₦airaland Forum

chimaze:
Zulu I hope you are not referring to me?

Because if you are, I go make sure say I commot two teeth from ya mouth when we meet for villa.

Mind you, I don dey lift weights now o.

How can I talk about my brother like that tufia

The ATULU is David, he was so bent out of shape yesterday when he tried to yarn with my sis blue. Blue really gave him a dose of that igbo madness, the girl did me proud.

chimaze:
Zulu nwa mama I trust you, I go add one ugo feather to your red cap (that's if've got one).

I hope say you no go plan with the girls to steal my money, because u can pull some bad a$$ stunts some times.

I never get red cap yet my brother maybe next year.

bluenubian:
hmm Zulu ofcourse

onye ka unu na kpo "ofe mmanu girls"?

I can't say chimaze over to you.

Come oh blue I'm just seeing the new picture on your profile, blue na wa for you my sister. I'm sure that atulu I'm sure he knows his name is some were jerking off now

chimaze:
My bros as long as she is Igbo and not an ofe mmanu girl, I don't mind.

Damn those ofe mmanu girls are so promiscuous.

My brother I hear you loud and clear, those ofe mmanu girls sef. God know say I don find my Igbo princess, Chimaze when you come home, I have plenty of connections I fit hook you up with

bluenubian:
ofcourse, thats right

@offtopic
Zulu jus letting u know, u are the lost loved guy on nairaland, probably the only Gentleman here, u are sweet, considerate and not quick to insult., good looking out bros!

lol thanks blue

that guy gets on my last nerve I swear.

Maybe I just conduct myself in your so called forum because of people like you that think the know shitt,  dude you don't know jack shitt about me. 16yr old trapped in an adult body that's a very funny one bros I've never told anyone on NL how old I was. If only you know how old I am.

chimaze what about all the girls in Abatete, you wan go all the way to Imo state? anyways Imo state girls are very smart.

Blue pls come and help me slap your friend from yesterday that cow is getting on my last nerve.

davidylan:
I have no list i'm compiling. I don't have that much time to waste on silly frivolities. This unecessary war of words was over a long time ago, just drop it!
There are times when certain jokes are just plain innappropriate. I wont be drawn into another word game with you, please back to the thread.

If you don't want to be drawn into another word game with me then please mind how you generalize, if I need your help on how to tell a joke then I'll come to you tell then please mind your business.

davidylan:
what happens to those who are from both yoruba and igbo parents?

Oh really?  
i thought this was over a long while ago. sometimes i get the feeling most of the animosity here is really because a lot of these girls you guys follow around the forum just turn you down. Please grow up a little bit!

David I've never been turned down by any girl on NL, either have I asked any girl out on NL  I joke around a lot but I've never  let it leave NL. So pls take me off that list.

babyosisi:
Zulu this boy will corrupt your innocent mind,don't give him your number bo

I'll keep that in mind my sister.

chimaze:
Just give me your contact no. before you go, so that I can buzz you when I get to Naija.

Since I go still be bachelor for 3yrs more, I go do plenty bad things for Abatete, Ideani, Alor, Ogidi, Uke etc. Man I can't wait.

I'll email you my number when I get home.


Thanks for telling me your plans, I'll make sure I warn all my relative to hide their girls. then you'll just have that mumu girl TOH to mess around with

babyosisi:
Oh you're travelling home,safe journey

Thank you dear, nowhere like Igboland, I thank God we blessed.

chimaze:
Zulu I asked you a question earlier, answer me na.

Bros I thought I answered your question, I'll be in Enugu till the End of June. I'll just be in the village for a week or two.

babyosisi:
lol,hope it's not the other way round either

That's right hah Igbo are nothing but uneducated thieves

babyosisi:
what is this thing you people are sending and receiving that is so important as to disrupt our thread?
Hope it's within the confines of the law lol

My dear the thing fear me too oh Chimaze don't let David tech you 419

@ Chimaze.

Oliaku is doing grate, I told you the wine carrying is in May right ? I hope you can make it down to the village bros. Can't stay long, but I have to tell you I'm so loving what you and Bayosisi are doing to the ATULU AWUSA TOH that mumu girl gets on my last nerve and someone has to put her in her place and you guys are doing just that.

babyosisi:
Zulu kedu kwanu?
How your fine mrs dey?

My dear  our madam is going good thanks for asking. My sister please don't pay that foolish girl any mind she's just trying so hard to be popular.

Oga Chimaze Nwannem so this is here you've been hiding anyways I see the good work you and Babyosisi are doing, keep it up

@ thread.

It's very legal, I use it all the time to download music. Just in case you busted thought make sure you don't tell them that zulu sent you oh.

I'm just kidding

form form  I remember from a long time ago in Nigeria

bluenubian:
oh i know who i want to slap so bad, but am afraid they might enjoy it, so i ll save it

I have a feeling I know too

Cool I almost started making phone calls

Come to think of it, I hope the tornado did not affect you in anyway. I should have asked you that first sorry

Under my table

You partied with Jamaican I'm sure you watched the game in hallucinogenic colours.

Sadly for me I didn't watch the game cause I had to working. But I kept up with the game on the internet.

Josboy will you quit stalking my girl free.