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Nothing better than sex on a very cold night

Ooch!!! that's going to hurt, just some warm lotion and your soft hands will do

Girl I went to ski in Utah with my friends from School, we had a blast but it was too freaking cold. I think my left ball is frozen, I'm just wondering if you could come and rub it for papa zulu

Eurphoria:
yeah Wale we gets down shaka style

I hear you sis.

If I'm not mistaking I think wale is kinda jealous

I'm surprised you just finding out walelead. Eurphoria and I go way back.

Hahaha I'll stop,did you have a good weekend ?

Eurphoria:
hmm here comes another one, i hate threads like this, trying to sell yourself ?

I'll buy you for all the money in the world

8oracle:
@lizm: I don't agree, can't be sure.it is said "when a child girl ate what her mother ate, she is bound to stay awake" Read my pregnancy timeline.

@zulunation: Carry out the test and confirm to nairaland before your wishfull wish

What wishful wish are you talking about

Before they do what ? I'll protect you my Radiant.

my dear my madam just dey, only hunger na him be our problem. God dey sah

Radiant:
Zulu it was that crazy Chimaze. I'll never forget him

My dear don't mind chimaze, right now him and I are fight over something

Uche2nna:

Look at you trying to look all innocent, wayo man like you

Hey Radiant was it Uche or Chimaze that called you ike nkita?

Lmao That's right I remember you now" Ike nkita" nne how are you?

Eurphoria:
WATCH that perv he will grab your ass as he hugs u

Girl why do you want to mess up my game.

@ Radiant

Awww you are such an angel Radiant come to think of it, how come I've never noticed you my dear.

My sis ika how now, Girl see as them just scatter that boy

I'm feeling so down Radiant, can I get a hug

Happy for you girl. Remember to always practice safe sex

Radiant:
And I'm female Jesus


Zulu, what's up tonight? Heard Eurpho running the tap.

Thanks for asking sis, I'm not doing to well tonight dear. I just found out Eurphoria had been cheating on me all this time

Eurphoria:
Rad its that time of day when men's brains swtiches to the nether regions and any mention of sex, brings them all from far and wide, but i wont be entertaining anyone tonight

I'm here wuff wuff wuff

Abeg make una see me trouble oh  Even chimaze wan even talk now. Small boy like you, I remember the time way you dey run around village with no cloths on, now you all grown up and want to fight over women with me.

What is this world coming to.


Uche sharap there!!!!

Na wa for you oh chimaze, don't you know it's a crime to copy and paste stuff from the Internet and calm it's yours.

By the way what I have for Snazzy is true love, and all you nairas can't buy that

chimaze:
Chei Zulu, Sharap there, carry that your mouth go drink sewage.

Make I know see your leg for that village again o. Remain for US because we the leaders don declare you Persona-non-grata

All these black on black violence has to STOP. Oga Chimaze quit trying to be an Al Gore and accept defeat like a real man. It's not my fault God created me with Beauty and wealth.

@snazzy.

chimaze is from the same village as me, I know him and his whole family and trust me dear the no get money and I even hear the have madness in their family.

Snazzy abeg don't mind these people, they just jealous of our passionate love for each other.