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Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 9:11am On Mar 01, 2013
Accepted Ojoawo
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Adventure.. Am Ready For The Evil Trip by ZLUK(f): 9:09am On Mar 01, 2013
Is the Adventure series closed too?
Rap Battles / Re: Rapping With The Stars by ZLUK(f): 3:55pm On Feb 26, 2013
Got slim lately, did an M-in-M(eminem), was suffering from slim shady... Not the arc tanned haired, just that Y M- ex: yo know like u just Jasi-ed (Jazzy) tha flirt... Yeah that's wood, tiger in full... Blazing the rolex sayin ROC rules , Jay is to B as Zluk is to Bitcchs, even if u exclusive, you still won't disk this, reason: am not on ur mates cos my empire is bout wizzy... Short for wizard order of the first knight, I own tha CYPHER, like am the mrs Confessor, call me Jessica, cos wen I rap, they shout Aba!!! (Alba), see her holding it tight like Barca. Creating the master mix like am T.Y, top of the world like Oliver Twist in Overs. Am running the west, Khim leading the rest, the best to bless the site till the next Zluk's sight
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:38pm On Feb 26, 2013
No Time to check time, mine the deck mind, fly past the mine to deck land, Slam the head hard and get rhymes to bless lines, Zluk got the head cos her crimes to mess fights came lined through sex dime, bleeped through exile, slam two ex stars, now to extract, fines to rest now, time to bless tracks, hoist my crest now, rhymes now M-ed now, twice at best clown, flight style set down, Zluk's tha best now, crew's @ N L, scam the bitcch first, damn! my bitchh burst, sham the screech dust, suck the deeck boys, Bleep that nigg. 1st, zluk's tha bitcch boss, beat a bitcch boss, suck my clit cos,I work that clit worse, rock tha real ones, mod the e diots, on tha mixture.... Jes chilling, never missed ya, clever hissed at, others distract, others miss tracks but never did that, always intact, gals feel that, guys drip asss, nerds stink wacks,
et cet tra....
Waeva
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Adventure.. Am Ready For The Evil Trip by ZLUK(f): 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2013
wanna go on the adventure
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 2:02pm On Feb 26, 2013
Moshod: I callout ny dude

Accepted
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 4:58pm On Jan 16, 2013
I want me some time challenge battle. 45mins tops. Anyone in?
Rap Battles / Re: Cassidy Vs Meek Mills ... Rap Battle Brought Back To Life by ZLUK(f): 12:14pm On Jan 15, 2013
I heard RAID by Cassidy and I tell you, Cass is gonna whoop MEEK's ass over a Million times

Like seriously, who else can ∂σ 10mins of solid rap bashing?
Cassidy got this one, no questions...
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:13am On Jan 15, 2013
I do girls, it aint any of business dickss
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:31am On Jan 15, 2013
FCK YU OJOAWO

Did you really have to do that?
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 10:27am On Jan 15, 2013
Well since I scraped thru with maestro

Who else is an easy pick

Are crizzy and Dhanny still available?
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 10:18pm On Jan 14, 2013
And also it was 16 lines / 8 bars... So that aint more than that?

Thanks for voting sha
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 10:16pm On Jan 14, 2013
1st - which one b ur verdict Murphy


I agree since ITS UR POINT OF VIEW
Buh really, do I have to point out all the wordplays, punches, methaphors in my lines
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 7:49pm On Jan 14, 2013
This to me aint a battle just a step stone to the name// this could only go one way, title should av been ZLUK's rise to fame// still brave to show your face, you're wack and profane// your name proclaim a wannabe- yet you is insane// restrain cos my flow's cocaine-d, for real, it maims//

8 bars??, can't afford a bigger cell of candy// I'll kill you in less than that, even lesser leaves you cranky// fancy me fanning ur family to celebrated fastkills// death pills delivered on your bar-lines famine// and mind you, I won't even remember 2mins later as I call the barman//

I popped a sh*t in seven minutes, you got cold feets// your drop dere took my browser to the page- what's this// followed by a real short story of how you're just sh*t// and yet you screaming on me lines like OH JEEZ// I bet ya, even if Modey ghostwrites for ya, you wont pop real sh*t// except as you READ THIS and drop it on your top 40 of REAL DISS//

