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See as dem dey swim inside the kit

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I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.
So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck.

Source: who else apart from that naija single girl
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

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Hmm

queencalipso:
Tɦɛ զʊɛstɨօռ ʀɛʍaɨռs, աɨʟʟ a ʍaռ ɛʋɛʀ ɮɛ satɨsʄɨɛɖ աɨtɦ ɦɨs աօʍaռ

Tɦat ʍօʍɛռt աɦɛռ ʏօʊ ɦɛʀɛ ʏօʊʀ ʍaռ tɛʟʟɨռɢ ʏօʊ, "ɮaɮʏ aʟʟ tɦօsɛ ɢɨʀʟs aʍ ċɦɛatɨռɢ օռ ʏօʊ աɨtɦ ɨ ɖօռ't ʟօʋɛ tɦɛʍ, ɨts ʏօʊ ɨ ʟօʋɛ". Wɦat ʀʊɮɮɨsɦ!!

Abeg help me translate dis o..i don dey tink am since

lolawilliams:
No more champions league for england teams

Madam brexit no concern champions league..russia is nt under EU buh their club dey champions league

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all indications seems Nollywood is getting ready to
premiere a new movie titled “Don Jazzy Again”. The poster has
Nollywood comic actor, John Okafor on the cover, obviously
portraying Don Jazzy and wearing flamboyant clothes
accompanied with a walking stick like the Mavin’s boss.
SMH!

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A baby boy born with four arms and four legs is causing panic
in the streets of Baruipur, east India, as locals believe he is the
reincarnation of a god.
The child has been named God Boy, as multiple limbs are
common among Hindu deities, and people are travelling from
across the region to the city in West Bengal State to get a
glimpse of the child.
Local police complain they are struggling to control the
crowds, as hundreds clamour to get access to the hospital.
The family are overjoyed at their new addition and see him as
the son Hindu God Brahma, who is depicted with eight limbs.
'When he first came out we couldn't believe it, the nurses said
he was badly deformed but I could see that this was a sign from
God. In fact, this is a miracle, its God's baby. Indian God's have
extra limbs just like this,' a relative said.

no be me talk am o na here i see am o
http://www.enekem.com/2014/11/pandemonium-see-baby-born-with-four.html?m=1

politricks:
How many people uses the post office these days.

if u buy sth online from anoda country dey will deliver it to d post office

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Zizer17:
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its goin now..its inform of pdf

download link for d list http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/file/2014FOUNDATIONSUPPLEMENTARYLIST.pdf

download link for d list
http://www.unilag.edu.ng/unilagnet/userfiles/
file/2014FOUNDATIONSUPPLEMENTARYLIST.pdf

plz hw did yu check d supplimentary list for diploma i cant find it..pls someone shud please hllelp me paste d link

can i exchange ma infinix alpha for zero at carlcare...who knows please enlighten me

i passed d cut off mark for accounting it was 52 for non indegenes and i got 56 yet ma name is nt on any list...please is dere anoda list ni abi what will i do bai

Heeyanuh:
CUT OFF MARK FOR DIS YEAR, but they did not strictly used it cos many scored above cutoff point but were denied admission, if u know u fall victim lets meet at ikorodu tomorrow morning so dat i can render little help.

plz heeyanuh i cant see d cut off mark clearly fpr non lagosian i scored 56.17 accounting please tell me d cut off... cos i cant find ma name on d list and will dere be anoda list

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Grace Gelder was so fed up with the dating scene and single
life that she decided to become the first person in Britain to
marry HERSELF.

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Grace decided to commit to the most important person in her
life, 'proposed' to herself last November on a park bench and
staged a full wedding ceremony with 50 guests. According to
her, after being
single for six years she had built up a brilliant relationship with
herself - and creating that bond with someone else seemed like
too much hard work.
Inspired by the Björk song Isobel, which includes the line, 'My
name's Isobel, married to myself', the Londoner said the lyric
struck a chord with her and it was then she decided to walk
solo down the aisle.
Grace bought a dress, a ring, rehearsed vows and eventually
wed in a farmhouse in rural Devon watched by her sister and
friends -sealing the deal by planting a kiss on a mirror.
Speaking to the Guardian, she said:
"A few did comment, in a light-hearted way, that it was a
bit narcissitic. Obviously, if you have just announced
you’re marrying yourself, it is plainly a statement of self-
love, and I was under no illusion how self-indulgent that
might appear. But I was completely comfortable with my
motivations. I’d been on a journey of personal
development using meditation, dance and performance to
increase my self-awareness. Included in this was a Shakti
Tantra programme focused on sexuality and how this was
bound up with making agreements with yourself and other
people.
Sitting on that park bench, it dawned on me that a self-
marriage ceremony witnessed by other people would
potentially be this massively powerful means of making
those agreements stick."
Grace was wed by her friend Tiu - a celebrant - who backed her
plans and said the deal would set her up for a new phase of
life. But Grace suffered a case of the pre-wedding jitters only a
month before the big day and had to be convinced she was
doing the right thing.
Although the wedding holds no legal ground, Grace is glad she
is no longer a 'single' lady.
She added:
"It felt like a really big deal saying my vows, which were
mostly about me promising to take more risks in matters of
the heart. I really don’t see it as any kind of feminist
statement, but creating a wedding of this kind on my own
terms felt incredibly empowering."

