₦airaland Forum

mtn and satan are from the same background.... if they give u chicken they willl collect cow from you in return... bro when u dey enjoy 4kb per second.nobody hear ooo... when u dey enjoy 0.40kb at early hour like 5am u no complain ooooo... bro just bear with them cos mtn never give free things

una funny die.... athletico Madrid beat juventus in the group stage and got draw in old lady... I just believe juventus can never beat like of man city ,PSG and Bayern Munich if they were the ones that met them unlike dotmound,Monaco and Madrid .... so forget I see MSN scoring all tomorrow .. barca haters go and kiss transformer

I wonder what this woman be... Igbo women hardly cheat outside marriage but this one is different... abeg Oga if u finish the DNA just give me ur wife contact cos I can give her 45 min non stoppable sex..

kuuljay:
na lie! remove that army warrant officer there is nothing like that

you funny sha army warrant officer is called AWO... ask any soldier for your area

Idrismusty97:
I don't know anything about the military, Can someone please tell me why it is impossible to attain the rank of field Marshal in Nigeria?

its impossible in Nigeria because of the world military organisation, field Marshall will have the right to control not only Nigerian military but to some countries so that's why is so difficult. why do you see america and Russia are so powerful today is because of that field Marshall cod if we have field Marshall in Nigeria I believe weapons will be producing in our country but Gen. Sani Abacha tried to be field Marshall during his time but eventually he died

sergiozlatan:
@OP, Topic should bear NIGERIAN ARMY instead of NIGERIAN MILITARY

guy na the same, just a bit different but I can help you with the naval and airforce if you want that but just put it at the back of your mind that its the same

seankay:
I spent 4 years in NDA

who be mumu here na five years them dey spent for NDA

u can't even research before posting... where did u put major general,colonel and private... FIELD MARSHAL, 5*, GENERAL 4*, LIEUTENANT GENERAL 3*, MAJOR GENERAL 2* AND BRIGADIER GENERAL 1*.. THESE ARE LIST OF GENERALS WE HAVE IN NIGERIA ARMY.... THEN OTHERS ARE COLONEL (1 eagle and 2*), LIEUTENANT COLONEL ( 1 eagle and 1*) ,MAJOR (1 eagle), CAPTAIN (3 *) LIEUTENANT (2*), SECOND LIEUTENANT (1*), CADETS ( those under training in NDA).... THESE ARE RANKS FOR OFFICERS THEN FOR SOLDIERS BEGIN WITH... ARMY WARRANT OFFICER,MASTER WARRANT OFFICER,WARRANT OFFICER,STAFF SERGEANT, SERGEANT,CORPORAL,LANCE CORPORAL, PRIVATE AND RECRUIT..

wingman:
yorubas with there ritual killings are giving nigerians a good name?
A Yoruba senator elect will soon be extradited to the usa for drug crimes.
Yorubas are the most notorious criminals in nigeria from their elites to the common man.

Yoruba's are not given Nigeria bad names in abroad, 90% of Nigerian serving jail in abroads prisons are Igbo's so Mr fool... I want that Biafra for una so una go all pack comot for us idiots people with useless tribe.. hope say u don use ur mama do ritual or your papa cos or u don go kill ur brother becos of land abi..

this useless bastards Igbo are fools... they are given Nigerian bad names... the same thing one guy was arrested in instabul last December for using fake visa and want to travel to Brazil they decide to hold the guy and later disturbing all Nigerian traveling what a pity...Igbo can kill his father for money

don't be deceived by those so called Nigerian pastors telling you eating in a dream is spiritual attack... I've dreamed so many times of eating food in a party,restaurant,fast food and so many occasion but that those not stop me from making my money in this life so don't be deceive that its spiritual attacked cos I don't believe in such nonsense

lygn19:
so u re expecting the Christians or d imo or igbo govt to establish mosques for u, how many churches in sokoto was built by sokoto state govt, where they not established by Christians... u go to a state dats 100% Christians and u re looking for a mosque... keep lieing and leaving in self denial as if u went to a hausa dominated area in any Igbo state and u didn't see any mosque der.

so many times our govt build churches in sokoto....u go to a state dats 100% Christians and u re looking for a mosque. ... isn't sokoto not 100% muslims... I prayed make una get independent of that Biafra so that web destroyed all churches in sokoto and others mulisms state... we will send all Igbo back to their state

to those useless guys who are abusing this guy for signing no sex marriage agreement... dou should not commit adultery"" isn't that not part of biblical commandment... what did God said about adultery"" bastards will not enter lord congregation"" isn't that not part of biblical"" what is bastard if you actually know? a bastards are someone who were born before marriage even after the marriage that child remain bastard... so 99% of christian just prepare to rust in hell cos you disobey your scripture law for the sake of fashion and modern world.. you were filled with lies that Jesus died for u those not guaranteed you to do anything that you like. it those not guaranteed you to choose law to follow and ignored others.... brother what you did was the right thing ,no sex marriage but she should have showed you her real self before, to me small breast those not matter just pray that she will love you and be there for you and pray for good children in life that is all I can tell you

Apina:
U surely don't know wat u r talking about. The number of churches in Kano doesn't equate dat in Warri only, talk more of south south

read what I say again

Mogidi:
Wow
This revolution would be televised, lets pray they're not burning churches by end of the week.

