₦airaland Forum

FahBuLous:
If i find out she has a high body count, marriage no go even cross my mind with her.

I will just increase her body counts further and move on.

Besides, i won't even kneel to propose to any snake.

Women are not snake. They're God's lovely creature. Stop addressing them as snake, learn to respect women.
Without a woman, you won't be here today.


The future is femail.

DevilsEqual:
Not even about bodycount
I wont kneel to propose to even a virgin

That one concern you.

If she's a virgin, I can kneel with both legs. Nature being so kind, she come slim with scintillating bress, forget it, I can sell all my family lands for her.

cococandy:
It was a compliment.

No, it wasn't.

cococandy:
Thank you

There's no need to thank her. She was being sarcastic.

In few weeks time , she'll start the manipulation game. She'll start to tell you,

"I was there for you when you're broke"

"I suffered with you"

"After everything I did for you "

The truth remains, no man abandons a good woman.

Some tribes in Nigeria na just to cut off and mine visitors skull dem sabi. Their mates dey offer free sex

Shame on Nigerian tribes!

Until we learn to emulate sweet cultures like this, nothing will ever work.

Veggieseeddies:
I have transferred 4 suckers from a harvested parent plant which was planted early April last year and about 4 remaining with visible outshoots coming out.

In three years, one sucker can give more than 30

I didn't want to reply until I get to farm on sat for pic. evidence. Lost my phone, so I lost my pictures

It takes about 9-12 months for an average plantain sucker to fruit and mature.

A plantain sucker(not all) has to reach about 5-6 months before bringing out another sucker.

There's no way a plant can bring 30 suckers in 3 years. If it's possible, all plantain farmers would become billionaires. The maximum suckers you can get from a parent plant in 3 years can't be more 5.

I planted about 100 seedlings and 70 suckers November last year. As you can see, most are without suckers yet. I have suckers coming up from few though.

sacajawea:
I get that 4 to 5 trees is possible, but how is 30??
How?

Plantain is not tree, there's no woody stem. It's more of fruit or herb.

Veggieseeddies:
In 3years, a sucker can give 30. Na so e dey take spread

That's impossible.

Rexymania:
Bcus Messi gentle no mean say him no go withstand Ramos

See wetin Ramos do Suarez.

Now you know why Suarez dey hold Messi. He doesn't want Messi to go through suffering and pains.

Ramos is brutal. Don't joke with him, ask Salah.

The day Franck Ribery chose life over football.

Ramos and Pepe were about to destroy his life.

illicit:
I like this...

It's cultural behaviour, why won't you like it.

Creamypie:
Them suppose open the soak away half way or totally to make emissions leave

And also pour like 20 litres of kerosene a night before evacuation.

Careless death.

God rest their souls.

Your brother in-law has criminal tendency. How did he run pass the actual thief?

I am not satisfied with my work and regret that I have not been able to fulfil expectations.”

Fulfill what expectations in just 11 days?

Coward. Just say you're scared of Mossad missiles.

a 14-year-old boy, identified as Malik Kareem, was reportedly beheaded for ritual in Ibadan,

the victim, alongside his three other age groups, contacted a Muslim cleric, now at large, for a money ritual on that day.

unknown to him (the victim), the three other boys had bargained with the cleric to kill him for a money ritual

He was found in a pool of blood in that Islamic cleric’s house. The head has already been cremated.

They will be using it to take pap every day, according to what they told us.”

Omo

The little boys wanted to use their friend's cremated head to be drinking pap?

brain54:
I know say you get spiritual eyes na...

Person wey clothes you dey use spiritual eyes naked her.

I wonder wetin concern her blest for this issue sef.

Otondo... You no go ever change!

Are you gay? Don't you love bress?

brain54:
How you take know now...

Say the blest dey dilapidated? 🤷

The thing even come pain you pass person wey dey Kii.

You dey boy sef!

Are you blind or your phone does not show photos?

Can't you see the fallen bress?

EreluRoz:
Hmm I pray they don't end him one day. Even dogs and cats I can't keep them lailai. Anything that can bite count me out.

Snake can't live with dogs and cats na

You killed your man and now requesting for male friends?

You want to eat your cake and have it. Fishy brain daughter of Eve!

*Spit on your dilapidated bress.

justwise:
lets not judge this woman yet, i think a lot might have happened where they are coming from and she was begging to get to Nigeria so as to speakout. I think she needs to be listened to and the husband needs to clear the air too.

Marriage abroad is hard

If she's being maltreated, she's likely going to get justice where they're coming from than in Nigeria.

She took her action here in Nigeria cos she's at fault and she knows very well Nigeria is lawless country.

DevilsEqual:
I used to think Jude prefers Paul to Peter, even in the bible, Peter epistles were closer to Jude than Paul's

They should stop this tho cause they sure werent gonna reign forever and they have really tried, to be honest.

Most of those guys they started with have all gone down the bottom of the Pyramid now and even P-Square would boast of a longer reign than any of them

This guy whines alot for a man. and since I saw that his divisive(tribal) post in the build-up to the 2023 election, I started gravitating towards his brothers page the more.

Jude always prefers Paul.
Op made a mistake. The letter was from Peter to Paul.

obembet:
Nlfp.mod

Correct your headline.

Peter wrote to Paul.

“I suffered with this my husband. I know how many years I suffered with him and just like that they just want my suffering to be chartered away (sic).

Any time you see a woman use this statement "I suffered with him", just know she's a manipulative demon.

How did you suffer with him? Did you sacrifice your kidney for him? Did you go to prison for him? Did you sell your father's surviving land for him?

To stay with a broke man without offering anything is not "suffered with him". You're a liability!

Funny enough, the comments are all female.


Female looters


Nigerian girls can't stoop that low. Sweet girls

Is it processed cassava or raw cassava?

Do people eat raw cassava?

The question is, why should a grown woman be living in a parish house with a priest?

Oloshos should be proud of what they're doing. There's dignity in labour.

Oloshos are more essential to the society than politicians.

The nyash is not proportional to the body, thereby causing improper fraction.

the driver slept off on the steering lost control, and collided with a heavily loaded truck before crashing into a nearby bush.

So, who saw the driver sleeping?

muyico:
hand him over to police! this is jungle justic

Considering he's a thief and he was caught in action, the punishment is lenient.

Police solves nothing.