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Mariangeles:
If you gave him a valid reason for cancelling, then good riddance, otherwise, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Since e puru na otu ndi pill pink, omume gi adila mma.

Congratulations to Nairaland's best mod.

Baba Ibeji.

Mariangeles:
Because they want to look pretty, like women.
That's why most of them are always envious and hateful towards women.

I'm quite sure ediko5 and AdvancedDNA wear earrings. 🤣🤣

No man is envious or hateful towards any woman. A woman's greatest enemy is her fellow woman.

Others dey see foreign currency, E reach your turn, na herbal dild.o you see

After Somalia, see Nigeria.

Nigeria deteriorated to the extent we're now dragging with Somalia.

A simp and his senses are soon parted.


May we not give birth to useles.s children.

DonBenny77:
Please kindly elaborate, your haven't said much. What do you mean by marching ground?

You know Omo onile in Lagos state? That's what Wike unleashed in Rivers state.

Bola4boy:
I'm surprised you didn't insult him. That shows you are actually cool headed and you got the point he made. You have my respect already baby girl.

Can I email you?

Your brain is about to leave You. I'll advice to exercise caution.

The funny thing is, Iran qualified for the 2026 World cup tournament in America.

Trump will just ban their players from entering their country.

Anthony Joshua – $267 million

Gbenga Oluokun – $16 million

The distance between Ist and 2nd is longer than Abuja-Kaduna express road.

silibaba:
Jazz dey and promotion dey too.

In all, this generation like any thing that has to do with sex. So I believe immediately they realize davido was saying " baby lie down, finish work for me o, o tomato, put that pricck back oo" genZz head just turn upside down.

David and his ye.ye lyrics

silibaba:
Nigerian know how to overhyped anything. That was how they overhyped * aye bo, aye ba, somebodi Gari popo .* Saw the girl yesterday selling akara and pap.

That davido part, nah him I no understand. No single message or meaning. Omah lyrics even make some sense to an extent.

One week after the song drop, people were vibing only the Omah Lay's part.

Two weeks later, I know no where Davido go put hand wey make em verse come conquer Omah Lay own.

Why em prick dey rise? .

sleek214:
Too many bunker bombs have caused earthquake

Na only you get sense for this thread. God bless you.

WizardOfNG:
It is Joshua that is very tall at around 6'6". The picture indicates Kemi is likely around 5'8". Taller than the average Nigerian women.

An average Nigerian woman is as short as fire hydrant.

No gender has the monopoly of gold-digging.

Commit a crime and go to prison, that's the only way to stop hearing the song.

Pele with 3 world cup trophies is not getting much attention like Messi with just 1.

So, Boniface with his social media noise and meme didn't make the list?

The president should have gone there as a chief mourner and his language should have been somber and his language should have been better controlled.”

Exactly what Mr Peter Obi said.


You can't go to condolence visit with a prepared speech and red carpet.

Osimhen is just 26 years old. When did you clean gutter for N30? What year?

I made the payment but I'm yet to move to the house because the other occupants are still in the house.

Follow this procedure too. Look for another occupant, collect the rent and look for another place.

Nature doing everything to stop impending disaster, but man, in his infinite foolishness, failed to understand the warning.

Kemetian:
Oga nothing Israel has can reach Ayatollah.

That guy is in a bunker up to 500 metres below ground level.

Only a special kind of US bunker busting bomb can get him.

And Putin and Xi Jinping, have warned Trump not to attack Iran.

I hope you realise Russia has 6,000 nuclear warheads, even more than America?

I'll advice you have your head examined if you think Putin will go to war against Trump because of Iran.

The Queen sef don tire for the Queendom.

Nigerians are seriously angry with Multi choice and their products.

Samantha125:
Sometimes as people, we need to learn to mind our own business... Back in varsity I also didn't date anyone until my final year... Some of our residential security guards even started asking me how come they've never seen me signing in a boy before... But of course, I always had girls coming to my room... Did that mean I was a homo? Of course not, a relationship was just not in my bucket list at that time.

I only signed in three guys this one time and it was solely for study purposes, the security guard was so shocked, she even came to my room to check what was going on while we waited for these other three girls to come and join us... ; D

Even if your neighbour is a homo, it's still none of you guys business.

What a study you had with your friends .

bigpicture001:
Yes.. the work is hard to lobby for the project by the commissioners and convince the assembly to approve the projects and still b visiting sites till it's completed, again you fave the backlash of opposition which always claim every project is waste of money.. yes.. it is hard work

Why do you think they're elected? To come and pick beans?

KingintheNorth:
So this guy who got admitted to study in the UK, He was quietly making all his travel arrangements but decided to tell his best friend a day before he was supposed to travel.
You know what the friend did? He asked if he could accompany him to the hotel near the airport where he was staying. That night, the best friend took his passport, tore out the visa page, and fled.

Wow

Zubby Michael will play a better role in this movie.

bigpicture001:
It's is a norm in Nigerian politics to invite the president to commission [b]your self taught out hard labour [/b]and we'll implemented projects..

This is also common even if the governor is in the opposition, so why is this so..?

Hard labour in what aspect? The Governor mix cement abi e carry block during the construction?