P:S
Can one even build a church in Kano?

you are an idiot,there are more than 200 churches in kano and all the mosques in south east and south south are not many as only churches in kano... mumu

God please reserve the hottest place in hell for some Nigerian governors ..

Ilekeh:
So beautiful you run away from your village.

yes abia is so beautiful I cannot deny that but my village is heaven to some abia villages... bro what am telling you is truth cos with my 1.3 your people refuse to sell land for me to just to have pure water factory. more than 300k of Igbo build house in my state and their life is there so Biafra will not affect you but them

asha80:
no need for stupid lies as there is a mosque in owerri just behind the govt house

yes I know of that and one in govt house..... how many church can u find in sokoto... the churches in sokoto alone are more plenty than the whole mosque in south east and south south so no problem,my prayer is the Biafra for you guy to get so that we can deport 400k-500k Igbo living in my state,talkless of kano,Kaduna and others state like that...I swear you guys will regret it ever

lygn19:
see mumu u set up business where they sell onions and u came with change to buy land, if u check some oda person came with a higher money and d price was sold to the highest bidder and to u igbo's dont want to sell land to u... to even debunk it useless lies igbo women are widely married, they don't discriminate in marriage, Dats y an igbo woman can be married to any tribe or religion... and u say u don't want to marry an igbo woman because u don't want to change ur religion, go and tell that to toddlers, Imagine how u ppl are showing ur stup1dity here on Nairaland, I thought u ppl are always saying igbo's like money, then u wud carry money to someone who wants to sell hid land and d person wud tell u he is not selling, u can do better abeg.

do you think I'm illiterate like you... all am telling you is true cos till now my business still going widely in abia state and only few places I don't in abia state... idiot of you if I sell onion I believe your generation cannot buy one truck of onion

weitin come stop am.. ;Dweitin come stop am..

lygn19:
mumu, pls can u give us an instance where a Northerner that has complete money, went to an igbo state and said he wants to buy a land that's for sale and they refused to sell.
Since u know how to run ur mouth and u called my ppl useless, lemme explain to u how useless ur own ppl are and how much u wud suffer if Nigeria divides,
Everybody south of d Niger knows that apart from politicians ur people in sokoto have dz habit of going to another man's land with just a nylon bag, when they go der land they won't buy, house they won't build, partake in d economy by consuming reasonable consumer goods..NO, ok socialize...NO, u ppl wud just find one small batcher and kiosk and stay once it's sallah or u sight any trouble, u wud carry ur nylon bag and jump into the nearest lorry and run back to sokoto, to go and look for either Christians or non hausa's to kill... u know u and ur entire ppl, oil u ppl dont have, u ppl are landlocked, ok if u ppl mk a pact with a region that's not landlocked to move goods by train any day una Bleep up they wud go and vandalize d train lines, dat means u ppl re gone... so u better shutup.

it has happen to me that is why, I have business in aba and okigwe and I tried to buy land there to start a pure water company but your people refuse to sell to me and some advice then that only if I marry Igbo girl before I can be able to put permanent business but una bride price dey fear me and I can't change my religion for the sake of love so if they are talking of tribal don't put Hausa mumu

chyket:
The problem with people like you is that if we check you out properly,you may never have left your state before but instead you just depend on hearsay.There is no empirical evidence of any hausa or yoruba man that was denied the purchase of land in igboland.What actually happens is that the yorubas and hausas who have the courage to stay in igboland are predominantly the poor ones and therefore most times,they cant afford the cost of the land.The reverse is the case with the igbos where both thewealthy and the poor are outside the igboland and therefore they can afford to purchase land anywhere in yoruba and hausa land.

