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When you step out of your house, you enter a world of rules; traffic rules, work rules, party rules, bar rules, etc. Rules just have a way of taking the fun out of life. However, when it comes to bro codes, that shit is sacred and not for chuckles. The code was created by men for all men to follow, no exceptions. If you do not know what the bro codes are, you are failing your fellow brethren.
Here are the 10 bro codes that can never be broken.

Code # 1
If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.

Code # 2
Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes.

Code # 3
If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be.

Code # 4
Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman.

Code # 5
Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee.

Code # 6
If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!

Code # 7
If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public.

Code #8
If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom.

Code # 9
You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change.

Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.
All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.

http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/

motta:
die well

Same to you Bro

NBA picks for tonight
Game Oklahoma City Thunder - Portland Trail Blazers Portland Trail Blazers under 110.5 points Odd: 1.59
Phoenix Suns - Washington Wizards Under 233.5 points 1.60
Total odds : 2.59
Good luck

Phi001:
Isn't is U/O 7.5?

That's on bet9ja. Merrybet and nairabet start at U/O 8.5

Nooxa:
please enlighten me more on that corner option

Just seeing your mention as I have been offline for some days now. The corner market allows you to predict the number of corners possible in a game. The lowest is under/over 8.5 and the highest being under/over 12.5. There are also handicaps. The best bookies with plenty options for corner are nairabet and merry bet. Also the corner option is only available for only the 5 major leagues and uefa games.

zyphr:
Basketball and corner

Won

Basketball and corner

TheLoneCitizen:
That would be the last inplay Tip for the day.


Our main focus was the 50 Buck To Bulk Challenge, so the inplay weren't much. We had 4 live bets and we won 3, we made a profit of +4.15, that is 415 for 100 Stakers and a massive 4150 for 1000 Stakers. Add this to yesterday's and we get almost +13, that is as high as 13000 profit in two days or 1300.



For the 50 Buck To Bulk Challenge, we had a big increase from #50 to 333.75, that is if the Melgar game produces two goals. This is very good since Thursday have very few games, we hope for this luck tomorrow, and if we keep up this tempo, by Monday some people might have profited over 35,000.


Remember I'm banned from Business now, Poetryinmotion, this is it, brother. I appreciate.

Been on the lookout for your tips in the other thread and even wondered if you got tired of posting and gave up. I hope the mods will let this your thread survive.

The future is here!!!

So y'all agreed that shít is locally made. Are any of the parts that make up that junk designed and produced in Nigeria? This is sheer promotion of mediocrity.

Cards and corner was profitable for me this weekend. Try your luck if you wish.

In the spirit of rolling over Bet 1 of 10

TheLoneCitizen:
Trial 1


Gamba Osaka vs Johor


Ht under 1.5


@1.30


Current score 0-0 (14 mins)


50 returns 65

The lost outcome of this first trial is quite disappointing. Punting ain't easy. No 100% safe odds except fixed.

TheSpecial0ne:
3G3KF83

Corner market... 500naira to win 209k

Sweet games. I am just doubtful of either Chelsea, psg or Valencia games. The selection shows you really took your time to analyze and select those games. You are good Bro.

Scholar212:
thanks, just curious how did you know cause I didnt see any attached figure?

Bet9ja

TheLoneCitizen:
It's 40 minutes already, but one more goal is very possible. #PrayForChambly

Bro I just joined soccer punter. How do get to see those in play tips or other ones.

Scholar212:
Please can anyone find out over what point OKAN TURK on facebook predicted on his today basketball tip.. I know UST is over but no point is there?

Over 136.5

TheLoneCitizen:
Immediately.

Dang!!! Bro you good. I missed. Too late.

damanjohn:
For those who care to play . good luck

Bookie == lion bet
Game == hockey
League == Russian mhl

Stake as higher as you can....


Remember to quote me after the game, doing that will encourage me to drop more ..

First game start by 10: am

Good luck guys

BURNT!!! Hope you didn't stake "as high as you could"

Christardor:
Abeg, No Dey Drop Fb Tips Here...

Ṣeé as game wey badmouth wan enter?

kesikeller:
Kayserispor - Beşiktaş Tips : [ X / x ] Half Time / Full Time Odds : +5.25

Like play play, this game is about to green!!!

KinzyeWriter:
Hmm, the truth about this tomato importation business idea was revealed to be completely illegal... And you don't expect an Atheist to realise that when believers are on the same both with him.... Genius is not a person[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] who called fraudulent business a real business idea... People are moved by the millions he has made... My fellow Nigerians let's create the view to quickly selecting illegal business before jumping into it.. Don't be moved by the profit alone... And be careful about any information you receive from an Atheist.. Stay Blessed

Religion is truly the the opium of the masses. Your comment is so much laced with religious fanatism so much that you will be blind to opportunities. Trying to discredit his claims on the basis of him being an atheist is quite pathetic to say the least. Lift the scales off your eyes Bro. #Peace

gentlezypher:

And you bear my moniker

dunkem21:
It ended 73-47 .. Sorry.

I am fuckẹ́d. Just realized my mistake, the stat I used was for a different Incheon also playing away but a male team. I didn't realize I was placing the bet on a female team having the same name and playing away also. Nairabet has completely fried my ass$.

Fellow punters please help me because I am not understanding. How can nairabet say l lost this game. It ended 78-76

Burnt!!!

zyphr:
UNDER 4,5 KUWAIT LEAGUE - KUWAIT AL NASR VS YARMOUK ...............1.13
OVER 1,5 1ST DIVISION - CYPRUS AC OMONIA NICOSIA VS ETHNIKOS ACHNA... 1.17
OVER 1,5 1ST DIVISION - CYPRUS AEL LIMASSOL FC VS KARMIOTISSA ....... 1.23
OVER 1,5 SUPER LEAGUE - GREECE AEK ATHENS FC VS PANAITOLIKOS......... 1.32
DRAW AND AL JAZIRA CLUB PRESIDENTS CUP - UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AL WAHDA SCC VS AL JAZIRA Club........... 1.44
Wishing you green. Total 3 odds

Ticket 2


Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea Fc.... No red card

Africain Vs Paris St Germain........ 2

Olympiacos Fc Vs Asteras Tripoli...... U 4.5

Real Madrid Vs Sevilla Fc........... O 2.5

Alcorcon Ad Vs Cordoba Cf......... O 1.5
Total 4 odds
Alabi must pay!!!!

UNDER 4,5 KUWAIT LEAGUE - KUWAIT AL NASR VS YARMOUK ...............1.13
OVER 1,5 1ST DIVISION - CYPRUS AC OMONIA NICOSIA VS ETHNIKOS ACHNA... 1.17
OVER 1,5 1ST DIVISION - CYPRUS AEL LIMASSOL FC VS KARMIOTISSA ....... 1.23
OVER 1,5 SUPER LEAGUE - GREECE AEK ATHENS FC VS PANAITOLIKOS......... 1.32
DRAW AND AL JAZIRA CLUB PRESIDENTS CUP - UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AL WAHDA SCC VS AL JAZIRA Club........... 1.44
Wishing you green. Total 3 odds

herxix:
Yes thanks bro you can hook me up on whatsapp we might have some other things to do 08185654123

Just seeing your reply. I have been away from social networks for a while. Would chat you asap.