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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 8:59pm On Oct 23, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Zluk!....... Prodigal daughter of this section!

lol... where the welcome party?
make bars welcome me abeg
Sports / Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by ZLUK(f): 9:35am On Oct 22, 2014
Debroslink:
The matches that matter to me at Hell in a Cell are...
Rusev vs big show... Rusev wins
Seth vs Dean... Seth wins
WWE is boring without Brock Lesnar. I pray for the quick return of BnB, Daniel Bryan, Roman Reigns, and the disbanded Wyatt family members especially the solo run of Luke Harper.

Wyatt family is disbanded?
Sports / Re: Update on WWE Recent Shows by ZLUK(f): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2014
abeg, updates for yesterday ppv in malaysia... missed it
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZLUK(f): 1:32pm On Oct 13, 2014
hello house
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ZLUK(f): 4:07pm On Jul 28, 2014
airmark, you no get my CO?
comeon, i need more killed ninjas on my record
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:30pm On Jul 27, 2014
Limerick:
Lol, when some fools were like 'that song is wack' , yet they never stop releasing lame voice notes.

Not perfect but better than a lot av heard from here
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 8:19am On Jul 27, 2014
C.O to airmark
Limerick.... dope song, me likey
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:15pm On Jul 26, 2014
JigsawKillah:

no, i promised to help them chat and increase the pages



SAW

for where?
better drop those bars before amadioha fire you
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:03pm On Jul 26, 2014
Jigsawkillah
where are the bars you promised the board
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
who?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:03pm On Jul 22, 2014
this thread was locked cos of this, now its started again
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
iamaromolaeran:


here.....lets go .........lets battle..you in?

battle you? thats like going back to basics// you no breakout rapper, you still in shackles and cages//
you bit those lines you used to battle on pages// you can still feed on my lines cos lyrically, you've been starving for ages//

you keep coming here with lines claiming you just thought of it// Dude, we know they all lies, and we bored of it//
if they cant be better, dont crap the board with it// your acapella wack, the only person wacker was the one who records your sh*t//

the way you text, its a circle fuckinnn pointless// and anyone who say you drugs aint fuckinnnn honest//
your line that we mocking- all aweless// am REAL, you ball in the low leagues, keep forming Donestk//

you seem good with crying, so i guess you do better at loosing// nobody gave you any attention cos your metas were squeezing//
coogar had to teach you, student, better excuse me// your audio spits are laughter infusing//

or why do you think you getting ignored brother, tell it// your verse always stretching like your mothers belly//
no one needs the talk nor the beef youre selling// if i battle you, i'll smoke you just like another deli//

if i battle you now, i'll show you weak to the core// if the thread get set up, am sure you'll take a week to report//
even if you show, i'll fck u up so bad, i:ll be like the dickkkk in the war// it'll be one sided, your face, i'll leave in distort//
till the vets here agree, you aint made for here, and quickly deport//

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
who else i fit take on oooooo.... i dey come
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2014
GIYAZZ: It's ya throat i will slit/ ya landing in a box moment my nines will split/
. . . what's these lines you bleat?/ it's like 'Spiritual feaces' . . . we 'can't feel your sshit!'/

you come soft with wits/ ya every bar tender like ya two left ttits/
so suck ya balls nitwit/ stop braggin when i'm here, you never bagged a sshit!/


Plus, greet and low ya feet/ whenever you sight G'IYAZ roll up ya street/
and don't act tough or claim ya feat/ . . . cos ffuck the cue! . . . any barbie around me is straight up meat!/


BBITCH!


this dude better stop the casual fronting// these cats not cuttin// it's less than poetry cos your raps got nothin//
you could never get big on text even if you held down the "Caps lock button"

i bet you cant decipher my lines till the whole psalms repeats// i had you shaking on your feet, when i nailed your arms and feets//
well, take your time feeding on my lines, you'll get high till the whole stance repeats//

I could have said i wanted to De-Throne You //but you's not a king and now I Own You// Im guessin av Shown You//
second time am killing you so you're getting walked all over twice like pre owned shoes//
Rap Battles / Re: Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:43am On Jul 17, 2014
GIYAZZ: This sister is a stupid whøre, tout/ she claims her lines bitter like the Guiness smo' stout/
but she never got the fitness to engage in raw bouts/ cos like some 'fat people' . . . her bars never 'worked out!'/