I've travelled to many Igbo lands,like abia,IMO and Enugu so I know what am saying... the last time I visited IMO state I couldn't even find one mosque to pray outside except in that barrack the same in Enugu and abia but come to my state u will see more than 200 churches and yet fools like you call us terrorist... come to sokoto market u will see that 50% of shops occupied by Igbo what about in Igbo land, you don't even allow aboki to have shop around your market , go to plazas where phones and others electronics communications are being sell u will still find 50% of Igbo's yet you guys don't allow Hausa man in your plazas... in abia only where u will find Hausa is lopanta so guy if they are talking of tribal bigot don't even put Hausa man self cos here in sokoto governor children,ministers children and house children walk freely without kidnappers threatening but such can never be done in abia or any Igbo state, so bro shine your eyes

obi of Onitsha is already too late... like my state sokoto we do sell land for your fellow Igbo's to build houses and churches, yet your people never sell land to outsider so let's devide the nation and see who will suffer most.. useless people

the bastard armed robber that killed and rob innocent people now a born again... it always funny to me,Jesus will shit himself in the day of resurrection cos Adolf Hitler killed more than 6million people and his pastor later said he become born and Jesus have forgive him, some useless fools commit unforgiving crime and they will say they are born again.. what a bullshit... shina Rambo for ur info,God can't forgive you except those people who u committed the crime against forgive you so hell await you... useless religion with useless leaders

its holy spirit that directed him to do so... useless religion with useless leaders

bro you fall my hand small but I will still advice you.... you supposed know this before getting married to her and at the same time many of ex boy friends might have dump her before cos of that is why she trapped you to this level but anyway bro I can help you with lil advice on how to increase your sexual activity... if you have bitter leaf always mix it with peak milk and drink at least once a day, have some exercise at least early morning jogging at least 3times a week, that is all I can give you by now... try get her pregnant in time so that all these will reduce..

sagem... that one wei get speaker

echoedwalls:
I also believe that Jesus,the Creator of the Universe(also called The Way), created herbs and fruits for humans
on earth for several purposes;to nourish,replenish and heal the human system and also, showed her the way to cure her ailment.

Soon,a drug will be invented from Carrot to heal that kind of ailment which will fetch the inventor mega bucks.
Talk about 'treasures in hidden places'.

idiot mumu you don't even know the bible at all.. if Jesus was truly God he wouldn't have made the following statements

Matthew 24:36
No one knows about that day or hour, not even the Son , but the Father only.... how can he be God and at the same time he don't know the day of judgement

John 5:30
By myself, I can do nothing: I judge only as i hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who has sent me

Mark 10:18
Why do you call me good ? No one is good, except God alone .


you better wakeup from being pastor puppet

hello nairalanders I'm using tecno H7 but there is one problem am experiencing....

whenever I opened opera mini ,Firefox or any other browser it will open a new tab there with unknown site running.. all my thought was virus so I formatted the phone but for me restarted it again everything continue secondly was that it will bringing unnecessary apps for me to install and I didn't download those app but it will ask me to installed them on the phone and lastly whenever am browsing some advert will showing on the phone , am loosing too much data for this shit help me please

to be candid with you AA and AS can never give birth to SS is either AA or AS so the woman sabi who get the daughter but I can assure you 1000% the baby wasn't owned by the man

busky101:
That country should just quit their religion and accept christ as their lord and personal saviour.....enough said!! #modified, to all those that blind quoted me, there is no way you will understand my point if you aint a christian......mind you, majority of nepals population are Buddhists or idol worshippers, I didnt say this to start a jihad, to all my muslim brothers and sisters, i didnt mean it that way, you literally misunderstood my intention. One Love!

which kind M U M U you be self.. 95% of Nepal's are Christian so stop talking as if you are on right track

dotcomnamename:
Justwise, please i need your advice here for a friend to my friend. He obtained his e-passport in nigeria some years back with a different name and a different date of birth. Now he just got his residency on his real name and real date of birth and want to obtain a new e-passport on his real name and date of birth. He has applied for change of name and date of birth to the Nigerian embassy, they interviewed him and he confessed to them. Some nigerians were in the same situation. Some nigerian immigration officers came from nigeria to interview all applicants in this category and they interviewed them again and obtained some nigerian documents evidencing that they are the bearer of the real names and date of births they are claiming to be and changing to as their real details, while the old e-passport they obtained at first in nigeria syears back and not on their real names and date of births.

Now, according to him, he approached one of the immigration officer and the officer gave him his number and has been calling him in Nigeria from here. He said he just want to help him to make it fast because it could take years in the normal processing. He told him that when its ready he will send the e-passport through the Ministry of foreign affairs. My friend was expecting him to say they will only change his name and date of birth on the system and not issuing it there when he's not in nigeria. I now told him that i think it would be illegal to send passport from nigeria when it wont be issued here. He said the officer said it is only in Abuja they can do it and then forward it to nigerian embassy. But my worry for him is that the place of issue will be in nigeria, and i think the oyinbo immigi here will ask him how did he get to nigeria? though they are aware his new e-passport is under processing and the correction of his details will be corrected from Abuja before they will forward it to Nigerian embassy here.

Now, my question is: Is it not illegal for nigerian immigi to correct details and issued the passport in nigeria while the applicant is not in nigeria and then send the passport to Ministry of foreign affairs while the ministry of foreign affairs then send it to nigerian embassy and finally notify him for collection?

Its illegal and tell him not to try cos they will sieze his passport and banned him from obtaining a new e passport