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HealthRe: 4th February World Cancer Day by Zenzu01(m): 8:44am On Feb 04, 2016
ThankGod I no get cancer gringringrin
EducationRe: Who Can Solve This? by Zenzu01(m): 8:35am On Feb 04, 2016
adadioranmah:
Share the prize into two.....
Sorry dear.. Its for me and me alone grin grin grin
EducationRe: Who Can Solve This? by Zenzu01(m): 7:54pm On Feb 03, 2016
alwelldinho:
Please accept my apologies. I was busy following the Abia State Election Supreme Court judgment and subsequently got carried away.
That been said, @Zenzu, you got the answer and therefore the winner. Pass your digit across. Thank you.
hehehehehe am all smiles.....

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EducationRe: Who Can Solve This? by Zenzu01(m): 6:25pm On Feb 03, 2016
alwelldinho:
The result will be posted by 6pm today and the winner picked thereafter. Thank you.
Oga 6pm don pass oo..
Tell us the answer
PoliticsRe: "We Train Girls As Suicide Bombers"; Jealous Wife Snitches On Her Husband by Zenzu01(m): 6:16pm On Feb 03, 2016
This is serious
...
Both husband and wife should not be spared...





#Gbam
EducationRe: Who Can Solve This? by Zenzu01(m): 10:09am On Feb 03, 2016
This shit is simple,, pls don't try to make it complex oo
ANSWER:
2+2+2=6
5+2=7
81-5=76
So therefore: 81+5+2=88


I'm waiting for the alert cheesycheesycheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 8:20pm On Jan 31, 2016
FuckTheMod:

Shut the fùck up!

Let ignorance not kill you

IT'S IN YOUR BIBLE

> PETER 3: 18

>MATHEW 26 : 28

> 1 CORINTIAN 5: 7 ETC

"YOUR" JESUS IS A LAMB, SACRIFICIAL ANIMAL TO BE KILLED IN OTHER TO PLEASE god

Please I'm confused!

Who is Jesus Christ (God)

Who is the son of god (God)

Who is god (God)

Confused fellows
I would have address your questions but because it will take a lot of time and space.
If you want to know more, you can ask in a nicer way and I will answer you with facts.
Mind you I will use both Bible and other means to give clarity to the issue..
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 8:15pm On Jan 31, 2016
FuckTheMod:

Shut the fùck up!

Let ignorance not kill you

IT'S IN YOUR BIBLE

> PETER 3: 18

>MATHEW 26 : 28

> 1 CORINTIAN 5: 7 ETC

"YOUR" JESUS IS A LAMB, SACRIFICIAL ANIMAL TO BE KILLED IN OTHER TO PLEASE god

Please I'm confused!

Who is Jesus Christ (God)

Who is the son of god (God)

Who is god (God)

Confused fellows
Thanks..
You just aired ur view and I appreciate that but I have few questions for you.
1. Did I tell you that I am a church goer
2. What do you believe in
3. Do you feel or think am I am of those that believe Jesus must die to restore my freedom ( you might not understand what I mean here)
4. Do you know anything about God, Religion or Trinity...

Your opinion should be your opinion and there is no need for us to fight over our differences in believe and faith.. And next time use polite word when airing your views so that I will take you as a mature person that you are..
Thanks..
Christianity EtcRe: The Six Kinds Of People You Will Find In A Church In Naija by Zenzu01(m): 6:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
I belong to the group that go to church with the mindset of receiving the blessings of the service from God...

And I mind my business throughout the service.
Christianity EtcRe: Imagine You Own This Ride And Your Pastor Asked You To Sow A Seed With It by Zenzu01(m): 6:08pm On Jan 31, 2016
Na God driver the pastor be?..
Unless if na God wan use the car Himself
Jokes EtcRe: How Do U Look At Your Boyfriends Whenever He Prices Something In Ur Presence? by Zenzu01(m): 5:53pm On Jan 31, 2016
To the guy..
There are things you shouldn't price whether ur beb is with you or not, that letting down of one's self.
To the Lady..
Just remove the 150 and give to the gala seller





#gbam
PoliticsRe: See What Happen When Ur Boss Wants A Proof 2 Show U Are Admitted In Hospital(pic by Zenzu01(m): 5:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
Only a dull boss will fall for this...
Christianity EtcRe: What You Learnt In Church Today ? by Zenzu01(m): 5:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
The only thing that touched me today is a beautiful sister in the Lord cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 4:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
FuckTheMod:
Jesus' case is different o
Coz according to YOUR bible, we sinned against God god and he was very angry with us angry
So,
HE HAS TO SEND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON (GOD) TO COME AND DIE (BE KILLED in cold blood by humans that god is angry with) SO THAT GOD CAN BE PLEASED WITH US AFTER THE MURDER OF HIS BEGOTTEN SON (GOD). AND NOT SURPRISINGLY, GOD PLANED EVERYTHING WITH GOD TO BE KILLED...

