₦airaland Forum

budaatum:
Do you believe the Edo State Police Command's side of the story?

Be frank to yourself please and tell us why.

Yes, I believe Edo state police because Police is my friend.

DaddyCoool:
She just did. She said the 1m offer was a ruse, an offer the DPO told her to make the suspect to lure him out of hiding, and that her husband was not at all involved. That’s her side of the story

You believe her side of the story?

Be frank to yourself please.

Basiljoe:
If you know, you know. Make I tell you one real life story.
Back then in uni i was dating one mbaise girl like that. We were having issues every time cause she was cheating back to back, i still be jew-man that time. So there's this long sleeve shirt I bought before resumption, very beautiful shirt. I washed it and hanged it outside to dry and it got missing. I asked her, she said she didn't see it.

Situations like that do occur since na student environment, but not frequently. After searching relentlessly for the shirt I decided to let it go, but my intuition wouldn't relent, it said I should inform my people. I placed a call, my aunty said she will get back to me, let her do some "Inquiry", after some minutes she called and said that the shirt is with a girl I was dating that she wants to use it to visit a witch doctor to tie me down spiritually so I can be doing her biddings. That I should let the girl know, that if she doesn't bring it out she will run mad within few days.

I was reluctant at first cause I no believe all those kan thing, but then I relayed the message to the bitch. Can you believe this girl gently stood up from where she was sitting, reached for the top of her wardrobe and brought out my shirt. Then she was like "I hid it so I will see your reaction, I was just joking with you". 🥲

Are you sure the girl is from mbaise? Mbaise girls are lovely.

Well, you can't be too sure with these girls.

Samantha125:
We ordered same beverages and she started telling me how her phone battery was about to die and asked if I could charge it in my car while we were still hanging out, I didn't see anything wrong with it, so I took her phone along with the charger and headed to the car.

That's when she got the chance to spike her drink and stylishly switched it with mine... The restaurant wasn't packed that day and the girl was so foolish, she didn't even investigate the security system of that restaurant before she finally decided to go ahead with her plan... The restaurant has some CCTV cameras even though they're not easily noticeable.

After our meeting, I headed to my father's workplace and I was in his office when I started feeling unwell.

Damn

You dined with the devil herself.
I want to believe you got her arrested with the evidence.

Have you tested for staphylococcus, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis and Hepatitis B?

PoloMan is 2024 Man of the year.

Congratulations to him.

Samantha125:
I lost my baby last month because of Instagram... My husband is active on Instagram and he was so excited that we were going to have a baby that he even posted the picture of the ultrasound on his Instagram account, not knowing that his ex has been stalking him with a different account.

About a week later, she contacted me and started telling me about how she's now born again and turned a new leaf, that she wanted to make amends for what happened in the past... I assured her that I've long moved on from what happened and held no grudge against her... She then suggested that we should meet, so that we could bury the hatchet the right way, again I fell for her trick and told her that I'll let her know when I'm around Limpopo and we'd meet... Because I'm the type of a person who believes in second chances.

My husband warned me against the idea, but I assured him that I wasn't planning on being friends with her, but I just wanted to hear her out in person.

Last month I visited my parents in Limpopo and I informed her that I was around... We arranged our meeting and since it was a restaurant, I didn't think anything bad could happen... Long story short, I ended up fighting for my life in hospital and lost the baby... I had to undergo three surgeries, all because of that ultrasound my husband posted on his Instagram.

Like 2024 isn't my year.

So sorry about your baby.

She fought you at the restaurant?

SyrusdeHansome:
Some marriages, not all bro.

There's nothing like "some marriages" in Oxford dictionary.

It's called "rest room" for a reason.

A place to rest and meditate on your life's mistakes and seek amendments.

A place to plan your daily or weekly activities.

A place to reply mentions, emails, WhatsApp and Facebook messages.

A place to watch short videos online.

A place to puff your 4:20 in peace.


I just realised now I spend more time in my rest room than in my sitting room.

Samantha125:
Even though I'm not a superstitious person, but I believe that evil people are everywhere regardless of race or nationality.

I didn't really care much about what people post on social media, until something bad happened to me due to that same social media.

What happened to you?

You have a lot of "growing up" to do... while at that, work on your self esteem too.

SyrusdeHansome:
I'm very stingy to the point that I don't give them as low as 100 naira airtime bcoz I no send anybody papa. Imagine a girl who's about getting married demanding for sex from another guy? No respect for marriage anymore.

Marriage is a union of two foolish people deceiving themselves knowingly.

Samantha125:
At first, I used to see nothing wrong with it, but now, I just think people just need to be careful of what they post online.

Una still get village people for south africa?

My aunty in the east who my sis gifts money occasionally no gree o, she say laye laye say she must do spiritual inquiry

Women and waka waka

Native doctor place - na dem full there.
Churches - na dem full there.

May God protect us in this country...Amen.

press9jatv:
chai which kind of breakfast is this oooo

E be like fufu and soup for breakfast don master you?

He took the best decision for himself and his family.

No body dey do case now...na who chop belleful dey carry matter go court.

Power Oil - N200
Fresh tomatoes - N200
Bread - N1200

Rotate them with the eggs and pepper, breakfast is sure.

tobenuel:
you want to watch Man U match at home?, abi your mama house? abi na those dirty smelling match halls, wey you go hang for window dey watch match cos your allawee go don finish by now

Person no fit play with you? Wetin helinues do you this evening?

Tottenham do this for World peace.

There's 98.832% chance the bride is not a virgin.

To pay huge bride price for a non virgin Nigerian girl should be proscribe as an act of terrorism.

"We must teach Peter Obi a political lesson"

brain54:
Go and do akara business...

As you don't want to continue the business that gave you 10 million in the first place.

So it's better to start from the scratch!

Brain-dead submission!

I asked her why is she into this.
Her story touched.
Her parents are very poor and she is the one sponsoring her self in school with the little money she make from business.
Omo this girl started crying 😭 that she needed some funds to continue her business in school.
That her business crippled.
That if she can see like reasonable amount that she will stop .

You're too immature.

Like, you believe this rubbish?

You're easily deceived. Don't use this brain to date Nigerian girls.

Samantha125:
You know my pidgin isn't that good, so care to translate the meaning of what you just said?

It means;

Your husband is very lucky to have you.

Samantha125:
Weeks? It's a couple of months...

I thought as much.

Na una sabi make noise pass.

Samantha125:
I am married...

How many weeks in marriage?

Mariangeles:
It was easier for her to criticize without making better suggestions.

If noodles were that bad, then majority of the Asians would've been wiped out.

Fufu and Okra soup is ideal.

Thank me later.

A woman has to be Independent and comfortable before doing feminism, that's the only reason this movement will not sell in Nigeria.


Na Iyaebe wey never see money buy chilled bottle of coke and buns, na she wan donate money for feminism?

Kingsasian:
What if your wife doesn't allow you have access to her body whenever you want to

Then follow these steps;

1. Always buy her gift.

2. Take her out on a vacation.

3. Buy gifts for her kindred people.

4. Remember to pray for her every hour.

5. Idolize her.

6. Help in doing house chores at home.

7. Remember to wash her undies every weekend.

8. Take over the kitchen department from her.


In doing all these, she may consider to allow you put the tip.

Samantha125:
What if my best friend is not married, should I then cut ties with her by stop hanging out with her?

Get married first.

Funny people