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PoliticsRe: Naira To Cfa Franc Exchange Rate Now Very Terrible by zyphr(m): 10:59pm On Aug 12, 2023
darocha1:
INVALID CLAIM.

I crossed the boarder last night and I can confidently say this is very not true.

Maybe it was true some days ago. Even though I doubt that too but as of 11/12th Aug, the rate of n10,000 = 9,200/9450CFA

This has been the case since the Buhari Era.

2. It has nothing to do with boarder closure. The boarder closure was a good call, it really put a halt to so many things. Ranging from oil racket to human trafficking to food/automobile smuggling, even import bay was equally touched.

The bad call was that proper measures to reap good gains and poor data management was not put in place.

We can continue to shout Buhari or Tinubu or Obi or any of our leaders but continually derepping the only country we have will do no one good.

And this act is mostly done by persons who have no business, non tax paying, no investment, and no 2nd citizenship.

I miss the days of 5000 BIS when the internet space was contained by sane ones.
As someone who crossed the border yesterday, can you please give the accurate update of the naira to cfa exchange rate? How much Cfa does 1000 naira get you?
PoliticsRe: Naira To Cfa Franc Exchange Rate Now Very Terrible by zyphr(m): 2:55pm On Aug 12, 2023
BoldBrainz:
OP,
with all due respect, you're lying!

I am a Cross Riverian who has done plenty business across the borders of Cameroon, all the way into Douala and even had a brief stint in the capital city of Yaounde. I currently operate from Abuja and still conduct business with acquaintances in Cameroon. The last transfer I received was on Tuesday this week through the Orange funds exchange. The 21,000 francs I received translated to 19,700 naira. That means the naira still holds an edge over the francs.

Agreeably, about 5 weeks ago, the naira and the francs found a balance, then the francs leapfrogged naira by a small margin, but that disparity only lasted for about a week.

We all agree that the economy is in a terrible state, but please stop peddling lies to the reading public just to court sensationalism. I don't like Tinubu and his governance style, but I detest when people create facades of intended deceit.
Bro, I don't want to say you are lying. Please how were you able to get that rate? It sounds unbelievable. How much CFA does 1000 naira get you currently?
RomanceRe: Life Is Too Hard by zyphr(m): 11:25pm On Aug 10, 2023
Life is indeed hard. A lot of folks struggled and literally saw hell to go to the university with hope of better life. In the end, nothing to show for it. They keep struggling to even live from hand to mouth, even that one too is hard due extreme rise in the cost of living.
Many men are unable to get married and this has translated to many ladies being unable to find a husband. However, the society especially men make mockery of these unmarried older women as if it is their fault that they are not married. A lot of these women have become depressed and frustrated.

Many families can no longer afford a single decent meal.
PhonesRe: Pouvoir4 Pro 64g Plus 4gig Ram 6000ba3 #55,000 by zyphr(m): 11:13pm On Aug 10, 2023
40k
AutosRe: Distress Sale 2005 Camry Big Daddy It Belongs To A Female Colleague. Everything by zyphr(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2023
zyphr:
The way some of you just slap ridiculous prices on Naija used vehicles these days ehn. With the dent and despite the fact that it is not even firstbody, you call 2.4mill a distress sale price for that car? #Ment
AutosRe: Distress Sale 2005 Camry Big Daddy It Belongs To A Female Colleague. Everything by zyphr(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2023
grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Review Needed For AI Generated Image I Did For A Client by zyphr(m): 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2023
To those asking the AI app, try using Remini. It gives good quality images as these.
RomanceRe: 8 People Share Their Most Embarrassing Sex Experiences by zyphr(m): 12:49am On Jun 06, 2023
Thanks op. I really had a good laugh reading almost all the stories except for 1 or 2.
RomanceWhy Is Dating More Difficult After The University? by zyphr(op): 3:54pm On May 27, 2023
I might just be my experience, my dating life after the university has been more difficult than while I was in the university. In the university, there were a large pool of members of the opposite sex within my age group with shared experiences but this outside world is wild.

Guys, Do you all experience the same? Ladies, is dating also more difficult for you after school? Compared to while you were in school, do you notice a significant drop in the number of men who approach or develop interest in you?
EducationRe: How Do I Get To Ghana, Help!!! by zyphr(m): 3:57pm On May 19, 2023
obawaya:
Good day everyone, am currently in cotonou
i want to travel to ghana
how do i get to ghana from cotonou
what are the things i will need to travel to ghana and the cost of transportation
i planned staying a week with budget of 70-100k
Do anyone know the exchange rate of naira to cedis and how do i book Airbnb my naira card is not working
Take a cab from cotonou to Seme border, there is a big park by your left. From there you can get a direct vehicle to aflao. Alternatively, you can get a vehicle from cotonou there to Lome in Togo and from Lome to aflao. These are the two ways I know. However, you can go to the cotonou Park and ask sha, you may get better directions.
Had it been you were in Lagos, I think there are direct Lagos - Ghana ABC Transport buses at mazamaza àbí mile 2
PhonesRe: All You Need To Know About The Xiaomi Redmi Note 12 Pro. Discussion by zyphr(m): 3:43pm On May 19, 2023
atheistandproud:
I have nothing mixed up. I spent my time and data that I worked for with my money to watch the 1 hour and 30 mins launch live.

