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Assuming u heard a knock on ur door...and u wanted to stand up to open the door....in d process of standing up,u hit ur leg on the table beside ur bed and fell down...while trying to stand u kicked the bucket of water dat was right under your bed..the bucket of water emptied in yur room..as u wanted to pick up the bucket...due to d moisture of d floor..u slipped off and this tym hit d shelf of books which all ur books droped into d water...the shelf deflected u and u landed on d bucket of water u were boiling with boiler...it shocked u mercilessly... Throwing u up and down.. While it was throwing u up and down ur left hand mistakenly hit ur 44 inches plasma t.v...and ur infinixzero4 was charging right under d t.v.. The t.v fell on ur phone.. And d both got destroyed.. Then u stood up to open d door cos d person was still knocking.... You open the door and you hear... Hello Where's your Nepa Bill?

Please react..

seguno2:
Are there lawyers who are obviously underemployed or even completely jobless?

Yes they are in abundant

Moneyyy:
Why are they jealous of the Igbos?

So Dem Neva throw u inside lagoon. Aw u take escape

chris444:
I was wandering if this guy is the tallest man in Nigeria or we have someone taller than him.

Continue wandering in the wilderness

moscobabs:
She passing through her 3rd century



This is real old age

No Na millennium. Olodo

Lalasticlala I see u o

seguno2:
The lawyer will sue the buka and the wholesaler or retailer who sold the ALLEGED plastic rice to the buka owner.
Any further questions or imaginary scenarios?

Are you a Nigerian. Seems you a martian

seguno2:
The brain that God gave you will save you IF you use it extensively as oyinbos have used theirs.
Understood?

Ok I see. What if Na buka u go chop am nko

CARLOSZ:
Good day all.

Please I need help.
I want to buy a phone and I have 100k, which phone do you think I should go for and why?

I need up to 20mp camera, 4GB RAM, 4000+ Mah battery and fingerprint sensor.

Please help, your urgent replies will be appreciated.


Cc lalasticlala mynd44 seun pls help.

10 Nokia C3

Ogboraph:
The truth is that this people are not for real they just post for posting sake. If i give them suggestion they won't act. There is a big business opportunity which will pay any investor for life, that i am looking for investors to tap into but all are just there to steal my idea an runaway. So i close it up. my prayer is that i am chosen for the Tony Elumelu Foundation Entreprenuership program 2017. Mouth Closed

Hello pal

seguno2:
Is God a lawyer?
Or is God a prosecutor?

You definitely sell plastic rice. So who is gonna save us if not God.

Plastic rice is real. Nafdac later admitted

Wetin consign me

I will still upload the video of me cooking it for all to see. Pls be careful. Plastic rice is real.

The plastic rice can be identified by
1- when you cook it. It will lather. Just like omo and water. It will be very much

2- if you smell it. Its smell like a rotten egg.

3- if you can eat it you will know d difference

More pictures

May God save us. Plastic rice is indeed real. See pictures below

bonechamberlain:
Only in Africa, what's his occupation. Strange continent

Olodo. Read the news again

They will start extorting people for money to buy memory card

AfonjasMustDie:


Afonjas will not be happy about this

That's like 100 million naira every week, Jesus Christ of God

100 million naira every year is like 90 billion naira

Why always igbo boys ??

Why are igbos the most successful tribe on earth ??

John Michael Nchekwube Obi

He won every trophy and medal you can dream of


Chelsea:
Premier League: 2009–10, 2014–15
FA Cup: 2006–07, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2011–12
League Cup: 2006–07, 2014-15
FA Community Shield: 2009
UEFA Champions League: 2011–12
UEFA Europa League: 2012–13
Africa Cup of Nations: 2013
2016 Summer Olympics : Bronze Medal

Individual:

FIFA World Youth Championship Silver Ball: 2005
African Young Player of the Year: 2005, 2006
Chelsea Young Player of the Year: 2007,2008


he already accomplished his goal in life, it's now time to go make huge money in China

Olodo club world cup

I think whatsapp has that feature. But i don't think banks do

Metroescobar:
Who are you on nairaland o.p?

Don't get you bro

More pictures.

More pictures

Exclusive pictures from A nairalander who attended Oritsefemi birthday party

olakennie:
hello house. please who have idea of the university that allows MBA program with just ACA and HND in accountancy. thanks

Move to the education section

Chai

Ready for a knockout! Chris Brown and Soulja Boy may be taking their explosive, talked-about feud to the boxing ring.

On his Instagram account, Soulja Boy, 26, shared a poster announcing a fight between the two musicians, which appears to be sponsored by Floyd Mayweather’s company, Mayweather Promotions. “It’s going down! Signed my contract I’m leaving the fight with $1,000,000 I got the best ever my big bro @floydmayweather training me damn,” the “Crank That” rapper wrote on Thursday, January 5, adding that the fight will take place in Las Vegas in March.













The Chicago native added on Twitter that he invited two of Brown’s most famous exes to the event. “I invited Rihanna & Karrueche [Tran] to the fight. I know they don’t want this bitch n---a Chris Brown no more. But they can watch me knock him out.”


Brown, 27, posted an Instagram video on Thursday insinuating that he’s down to participate in the boxing match. "All jokes aside … seriously. We gonna set up this fight. It’s going to be professional,” he said in the clip. However, he took issue with Soulja Boy posting an Instagram photo of Brown's 2-year-old daughter, Royalty. "You can do all that, but one thing you gotta stop doing, my n---a, stop bringing my daughter into this,” the “Loyal” singer said.

Ooi

Ah ah

Wande coal black like charcoal fr dt second pics. Anyway