₦airaland Forum

EmperorCaesar:
Then there's Ukwa

Whoever first cooked this should have her grave burnt up again


That's the closest human meal to shit

Watery and tastes really bad

Its a topic for another day....

Receiving healing in Jesus name.

Tallesty1:
You won't die if you say the actual price

Leave am, make e dey deceive himself.

Do your thing. It will inspire some and it will annoy some. But do it anyways.”

In summary, do your fraud/prostitution, it will inspire some and it will annoy some. But, do it anyways.

Repentance no dey for jail.

Nigerian students in Canada should check on us.

What is Okocha doing there?

Okocha is same level with Fellaini, Flamini, Bebe and Sanogo.

Don't mention Okocha when you're naming great midfielders.

Evil makes one old quick. See how a 41 years old be looking like Tinubu.

So, to win every argument is your bragging right?

They should give you at least 6 days notice before coming and they should also eat before coming.

I always feel sad and weak when I see some foolish men going extra miles to please women.

Creatures that are not pleased with how God created them, what makes you think you can please them?

A woman would carve out the natural beautiful eyebrow God gave her, and still uses eye pencil to draw same eyebrow she removed. Is that not madness?

God gave them natural hair, they cover it with fake hair.
God gave them natural butt, they go and add fake implants.
God gave them eyelashes, they remove it to add fake one.
They're not pleased with the natural breast God gave them.


Women are weird!

I rather be a tree forever than to be a woman for a day. Tueh!

That Timaya Rebirth album has no bad song. All tracks are on point.

What happened to that Chinwe Ike girl? She has lovely voice. Na 5am I dey blast her melodic songs that year.

Heard Mr Raw is now selling Loud in Enugu.

According to Shaggy, "It wasn't me".

If Heaven wan fall, always maintain "it wasn't me".

An allegation remains an allegation until proven otherwise by a reputable court.

Gadafii:
No be this girl post few days ago that she bought the latest iPhone.

She went ahead to show 4 other models of iPhones she bought before the latest one, claiming she doesn't swap phones?

Abi no be she?

No be she... Na that girl wey resemble transgender, Nkechi Blessing.

Rexymania:
Which kind marriage be this?

Who wears black on wedding day?

Where did you see black?

chukwuibuipob:
I heard say nah 25k dem dey pay ur suffer head .Ur life is BEND and pathetic. I pity u. My wife can feed ur uselessness, pitiable self.u can drop ur Acc.She's help u

Ur dunce think say peepz that enter public transport are poor. My BDO lekki dey ho eoyk in public bus

Relax, we still dey Leviticus.

Yuneva C Enitin.

This woman is 84 and Tinubu is 72.

Do whatever with this information.

It's time Tinubu proscribe these fake pastors as Terrorist.

The earlier we started treating these people as terrorist, the saner for the society.

Na Elon Musk go end this world.

chukwuibuipob:
trekking is part of Exercise .

U think ATIKU/OBI will not fo the same
Same ATIKU told us "He'll make his friends RICH '. OBI nkoh

Na your wife I dey pity in all this...poor innocent woman suffering for the mistake and foolishness of her dunce husband.

He won't be lucky next time.

HardBishop:
Oh we want oeace

The essence of war is to bring peace. Without war, there'll be no peace.

chukwuibuipob:
I converted my Thermocool petrol Gen to Gas.We all knw the story now.Me and wife don parked cars dey dey enter public bus suzuki korope..Even if Tinubu isn't the President, OBI/ATIKU too will do their own Somersault economy snd blame past Govt for their ineptitude..
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You and wife don park car dey enter public korope, yet you think Obi/Atiku is the problem?

Very soon, una no fit afford transport fare for korope, na trek una go dey trek.


Unago C Shege.

saphiere:
Let's stop rape. Let's love the girl child. Let's let them chance to rule.

Girl child should love herself first.

Who are they?

Who's this one again?

For secondary school na 50 bucks popsy dey give me for transport fare.

During break, I go just buy Limca or Goldspot N30, groundnut N10, and one triangle-shaped meatpie N10. Pour the groundnut inside the Limca and you'll get maximum satisfaction.

After school, I go trek come back house.

Children of these days are just Akamu. You'll see them flying bike for a distance that is not up to a kilometre. Indomie children for a reason!

We4all:
So, people are still getting married.

Be there and be doing nonsense feminism, your mates are grandmothers already.

Sophisticated accomodators!

Red is a fantastic colour.

TheFinesseKid:
bros why na?? 🥺

Just advise your girlfriend to guard her skull diligently. Besides, the name of the school is not encouraging at all.

May God be with her.

revived2:
Aje I even think sey nah one aje butter girl🤮🤮


Siofra wetin you dey run for kogi these days🥴🥴

Her uncle got her a job at Dangote Cement factory where they're paying her 65k.

Fineman2:
This is tear of joy

No, it's a dramatic move.

Women are naturally dramatic.

Why the tears? What was she expecting from the relationship? A 32 inches plasma Television?