₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
Precious - More than half of them are OS

That's their OS moniker.

Rilwayne001:
Eze isn’t on Arsenal level.

You mean, he's bigger than Arsenal?

We4all:
He is not 59 and should be in his 60s.

Oshey, age analyst 🙌

99thEnemy:
I thought Nairaland left these type of threads in 2024.

Lol

Ahnie no gree leave 2024 lifestyle

Racheal45:
What about kidnappers mak dey enter our road are they not bandit
This is a wrong move

Have you read or seen Nigerian Army apprehend kidnappers on the road before?

Racheal45:
This our minister funny oooo
Remove army from road carry dem go where

They should go to war front.

What have they achieved staying at the road since 1867?

The list is valid.

Caaz:
My boy.... How's the home front?


Warm regards to them.

Who is your boy?

Mariangeles:
I'm into B right now, but with the eggs cracked straight inside [without mixing]. Kinda like ramen.
I like my noodles soupy and spicy🧅🌶️🔥


@D, what happened?😳
Are those popcorn or what?
Looks like something a guy cooked.

In fact, all the noodles were prepared by guys, except B. Don't ask me how I know. 🤣

So, you now cook-shame guys?

Ya diwa.

God1000:
too bad, I don't know why people are not on the streets protesting

Come out and lead the protest.

Until Nigerian government adopt "Offensive approach", they can never eliminate terrorism.

Putinofrussia:
I believe that the terrorists have gotten hints of some large military operations and airstrikes.
Their moles in govt have alerted them.
They are abducting the students as shield and adherence.
Schools, especially boarding schools should allow all students to go home now until further notice.
A word is enough...

@bolded

So, that's the antidote of terrorism in Nigeria? Allow the students go home.

Meedon:
Dont be stingy. Their is love in sharing

There's only love in sharing IMPORTANT things not things as useless as a wig... knowing that this wig covers about 95% of women's brain.

His sister wanted to wear it for a wedding. He didn’t buy it for me

Imagine begging for wigs
That family lack contentment. Why must she borrow wig to attend another person's wedding?

What was the sister wearing for weddings before you met her brother?

If you succumb to her request, she may ask for your pant and bra on the day you weds her brother.

There is a reason FIFA is third most corrupt organisations in the world.

dominique:
That's how it should be for both parties, loyalty, honesty and transparency. Nigerian men will say women don't deserve loyalty but they will demand loyalty, submission, understanding and a portion of her earnings. When they're paid in the same the same coin they've been paying women, they start shouting fear women.

A married Nigerian man's loyalty to his wife does not stops him from having two, three or four wives, as the case may be. It has never been a taboo or sacrilege, neither is it against the Laws of our land for an African man to have multiple wives.

A man is in his rights to demand 100% loyalty from his beloved wife because it's a taboo for a married woman to keep another man.

You 'Feminazis' will just wake up one morning and start demanding for something that does not exist. I wonder wetin una dey smoke for that una coven.

We4all:
Lol...You are absolutely right! Where have you been?

Glad you agreed with me.

I've been around. Just observing.

We4all:
Did you also cook the yoghurt? On a serious note, why would I leave the comfort of my kitchen and go through the stress of cooking with firewood?

It's because you're not a wife material.

phosky:
he don comot hin teeth wahala for this kind monday morning nawaooo

VDM with em muscles suppose chop Jollof like suya. I'm disappointed 😞

Mr Jollof wey be like chewing stick.


For me, na Jollof win the fight.

The last thing I'll do on this earth is to separate two adults engaging in physical combat.

I wish say na that MC Funnybone receive that bite.

brain54:
Nah...


But my grandma is available!

E no go better for you, my brother!

brain54:
Congratulations...

Zonefree you are next!

No be lie.

You get any single sister?

It is time Tinubu declare Regina Daniel "Wanted" for constituting nuisance.

A government that depends on prayers to protect lives and properties of the people is a failed government.

The woman should be arrested!

I hate nonsense

Afriifa:
Just have money in this life.

Money is the root of all happiness.

Jennyclay:
All what they know how to do is to rape, steal, kill and destroy

Evil men!!

All these won't bring back lost body counts. Move on!

Olatara:
No, he's not.
This is public space, mind what you write.

They're getting married soon. The joke is on you.

He's dating Kate Henshaw now.

Caaz:
Hahahahaha see ekpa,Continue feeling funky.
Billings yaff humbled osakpolor.

I'm not doing this with you. Not today, satan.

Caaz:
This one wey you dey humble lately.......billings na your mate?
Gbe body and gbe'mu...apa'yon.

I have always been a humble sweet soul and you know that.