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aisha2:
Poster please is there any good attribute (s) your wife has?

I need you to answer this question. Because the woman you keep describing is nothing to write home about. Na wa o! So sad

"God will not answer your prayers. All your prayers to God will remain unanswered as long as you continue to cause me pain" [/quote]yes it's really terrible for a wife to say this to her husband. I implore you to find out how you caused her pain. As for her words..... she is not God. so dear don't let her deter you. Continue to pray and be patient. *smh she needs your prayers too.

Erm.....No vex the mess/farting part is so funny. but on a serious note......Do you have a job? why is she calling you frustrated and saying you want to bring her down.

voltron:
Ish I.. Abeg Wetin be lucre? I know the word.. just that I have never seen it used instinctively in a sentence.. you too hot

gain in money or goods in a negative sense.

ELLYsian:
He does not look happy.

yes u r correct. He has this look lk " what has she done!

ademega:
If na me ..hhhmm ; in her after life , she will not try it again . People will think we never met before .

lol....I can imagine

A friend of mine put up this picture and I couldn't stop laughing cause I taught it will only work if the following is the case:

1) Your skin is white


2) The groom is not from Nigeria.

Thoughts of how my "Nigerian men" would act or react made me come to the conclusion that the bride will surely end up surprised if she tried it here. So I need honest opinions about this picture.

Hehehehehe......... And you forget the ones that has an issue with the bank and decides to storm into the bank screaming at the top of their voice.


"I want to see the branch manager"



Do you know who I am...........

* Another struts into the bank just to sit at the chairs kept at the corner for customers to enjoy Ac. Some just come in sef to use the Rest room.........

Not to mention the Over zealous security guards for the bank themselves who will greet you " Welcome Sir" or "Happy Weekend sir" lk 50 times just to get a tip.

Wetin man go do now? Na Naija we dey.

Truly sad. when will we ever get it right in this country. *smh

OMG! These pictures cracked me up tho!

Kai! Dat ur Aunt ehn.....*smh.......still searching for a word to describe her.

Hi spiceybrain can I still come in on Monday for the receptionist and secretary position or only those who submitted their Cv earlier are allowed to come for the interview.

Hmmmmmmm.......

Pele.... It is well my brother

bennyrazz:
20naira too small, this popcorn get milk and honey inside am at the same time, the last update sweet like vitamin C.. Dorisk, don't keep us waiting for too long o! continues eating popcorn

No do like dis na! Okay let me pay 50 naira ori put corn under sun. No be to "pop" corn?

bennyrazz:
biko my popcorn no be free, oya comot 200naira give me

Ahan! Be nice Oya mk I give u 20 naira. Chai! Have u read d last update? Chineke! Dem don steal her children o...Uncle sam o!

bennyrazz:
I am enjoying this story whether real or not grabs popcorn

me too. Give small popcorn na. There is love in sharing.

guiltypleasure:
Actually had that in mind,maybe will get just that,thanx

you are welcome

A wrist watch.....Casio preferably.

Hmmm..... Some gals get mind o! The guy needs a job infact marriage is not even close for both of them. But den again the chick is thinking her age and mk I tlk true........







She haf old o! 30 no be beans.

At the age when "the only child" is ready to get married.

Kentnickole:
Zehner really? Is it on-the-street marketting or one will hv one's office?
Chai ! Diaris God o. How sure are you zehner dear?

very sure cause I turned dem down its on the street marketing and u will have a supervisor.

First 3 months 25,000 after dat one its based on commission. It's insurance.

C dem! Tafias! Busybodies! How does dat stop anytin? And so u knw.....he is married. he re-married

Hmmm.....My Mum was just telling me about this gist o! cos she owns a shop at Oshodi nd I tot it was just gist! Na wa o

Saraha1:
Ye !!!! Lobatan
Well they just want to know your intelligent level on current affairs.
God will grant us all our heart desiring job.

AMEN

Deepfreezer:
that's very smart of you.

Thoinks

Saraha1:
Eh- eh, tell me somethinh.
I reject such question oh , ha, wetin?
They should just fellow their company policy and stop asking rubbish question as such.

babe question dey o! Dat same interview day I was asked what I tot abt the feud between Goodluck and Ameachi.... Me wey no know anytin abt politics! Na still sense I use answer.

Chuks16:
to me,if they insist I should tell them the specific amount I intended been paid. my answer will be, pay me in 7digits

yer well in this case I was tempted to cause it was an Oil company but I am always blunt, straightforward and truthfully in all my interviews that why I answered that way and it has always worked for me.

Chuks16:
and what was your answer to their question or ?

For one I said they shld pay me according to their salary scheme. But they insisted I state an amount and instead I told them how much I was earning and gave them reason to want more than what I earn. I got called few hours later to see the chairman and.............

Saraha1:
Why on earth should company be asking such a ridiculous question at the first instance?


To the best of my knowledge , those that ask such question are small firm.

Excuse me! I was asked this question in practically all the interview I have attended and trust me when I say they weren't small firms.

bist:
[size=28pt]an when did goats start growing long hair to be used as hair extensions?[/size]

Help me ask them o! Very lame Goat hair ko! Cat hair ni. Mtsheeeeeeewww