WELCOME TO NIGERIA
This post is meant to be hilarious with lots of funny comments...let play a game with the tag #Welcome to Nigeria

Examples:
1) #Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than a graduate
2)#Welcome to Nigeria whwre we say 'UP NEPA' more than we praise the lord



DROP YOURS WITH THE TAG AND DONT SPOIL THE FUN

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22 year old Nigerian graduate Alfred Ajani has been
inundated with offers of interviews after taking a radical
approach to job hunting, Daily Mail reports.
Alfred said he's applied for over 300 positions since getting
a degree in marketing in May this year and has been
unlucky. Determined to land his dream job, he decided to
hand out CVs to company bosses commuting into the City
of London through Waterloo Station this morning.
Alfred stood at the entrance to the busy station holding a
sign stating: 'Marketing graduate (BA Hons 2:1 Coventry
Uni) Ask for CV.' His direct approach received a warm
response from commuters, with many stopping to discuss
potential positions. Continue...
Alfred, who lives not far from the station, said: 'I graduated
in May and have been applying for jobs ever since, but it's
very difficult at the moment.
'The only ones that have come up have not really been
what I wanted, I'm interested in marketing and
advertising.
'I realised that there are thousands of students out there
using the same old methods of applying for jobs online and
through recruitment agencies and so I thought I'd try
something different.
'I got up early and went to the station. At first people just
looked at me but after about 10 minutes people starting
stopping and talking. They said they'd never seen anything
like it before and were really impressed.
'One woman worked in advertising and took a CV and
another guy ran back from his train and said he'd walked
past but had started thinking and might have something
for me.'
Alfred added: 'I've already had some phone calls and have
got an int erview booked for later today. The support was
great, one man even bought me a cup of tea and told me
"good luck".'
Alfred has worked as a waiter while studying and has taken
positions as an intern in the music industry in a bid to
boost his job prospects.
He asked friends to help him hand out his CVs, but thinks
they were put off by the early start.
A photo of him giving his phone number to a passing
commuter circulated on Twitter this morning, with website
users offering their support.
After seeing the photo, one Twitter user wrote: 'Good on
him for putting himself out there!! Time waits for no man!!
Love it!!'
Another added: 'It's a good idea. I would've hired him into
my business straight away if I saw him.'
Olympic medallist Kelly Sotherton retweeted the photo,
and motivational speaker Gavin Ingham wrote: 'He will no
doubt get interviews and offers whilst others sit at home
Grunting. Good on him.'
Curled from Linda ikeji's blog after she curled it from UK daily mail

See his face
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The habit of mingling of tongue and swaping of saliva
(kissing)in this age is quite alarming especially in Nigeria.
Taken a look at the dusty archive of homosapiens,the act
was practiced and perfected by the whites.
In Africa today and particular in my dear country Naija,we
kiss till the cow comes home.Kissing no doubt should be
one of the prerequisite to sex and it should be engaged in
secrecy just as sex(u may kiss d bride is an exemption)
Apart from the movies,I see people in public places kissing
eachother and scaring the horses.The other day,I bumped
into two teenagers eaten up eachother's lip as if there is
no 2morrow.Has it come to this was the qst I couldn't
provide answer to myself.
Kissing is certainly one of the ways to show you love the
opposite sex and its not a crime that we've embraced
it.But is it part of our culture to kiss?Kissing with reckless
abandoned at that.

Residents of Agiliti, Mile 12 Lagos, woke up today to a
gruesome sight. The headless body of a young man was
found on a side street. On closer inspection, it was
discovered that his manhood had also been cut off. People
suspect it was ritual murder but no one knows for sure
what happened. The murdered man has since been
identified by people who claim to know him. See the pics
after the cut *warning - graphic pic*

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A Chinese couple have gone to extreme lengths in a bid to
force their adult son to get a job - they have taken him to
court. Xu Qing, 29, has refused to work ever since leaving
university, claiming that
employment is too boring. He has now moved his girlfriend
into the home he shares with his parents and demanded
he be fed and waited on hand and foot. (pic - the case
being heard in court last week)
Initially his mother Xu Hsing cooked and cleaned after
her only child at their home in the Chinese capital
Beijing.
His father Ku arranged for him to have a job at a
friend's company - but Qing quit after just three
months saying it was too dull.
He now spends his day sleeping and surfing the
internet but managed to meet a girl online, who is also
jobless. Continue...
After just one month of dating, she has now moved in
with the family - to the despair of Qing's parents.
They laid down an ultimatum, saying he would have to
get a job or move out.
But he refused and they said they had no choice other
than to take him to court.
They did and were successful after the court ruled that
although Qing was their son, at the age of 29 they no
longer had an obligation to support him and that as it
was their house they could also him to move out.
For 60 days there was stalemate as Qing and his
girlfriend refused to budge.
The couple were forced to go back to court and are now
applying for an eviction notice to have bailiffs remove
their son and his girlfriend from their property.
The case is regarded as a symptom of China's
obsession with single children caused by the one child
policy.
It is said the controversial government diktat has
created a generation of so-called little princes who can
do no wrong in their parents' eyes and have never had
to work or fend for themselves.

The craziest ref in football game, you hardly play a match without two red cards; so tey me and ma padi bet ΘΩ who go get d match abandon first. I think he reigned ΘΩ Pes 6