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You can't fornicate in peace with this bed.

Must there be "spraying" ?

Can't they just bring a big bowl so people can drop money and move just like we do in Church offering?

Nigerians love stress, the reason they don't live long.

Tightpussy2024:
For a test,he didn't do bad( as long he knew within himself he will still pay).
A person easily offended and walking out of a date is a red flag . Says the virtue of patience is lacking

💯

The test is not about her financial capability but her maturity level and she failed woefully.

Namaster:
You make your argument from a place of EXTREME IGNORANCE and UTTER STUPIDITY.

The guy who claims piles wants to KILL him before his time understands what he's going through and would have ZERO problem following my recommendations.

YET you choose to advertise your LOW IQ by posting SENSELESS comments.

ANY food on that list can result in either of 2 scenarios:

1. Constipation that results in HARD stools that'll irritate his intestines and cause him to shiiit BLOOD.

2. Constipation rhat results in stools so HARD, he'd shiit out his actual INTESTINES.

While your overall stance is PURE stupidity, you are not wrong about OP adopting a VEGETARIAN diet.

He needs to abandon MOST food and stick to fruits and vegetables, especially green leafy vegetables.

It doesn't take much to NOT be stupid, you just have to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT when you have ZERO idea about what is being discussed.

I'm not the cause of your frustration!

Iampromoted:
It means fresh and raw.

Thanks man.

Namaster:
You need to SHUT UP!

Someone is in AGONY because of hemorrhoids and I pointed out some food in his diet that are actively COMPOUNDING his pain and creating MORE problems for him and this is the STUPID retort you came up with?

Do you know what piles/hemorrhoid is and how diets factor into it?

Very FOOLISH comment!

Next time you want to quote me, DON'T!

You literally said he should stop all these foods;

-bread
-eba
-cake
-meat pie
-rice
-meat
-fish
-egg
-ALL soft drinks
- anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.


Which food come remain for him to eat again?
Why not advise him to turn to vegetarian than wasting your time typing long epistle?

Namaster:
MAD man!

OP, go see a doctor.

If the hemorrhoid has not progressed beyond a manageable stage, the doctor will recommend drugs to manage it. Otherwise, it may require surgery.

Meantime, follow this guide:

1. Drink a LOT of water. Always have a bottle of water with you and sip as FREQUENTLY as possible.

2. STOP eating bread, eba, cake, meat pie and anything with the NONSENSE flour that's everywhere.

3. STOP eating rice.

4. STOP eating meat/fish/egg.

5. STOP eating fried foods.

6. STOP drinking alcohol.

7. STOP smoking.

8. STOP drinking ALL soft drinks. Any drink other than water is your ENEMY.

9. EAT food rich in FIBRE like banana, apples, watermelons, etc.

10. Get a small paint rubber for SITZ BATHS.
Sitz vaths is a fancy name for adding disinfectants like Dettol to hot water and sitting over it to let the STEAM hit the hemorrhoid.


Finally, see a doctor ASAP!

Just tell him to stop feeding.

According to the source, the trailer had waited there for hours to get directives from the council chairman on where to offload the consignment.

The council chairman wanted to corner the fertilizer.

I'm glad the people took what belong to them.

No Victor No Vanquish.

God1000:
Zonefree

Since you have derailed this thread in order to embarrass me, It won't make it to front page

Next time if you have any issue to discuss with me, don't do it this way

Allow the thread to make front-page. Don't be a coward.

Yemisi.

My favourite Yoruba name.



Congratulations to her.

God1000:
I've spoken against this government more than you ever did, from insecurity to corruption and the ongoing nationwide protest, I don't shy away from issues in Nigeria


You can also stand up for people of Benue, they are your brothers too

Can you please show me links of threads you created against the incessant killings of your kinsmen in their hometown by Fulani herdsmen?

You've created over 20 threads about Israel and Hamas terrorists. Are the lives of your kinsmen not important to you?

God1000:
Here we go again, trying to make stupid point by dragging me into another issue entirely.

Stand up for your people, leave Palestinians to worry about their problem.

You got a bountiful harvest. Congratulations and enjoy.

God1000:
100 human beings killed just like that and Israel will get away with it, as usual no single condemnation from western leaders

The most annoying side of this senseless war are brainwashed nigerians who continue to make fun of every massacre, religion has turned them to beasts

This is the most horrendous war I've witnessed in my whole life

I understand you're from Benue state.

Fulani herdsmen in collaboration with bandits massacred over 30 Benue villagers this week. You did not create thread or even condemn the atrocity, you're only bothered about Israel's annihilation of terrorists.

I don't want to believe you're a terrorist.

God is using Israel to eradicate terrorism from the surface of the earth.

Please I need advice, some people advice me to leave her alone and stop communicating to her.

Follow this advice and save your little self esteem.


A girl child only think about her family IF her mother is still alive. As long as the mother is deceased, she has no business again with her family.

Women are weird.

Ahnie.

Anita, I'll appreciate if you stop to mention me in your useless Diaries.

Saintinoo:
You should pray for rain too. If not, you will eating only plantains for the rest of next year.

You're right sha.

I did my plantation around November last year with irrigation system. Farmers should learn to go towards that path. It's not even that expensive.

EreluRoz:
Where is Jason I know he's been mischievous and hiding with a new monika

Lol
Mischievous indeed.

Just swallow your pride and say you've missed him and I'll forward his number to you.

EreluRoz:
They're very closefisted but I don't blame them, the country is hard

Seems you have bad experience with them. I'm sorry on their behalf.

To smoke shisha or cigarette is just waste of sin.

Smoke weed instead.

EreluRoz:
It's skit, who goes to a 9-5er kind of man house and take things, atleast not in this hard times

So, 9-5ers are not benevolent?

Nothing concern us with drought here.

Sleekfingers:
Life is a risk.....

The best way to manage risk is to avoid it.

Sleekfingers:
Man Utd to win ....bet 120 Euro

In your dreams.

Difrent:
So she from Mbaise
Hmmm
She must be dangerous
Theres a saying in igboland that if you see a snake and an Mbaise person,kill the Mbaise person first

The non dangerous ones couldn't get us a bronze medal in the ongoing olympic after costing the Nation over two Billion Naira.

It pays to be dangerous. Be dangerous, if you want to be successful.

brain54:
From your story...

Your brother was stopped at about 10pm on his way from work.

Can you explain why the pictures you presented as evidence was taken during day.(daylight)?

Can you also explain why the transaction was carried out at 2pm or thearabouts...which is the time the transaction was carried out from the receipt, when your brother was allegedly stopped at 10pm and you said he was forced,cajoled or persuaded to make the transfer as at the time he was stopped?

Ghen Ghen

Ogbomosho detective don show

Women from NE and NW mostly born at home.

Apart from being a gold medalist, Chioma is also a philanthropist. She has renovated many schools in her local government. She also built a mini stadium and she host tournaments annually for her people. She has a foundation where she helps young girls with skills acquisition.

She's an icon in Mbaise and Nigeria.


The media don't tell you all these, cos she's from a particular region.

EreluRoz:
😂😂😂😂 give the phone to the owner this is not Zonefree

You don't know me then.

EreluRoz:
You ofcourse. When did you start speaking up for a woman

I'm always against falsehood, besides, I hate to see woman speaking bad against her fellow woman.

EreluRoz:
Okay. Somebody woke up from the good side of his bed today.

You're not talking to me, right?