₦airaland Forum

They're discussing the affairs of the Nation. They no dey see left-over breads for dustbin again.

That's good.

Atrocity 1
Evil 0.

God saved you from the first affliction for a reason.

Nigerian girls are naturally nice. They're so lovely and wonderful.












*Don't forget to guard your pocket diligently.

placeofallure:
How is it even possible that one would be pregnant 10 times in 6 months? Iṣẹ ayé leleyii for sure.

I believe the story.

placeofallure:
It's not like I've not gotten over my first love per se. 100% I've gotten over him, cause I was the one that broke his heart. The thing is he has succeeded in raising a standard through which I measure any other man coming afterwards.

First, you have to be tall, 6 feet and beyond.

You have to be kind and thoughtful and treat people with respect, not just me alone.

You have to be exceptionally caring and be a provider.

You need to have a sense of humour.

You should be a family oriented person.

You should speak good English, be handsome and be well put together.

I've looked constantly for these qualities because my first love had them all.


Why did I leave despite all these? Story for another day.

Sweet darling, if a man has to be all these to get your attention, what are you bringing to the table? Do you have golds adorned round your waist?

santopelele:
Lol, i remember those days my dad sent me for an errand to go and buy 4 malt for visitors which was 50 naira per bottle of malt then, i mistaken him for ball, na so i go buy 4 kpökirikpö balls come give my dad, omor, the kind beating wey i received that day eeh, na only God fit settle the matter. Those days wey naija dey sweet, no be now againoooo

How do you mistake ball with malt? You dull o

Hope you didn't grow with that brain?

PapaNnamdi:
If you dey hear ppl talk about sex sex, u go think say na one big important thing after jellof rice, smh

But, you're a product of sex.

illicit:
I was in your shoes lol...

I was given the award of the teacher of the year... In penury 😂


One day I packed my bags and left for good

You know your life don dey spoil when you start collecting awards from shit job.

I'm glad you left.

Emmitext89:
It's sad. But I am shocked that u had 10 abortions for a guy you dated for only just six months.

This story is false though, but if true, then I pity the man who will marry u cos u nor get womb again. Your kpekus go dey smell like rotten smoked fish by now

The story is legit.

Most Nigerian girls have done worse things than this.

A Nigerian lady weeps online as her 6-month boyfriend, for whom she has undergone 10 abortions, breaks up with her

Please, what does it take to see a Nigerian girl with sound reasoning?

I pity the innocent man that will settle with this empty liability.

If Nigeria has a working government, this girl should be declared wanted. Having 10 abortions in the space of 6 months should be treated as an act of terrorism.

There's no much difference between this girl and Shekau.

A typical slay mama per se.

Do anything for yourself, you're not a parasite.

Beremx:
I'm from Orlu in Imo state. Yes o!! Enjoyment galore

So disappointing

Life cannot be Insured, rather Assured.

See criminals in charge of protecting lives and properties

Israel is on a journey to exterminate Muslims from the surface of the earth.

May the force be with them.

Sonnobax15:

In my maternal home,once money and food is about to be shared,na then my uncles go remind me say make I go my papa side go share money and food . Na then their true colours go fully come out

In igboland, you're valued more in your mother's place.

You can even go to any compound to pluck fruits and they'll not say anything. We don't play with nwa-nwa in igboland.

Does marriage eradicate sense from men?

If you're having a discussion with your beloved wife and she brings her pastor into the discussion, caution her to desist from such foolishness.

Never tolerate a woman's foolishness twice else you're heading to doom.

Idowu come resemble Nelson Mandela.

Tinubu has no good plans for Nigerians.

Any policy from him is not for the betterment of the Nation.

They should all be arrested!

After bringing in failure, you now want to dump him.

Coat on top agbada?

That's good.

At least Ebonyians will be free from propaganda. There's no propaganda in pornography. What you see is what you get.

Lol

They violated you aggressively.

helinues:
All those time of Ofori Ampona, slim burster, that lady with I be 16 years song then, we took them as normal good music,like reggae that we can vibe to when we were in Ghana with no enmity.

"I be 16 years
I go dey be like this o
If you touch my thing o
I go tell mama o"

The beat of that song is dope.

illicit:
LoL

Sometimes I wonder too, how Baba Obj will look like while cumming 😳


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This is a very dangerous wondering

Nigerian government is yet to meet ASUU demands, E come be to grant foreigners scholarship.

A happy single girl don't know what God did for her.