For $1.5M Internet Fraud & Money Laundering by zebszebs: 6:04pm On Jul 16, 2024
Hollyharjii:
Ain't surprise because people from that region can do the unthinkable

Na there ways
You are too stupid and unexposed to realize that those names are Edo and not Igbo right?

A prophylactic would have prevented you from happening.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by zebszebs: 10:45am On Jul 16, 2024
Listening to this woman speak, I have always come away with the suspicion that she has mental issues but manages it well.

And to think this woman bought the #100m APC presidential form,

Imagine if by some miracle, she won and became president (its impossible I know, but walk with me).

PoliticsRe: Attack On Ex US President Trump ‘Distasteful’ – Tinubu by zebszebs: 5:16pm On Jul 15, 2024
Jonjam269:
Your generation is hediot
You sound pained 🤣🤣🤣

I hope hunger hasn't killed you yet?

Emilokan wild animal
InvestmentRe: Oriflame Empowers Nigerians To Reach Their Happy Place In New Campaign by zebszebs: 10:56am On Jul 15, 2024
GNLD is that you?

I am familiar with your tactics
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 12:23am On Jul 15, 2024
fuellessgen:
Na your fellow Ibadan man. 😁😁😁😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣😂
You just had to inform the world of your stupidity and tribalism
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Candidate, Okpebholo Donates ₦‎10 Million To Rainstorm Victims by zebszebs: 12:22am On Jul 15, 2024
senatordave1:
The late anenih gave him a loan
You just had to display your stupidity publicly.

Someone's father?

Shame
PoliticsRe: Attack On Ex US President Trump ‘Distasteful’ – Tinubu by zebszebs: 12:21am On Jul 15, 2024
Look at this "hediot" talking
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Candidate, Okpebholo Donates ₦‎10 Million To Rainstorm Victims by zebszebs: 10:26pm On Jul 14, 2024
Does anyone in the know, tell us how this man made his money?

I mean the man is a near illiterate, can barely marshall his thoughts to make a logical sentence,

So I will like to know how he made his money.

I am assuming he has money, because you definately cant become a senator without having a deep pocket in that godforsaken country called Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: BB Phones: Apt Illustration Of Jesus Saying About The Earth And Its Treasures by zebszebs: 11:02am On Jul 14, 2024
A nincompoop has dropped an asinine opinion.

Dafty poops
PoliticsRe: Bismarch Rewane: Nigeria Moving From Debt Sustainability To Debt Trap by zebszebs: 8:51am On Jul 13, 2024
This jerrycurl-haired fvcker is a current member of the economic council,
So during meetings, does he sleep? he doesnt make suggestions, he doesnt raise alarm?

A foolish AGIP
PoliticsRe: Why Not Pay Workers A Living Wage Rather Than Funding SMEs? by zebszebs: 8:49am On Jul 13, 2024
A nincompoop just dropped an opinion.


The same civil servants who will refuse to provide a service to you without greasing their palms?

Go to any ministry, department or agency to verify since you are playing daft.


These people are so useless that sacking 90% of them wont see any reduction in output.

People who resume by 10am, pray for 1 hour, then start gossiping and eating groundnuts, while asking for bribes and pretending to work till 2pm when they close?

Its like you want thunder to fire you this morning for making such as asinine suggestion.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Abubakar Dantsoho As MD NPA, Sacks Bello-koko by zebszebs:
From being Rotimi Amaechi's account officer in Zenith bank (speaker house of assembly to governor to minister ), to being handpicked by same to become NPA MD.

The man has done enough.

He can "fvck" off now
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 3:14pm On Jul 12, 2024
maasoap:
A jobless troll wan dash me $1000 grin grin grin
You are a wasteman,

With your H-factor English claiming A1.

Semi-illiterate.

May Amadioha strike you if you respond to me again.

Wasteman.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 1:30pm On Jul 12, 2024
maasoap:
Mr Troll, you're surprised by what you read, right? I have been on Nairaland since 2010 and you're welcome to go dig up my past posts and see if you can come up with another word or sentence to correct. Where were you in 1998? Because that was when I scored A1 in Use of English. We don't need to proofread because of motherfvckers like you who will fade away under one year max.
Better go for accent removal classes, because if your written English has H-factor, then I wonder what hearing you speak would be like.

I can bet with your fathers shrivled scrotum that you never had A1 in English.

If you can post verifiable proof that you had A1 in English then I will transfer $1000 to you and delete my Nairaland account.

Shame me please, show me your verifiable proof that you scored A1 in English, at least in 1998, there wasnt any NECO then.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 7:01am On Jul 12, 2024
maasoap:
Mehn, your people need to monitor you and offer you the kind of help you need. How did I try to mock Op when I tried to point out why people didn't get the message he was try to pass? I didn’t even quote him directly. So, when people point out your mistake and try to correct you, that means they are mocking you, right? Well, I know your type, everyone who try to correct you is your enemy.
Your brain even refused to process the part where I mentioned that he should go to the hospital and relate it to my first sentence why I pointed out his typo.
Should I now drag you too for correcting my typo even though you are rude in point out my mistake? You're seriously insane
I wonder how many times you read and re-read that comment to avoid making another gaffe ?

