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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2021
AbdulSleeky:


Are you comparing a reptile and a primate in intelligence?


Yes, yes I am in this case...Godzilla's brain is far more developed and he behaves more intelligently
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:16pm On Jan 23, 2021
TheHulk616:
so you cant watch that trash too.

This is amazing...

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:15pm On Jan 23, 2021
AbdulSleeky:


1. Godzilla's hands are short

2. Kong is smarter than Godzilla.

Those arms were made for grappling bruh...there are many instances of him grappling his opponent...

Kong is not smarter than Godzilla... Godzilla is far more advanced
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Zeemuthafuka: 11:11pm On Jan 23, 2021
Exonerate1:


Allow me spread Hazard's prop. It's been so long lol.

He's back!

Don't Jinx it abeg...just leave am

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:08pm On Jan 23, 2021
Raalsalghul:


Pheeewww!

I'm too invested in DC's CW series to back out now.

Not after

Seven seasons of Arrow
Five seasons of The Flash
Four seasons of Legends of Tomorrow
Four seasons of Supergirl
1 season of Batwoman
2 seasons of Black Lightning

Odds are I will still check this out with all their glaring faults.

You dey try guy...really
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:05pm On Jan 23, 2021
Minemrys:

why drop the 4 episodes then?

Appetizer make you use hold body small
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:04pm On Jan 23, 2021
abduleez1:


Cc TheKingIsHere pu7pl3 Abdulsleeky
Dandenumeruno Kaycee7

grin grin grin
Possibly.......

Lmaooooooooo grin

But bruh, This scene is soo iconic cry
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:02pm On Jan 23, 2021
abduleez1:


And the Muppet is screaming he wants to quit WB. grin grin

He's leaving with his Legendary Pictures studio to rivals. Cos of HBOMax banter. grin

Funny thing guy did this same shi!te in 2013 moving legendary to Universal, after Jurassic World and Skyscraper pile of sh!!te BO he quits and runs back to WB. cheesy


Imagine other studios giving him $225mn for TENET, that film is risky as hell. undecided WB just dey give the guy freehand. He won't have such freedom in others.

Last last he no go quit...it's only WB that can let him do what he does best
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 10:59pm On Jan 23, 2021
abduleez1:



grin grin grin angry


Dark. I like dat. grin

It's because I'm Batman angry
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 10:59pm On Jan 23, 2021
AbdulSleeky:



It is like saying that you will punch mayweather in the face- that is unlikely as he is very fast in his defensive game.

Tell me, how will Godzilla grab Kong who is faster than him?

As Kong is charging mindlessly like that Godzilla will just wait for him and catch his head in a grapple hook, open his Jaw and do the buisness
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 10:57pm On Jan 23, 2021
Kaycee7:
Kong will #bussIt like a boss

And Godzilla would have no choice but to rape his ass with its tail grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 8:37pm On Jan 23, 2021
Kaycee7:
We no know sha. E fit be dance off sef

Godzilla will win this one easily unless Kong can twerk
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 8:21pm On Jan 23, 2021
Kaycee7:
Rough scaly body, tueh. Kong with the bone straight fur and killer physique. Never to be caught unfresh.

Well thank God it won't be a beauty contest then grin or will it?
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 8:00pm On Jan 23, 2021
Minemrys:

fr0m the trailer, i could see the cw-ishness already. It's already showed there would be the traditi0nal family soap opera, teenage angst etc.
What happened to Pennyworth seas0n 2 guys?

4 episodes have dropped, the rest will resume dropping from March 17th or soo
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 7:55pm On Jan 23, 2021
RayMcBlue:
Godzilla vs Kong is Superman vs Batman minus kryptonite.

Godzilla stomps Kong.

I don't agree with your reference but I agree with the final outcome wink
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 7:54pm On Jan 23, 2021
Kaycee7:
I'm Team Kong. Godzilla ugly. Grotesque looking something

So Kong na beauty pageant grin

Godzilla is more beautiful than Kong bruh
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 7:53pm On Jan 23, 2021
AbdulSleeky:



Godzilla charges his super breath before firing. How is he going to hit Kong when Kong is agile?

Is this what you now resorted to grin

Godzilla will grab Kong by the head, open his mouth wide and pour 60982778 liters of nuclear materials into Kong's digestive system angry
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 7:49pm On Jan 23, 2021
abduleez1:


grin grin grin
The way you describe the scene make am feel like Parody. grin cheesy


Now I remember, e first cut one of the heads and the other two take over and attack am. cheesy

Na why pidgin dey sweet sometimes grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 7:48pm On Jan 23, 2021
TheKingIsHere:


I am Team Kong cool

Even Brock Lesnar will beat the hell out of Kong grin
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 1:38pm On Jan 23, 2021
TheHulk616:
you are a troll.

Xmen books were the bestselling for 2020 with great story telling

who is responsible for teaching this guy the word troll grin
TV/Movies / Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by Zeemuthafuka: 1:29pm On Jan 23, 2021
WWE Smackdown reviews recaps and reactions


SmackDown had its first misstep in a few weeks.