I wrote about it here. https://www.nairaland.com/7633038/redmi-note-12-series-release

I have been covering Xiaomi since 2019! I know exactly what the Bleep I'm saying.

It is distasteful and disgusting that Xiaomi would sink this low as to use mindless marketers who have zero idea what they're talking about.
In your attempt at discrediting the OP, you were blind to the fact that the post was referring to "Redmi 12 Pro" and not Redmi NOTE 12 Pro". You were just blindly jumping into conclusion and adding insults. You have proven to be the one with zero idea about redmi phones.
The OP is very correct in all he mentioned about Redmi 12 Pro. You and freezy4me should eat the humble pie or STFU.
EducationRe: ATBU To Rusticate Students Over Kissing, Touching And Others by zyphr(m): 5:48pm On May 01, 2023
ictplotter:
So because it's 2023 immorality and animalistic characters should be encourage?
Hypocrisy. What is animalistic in nasal piercing, male braiding, hugging or sitting on the lap of the opposite sex etc among matured adults?
The Alfa in my compound changes and nacks different students more than the number of times I change my boxers. These females mostly were niqab when coming for their fornicating visits, yet folks like you will regard such ladies as holy during the day on campus because they are "covered from head to toe" while you'll demonise another lady because she has nasal piercings or she tinted her hair meanwhile the tinted-haired maybe more moral.
FamilyRe: My Father Has 33 Children And 120 Grandchildren - Northerners boast (pictures) by zyphr(m): 5:33pm On May 01, 2023
There is nothing to celebrate her. This is uncontrolled population explosion and will have dire consequences in the future considering the corrupt and ineffective government we have.

Only few of these northerners are able to sufficiently cater for a large family. The majority of the large families are unable to provide the basic needs of the children especially good food and education and the consequences of being deficient in good food and education during childhood affects the child all through his/her life.

Northern population is a ticking time bomb and I'm afraid the effect will be felt all across the country if nothing is done about it soonest.
PoliticsRe: UNIBEN Final Year Female Student Dies In Her Sleep In Benin (Photo) by zyphr(m): 5:13pm On May 01, 2023
And just like that she will never be seen again forever. Chai!!! The meaninglessness of life.
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother Has Married His 3rd Wife. SEE WEDDING PHOTOS. by zyphr(m):
No congratulations! Your brother is a selfish fella just like several other men that knowingly marry multiple wives or birth more children than they can adequately cater for.
Birthing children into poor and disadvantaged life.
PhonesRe: ` by zyphr(m): 10:34am On Apr 23, 2023
I swear if my younger one buys a phone with this specs for 19k, I'll flog multidimensional stupidity out of him or her. Like WTF? Not even brand new sef. 3g phone with 8gig rom plus 2500mah ba3 plus the shitty camera.

These are the types of phone that you should spread on ground in oshodi or ojota and be ringing a bell to invite buyers while shouting "five-five thousand naira phones here, 2 for 9,000".
RomanceRe: Is 5.1 Inches A Good Size For Man by zyphr(m): 11:53am On Apr 16, 2023
Rokiat:
Well for some women maybe not me. I need a man to be endowed.


My advice before you show it to any woman make sure she’s in love first because when a woman is in love she will overlook many things.
Not necessarily in love. For his size, there are alot of women that will be okay with it. I have come to understand that most petite women are not deep and 5 inch will be very okay provided it has some bit of thickness.

If he goes chasing women with your body shape/size he will end up embarrassing himself sha. Ladies your size are better satisfied with something longer especially when going from behind.
AutosRe: Range Rover Sports 2008 Hse N2.7m by zyphr(m): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2023
Why are you all insisting on servicing of the air conditioning system. What's happeninghuh Will it cost too much to service/replace the AC?
PhonesRe: Which Smart TV Should I Buy? by zyphr(m): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2023
Niom:
Buy Hisense and rest. The picture quality to me is far better than LG if you can get the original one...
Hisense is good no doubt, but it is not better than original LG.. Hisense is made by LG sha that is why you will find it in all LG partner stores like fouani and Co.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by zyphr(m): 7:05pm On Apr 03, 2023
blaquemyc:
Good evenin bosses in the house. I tried to manually update my redmi9t. After downloading the zip file, i chose manual update, chose the package - the package was successfully decrypted and i was prompted to press '' reboot and update''. The phone shut down and is not rebooting again.
Is this the infamous deadboot or is my device gone? Pls help me out guys. Fever don dey worry me already laiso.

