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 Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:55pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:let's kick some drop on 28 |
| Phones › Re: Things Samsung's Galaxy S4 Can Do That Iphone 5S Can't by ZLUK(f): 1:06pm On Dec 25, 2013*. Modified: 1:27pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Ways Iphone 5S is better than Galaxy S4 1. It can be compared to Samsung Galaxy S4 ***diss to tecno users*** 2. It is the fastest phone ever tested 3. S4 is too large for some of us 4. With the aluminium build of 5S, I don't have to worry about the cheapness I may feel carrying a plastic like S4 5. Don't even let me get started on TOUCH ID .... That is a killer 6. Despite the more capcity indicated on the S4, iphone 5S still lasts longer 7. Should I even mention the prone-ness of Android OS to attacks? 8. The AMOLED is sharper than the iPhone LCD on resolution specs, but not in reality 14 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:06am On Dec 25, 2013 |
Christmas battle mode... Glacierz, you up for some? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:19am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Where all this wackers come from? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 7:23pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
GLACIERZ!:Hehehehe Switching it up The last days of GLacIERS You claim when 'ready dead you'll knock me, a fact no mortal could abide// I know you like to look at what make you perspire// am from hell, I left a spot, you took it in pride// death needed a meal and I left you goat for hire// His heart stopped on my verse Now his veins and arteries blew// his date of death is past due// so take a stroll to "california" zoo// and watch me "staple" the goat to the "center" and make his heart glue// You already failed dude// he dickrides a.nal so much, his brain is full of poo// this nigga be quoting 50 shades of grey, such a gay dude// I bet he got a grey soul, grey shoes and a bunch of grey blues// I wanna spit my thoughts, or should I cut my brain with incisions// I see the future, too bad its being censored// drastic scene, binding light, me killing glaaciers was in session// I mean nothing left of him after 'diss' is worth being mentioned// he acclaimed I was a virgin cos my verse so tight// Am clipping his wings throughout this fight// Glaciers is a bird without the flight!!!// he's dead facing me, No one to feed him lines, so he's left to face his sorry plight// All the stars were shaking head, as they say last words to him one at a time// Ibime even cried as he mentioned that ice got best structure of all the time// so crystal clear, glaciers didn't understand cos the words were sublime// DJ dropped 5 naira for a phone, so he could text more of his rhymes// I am the tortuous instrument of pain hung between earth and heaven// Night demon- I eat up a man on empty promises of a beer right after 11// expanding the 'hate' so much I ate up nine and the seven// I was only asked to kill a twin in the tower, it ended as 9-11// Time to pause the show// Now, I must take my leave to reload// I got a free spot for anyone to enter my mind and see what it beholds// deadly killing glow from the hole// last time achebe tried to handle, he couldn't get in the fold// cos in there things fall apart in ways the brain cannot hold// 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:35pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
No time I didn't register for a tourney, but you got in, even you knew its awkward// Funny you used wickitywack, that all your bars in one word// You aren't hot, if I placed you in hell, you still won't ignite// I keyed Glacierz into the King's roll, it replied access denied!!!// You dropped one verse in 24hours?, I'll gladly still drop "two more" like a cancer// If who's dope to battle me is the question, you clearly not the answer// I am contagious, when I hit with my bars, you get home sick// Crying home to you mama, saying ma, they found out I can't spit// Battling me before a tourney aint the best for you to start with// Cos you so "injury prone" like a blind kid doing gymnastics// its a sign... you had to reply one bar with all lines you could find// Cos I put your heart in your mouth - so you can really say your mind// I mean like for real you tried to rhyme "diss" with "bleed"// OMG, Animetum got a free pass to the quaters indeed// So here's it ice!!! drop a verse that'll be worth my time// You may meet with sid and blaq to each borrow you a line// 6 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:21pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Glacierz, hehehehehe.... |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:26am On Nov 26, 2013 |