See you going around in circles, saying so much but saying nothing, just to defend the fact that your written English has H-factor.

Mr Hitches 😁😁😁🤣
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 6:58am On Jul 12, 2024
maasoap:
U be real werey. You are not the first lunatic to open account on nairaland to be doing this, lol. Some had come before you, they disappeared when they got tired grin grin grin. You too will disappear in no distant time. Fvcking Jobless motherfvcker
Sorry, sorry, don't cry 😁😬😬

Here's a copy of Brighter Grammar.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 8:56pm On Jul 11, 2024
Emmabyte:
Happy slave why are you this angry hope you are not thinking suicide already
Singular and plural usage is taught in primary school.

Here you are with full adult pubic hair, not knowing its usage.

A smelly semi-illiterate.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 8:42pm On Jul 11, 2024
Emmabyte:
Op I don't know anything about staphylococcus,

but for the money aspect don't worry useless Tinubu just have 3 more years to go
"Just *has* 3 more years"

Oponu, singular and plural you dont know.

Semi-illiterate.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 8:38pm On Jul 11, 2024
maasoap:
He's typing inches and inching when he meant to type hitches and hitching.
He should go to the hospital let the lab culture his sample now. They will be able to determine what antibiotics is the infection susceptible to and resistant to
This werey's written English even has H-factor grin grin grin

Hitches ko Hitachi ni.

You tried to mock the unfortunate OP, but ended up making an absolute ass of yourself in the village square.

If you can't spell properly, you shouldn't be too lazy to use Google.
HealthRe: Will I End Up Like This ? by zebszebs: 8:37pm On Jul 11, 2024
To all respondents on this thread who wrote "itching" as "inching",

I am here to tell you that "Your education, if you have any, was wasted on you"

May Cerberus gobble up your collective scrotums under the full moon.

No wonder you are daft enough to go in raw with sexual partners you dont know their sexual history.

Dafty poops.
CelebritiesRe: Police Release Prankster, Zfancy On Bail by zebszebs: 10:10am On Jul 11, 2024
"Adejobi said the young man was released to the executives of the Practitioners of Content Creation, Skit-Making and Influencers Guild of Nigeria, PCCSIGN."

You say what?

They have a guild?

Someone would attend a private university, study Microbiology, Physics etc,

Spend millions in fees and graduate to become a skit maker, human hair merchant, makeup artist, "realtor".


In saner climes, most of these people would have been more productively engaged in useful endeavors,

However, they are stuck in Nigeria, making fools of themselves online and doing online fraud and BEC scams on the side.
PoliticsRe: Food Importation Will Erode Gains Made In Rice, Maize, Wheat — Naija Farmers by zebszebs: 12:12pm On Jul 10, 2024
These ones are insane.

Local foodstuff is more expensive than those imported into the country, but we should not import because it would erode the "progress made".

What smelly progress?

Does hunger care about the location of food?

Nigerians want to eat and food is expensive.

If importation will fix that, then let it be so.

If local farmers will suffer for it,

Then thats their business
PoliticsRe: Olaide Akinremi 'Jagaban' is dead! (Ibadan North Rep member dies at 51) by zebszebs: 11:54am On Jul 10, 2024
And WGAFF?

Do you?

Well, I dont.
CrimeRe: Joachin Mbonu: Nigerian Drug Baron Flees South Africa, Arrested In Imo Mansion by zebszebs: 11:05am On Jul 10, 2024
Now you understand why South Africans hate the sights and sounds of Nigerians.

They even have a derogatory term for us, "Jollofs".

And the painful thing is that outside of Nigeria, to someone who isnt Nigerian, they dont understand tribes, they dont differentiate between what tribe or the other.

Once they have an unpleasant experience with a Nigerian, they tar other Nigerians with the same brush.

Yet, the average "Nigerian" a foreigner might have encountered is most likely (85%) to be from the South East.

So good or bad, the average South Easterner is the typical ambassador for who Nigerians/Nigeria are/is.

At this point,they should do better.

TravelRe: Stubborn Driver And His Tanker Fall And Get Trapped In Flood In Edo by zebszebs: 4:29pm On Jul 09, 2024
Nairaland is even becoming worse than Facebook.

A video that trended months ago is what is on the frontpage like it just happened?

I wonder what the so-called mods of this website even do?

That reminds me, where is that PR charlatan Alex Reports?

I no longer see his asinine, kobo kobo beauty pagent posts on the FP anymore.

Or has he fallen out of favour with Seun and gone the way of Jarus and his ilk?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Creates New "Federal Ministry Of Livestock Development" by zebszebs: 4:25pm On Jul 09, 2024
Imagine this man?

What then is the role of the ministry of Agriculture?

I guess he is trying to placate Northern interests ahead of 2027?

Because, I can bet with Buhari's shriveled scrotum that the minister for this ministry is going to be a Malo

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