₦airaland Forum

People just dey mad anyhow.

We4all:
This may be off by topic, but let me state that people hardly report sexual abuse within the family. That said, it is very easy to spot a man who is a sexual pervert, but most ladies are too careless to notice, or desperate to care.

If you have a partner that often breathes unusually or heavily, then you may be in trouble because that is one of the behaviours of a sexual pervert.

Additionally, he is either always holding or scratching down there when he thinks no one is watching. This particular behaviour is characteristic of sexual perverts, and women should be very observant.

Also, if your husband is fond of placing little girls on his laps. They could be his kids or that of neighbours. If you notice something like that, just continue to observe him because you may have married a sexual pervert.

Oh! I almost forgot this behaviour...If you have a man that is fond of rubbing your daughter's palm during father-daughter bonding moments, watch out because that is a typical behaviour of a sexual pervert.

Now back to the topic... Fathers bathing their female kids is not a problem. The real problem is whether you are married to a sexual pervert or not because it is only perverts that will find their daughters sexually attractive.

Darling, can you please shut up?

Make bandits just come gather all of them enter bush.

He should be arrested!

happney65:
Very yeye Man. Because them dey watch yoruba movie I no fit come watch wetin I suppose watch

As in

The family could be in charge of the television all week... Yet, Oga can't have just two hours to watch his beloved team play.

So bad.

Mariangeles:
Rabbit farmer? I hope they're not for meat sha.

Rabbits should never be eaten.
They're too cute and harmless to be meat.
In fact, it should be an offense to kill and eat a rabbit.

Dey play.

happney65:
You cannot collect the remote and change the channnel. On top sub that you pay for. In your own house

Lily livered Men.

Oshi

He is a caring and responsible gentleman. Every woman's dream.

Pelanowire:
Close the curtains ensure absolute darkness covers your room. Lit a candle and stare at that your mirror for 30minutes come back here and tell us what you saw

It's time you limit your nollywood consumption rate.

Why would a sane person send an okada man to mill rice for them?

Angelfrost:
Really?!! I thought they still had a good chance to survive...!

What a terrible season they've had.

They are beyond terrible this season.

Angelfrost:
Abeg o... Nobody useless pass Tottenham at this point.

Worst case scenario, these cl0wns go play Europa or Conference league next season.

Spurs first game next season fit be against Leicester or Wigan.

Leicester wey dey relegate to League One?

brain54:
Are you yourself not weird...?

So, that's why you're scared of me, right?

He is the General Overseer of Jesus Is Ontop Ministry in Amichi

Which kind weird Church name be this?

God1000:
They have no option, Iran is the new sheriff in town.


Iran has won against world's axis of evil and arrogance.

You are a terroristic threat. You should be on DSS watchlist if Nigeria is a working Nation.

franchasofficia:
Is Redmi the same with Xiaomi?

No, they're not the same.
Redmi is a sub-brand under Xiaomi, focused on producing low budget phones...same as BMW and Rolls Royce.

“You called me to second a motion,” exposing that she had no idea what she was endorsing.

You called her to second a motion and you're asking her what motion is that?

Jokers on seat!

Fekumzi123:
Don't use this sense to cross express road ooo.
You don't know the motion but you seconded it. What if the motion is to sell her village to Tinubu. Even you too? How can this country move forward with people like you. Never

She was ordered by the speaker to second the motion...she didn't stand up on her freewill.

Dshocker:
I pity you, you go cry, because you must learn a lesson.

Leave am...em eyes go clear soon.

. Thanks nairlanders for your advice, I was so stupid not to listen to una advice. Have learnt the hard way..

Breakfast delayed is not breakfast denied.

No studio photos this year?



Live more, Mr Green.

aworatak:
Before tribalists resort to the normal diatribes, Shan George is a Niger Deltan

Makes her case worrisome.

No sane Niger Deltan will believe this nonsense.

He led Lagos State with grace and panache, turning the city into an even better place than he found it. He built MM2, dualized Allen Avenue and many other roads, cleared the streets of "area boys," and created LASTMA. Despite lacking support from the federal government, he performed many good works

In your endeavours to escape poverty, avoid anything that will lead you to love a broke female Nigerian student from a poor home.

A terrorist supporter is also a terrorist.

No country has the monopoly of attacking innocent civilians.


What is good for Ijeiru is also good for Ijeoma.

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice.

Dogalmighty17:
That pilot should consider himself the luckiest person on earth right now.

Iran is the luckiest in this scenario.


Do you know the aftermath of capturing, torturing and killing a US fighter?

You don't want to be fat, trust me.

wiseone28:
What nonsense formation slot is playing?

I don't know why they haven't sack that clueless coach up till now

Calm down..it's too early.

Ironically, na the married tenants go impregnate the landlord's new wife.

The landlord is in for a long ride.

brain54:
Tinbunu; the man who nothing about is straight forward...


No one knows anything about this man for sure


Everything about him is speculations!

Are you not standing on the mandate again?

Mr Doherty contested the 2023 Lagos gubernatorial election on the platform of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) and secured the fourth position in the poll. He, however, dumped the ADC for the PDP in 2024.

One of the disadvantages of changing party like olosho.

Nairaland APC economic analysts said we should blame the Middle East war.