siddoggg: QUiCk 16s[/quote] mikuz: Ok go ahead. GLACIERZ!:Glaciers, be like this is hard to swallow cos its now obvious you can't spit// And mikuz overlooked your verse, just to say sidd you aint sh.it// So if that was ur best freestyle, so hilarious that that was ur hardest// If you increased it 10 levels up, it'll still be garbage// I mean, did you verse hit anybody?, the answer is NO// You had the potential but that was so ages ago// I mean, punches so tissue soft, the flow was so weak// It took you all week yet the outcome was so bleak// If you aimed that at me, it didn't even get close to my shadow// And why spitting lines that was said about a year ago// It's a battle of kings and on the roll calls your name was not recorded// your drop was sh.it, for real, by naming you, the tourney was largely insulted// So mik had to gladly take khim, cos you became a bad prospect// And if anyone drop wack tourney bars, you would've been the large suspect// So the dog wanna eat with the masters, he got bounced back to the gate// When asked if he's better than Maestro, the room had to debate// I mean, its obvious for real, even while invisible, you can't "diss-a-peer"// he's a cartoon star on scooby doo on the episode the dog reappeared// Ibi will face Blaq, we already know what will happen to you// dog, you no go fit chop bones, yu're just to sharpen the tool// So if we ever see Sidd "Marvel" at the tourney....// Its certain its the conference match of the "comics"// 6 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:21pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
siddoggg: .....LoOoOoL....DiNt KnoW u WeRe THiS wAcK......SmHThere is no question, I am gifted// Infact make we do a quickie so my rank will be tremendously shifted// Am so sharp, so no need to hit the armoury to look for a knife// ... Cuz d.ope lines are like sex to him, Sidd never had one in his life// If you ever been to school, you woulda learnt bout me in Geography// Cos my lines erupt like tectonic plate boundaries// You flow is bull-s.hit, no metaphors meant// And when I say Khim's better, that's an understatement// You all just "Cow-word" - I roar like the lion, the bold me// Your eardrums 'll erupt b4 you get up to 8 levels below me// I even wonder why nairaland allows you ever online// Cos he's like a gas powered watch, the way he's burning up our time// On this alphabet of kings, you still fall behind the Z// It obvious you only flow sick when you swimming with disease// When you claim d.ope, we all laugh cos we all know you don't mean it// You can only be the best, when am tired of being it// I'll school you before the tourney, I'll show you how its done// Cos d.ope lines need brains, and hey we know you got none// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 2:28pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
LOL... Ibime!!! D.ope U3 been severed in two and put together with glue// You both claim rap kings but Ibi wears it better than you// I mean, nuff more need been said with 5 straight verses// Ibi def draw more cons than a police sketch artist// Mikuz obviously be up to destroy some Blaq to relish all mights of a mod// Takin battles like MJ's surgery, enemies must finish all white as a must// A lot of niggas here part of the wallowing species// Just can't stomach Ema's s.hit, its like swallowing Faeces// Nice flow, nice show, freestyles so gold// ... but for a king's tourney... Hen, NO// Maestro's post on this movie make it like RoMe with Greek hoes// I mean, what a bi,tch, see how he blows when a king shows// ILL's style so cheap and mean, let me prove its true// He starts by chatting sh.it and then flee when its time for a follow through// 5 naira's a beast, and I mean that to the last letter// But if he claim to f.uck hard, even a virgin will claim "I've had better"// Great verses thunder, I bet even thor's no longer at ease// If I take your verse across the border, it'll surely put nations at risk// If I spin it on a audio, even air conditioners will sweat to the 'hit'//*heat No kidding, like fire in the north pole, Glacierz will melt at your feet// Don't misquote me Glaciers is hot, like ether- his rhymes combust// But to lead the King's train... Not sure but he's good enough as the 'boss' conduct//*bus Hey Sidd, catch a seat and let Khim, since she bad pass// I heard you and mik got beef, and sure he said you is a mad cow// But don't drop that near Khim, she'll make it suya as she scorch that s.hit// She drop bars like loose bowel movement, doesn't have to force that sh.it// TO BE CONTINUED... 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
10mins ish... Faded Dropping one sixteen on a sunday from Romans 1:16 // All these rappers claim they got guns that spray off 16// But I got a Luke 9 that handles all 16// They said a man already died for me, so no way I can be smitten// Was a preacher's child, now cast off to babylon// Switched off from the sterotype even with the Bible on// And if you say you drop the gospels, I'll mute you and watch you Babble on// All my rhymes down to earth, read carefully- you'll see the gravel pun// Riding to war, team me and I - the fit horses// Cos even as pregnant christians, you never "de fetus" kids// its cold fission, I tear ninjas apart in a cypher// I got a dirty mind, need to place my heart in a diaper// Dropping in conscience state like I got my mind on a map// Yet in my honest state, I deliver death painless as I maim in a nap// So haters take a step back, This queen got mads flows and rhythm// Even on 69, you still can't trade blows with me// 4 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 12:03pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
