₦airaland Forum

babe you must be very funny, you didn't lie about age but the class of degree, you are supposed to be arrested. am wondering if you actually have a degree anyway. i guess you don't know the implication. truth is you will qualify for a job that you will get, so you are so desirous of a 2.1 and didn't see the need to study harder while in school. don't waste your time continuing with the interview process, it would have been better you spent the time sleeping at home. i will be so afraid to have someone like you as a girlfriend.

amusadele:
Something is really wrong with this animal call Buhari. He is exactly a bornthrowway. Where would these refineries be located? Is the same South south where he only offer N10m instead of N50b for clean up? Maybe he will locate them in Kano, Sokoto. Foolish barbarians.

and the animal is your father!!!!! he is old enough to give birth to you

PvtParts:
Economics aside... The security situation is getting even worse with Boko Haram now sending members to join their new comrades in ISIS in Libya.

If Bokos are getting defeated back home, how come they can afford to deploy their troops to another far and removed theatre?

Nothing changed.

you lie!!!!! getting worse where? you are wrong. let them go and join lucifer and come back, their bullet dey wait for them.

chameleon look, always changing to where it suits.

RPG!!!!!! Rocket propelled grinade!!!!!!

Toktee:
Bros,you are right,iam from benue state but married an from there,my wife does all those mentioned xcept that she is not fetish.,she take decission before telling me,she will do it before looking for a reason to defend herslf,and she is always right,very rude,very stuborn,so isolated etc.
The only thing that is consoling me is her beauty and her devotion to God,with that i beleived one day she will change.

bros am sorry but she will change for the worst, her beauty will fade with time so what will you be left with, from the bolded she cant be devoted to God, which bible does she read, may be not the one i read. have fun!!!!

chukwudi44:
Buhari can only be free to appoint all his cabinet ministers from Daura provided he wold also source all the money for running his government from Daura.

Bunch of nincompoops. You provide less than 2% of the revenue yet you want to take 97% of the federal appointments

if not that the intent of you and your cohort is to steal and not to work you wont be crying over appointment. pat utomi is on point take it or leave it. getting the job done is key!!! that was how you guys sent GEJ back to utuoke, it wont work this time. scream from now till tomorrow, PMB will do what he wishes.

AwesomelyMade:
GEJ, Nigeria's peace maker!

It's only someone who does not know what transpired in Libya and Ivory coast that wouldn't know the worth of what you did.

Someone would say, 'Oh you would have been imprisoned'. But, it might not have been that way. Nigeria as an entity would have been a broken mess.

seconded!!!!!

Dygeasy:
And the baby will be how many months before a scan would show its face? Now think about where and how it is feasible to flush a pregnancy that's most likely above 6 months. How safe do you think it is?

Sometimes I wonder where you people pull out your thoughts from. You make natural _retards even feel smart.

its possibly the much he knows, you didn't need to resort to insults, you started well but ended it poorly, no one knows it all. the bolded totally unnecessary

babyfaceafrica:
Nigerians exploiting nigerians in times of trouble..when would we learn?!...latter some people will be ranting at the government ,did the government make you collect 200 naira to cross the bridge..greedy fellows!!!!

ITS JUST A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY BRO. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

mooremedia:
who said deposit machine's can't dispense cash......Maybe the one in Gt bank.But Usually deposit machines dispense cash as well as they collect.Get your facts right.

I guess the gtbank ATM doesn't. it only accepts cash bro

scribespad:
Highly risky, especially in Nigeria where things are easily swept under the carpet. 10,000 naira is not too much though, anything more than that may be going overboard.

what part of the planet are you guys responding from? this is old news na, i thought you wanted to tell me that you can deposit cheques via ATM? besides what risk, you get your alert instanta. even if the network fails simply go to the branch in charge of the ATM , YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY SAME DAY. ITS BEEN A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE!!!

Opiosko:
The only known scam bigger than it is Buhari

your father yansh!!!!!!!

we know they are corrupt , pointless insisting on it, but they are a better demon, at least for now. next topic please.!!!!!!

YOU GUYS CAN BE FUNNY!!!! any body that dies rest in peace. is it every body that dies that will rest in peace. please say things as they are. any cultists that dies is good riddance to bad rubbish!!!! do you expect to step on fire and not have you feet scorched?

NgeneUkwenu:
My brother, we are used to it! Their pain is our joy! Now Dr. Kachikwu is no longer an Igbo Man, but a delta Ibo! Some people are really wired to be sentimentally foolish!

#WailingWailers!