Cc
genius43 atheistandproud
With all the deadboot issues you've heard, you still went ahead to attempt a manual update if 9t. You chop liver sha. I have not tried any update at all and I don't intend doing any till the day I change this my 9t. This month makes it exactly two years and no single issue so far. I won't use my hand to draw gbèsè for my haed 😂😂😂
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please I Need A Car For Uber Or Bolt On Weekly Remittance by zyphr(m): 8:46pm On Jan 04, 2023
ssuunnyy:
please ,I need anyone that can help with a car which can be use for bolt business ,I will be making delivery of 25k to 30k for every week... 07046170263
Lol 25 to 30k. I hope you are not in Lagos because most drivers remit at least 40-50k here. 25-30k is too low considering how much uber grade cars cost.
PhonesRe: WhatsApp Rolls Out A Feature That Makes It Easier To Message Yourself by zyphr(m): 9:19am On Nov 30, 2022
The feature is best enjoyed on telegram. Unlike WhatsApp where you'll loose those information once you lost or format your phone, it stays forever on telegram except you delete it yourself. WhatsApp is just playing catch up with Telegram.
EducationRe: 50 Tertiary Institutions In Kaduna State by zyphr(m): 8:52am On Oct 11, 2022
Almost 80% of these institutions are located in the Muslim dominated northern Kaduna. Southern Kaduna really need to be divorced from the North and given their own state.
BusinessRe: Nightmare Dealing With Ecobank by zyphr(m): 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2022
unikwa:
Have you had a situation where you did a transaction online,
- your account was debited,
- but the recipient did not receive the money?

Such is the situation I find myself in right now.

I emailed the bank, they promised to look into it, but they have done nothing about it for over a month now.
I kept emailing, but they just reply that they've transferred it to the appropriate department. Then nothing happens.
I have also used their bot chat to report the issue. Still no action taken by Ecobank.

I am traveling currently, so I'm unable to visit one of the branches.
So I sent someone to just tell them to look into the matter, and reimburse my account. But Ecobank refused. They said I must appear in person before they would do anything about it.

So how can I appear in person, when I am traveling?

Why is Ecobank treating customers so poorly?

Does anybody have suggestions on what to do about this matter?
You have been patient enough. Report the shitty bank to CBN. The CBN advises customers to give banks at least two weeks to resolve any issues. If after lodging your complaint your Bank still fails to engage you and resolve the complaint within 2 Weeks, you have the right to escalate your complaint to the Consumer Protection Department (CPD) of the CBN.

Send a detailed email to your bank narrating the timeline of your frustration and make sure you copy the CPD or you just directly contact the CPD by sending an email to cpd@cbn.gov.ng, contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng or call +234 7002255226.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: As A Jobseeker: How Have You Been Coping? by zyphr(m): 3:34pm On Sep 16, 2022
mjuvey3:
I lost my job some weeks ago.

The company had to shutdown cos of economic woes and inflation.

It has been hell.

This morning,my phone screen broke and I've gone back to using my second button phone.

I just wish I was never born.
Don't give up hope yet. Try enter business in the field of transport or food. These two fields almost never fail. For food stuff you'll need to sourcing from areas where the particular food is cheaper and supplying to areas where it is more expensive.
If capital is a challenge for foodstuff business, try transportation business. 250k to 300k can get you a fairly used Keke that will be fetching up to 4k to 5k daily depending on your location. If you don't have money to buy kèké, you can become a rider for daily remittance. You can still be getting up to 3k daily after remitting. I don't recommend motorcycles considering how exposed they are and they are more accident prone.
PhonesRe: Can Solar Panel Tap Energy From Fire? by zyphr(m): 12:48pm On Sep 14, 2022
grin grin Albeit sad, this cracked me up real good. Why not take your phone to commercial phone charging centres where you'll pay only 50 naira considering that it will be more expensive to burn your gas in the name of wanting to charge it?
If you live in a place where electricity is poor, try investing in original high capacity power banks of 30k mAh and above. One full charge will juice your phone for a whole week. Trust me, you'll be more at peace and will experience less worry associated with unstable power supply.
FamilyRe: So My Wife Can Actually Lie by zyphr(m): 10:56pm On Sep 13, 2022
Why bringing trivial matters like this to a public forum? You want people to help you water the seed of distrust towards your wife which you've already planted àbí? You are too immature to be married.
RomanceRe: When Men Say 'I Don't Have Enough Money To Settle Down' by zyphr(m): 10:27pm On Sep 13, 2022
qtguru:
There's a book called a Framework for Poverty it states how the strong chances of remaining in poverty , if you settle without financial backing.
Please is this book you mentioned available online? If yes, who is the author?
RomanceRe: Ladies Reveal The Reasons They Stopped Talking To Some Men (screenshots) by zyphr(m): 4:48pm On Sep 06, 2022
Jovialjune1:
You don't sound intelligent

With most of the valid reasons those ladies told up there, this is your lame comeback?

You think most ladies will marry incels bacause of desperation and age? All ladies are not like the ones in your enclave.
A quick advice. I'm sure you are intelligent and can construct intelligent sentences using simple words instead of big sounding words that are clearly out of place and meaningless in your sentences. Ensure you know the meaning of any word before using it. Always check your dictionary.

The words "Incel" and "Poverty inducement" were wrongly used in your sentences.

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