Thankfully, it had nothing to do with the best storyline in wrestling today. We’ll get to the bad later.
This show succeeded in silencing those who were upset to have not seen Roman Reigns be staring up at the lights yet. It happened thanks to the best babyface in the company at the moment.
SmackDown’s best quality aside from consistency, is actually the other thing that WWE gets so wrong with Raw - getting people over. They’re doing that brilliantly with so many people on this show. Owens got the best look here, but even after the beatdown by Bayley, Bianca carrying Otis was an amazing visual. Cesaro, Nakamura, Banks, Big E, and Crews are also getting that good treatment.
It makes me realize more and more that WWE is capable of making shows fun to watch. So… why not do that then? Three hours is too long for a wrestling show, but attempt to make it fun. Most Monday nights so far this year have been YouTube clip shows.
SmackDown is must see TV. Vince, wouldn’t you like to see all this positivity for Raw?


Living for the violence
Roman Reigns said that Kevin Owens and Adam Pearce thought they pulled something on him.
We aren’t going to see Owens because he says so. Card subject to change is how losers think. It means people are scared to come to work. It took a pandemic and his health to keep him out of the ring.
Reigns asked what if he was a “puss” (my GOD) like Pearce and said that his body parts hurt, specifically his back because he’s been carrying WWE for years. So Pearce came out and Reigns just tore him a new one. How dare he say he’s in pain and whine about it. Reigns has been the workhorse and always showed up every time.
Heyman was laughing at what Roman was saying, and Pearce called him out. So Reigns gave Paul the mic, and he said that he’s from New York (so am I come at me bro) and he’ll take on Pearce tonight on a verbal agreement. Adam shook his hand and accepted.
Later, Heyman said that Roman was brilliant. Thinking that they pulled one over on Pearce, Heyman was really playing it up, but Reigns said that no he actually now has to face Pearce. That was brilliant, but then we see what was really going on.
Heyman came out in the main event and faked an injury and said “card subject to change.” Bait and switch! Roman came out to face Pearce instead and Roman beat him up all over the ThunderDome. Surprise Kevin Owens appearance and he dominated Reigns for the very first time. He gave Reigns two stunners and a pop up powerbomb through the announce table.
This is the first time since Roman returned that he was laid out effectively and not standing tall to end SmackDown. And it was done brilliantly. I love that Owens got the most babyface fire after the amazing promo he cut earlier, which I’ve talked about in a bit. It was legitimately a good feeling.
I don’t know if Jey Uso’s absence on this show was planned but it certainly made Reigns look a bit weak after all this time. We know that Jey has been the enforcer and the main reason why Reigns is still champion. If Owens was a normal man, he should be deathly afraid of showing up to work next week.
But Owens is not normal. He lives for the violence. It’s lovely.


Reginald’s debut
So I guess this was more of an intergender match than that one with James Ellsworth!
Yo. Reginald is INSANE. Like literally moves like a cruiserweight. Like… better than a cruiserweight even.
He was very cocky and tried giving Sasha Banks a rose and Banks SLAPPED him. He was a perfect jerk here, sliding out of the ring and flipping over the steel steps. Reginald caught Banks trying to do a cross body and went out of the ring again, and she did a meteora.
There was some matrix-esque stuff into another meteora in the ring, and Banks locked in a Bank Statement for the win.
Honestly I thought they were going to bait and switch us again, and I’m pleasantly surprised that we got an actual match. Reginald had less offense and more defense, which worked perfectly. Sasha had her moments and it was great, too. No complaints with this. We know Carmella is going to have another match, and now she has to avenge her tossed champagne.
But like… can we get more of Reginald?


Emotional message
Wow. Okay so I actually teared up watching this promo.
Kevin Owens sent us a message from his car. He showed up for work and was told he wasn’t allowed in the building because Roman Reigns pulled some strings. He can’t stay away and can’t stop fighting, because Reigns has yet to beat him like a real champion.
And then it got real personal. He shows his hand tattoo with his grandfathers’ initials on them and says they always had his back all the way and were his biggest fans. Nothing made them happier than seeing him in the ring, and his biggest regret will always be that he didn’t make it to WWE in time for either of them to see him on the big stage. The mark they left will always be there. He went on to talk about them having illnesses and I was tearing up through this. It’s probably one of the best promos I’ve heard from Owens.
We must protect Owens with our lives. I’d like to hug him one day. This man can sell me a ticket any time.


The Rest
Ultimate Athlete Obstacle Course
Tires, hurdles, boards, basketball, and… Chad Gable. Bayley started by lifting the tire and going through the tiny obstacles and fireman’s carry to Gable. The final basketball shot was taken and all Belair had to do was beat the time of one minute and twelve seconds.
Before she could start though, Bayley decided to “EST” the course with normal hurdles. When Bianca cleared all that, Otis was chosen to be the person she had to fireman’s carry over the line, which she did with ease. She beat Bayley at her own game with time to spare, and then sore loser Bayley attacked her. This actually ended up being really fun. I love Bianca so much and I want her to win the Royal Rumble this year.


