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spongeback: Yeah with chopsticks

u cn tel me d truth..i promise,no NL Reader wil c it bt only me..watz ur favourite brand?

spongeback: Thank God I don't drink

hmmmm wow..u neva told me dat b4,i guess u eat water?

Hmmmm anti tecnocrat full 4 here oo..there is a xayin dat,cheap tinz are nt gud n gud tinz are nt cheap..bt tecno is rily provin oda wise..

harbdullah: Admission list!!!!!where are yu nw...ahhh

evry1 is eagerly waitin

All of una wey dy support ASUU,i pity una cuz ASUU go do una strong tin..F.G has gvn ASUU their demandz(wic i blieve is d benefit of d studnt,100bn 2 renovate,build new structures etc)bt ASUU presido dey find moni 4 him pocket..una neva c anytin..if i b GEJ, i go jus tell all lecturez 2 resume work,failure 2 do xo,u resign or sack leta,moreova there ar 40% unemployed graduate out there ready 2 take their job,even xome wit masterz..abi wetin d lecture dem get wey odaz no get,abi u won talk profexor,mtcheww enta comp sci dept in sum skulz n c professor teachin u outdated programmes,wen technology is improving,dem no dy improve rada,xame curriculum year in yr out,abeg, d earlier una beg faggi abi wetin b him name again 2 cal off n resume,d beta 4 evrybody,i don 4get my matric number o,i don even 4get my dept n faculty,n i pray b4 dem kal of d strike,make i no 4get my skul

bheegsam: I will visit nairaland.com and create a thread about it in sexuality section*lobatan*

wat is he talkin abt

Una wey dey c light na full current or low current una dy c,cuz na low current nepa don learn 2 dey bring now adayz..

Preshnenye: I wil jst rush and plug my phone blcos is my companion.

hmmmm na xo u love ur fone reach..eyaaa..xorry 2 ask.wat wud u kal ur b.f

candace16: I live in a place where der is 24hr light.

c diz gal o..u tink xay i no knw wer u dey live..abi u wnt make i write ur adrs 4 NL..

runzlord: Hi everyone,

We live in a country where power is unstable and epileptic. It comes and it goes. It can be taken and restored at anytime.

Assuming there hasn't been power for some hours/days in your hood and NEPA PHCN suddenly restores the light, what's the first thing of utmost importance that you'll do?

Is it to:

Charge your laptop?

Charge your phone?

Press your clothes?

Charge your powerbank?

Charge your inverter?

Charge your tablet/pad?

For me, it's to CHARGE MY PHONE
It's my best friend. I sleep and wake up with it. I use it for business, keeping in touch with loved ones, friends and colleagues etc. It also my avenue for accessing the internet as I'm mostly online via my phone so I make sure it's charged always

What about you?

hmmmm 1st tin na 2 shouuut upppp nepaaaaa,..jump up n down..den tell mama nkechi dem don bring light...o..,papa chioma,light don com o..bello u get light...cynthia run go plug ur b.b ooo.

[quote athor=Djkels]D day english was murdered[/quote]lolz..gosh..i rily wished i murdered d english,cuz ama b killin evryfin wit no gun in ma handz..lolz..as 2 ur *****,dat wz d day a b!tch gave birth 2 d son of a B..lolz..u nt ma type,..u tink u av swag,hw stupid u are,xorry boi av got Clazz..

Professor D.:
Erm! Didnt know I was wasting my time with one bush man...dem just release you from prison abi..which animal did you molest... and I said go back to PRIMARY 6D bush man

i waz told silent iz d best answer 2 foolz lyk u,neva argue wit a fool,cuz he wud c is xperience n degrade u,guess datz wat u ar doin nw,wat beta way 2 enjoy myxef n watch u make a fool of urxef..FOOLISH BOI..

Professor D.:
See english....GO BACK TO SKUL

abeg o..c me c professor DUMMY..na ur type dey form wetin dem no b.u wey neva c 4 wallz of uni..mtcheew professor ko, oppresor ni..

Professor D.:
I am cuter than your girlfriends lover...ps if obj give u balls upload ya picture..otondo kidergaten dropout like you...dont show the world you dont have class
NOTE..my girlfriend is way better than what I described...@ZUKOUGLY

..
Lolz..u get g.f..?lolz...or d one u imagine u av...oya u wey cute upload make we c d uglinez..lolz..monkey lyk u

Professor D.:
ugly people like you with low self esteem you think am d same with you....Bleep off with your one digit IQ

hahahaha..me n you wu haz a low xef esteem,boi u ar stil kid,stop rantin,itz only a kid dat talkz hw u do,abt d uglines,lwkmd,ur 10 no reach me 4 beauty,xo park well dey imagine woman,punk lyk u

Professor D.:
Boobs (moderate perky,firm)
Ass (must not be too black, soft)
Lips (as red as crimson, not cracky)
Nose (pointed)
Face (oval, must be finer than nadia sa)
Hips (should be 3 cm away from waist)
Legs (40 inches)
Tummy (flatttttttt!)
Hands (no muscles)
Skin (smooth firm and light)
Skull (no long ogor)
Shape (hour glasss)
Hair (blonde, black no other)
Just to mention a few

i bet xay if u even c diz type,dem na fit fall 4 u..u luk urxef 4 mirror?

Professor D.:
Boobs (moderate perky,firm)
Ass (must not be too black, soft)
Lips (as red as crimson, not cracky)
Nose (pointed)
Face (oval, must be finer than nadia sa)
Hips (should be 3 cm away from waist)
Legs (40 inches)
Tummy (flatttttttt!)
Hands (no muscles)
Skin (smooth firm and light)
Skull (no long ogor)
Shape (hour glasss)
Hair (blonde, black no other)
Just to mention a few

y do u lyk dreamin..ehn..na reality b diz o..diz ur description scarce,xcept in dreamland or u wnt mami water...u leave topic dey talk anoda tin..mtcheeww

D world iz a free world,n sum pple do lyk 2 do crazy finx..anyway i dnt tink itz bad showin off ur cleavage,itz d way n manner u do it dat mataz...wu saw genevive at ammva 2013..she waz showin of her cleavage in a dres.wit no bra underneath..u cud make out her nipple..i fink dat wz bad,.bt if u do it in a gud attractive manner,ntin iz bad wit dat...

kokoye: offering in church .....?

remember xay God dey watch u 4 plasma screen o..kai..na xo u stingy reach..

kokoye: offering in church .....?

remember xay God dey watch u 4 plasma screen o..kai..na xo u stingy reach..

kokoye: offering in church .....?

remember xay God dey watch u 4 plasma screen o..kai..na xo u stingy reach..