₦airaland Forum

Kunle with the phonetics

Inferiority complex at it's peak.

To question your SIMPlicity is the first sign of a simp.

PlasmaTV:
Thank God she has been found.
JAMB needs to have a serious rethink. The country is too hot for all these posting. Besides,why should 16 year olds have to travel before writing exams by 6:30am?

Naija is just complicated

Ajah to Epe is not travel.

Natbrowny:
Looks more like ritual to me. They do it in the open, try n watch Elizabeth's funeral too. U'll see ritual vibes.

Define ritual please.

Rexymania:
Wow, if all this ones gain admission ehn, lol

Prospective cultists and oloshos.

OlawaleBammie:
ATMs are easy to use, no stress.

Just give it to the vendor and let her start the stressing herself , just is just to put the pin and continue watching ur Facebook reels

There's a big difference between ATM and ATM card.

Okpa Nsukka is the undisputed champion.

A thug who killed a church leader grandmother after befriending her has been jailed for 12 years.

Only 12 years?

First, it was ₦25,000 for ‘mobilization’ (because, apparently, fuel and patriotism don’t mix

Then ₦12,000 (adding unnecessary bills to pile it up like buying some type of papers and settling those who'd sign on it) to open a case file

Next, ₦15,000 to ‘settle’ the officers who showed up… late.

They dragged in a random suspect, after much galavanting, demanded ₦25,000 to bail him

Then came the grand finale: ₦50,000 for ‘tracking equipment’ to find the thieves. Spoiler: They found nothing.

Weeks later, they circled back like vultures: ₦150,000 more for ‘logistics’.

You made these payments under duress abi they hypnotized you?

Kaczynski:
keep dreaming, come to couni and see fine babes in engineering

Well, beauty is subjective.

Kaczynski:
she is a smart girl, she obviously knows you just wants to get into her panties


the problem is what do you bring to the table


in my 200l i used to pipe a very smart girl, this banny very fine for entire engineering dept and get A in every course, she met me, a broke boy and her life changed from A to D, wetin preek day do chai

Engineering department no dey get fine girls.

Any video that comes with ring light is not a genuine video.

After the celebrations, one chamber will employ her and start to pay her 50k every month.

duduade:
I don't understand

Number one question

Who is the man of the house

There's no man of the house. A simp is not a man.

Kwara used to be safe until recently.


Just saying though.

Merry100:
In my opinion, Nigerian women bring more to the table

What do they bring to the table?

Conestone:
For me, it was her selfishness

Humans are naturally selfish.

Armaggedon:
He is too old for the old picture to be 1960. He is in his late 30s there which should make him close to 100 now. Lie with sense.

Ogbomoso age analyst!

rampage101:
e cost me and my woman fight dat year

She kill you?

franchasng:
Nothing proves that what the video title said is what truly happened.


No wonder Sultan of Sokoto said Social Media is a Terrorist Organization, ire oh

Sultan fit be terrorist sef

amazingspiderma:
The Oba of Lagos, also known as the Eleko of Eko is regarded as the custodian of the cultural heritage of Lagos the commercial city of Nigeria.
The Oba of Lagos is not a political position

but that doesn’t downplay his influence in the region as Oba. The current Oba of Lagos is Oba Rilwan Babatunde Osuolale Aremu Akiolu and he ascended the throne in May 24, 2003.


Hmmm

Same Oba of Lagos they sold his "staff of office" on Jiji?

The bigger the breast, the smaller the brain.



- Howe Adams 1869.

virginprincess:
Werey man
Why didn't he at least proposed to her so she would know he is serious, most men think women are the same with them biologically, they don't know that women clock tick faster.
Now, he is pained because another man sharply did what he couldn't do in three years.
My own is that he should give her time to return the money he use to set her up instead of collecting the whole shop 😒😒

Nawao. You still like this?

helinues:
They are not condolence visitor like Peter Obi

They would rather visit projects site

Peter Obi now have a permanent jersey/aso Ebi for the condolence visit

So, project sites are more important than human lives in Plateau state?

Election time, you'll still come and beg them to vote for someone that placed much value on project sites than their lives.

Celestialsword:
Never allow a parrot into your cupboard.

Okay.

Should we allow cupboard into our parrot?

fergie001:
Once the boy is 18 & above, no qualms.

If na white woman now, people will have been congratulating him.

GREEN means GO.

illicit:
All my neighbors are smokers...


😯

Na so ghetto dey be. I understand.

Haakeem:
if you see the way he was telling me he bought it directly from Itel company, he is very lucky I travel back to abj before I discovered this, nevertheless, I'll still teach him a lesson

Lol
Fara bale

illicit:
How much for the lighter...?

That your female neighbour wey dey smoke don pack out?

You're in Tinubu's Lagos and you don't want pay egunje

Never love or place a Nigerian girl over your family.