1. Super Eagles Win AFCON Nations Cup.
2. Unemployment Rate Hits An All Time Low.
3. Top Politician Refuses N10billion Bribe, Says ''I'm Born Again.''
4. Electricity Generation Hits Record High of 7,000MW!
5. State Hospital Renovated to
International Standards, Governor Boasts, ''Expect More.''
6. Pastor Sells Private Jet to Feed The
Poor In His Church.
7. Nigerian Artiste Wins Grammy Awards.
8. Top Terrorist Group Surrenders, Leader Says ''We Want Peace.''
9. Petroleum Pump Price Stabilises at N100/Pitre, Presidency Says No More
Increments Until 2020.
10. Nollywood Movie Wins First Ever Oscar Academy Awards...
11. Nigeria Tops List of Safest Countries to Do Business In - Transparency International.
12. Minister Steps Down Over Alleged
Money Laundering Scandal...

With God all things are possible.

GEJ resigns and a resonable person takes over, not sambo sha..

Petrol costs 60 buks a pop

10million jobs created, both white and blue collar

>Seun Osewa, Nairaland CEO grace the red carpet event in an award giving ceremony.
>Nairaland Forum members to support Goodluck Jonathan on online campaign come 2015!
>Members of the House of Assembly and the Legislators seeks the FGN to reduce their monthly salary to boast other sector economic.

Finance Section created in NairaLand. That day will be my happiest day so far in this yr

val_dubem: Finance Section created in NairaLand. That day will be my happiest day so far in this yr

What will this section do? Of what importance is it?

Obasanjo, Jonathan, Atiku, top politicians involved in boat mishap - all feared dead

One Naira = 250 Pounds

Chief T.A. Orji of Abia state involved in a ghastly motor accident. He lost the left leg, the right arm, an eye, 2 pairs of molar teeth, a knee-cap, a ball, 2 broken ribs, a part of his brain tissues, collapsed lung, raptured intestine and both pairs of kidney.
However, he is still alive and will manage to hand in his resignation b4 being brain dead.

manny4life:

What will this section do? Of what importance is it?

Finance is of utmost importance in every thing we do in life. Finance is the Blood that propels individual success and Nation's Devt. If we can have sections like Fashion, Gaming, Events etc (Am not saying they re not important), Then I see no reason why a Section as important as Finance should not be created.

I know Seun will give it a thought.

Seun wed tonto dike

Fuel sells for N8 per litre, queue disappears in filling stations.
PHCN generates 60,000MW of electricity, Nigerians lamenting over 24hrs constant power supply.
MTN Nigeria's operating licence ceased,asked to leave Nigeria within 48hrs over poor network.
12-lane Lagos/Ore/Benin expressway ready for use.
President Jonathan commissions the 2nd Niger Bridge.

ebucha: One Naira = 250 Pounds

this is ridiculous and desperate.

Can't stop laughing. This should be moved to the jokes section.

ujchief: Chief T.A. Orji of Abia state involved in a ghastly motor accident. He lost the left leg, the right arm, an eye, 2 pairs of molar teeth, a knee-cap, a ball, 2 broken ribs, a part of his brain tissues, collapsed lung, raptured intestine and both pairs of kidney.
However, he is still alive and will manage to hand in his resignation b4 being brain dead.

Guy u badt oooooooo.

My anticipated headline

- Massive explosion at the house of assembly as many politicians feared dead.

- The US sends a stern warning to the Nigerian government to clean up corruption and home-grown terrorism or it will have to do the job for them

- Nigerian police dissolved, proccess of forming a new effective, efficient and well-trained police in progress

- Former president General Olusegun Obasanjo is
dead. He was found hanged at his hill top mansion, foul play suspected.

- General Ibrahim babangida in later stages of a malignant prostate cancer.

- Unemployment falls from about 70% in Nigeria to about 25%

- New laws protecting workers and employee rights to go into force next month

- Goodluck Jonathan suffering from mental illness as a result of excessive alchohol drinking, deemed unfit to run the presidency, to relinquish seat to fashola and ribadu.

- V.P samba possessed by a very powerful evil spirit, he is said to be bound hands and legs with chains in his 16 billion naira house.

Mikel obi bags a hat trick for chelsea against man u in d premier league.

1.Tuface is finally impotent.
2.Aki,and pawpaw to lead our basketball team to olympics.
3.Akon signs King Sunny Ade.
4.Nepa calls off strike.
5.Seun hands over Nairaland to Me.

A rapid increase in death of top politicians.

woye77: Obasanjo, Jonathan, Atiku, top politicians involved in boat mishap - all feared dead

minus Goodluck... His luck would save him!

[size=14pt]IBB in EFCC Detention...Reveals how Windfall Money was stolen
Atiku Arrested...links to Boko Haram established
Farouk Lawan Jailed...14 years in KiriKiri
Toyota, Nissan Compete to set up Plant in Nigeria
Non Oil Export surpasses Oil export....first time in decades
GEJ reboots....powers up EFCC, PHCN and FERMA.[/size]

Cure for Cancer & Aids Established...Millions of lives to be saved
Man can now travel to Stars thanks to latest technological improvements

President jonathan caught sleeping with david mark's wife...

Nigeria is now a Visa Free Country to United State of A.

I tot thr was a thread like this one last month?....do we now have redundancy (abi na ineptitude) starting from the beginning of the new year?

www.nairaland.com/1143629/news-headlines-youd-like-see#13606283



Sha,mk I post wetin I bin post b4

2013, I'd like to see

"Jonathan shames critics - "-all news paper
arnd d globe
"Boko haram vanquished"- Punch Newspaper
"Nigeria keeps breaking barriers" -Time
Magazine

Mr.Motor:
Nigeria is now a Visa Free Country to United State of A.

Really? Do you want Nigeria to get empty?

Kassidy90: President jonathan caught sleeping with david mark's wife...

classic!

HIV/AIDS CURE DISCOVERED

Boko haram commander converts †̥ christian,apologies †̥ nigerians.

yomieluv2:
3.Akon signs King Sunny Ade.
.

Excuse me!

you tend to put our great KSA as a weakling praying for Akon's endorsement? i think it should be King Sunny Ade signs Akon

KSA aint D'Banj....

Zombie apocalypse starts!

The price of Gaari is now 5naira per cup

Kayusfity: The price if Gaari is now 5naira per cup

SUFFER HEAD!