₦airaland Forum

Jennyclay:
Don’t mind Nigerian men, they don’t even care if their wives are satisfied or not

And If their wives start looking outside to get satisfied watch how they will be calling her derogatory names

Satisfaction is a personal emotion. Hustle for yours during intercourse, don't just lay like a log of wood and expects a man to satisfy you. Don't be a parasite all the days of your life.

What is the importance of nairaland girls to this great forum?


A whole "No bra day", yet no single photo from nairaland girls .

brain54:
Otondo where you dey since...?

I no dey too see you here again. I think say my otumokpo don work sef.

I come dey hapi for nothing!

I full ground.


You need to upgrade your otumokpo, it's not effective.

brain54:
I know of a twin sibling that never set eyes on each other...


A maleand a female of over 40 years old. They say they have been that way since kids.


When they start fighting the guy always yields and runs away

She has injured him multiple times. Stabbing him, broke his head with pressing iron and other injuries too numerous to mention.

When she is around the guy starts sneaking around the house like a cat . He fears his sister eh...


I rented a poultry farm from her years ago in ph. She is on NL. Infact, I met her through NL.

I hope she doesn't see this one!

Amebo

Kano Pillars should endeavour to build barricades to prevent fans from gaining access to the pitch.

This is Kun Khalifat Vs Enyimba yesterday. There are barricades everywhere.

Another one is if you lick your wife or girlfriend private part, you are also in trouble unless you perform some sacrifices to appease the ancestors (Ibegwu).

My ancestors (Ibegwu are very active here) kill anyone that is a victim of wife cheating

I have seen many women run to the village to perform this sacrifice to the ancestors. One girl did for 2 times. The third time, the Ibegwu asked her to bring goat instead of the normal cock that is required

If them check now, your village no get light for 6 months now, no good roads or good hospitals but your ancestors Ibegwu are not doing anything to help. Na only to make innocent men stomach swell and extort goats for pepper soup dem sabi.

Tell Ibegwu not to add to my anger this morning

Rwanda fit struggle beat South Africa, then Lesotho go come win Nigeria.

That's how useles.s this Super Eagles can be.

The guilty gets triggered easily. You do BBL abi you no do?
Abi you do your own BBL for decoration?

What are the names of the 7 'solid brands'?


Can she swear in a strong deity at Obagana that she does not trade clitocurrency exchange?

ARISHEM:
His story is similar to that of Jamie vardy. Jamie vardy career story was even more superb and remarkable

He started from Stocksbridge park steels and to Halifax town in the Northern Premier League Division One North (the eighth tier of English football) within 19 to 24 years of age helping Halifax town get promotion to the conference league and up from there to Leicester city getting promotion to premier league and then winning it.
He never left Leicester after that. Maybe fear that his incredible goal scoring super powers will leave him because he made no impact to the English national team

'Never left Leicester' is his greatest mistake and I'm sure he's regretting that by now while playing for U.S. Cremonese in Seria A.

Person wey better club dey rush back then, and he was forming loyalty. Same loyalty landed in Cremonese

That Kema of a girl should be celebrated. She hates deception and I love her for that.

MightySparrow:
Simply tell us you are shopping for a fine nairaland gal to marry.

There's no single fine nairaland girl, to start with.

dominique:
This is so painful, people that make elderly and struggling people work for them for peanuts ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Did you even read the story?

No one made him work for anyone.
They're in business. He's the active partner while the other guy is the dormant partner.

The dormant partner finances the business while the active partner runs the business.

So bad he died while working. May God rest his soul.

She needed the standing exercise...it's good for her health.

Cerebellum:
Continue to reply a maad man woman, continue

Fixed.

Sammy101111:
I like fat but not too fat and even if it is slim not too slim . I just like and average body size .

You like fat
You slim slim
You like average size

Only you?

Remain small for us na

MarkNsukkaBread:
Na American flag in the form or agbada or parachute

I'm thinking that's the wife's gown.

Children, make una try dey buy una papa clothes, no be only Gin and Whiskey.

Wetin the father wear?


May God continue to rest their souls.

Which one come be Lappy Boys again?

Let's be frank, for the man not to travel with the car means he's trying to save cost or the car is not in good shape at that moment.


It's easier for a woman to carry camera and make video to post online because no be she dey pay mechanic for car repairs.

Na mostly poor girls from broke home dey behave this way. Person wey dey trek over 15 kilometres during her primary school days is same person complaining about her children going to school with bike and taxi.



May we not get entangled with broke girls!

the eldest upon sighting me on bike, quietly left the farm, leaving only his younger accomplice on the crime scene, as you can see from the picture below, well I did as if I didn't see anybody, I covered the farm with my phone camera before heading to the maize side to plug some maize

Intruders in your farmland and you did as if you didn't see anybody?
Why so?

Waste of time and resources. Food for Israel and USA.

A typical example of "efforts in futility".

Nackzy:
Africans with Ancient mentality, these people will forever refuse to be civil

Na your type dey go France go lock "key of love", yet you're calling Africans "ancient mentality"

festacman:
Deserving an award at pass-out ceremony. A leader always shows himself.

No award. Just handshake and that's all..
He may be lucky to get a job in the state or local government that's if he has long legs.

That's bed bugs.

Tell her to take her foam outside and burn it, save money and buy another one.

I can swear with everything within me that not a single poor Nigerian received dime from that money.

These wicked politicians always create avenues to loot our collective resources.

Caaz:
I'll teach one of them aluminium work for free,if they re ready to learn....nothing beats handout,make them atleast get skills,not contents.


The time they ve spend gallivanting,dem suppose don usam learn handout or skills finish.

Na aluminium work you dey do now?

I pity Bayern tonight.

We'll show them the difference between twelve and a dozen.

Nigerian police will not say anything, they'll just sho.ot you.

Masquerade have no religion. It's cultural.

You cannot tell a man not to observe his culture simply because he's serving a religion.

That "fine" means she's not interested in whatever nonse.nse you wanted to say. There'll be no need for you to continually embarrass yourself trying to elongate the discussion.

Sirmwill:
You are probably working as a Point Of Sale agent


40 characters for the useless mods

Innocent POS agents don receive stray bullets