Its sunday... Lol |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:30pm On Nov 23, 2013 |
I see blood |
| Literature › Re: Memoir Of A Village Boy: A Melodrama/ Comedy! by ZLUK(f): 7:15am On Nov 05, 2013 |
Interesting |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:03pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Z-L-U-K All my lyricals get patented, you drop sh*ts archaic// I'll smash you up, serve you up cos you're always a piece of cake// You started "diss", I only just told ya "break a leg"// You should know by now, dissing me aint cheap, costs a arm and a leg// Eschew from biting more than you chew// Yeah, that also mean don't flip the verses from my hook// In this battle, you the "villain"... Am "dope", Stand up and welcome the "hero in"//heroin Call this a money "scam" as I "rip off" 5naira to hurt the soul within// You diss me, my reply gets 10 of your bones dislocated// Straight knock out, 10 years later, you won't even remember where your dick's-located// I wish you have a sixth sense though cos all your bars seem not to make any// If I sum it all up, all your bars aint worth one penny// -.......thats if they worth any 6 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Kenneth Omeruo Nominated For 2013 Golden Boy Award by ZLUK(f): 4:41am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Space booked... Fp things |
| Family › Re: How Much Should A Potential Nigerian Husband Earn? by ZLUK(f): 1:48pm On Oct 24, 2013 |
it doesn't matter how much you earn, I still gotta foot my bills of bout #5mill monthly or else... Forget it |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:20am On Oct 22, 2013 |
dj5naira: Your verses against maestro prove u've gotten so weak/ u're dumb, ignorant and gotten no wit/4-bars Thought you gon drop something better, you not improving,dropping the same old bulls.hit... Yes, I lost the "form", cos your punches I can't "fill"- so surrender or better retreat// Gay F.ag, You pray I be a guy, so you can be "on top of bars"? My lines 'ready bleeped naira, so if I was a gay guy, he's f.ucked on all sides// Your reply bars sucked, buh the last one's far worse// all your rhymes sound forced, shey to drop bars na by force?// Ask this next time you got with your mom and dad together...//"if you've known bout condoms, ... Wouldn't this have been better// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:09pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: yo such a crayy fagg dude/Psst... B.itch please, your lines make my eyes itch... Make my ears bleed, seems you'll need a brain stitch... If you asked to put on a tablet, am sure you'll carry a table to the main switch// You have to learn how to rap, if you study my lines, am certain it'll make you cry to your mama... Choosing to write me was really a bad karma// I smoke weed till I can't breathe, especially grass like you dumb kids... I usually don't battle girls, but with you- I exempt, cos for real, I love to f.uck clits// So let's put heads to heads, though I know yours' just a cavity hole...// here's your options, dead or dead- so what's it gon be ho? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 5:43pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: What tha f*ck is that b1tch doing in here?/What... Wait a minute vets, is this rap battles or the jokes section?// cos its definitely the later with those lines by the niggaa aforementioned// I'll keep this "short" but in the long run, it'll still take you out of breath//... So watch me take a few keystyles to send this fool to his death:: Dicckrider, I love t.its and I love clits, am gay, so am pleased you're one too// ... Its just too evident to the public maestro is a big fool// You call dudes to form "bonds" against my lines//... hey, you still come crashing like the Nigerian "stocks" of 2009// If you ever shoot a me shots with those your childish bars...// you just made it off target ... Over the bar!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:31pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
dj5naira: Outta these ingrates/ someone inform a femcee/When you hold the MIC, we already busting to laughs... // cos if you ever drop a punchline, its gon be about akpors and his wife// You are a joke, and you bout to get cracked...// my bars made death come hunting for "a break", and left him no option other than to take 5// You wanna knock tits off?...// You're even more pathetic... so its either you skipped class or your biology teacher showed you the wrong picture// You can't be better than me even by an accident like your birth is//... And get this, if I spit nursery rhymes, then you don't yet exist// Dissing me!!!, you just another gay particle looking for a nuclear bond... // but you should know, you drop bars' "extended" and stretched; mine's a "nuclear" bomb// Diickhead, The crown for you is like sexx, you just can't rise up to the occassion// my heels are higher than your standards, even when I sneeze, I get a standing ovation// Poor nigga thinking his lines were gonna be felt//... I showed it to a doctor and hurray, he aced the test... DJ just won a scholarship to Yaba -Left// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:45am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Watch kids, as I eclipse their prewrittens with my freestyle verbal clips// phrases that bring smoke to their head and make their nasals leak// Lend a ear to what I spit ... And give a "head" to what it means...