Really, this aint a contest, like you'll soon confess// buh no apologies like the thread you popped up somewhere// please hear as I dish you some software on rap chess// to teach how you can make a living cleaning my toilet// cos that's as close you can get to the real sh*t of MOIK vets// that'll treat u puss*y, and cure your wackness//

MOIK to stand for Mikuz, Ojoawo, Ibime and Khimwyte cos they the only ones I see running this place so far
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 7:46pm On Jan 14, 2013
This to me aint a battle just a step stone to the name// this could only go one way, title should av been ZLUK's rise to fame// still brave to show your face, you're wack and profane// your name proclaim a wannabe- yet you is insane// restrain cos my flow's cocaine-d, for real, it maims//

8 bars??, can't afford a bigger cell of candy// I'll kill you in less than that, even lesser leaves you cranky// fancy me fanning ur family to celebrated fastkills// death pills delivered on your bar-lines famine// and mind you, I won't even remember 2mins later as I call the barman//

I popped a sh*t in seven minutes, you got cold feets// your drop dere took my browser to the page- what's this// followed by a real short story of how you're just sh*t// and yet you screaming on me lines like OH JEEZ// I bet ya, even if Modey ghostwrites for ya, you wont pop real sh*t// except as you READ THIS and drop it on your top 40 of REAL DISS//

Really, this aint a contest, like you'll soon confess// buh no apologies like the thread you popped up somewhere// please hear as I dish you some software on rap chess// to teach how you can make a living cleaning my toilet// cos that's as close you can get to the real sh*t of MOIK vets// that'll treat u puss*y, and cure your wackness//

MOIK to stand for Mikuz, Ojoawo, Ibime and Khimwyte cos they the only ones I see running this place so far
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:49pm On Jan 14, 2013
No, I'll wait
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:35pm On Jan 14, 2013
Mikuz, Well, that's as close as you'll ever see me....

Maestro, drop your lines now, am through typing up some ish for you
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:18pm On Jan 14, 2013
Head tools- head phones, headsets etc

2s- 2 from 2chainz who got the best verse on that track, he mentioned he got the real HEAD wen he won the BEST FEATURED VERSE at the BET hiphop awards for his verse on MERCY

As par the picture, don't jerk to it.... WARNING, mere thought of it disgusts me... I don't ∂σ dcks
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:05pm On Jan 14, 2013
Yeah miikuz, reason I tell dickheaded niccas to back off
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 12:46pm On Jan 14, 2013
Maestro, oya drop now... Am through typing up mine, no wait for deadline....
Just drop soonest, ama drop my lines as soon as you drop yours
Rap Battles / Re: ZLUK Vs RAP MAESTRO Rise To Fame by ZLUK(f): 11:43am On Jan 14, 2013
Checks in
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:17am On Jan 14, 2013
Thanks Khim, I can tell you one of the dopeheads here... And damn, you're one fine mama
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:14am On Jan 14, 2013
ILLscripts.... I thought you could upload a picture on your profile. I have one on my profile now...but I don't need your picture, you still look ugly
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:04am On Jan 14, 2013
Haha, Ojoawo whch levelzzzz


Thanks for the advice though buh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:22am On Jan 14, 2013
Rap maetro, you know but really let's get the battle over with
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:22am On Jan 14, 2013
ILLscripts and Stacomaster, if you don't stand your ground, who will help the site...

Illscripts, I read ur posts, you one dope lyricist.... Would definately wanna hook up sumtym.. And don't get any funny ideas, I don't like you- I like your lines
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles 2013 Stats...... You Know Who Got The Bragging Rights by ZLUK(f): 10:16am On Jan 14, 2013
Hey diick human, I wasn't talking to you
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 10:12am On Jan 14, 2013
Aii, lemme help you make your name as the wackest..... Wat time are you gon b droppin cos I don't take time typin... And how are we gonna b dropping it??
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 9:59am On Jan 14, 2013
Guess I should start with the easy picks for starters

I c/o Rap maestro

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