Cesaro defeated Dolph Ziggler
This was a nice back and forth bout. First up, Bryan came out and said he wants to win the Rumble for the first time in his career. Cesaro came out and said that as the first Andre Memorial Battle Royal winner, he’s very experienced and will make sure that doesn’t happen. So instead of fighting Bryan, he issued an open challenge which Ziggler accepted.
Ziggler got a sleeper hold and Cesaro did the swing and it was a real good one. Haven’t seen a really good swing like that in a bit. That led to an awesome pin reversal and then Ziggler hit a desperation Zig Zag he couldn’t capitalize on. Cesaro picked up the win with a Neutralizer. Cesaro’s looking strong! Let’s keep that going please.


Big E vs. Apollo Crews ends in a ref stoppage
The urgency was here yet again as both men exploded to start. Crews did the standing moonsault for a two count. Both men were up on the ropes and Crews drop kicked E. And then Sami Zayn who handcuffed himself to a barrier outside for the whole show up to this point took off the handcuffs and Helluva kicked both Crews and E and ended the match. No one looked bad here, which is a delight. Thinking we may see a triple threat coming out of this!


King Corbin defeated Dominik Mysterio
Corbin delivered a nasty clothesline and dominated to start the match. He went for End of Days but Dominik rolled through. Dominik tried to gain some momentum, but Corbin gave him a stiff punch and succeeded on the second End of Days for a quick win. I would have liked to see a bit more out of this, but I guess this is just to further possible dissension between father and son. Rey was trying to coach his son before this match but Dom said he was confident in his abilities. Welp. Time to listen to Papa!


Charlotte Flair and Asuka defeated The Riott Squad
Alright so, this was a weird one. The past couple of SmackDowns have been ace top to bottom, but this match was the least interesting for a few reasons. What was the point of this match? Why were Natalya and Tamina shown in the back watching? No mention of Alexa fighting Asuka, no mention of the Flair/Lacey Evans stuff. The last time Asuka and Charlotte were together was the night after TLC. That’s very odd. I’m not too happy about Riott Squad losing here either. Just not the best stuff here. Not a bad match, but very little to no consistency with the women’s tag division.
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:47am On Jan 23, 2021
TheHulk616:
You are a troll. Like seriously how can you say this.
DCEU is a copy of MCU
Batman vs superman is a copy of civil war
Suicide squad is a copy of guardians of the galaxy
flop Justice league is a copy of Avengers
Birds of prey is a copy of 5secs scene in Mother of all movies Avengers Endgame
DC logo intro is a copy of Marvel logo intro.

DC copied Marvel so much that I borrowed two of our directors.

so, what did I just read? grin
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:46am On Jan 23, 2021
TheHulk616:
X men and fantastic four. angry

That trash storyline that they couldn't find a better way to go about...it bacame boring and redundant
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:41am On Jan 23, 2021
DandeNumeruno:


Watching Godzilla nonchalantly curbstomp Kong would be a short and uninteresting fight, wouldn't it? It doesn't make room for spin-offs and sequels, does it... think about it. The smart play here would be to buff up Kong and let him win.


True, or make them band together against something else
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:39am On Jan 23, 2021
JuIiusmalema:
impossible?
Mehn Biden don open up borders oh na to travel go U.S go meet am.
I'm dead serious bro

okay God speed bro

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 11:42pm On Jan 22, 2021
webhead:
don't let hulk 616 see this.

He already knows grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:37pm On Jan 22, 2021
JuIiusmalema:
Hello guys I really need your help.
After I watch Deadpool movie and came across this actress (Angel Dust) I have developed feelings for her.
Just found out she also featured in fast and furious 6.
This lady is literally the most beautiful American actress I've ever seen.
How can I link up with an American celebrity?
I really need to get in touch with her.
I really need your inputs guys.

you want to link up with Gina carano grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 11:35pm On Jan 22, 2021
abduleez1:

I don forget wetin Godzilla do Ghidorah.... whether Ghidorah die for King of Monsters I no remember again. Or whether him bow to him new king.

Godzilla kill am cut e head throway come match am till e belle burst
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Zeemuthafuka: 9:06pm On Jan 22, 2021
webhead:
Kevin is a great guy.

mcu wouldn't have amassed such success if it weren't for him.

since he made Deadpool r rated, he could do that for wolverine and others.

Kevin is a shameless copycat grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Zeemuthafuka: 9:04pm On Jan 22, 2021
Moura7:


Lol...shun rivalry, this was damn funny bro

A rare type of Cule cool
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Zeemuthafuka: 9:03pm On Jan 22, 2021
abduleez1:


You no see that HEAVYWEIGHT BLOW wey Kong dash Godzilla?? cheesy

That kind blow they cos nuclear blast wave.

Nuclear blast wave wey dey power Godzilla

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