ZLuck, you came back just to pick on me? Ffucking Lesbian, you tired of sucking ppussies? You need c0cks now, ehn? angry

this dude not sure if hes awake yet, my flow leaves him narcoleptic feature//
double combo of "the z's"/disease for him from my stoichiometric procedure//
as my faster than light punches leave him shaking on his feet...... like an epileptic seizure//

searched for the punch you sent, its obvious your aims delirious//
if you was the truth, am an atheist, no way i take this him/hymn serious//
the only thing not working out was the punch you bit from rick ross//

i dont wanna start to brag// bout how many cats av bagged//
but if you keep dropping this crap// I might have to call lunatic to "bodybag G" like an handicap tag//

PS: drop a verse that will be worth the read
Rap Battles / Re: Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2014
Whatever happened to flow for rank?

taking up my battle axe // to maim all these cattle stars// wearing push up tees on their sandal styles//
you aint made for this kids, cos like unicyclists, we know you cant "handle bars"//

its been a long time, coming back was hard decision// but seeing the invation of recyclers who doctor writtens like prescription// i had to lift the restriction// and reply those claiming they own micro-soft when we know they aint Bill Gates, thats just their pen1s description//

too much talk no bars, and you call it a movement// recycling wack bars with no improvement// is that the new trend?// let any "one" who plead not guilty step up and i'll show am "two heads"", like mikuz meant//

liars like giyaz claiming they "gee hard"// when they cant withstand reading news of Riyadh// they claim to drop bombs when they never been near a missile// forkin retards// i'll leave them belittled with my rhymes like they de-capped//

i heard NL was heating up//, but the data leaked was wrong// lotta bars yet nothing to reel upon// save a few, the rest are just garbage, foods for the dogs to feed upon//

nigggas know, i never back out till its freaking nights//, clean sweep record in almost fifty fights// so forrk whoever is claiming king cos am the heir and the belt would fit me right//

zzzzzzzzZZZZZZ

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:50am On Jan 08, 2014
Krizz and deepthoughts, who's down?
Rap Battles / Re: ** Brutal Combat VII : Rhyme Lunatic Vs Zluk ** by ZLUK(f): 11:49am On Jan 08, 2014
Thanks for the votes,

Lunatic- twas nice sparing with you, you definitely was good sport.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 3:45pm On Jan 05, 2014
Mikuz, do confirm the receipt of my verse against luna sent to nlking@hushmail.com
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2014
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
Mrs Zluk?

Yeah...
You ready so Mikuz. Can setup the thread and we forward our verses to him.

Krizz, you up next.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:38am On Jan 04, 2014
I am seeing Krizz and Deep calling me out, lol... Cool

I am gonna do Rhyme lunatic
Then Krizz
Then deep thoughts
In that order.. Rhyme you up?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2013
Glacierz.... Been some time

Your lines still aint deep enough, your puns still float//
But I guess ICE felt the heat, its obvious you now flow//
Nice witty punches, quite funny... Its like watching a clown//
But like dropping a nice book on the moon, bars are still hard for you to put down//

Well hope this get to you in good time, cos in due time//
.....Call me a ho
Cos I gon come for your head right after I do dimes//
See all those thumbs up you got, no go bring good fruit, no fertility//
Its time you knew Ema's greatest asset is his lie ability//
Lol

And hey 5naira, am a big fan, how's the heat?//
Heard you own fm radio stations, I mean I heard you got beat//
Aint it the power in the nomenclature that the DJ got beat//
Well twice's so funny, you shouldve tried one punch at least//

And hey Mikuz, Mr two heads//
*** duty calls, gotta complete this later ***
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:08pm On Dec 31, 2013
Lol, glaciers nice, I see battles everywhere
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 6:43pm On Dec 28, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:

LoL.. Sorry for calling you a dude

whatever dude
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 6:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:


Dude, chill a bit..I still have a battle with khimwhyte, I'm currently writing for her...maybe we'll post on the first..how many lines again?

SMH, Whenever you ready, holla
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 5:50pm On Dec 28, 2013
Rhymes Lunatic??
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:10am On Dec 28, 2013
Mikuz, what mail am I to forwrd my verse to?

Lunatic, will be sending my verse to mik soon, pls forward urs
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:23am On Dec 28, 2013
Damned I forgot

Mikuz, Need thread for Zluk vs Rhyme Lunatic 20lines today
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 7:58am On Dec 26, 2013
Anyone for a battle today?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 8:02pm On Dec 25, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:


Errrrr, how many lines?

20lines, zero stretching

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