NICE STORY cheesy
I understand your point of view. But I must say there are things you don't seem to understand about the Mission of Jesus and funny enough even His followers will not understand that Jesus didn't come to earth to die for anyone buh to rather bring the good news of salvation and redemption.
I Repeat Jesus Christ didn't come to earth to die but He was murdered by Men..
JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
birmingham04:
Our Lord Jesus is not prophet he is Messiah son of God. The Alpha and Omega the beginning and the end.
I never said He is not the son of God.. But for ur information He is also a prophet and a High Priest.. Its in the Bible.
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 4:26pm On Jan 31, 2016
klarke:
He is not a prophet, He is the Son of God;
He is God in human form.
I never said He is not the son of God.. But for ur information He is also a prophet and a High Priest.. Its in the Bible.
Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 1:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
blackjack21:
some people will disagree and say Jesus is god.
Even you can't understand this aspect.
Christianity EtcRe: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by Zenzu01(m): 12:58pm On Jan 31, 2016
The Greatest Prophet ever is Jesus Christ...
1. He did all what other prophets had done.
2. He also did what other prophets couldn't do
3. He is the only way to the Father.
4. He has the key of death with Him

He is just super.
How many likes for the King of kings
SportsRe: Two Of The Greatest Ever. by Zenzu01(m):
There is only one and his name is MESSI

PoliticsRe: Shocking! Meet The Indian Carpenter That Has 28 Fingers And Toes (photos) by Zenzu01(m): 8:09pm On Jan 27, 2016
Which kind sex this indian people sef dey do...
They gather all sorts of abnormalities there...
Jokes EtcRe: When Weed Was Used In The Wedding Rice Instead Of Thyme by Zenzu01(m): 8:00pm On Jan 27, 2016
Don't blame every silly act on WEED...

They just want to make a difference..




#Gbam
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Says All Major Religions Are Paths To Same God by Zenzu01(m):
In a way the Pope is right even though he might not even fully understand what he said..

At each epoch, bringers of Truth are sent to the earth (to their tribe or race specifically) to preach the true teachings of the Almighty, these teachers taught their followers the right way to worship God but unfortunately after the departure of these teachers, their followers introduce laws and other teaching that suit only their selfishness, and even the popular religions like Christianity, Islam, hindu, etc are not left out of this mess, that's why you see different teachings from different churches today instead of only one true belief and teaching. Some will even say their church is the only true church.. If I continue, many of you may not understand me but will only abuse me, so I may only respond to questions thrown to me..


#Fact. All religions have an element of truth in them, but None can take you to God..
RomanceRe: " Message To A Female Friend (gone Wrong)" by Zenzu01(m): 5:56pm On Jan 26, 2016
Ur signature will not allow me to read ur story not to talk of advising you.....
CrimeRe: Jealous Boyfriend Is Jailed For Drowning His Girlfriend’s Puppy In Scalding Bath by Zenzu01(m): 5:38pm On Jan 26, 2016
The guy is capable of murder......




#Gbam
CrimeRe: Jealous Boyfriend Is Jailed For Drowning His Girlfriend’s Puppy In Scalding Bath by Zenzu01(m): 5:31pm On Jan 26, 2016
The girl sef...

Why dedicate so much time on a pet whn u have a boy friend...

The guy sef...

What makes u think the right thing to do is to drown an innocent pet rather than talking sense into the girl's head in the right manner..

The best thing is for all of them to learn their lessons and move on..
PoliticsRe: The Igbo-yoruba Feud: How It All Started by Zenzu01(m): 5:29pm On Jan 26, 2016
The only thing still making Nigeria not to progress is tribalism and selfishness... Unless we do away with all this we can't move forward....

May God help us.
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Poses With His Car In New Photo by Zenzu01(m): 9:34am On Jan 26, 2016
I observe 3 things here..
1. He is travelling.
2. He has a car to travel wit.
3. I will have my car soon.
CelebritiesRe: Who Did This To Davido? by Zenzu01(m): 9:25am On Jan 26, 2016
Nigerians sef..
The guy is trying to look responsible.
Must he always wear his big chains and shoes before u knw that he is living a good lyf?
He might just be relaxing or the pic is taken whn he was younger and without much fame.





#Gbam
HealthRe: Small Animals And Insects That Cause Big And Deadly Diseases by Zenzu01(m): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2016
We have successfully put the rest under control except for rats... I wonder if majority of Nigerians can stop drinking garri or maybe the government should start sharing indomie to us cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Be Like Bill Meme Is Taking Over Facebook by Zenzu01(m): 1:21pm On Jan 23, 2016
shocker007:
Bill knows that's none of his business so far his family is safe.

Bill minds his business.
Be like Bill
Mickey is now free from bill and his family members.

Mickey goes to the bar to buy a bottle of chilled Origin.


Mickey calls his side chick that his girl friend has travelled.

Both his girl friend and side chick comes home to find Mickey unclad with his bottle of origin.

They both start to fight as Mickey chased them all from his house.

Mickey goes to the village to bring his wife and kid.

Mickey is smart.
Be like Mickey grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Be Like Bill Meme Is Taking Over Facebook by Zenzu01(m): 11:15am On Jan 23, 2016
shocker007:
Bill is Mickey girlfriend's brother. Bill catches Mickey with his side chick.
Bill tells his sister to quit the relationship Bill saved his sister from heart break.
Bill is an heart saver. Be like Bill.
Mickey leaves bill's sister for the side chick.
Mickey makes the side chick his new girl friend.
Mickey gets another side chick and named her contact "Bayo electrician".
Mickey continues his life as usual.
Mickey is smart.
Now! Be like Mickey
Nairaland GeneralRe: Be Like Bill Meme Is Taking Over Facebook by Zenzu01(m): 10:39am On Jan 23, 2016
This is Mickey.

Mickey has a girl friend and a side chick
.

Mickey saved his side chick contact with "Abubakar mai suya".

His girl friend didn't catch him.

Mickey is smart
.

But don't be like Mickey cause ur girl friend may be smarter.

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