₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
The lady you were with last weekend that you told me about, hope she's a virgin and you'll marry her?

Yes, she's a virgin.

We4all:
Even my goats produce sperm.

Allow your goats to impregnate you then.

Women will claim the world revolves around them...as if they know what it takes to produce sperm.
Sperm production remains the hardest job when it comes to parenting.

EreluRoz:
So you think smh. I'm living my best life. Dooor

AmalaAtiEwedu:
what do you do for a living?

Answer this question, please.

The League's landlord is leading by 1 goal. More to come.

EreluRoz:
They should have added Monday so I can endure this cold in peace

But, you're jobless na

EreluRoz:
Stop discrediting and discouraging a hard worker. Mind how you comment carelessly on some certain topics, if you can't encourage him please don't break him with your words.

No vex ma'am...I'll not do it again.

PerfectStranger:
Glad you're getting your sanity back.

I'm truly shocked, aswear

So, if dem say bloggers should come out, you sef go come out?

Since he was bald, the man collected the card in pretence to assist rub it on his hair and immediately swap the Ecobank card into a moniepoint card, and left.

Baldness is the proximate cause of the fraud.

Men should learn to grow some hair.

All these for a non virgin bride?

Prostitution.

Nonexisting1:
I was a bit angry that you paid for her bolt and also allowed her eat up to 17k on a first date but your pound of flesh at the end made me proud. My brother my brother, in whom I'm well pleased. You deserve a handshake, take it.

In addition to the handshake, that dude deserves a pot of yam pepper soup.

illicit:
Lol

But for real, no dey allow random girls cook for u even if they are in ur house

Why?

You think life is Nollywood?

Girl wey wan harm you, go harm you. Whether she cook or she no cook. There are easier ways a wicked Nigerian girl can harm a guy, cooking is not one of them.

fuckJones:
obi that didn't build a single school for eight years

How many your papa build?

SocialJustice:
I feel sorry for you. If the wrong person picks up your matter, you will end in jail.

End up in jail for what offence?

ActiveFarms:
Get lost

Audio farmer!

ActiveFarms:
I pass 10 over 14 years ago. So, it's you who won't understand not me.

Can you please shut up!

reportedly died while fasting and praying over the situation of things in Nigeria.

Fasting and praying over a dilapidated nation?

It's more honourable to die on top of a Nigerian woman than to die praying for this godforsaken nation ruled by evil men!

emmy512:
If it has remote, and touchscreen and he chooses to use touch instead. He is more useless than the TV

💯

If the TV has no remote, then, it's useless.

She'll apologise, you'll forgive and accept her back again. Rinse and repeat until she beheads you, then there will be peace in the universe.

Our mission is to give Nigerian youths the platform to report any violation of their rights.

APC violated our rights by installing Tinubu to rule us. What have you done about that?

Betrayal comes from the place of Trust.

Trust no one... not even your wife.

brain54:
Akara originated from yorubas...

In the south western part of Nigeria. And brought to Brazil by enslaved yorubas during the transatlantic slave trade.

So who is likely to have adapted the name from who?

But you tried Sha... Didn't even expect you to be so smart.

You are improving, just keep it up! 👍

Olodo.
I still dey wait for you and your Otumokpo.

Tinubu left the chat.

VinnyBaba:
Such ladies like this still exists in Nigeria.

Only sometimes they are either too Fat or are Short with Yam Legs, like Ereruloz aka Iyaebe.

It's a trap.

Believe me, it's healthier to date girls like Iyaebe that already accept they're liabilities, than a Nigerian girl telling you "if you don't have food, I'll buy some"

No Nigerian girl is born to give, they're not programmed that way.

Werey dey advice werey

Can't wait to see him in prison jacket.

Illiterate couple!

Going for genotype test after marriage.

The word "Akara" is coined from Brazilian "Acarajé".

Chelsea must Brighton our face.

Chelsea 4
Brighton 1

Caicedo to score.