DIDN'T YOU READ A TWEET THAT THEIR STUPIDITY IS FACTORY FITTED

Chiaka:
I thought these are the Jobs Buhari wanted to do himself why is he pushing it on the new NNPC Boss.
Rather the guys job should simply be to reform NNPC and improve Nigerian oil Industry. Those items are non productive he will waste
a whole lot of time chasing shadows while ingnoring way forward and innovative ideas.

Imagine telling him to look for all stolen funds...........Rubbish! Is the new NNPC an NNPC staff or was he there when those funds where stolen
This was a job Buhari assigned to himself .......so let him do it himself.

whats your point sister , you sound pained, they(PMB) knows the banks, institutions and individuals who have these funds, he will hand over the details to the GMD and with the EFCC beside him the job will be done. you dont expect PMB to do that do you, later you will cry witch hunting. everyone guilty will dance to the music. those were part of why he went to US to get the assistance of the EU, UK and US

sai baba!!!!! if younger men can not do it, i rather go with a grand dad!!!!!! atleast the gods will respect him!!!!

likila:
government cannot secure safety of life and property.
no president in nigeria.
the dullard of daura is drinking kunu in equatorial guinea

Oga you are so daft!!!!!! when someone shoots another in US how many times have the americans blamed president Obama for it. soon your mother will pee on her bed you will blame PMB. please get out. i hate losers!!!!!

laidesmen217:
welcome to the federal republic of photography....


It is now government of the Camera, By the Camera and for the camera....

shame on you !!!!! if there were no pictures in your word you will say pinture or i don bilivit!!!!!!!!!!

abduljabbar4:
Thank God for change.
God will punish those that wanted us to continue living that way

My brain fails me if i try to imagine there was no change, what could have happened come 2019? may be Nigeria would have been sold while a selected few wire the monies overseas. am still in the dark.

brooklyn49:
SUMMARY



*Jonathan never or seldom, at best, picked my
calls ~Biya

*Crude oil theft

MY COMMENT

Mr. Biya, don't blame Jonathan..APC here were busy criticising him of not being able to curb the menace of BH alone..e.g Elrufai said he visited chad bla bla bla

Oil theft:
Stamping out corruption in Nigeria look more like future impossible tense to me ? Cos Nigeria itself was birth out of corruption by Lord Lugard. The foundation was built on corruption right from inception more so all the leaders that surfaced inherited the corruption including the very illiterate shouting "I will pyt kwwuwuption". He was in govt on diff occassion and at diff capacity.. he stole enough n to share only to come now n form rebirth..my pity only goes to gullible that biliv the empty poor old fellow

so what exactly is your point? things should continue the way they are, so if my grand father was poor and my father was born poor i should also bring up my children in poverty, hisssesss....... if i give you e-slapppppp ehhhhnnnnnnn........

franchizy:
Are there no Igbo's in the Army, why replace with another Northerner. The marginalization of the SE is quite annoying.
I condemn it, I condemn it and I call on PMB to request the reversal immediately or face our wrath.

you are missing it!!!!! and yes you are. i dont care if the replacement is a somalian but just let this acts of terrorism come to an end. besides how much do you get paid if the person appointed is from your village? Nigerians go the UK and US and talk about good governance and basic amenities, you i mean you, you envy them but why didn't you ask if your tribes man is in a political position, because at that point it doesn't matter.

post UME Hall!!!!! hahahahahaha

I trust my PMB ,he will definitely start from Jonathan's administration, if you don't like it when you become the next president you can probe from 1960. if he starts from 1999, what will he achieve in 4 years? probing right? and the same dumb ass fellas will open their mouths to talk crap that he didn't achieve what he promised. it was a failure on the part of the last administration not to have probed the administration before them, why would you expect PMB to take responsibility for his failure, if he decides to fine, if not, he should never be faulted. that's my humble opinion.

am not a wike fan but they should just let him continue, if dakuku peterside becomes governor, one thing is sure, rivers state will know no peace.
a majority of riverians are for wike even if the election was rigged. rivers has always been a PDP state. i dont see it changing anytime soon

FowlYansh:
..and the burukutu sipping dullard is busy giving western education vaccine to his children like the Presidency is a duara family kunu business.

please GEJ we are sorry
we the APC people are sorry..
we have failed our conscience...

come back please and save us

you are a real fowl yansh

thekingsmen:
nairaland has being run over by kids. If he is dis inconsequential, y is the presidency and governors afraid and uneasy over a mere meeting of brethen

he is inconsequencial!!!! they are stopping him because when the crisis begins they the governors will be losing big time.the presidency doesnt and wouldnt want another crisis, that the US doesnt want to be part of any warfare now doesnt mean they lack the capabilities, it will only stretch them, if it can be avoided why not, same with the federal government. bloody and selfish idiot!!! nigeria doesnt belong to one tribe or a group of people.