// it'll choke you throat if you err and get stuck.... till I "cum" back in forty minutes// I don't know which is funnier - Charlie chaplin clips or listening to your recitals//... Looking for synonyms? "Emmm! your Bar assed"// You can't be f.ucking with me, yours bars, b.itch, are sucking for free... // if you spit on ME as a topic for eons, you'll still got nothing on me// They googled my name to prompt a diss...// But when I searched for brains attached to you, it said the s.hit don't exist// If you ever d.ope, its because my s.hit is contagious// here's the gospel, so let's be "frank", my s.hit is geographically "Headwards" to you, blessing beyond measures// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 5:15pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Some niggas just drop brainless, wonder where you lost your heads to/ My kid sister is four, yet her punches hit harder than yours do// Stretching and forcing your schemes like trying to ride a bike without wheels// For real, you can't beat my stuff ..... even when deep in your dreams// I 'aborted' your future, simply can't find your birth right// Even if you a virgin on the bible, we still won't find your verse tight// I kill wacks just for the fun of it, yeah am socio-psycho//....My right's wicked, my left is deadly - Ihenacchio// I drop the type of bars that get attached to war tanks, to murd clans// yeah ... I drop the type of bar that headlines the news times// My bars are defined plain "hazard", my half punches leave a "whole-scar"// so dramatic... In a matter of time, it could win the oscar// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 11:06am On May 06, 2013*. Modified: 4:06pm On May 06, 2013 |
Pumped the heartbeat, blood turned adrenaline// blood on the outfit, yeah its inside out// hands on mic now, and death is how its gon be// None for fight now, knocked the miser out// I lord their her like poker, I even "deal Eva"// Yeah, they claim drugs star, I still give em fever// I drop illegal rhymes, like Jude am the chairman now// I blog the mega lines, my style the grand style now// Am the devil they never dare, the monster they ever fear// The one that severe head, and make the rest tell// All I sea is "Red", mass destruction of them is near// If its me they wanna test, they know its their death they blessed// And I'll kill with so much precision they'll get to hell without stress// No curves, no turnings... Even pythagoras will attest// I deal with made men, keep their circles in mayhem// Drop xo hot flows, volcanoes ask if I made them// Its Zluk's reign here... Time the fluke's reign here// never missed y'all..... So no shoutout wacks |
| Music/Radio › Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by ZLUK(f): 11:33am On Mar 06, 2013 |
Boll2010: dia is more to rap dan rhymes....wen did u started d rap game I gez of late..u wnt b able to gv me 10 gr8 rap artist wu as bein in d gameGbagaun |
| Music/Radio › Re: Vector Vs Ice-Prince: Who's More Talented? by ZLUK(f): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2013 |
lekibraky: I GIVE IT TO VECTOR OMO OLOPA MY FRIEND'S JUNIOR BROTHER WHEN I WAS IN METHODIST BOYS HIGH SCHOOL.Who ask you history?? Mstchewww, u dey form familiarity?? Lolzzz olodo 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Zluk Vs Ojoawo by ZLUK(f): 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2013 |
Always getting burns when I flow, reason u getting free tans/ Hot real dripping, am high hot like lava filled tanks/ Got the real ish, yo got wack shyt, reason you got nil rank/ Jes threw this nicca out of tha window, like a trojan sealed prank/ Like 5naira worth fisher act, you damn cheap/ And yo caught in the Fishing act, biting off my hook- jeez/ He's only superstar on drugs wen Garri-made Elba/ Afterwards in in d WC, dropped his only doope shyt ever/ This is Rap 101, deek head b.itch gettin mad cos. Am runnin the rap course// Now cert(sat)-ified, y'all still givin me the standing applause// Thou pro, so cold (procold) still be claimin fly, he be shot down with a catarrh-pult// If you hear him drop hot flow, be sure its a fallen water pot// I bet he gon stress flow, drop slow, but he still gonna flop show// Cos ama keep burying his hearse(a.ss) till he drop real shyt lyk a pro// Else he gonna get d greens in paradise gardens, while I rise in dough// And if you hear he beat Zluk, be sure he Bit Zluk's flow// |
| Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by ZLUK(f): 10:06am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Maestro, accepted but one at a time |
| Rap Battles › Re: Zluk Vs Ojoawo by ZLUK(f): 9:47am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Check |
| Rap Battles › Re: Rap Maestro Vs Kastiel Killz by ZLUK(f): 9:21am On Mar 01, 2013*. Modified: 9:43am On Mar 01, 2013 |
Sorry |
