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Politics / Re: Could This Be President Jonathan's Underwear? by IbnSultaan(m): 12:09pm
That's his BIS
Politics / Re: Elections Materials Yet To Arrive VP Sambo Polling Unit- Vanguard by Chrisx1x(m): 12:09pm
»Foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign with ppl that ve no
PVC. »Insane is wen u've bin shouting "up Nepa" since u were born
nd xpect GEJ to be a magician in 4years. »Madness is wen u
spend 6yrs in d university reading day nd night 2 get certificate at
d end vote a mallam without a certificate. »Olodo is wen u use
broom 2 sweep without using Parker 2 pack d dirt. »Barawo is wen
u say u and ur members will wipe corruption while ur benefactor
(tinubu) own half of Lagos. »Childishness is wen an elder who
should be enjoying his old age is stressing himself doing "I must
win politics".....vote wisely...
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Turns 57 Today by Acekidc4(m): 12:09pm
Smh lipsrsealed

Why did you Quote me wen dat's all you going to Say to Me Like Seriously!!
Politics / Re: INEC Accrediting Under Age Voters In The North by Gh0stFreak: 12:09pm
lalasticlala frontpage!
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by StainlessH(m): 12:09pm
Where are we?
Or can u jst help me check for any q10 dat will cost jst. $145 to nigeria lagos.... Preferable in box with accessories
Autos / Re: AMERICAN Spec 03TOYOTA Sequoia,neva Sprayed,no Issues@1.180(neg)08025781637 by macanu(m): 12:09pm
Call now
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by veraiyke(m): 12:08pm
let us confirm plx before posting
Car Talk / Re: A Lady Drove This Killer Machine Today And Got Everyone Talking (Pic) by faith405: 12:08pm

If someone is rich now, there must be something up his sleeve? Nigerians sha

I tire.
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by alabi484(m): 12:08pm
diaris God o
Politics / Re: Muma Gee Escapes Assassination Fingers PDP Candidate by CR77(f): 12:08pm
tongue tongue tongue
thank God u no dey 9ja.. Minus one vote for our former president...
Autos / Re: Remote Control Electric Car Jack,Electric WheelSpanner, Electric Tyre Air Pump. by ladywise: 12:08pm
Politics / Re: Photo Of an Infant Undergoing Accreditation At Fulani Market Polling Unit by fallout87: 12:08pm
See APC.

Corruption, lies, stealing is only bad if PDP does it. When APC is the one doing, they have excuses or they say it is okay.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Happy Birthday Marieolae!!!!! by AgapeCharis(m): 12:08pm

First born of July grin
Politics / Re: Political Joke: Hilarious Reasons Why You Should Vote GEJ by Haywhymido(m): 12:08pm
i wont vote for her husband. She can keep her dry jokes for her husband,adopted children n d otuoke people at large
Business / Re: MERRYBET Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by pietre(m): 12:08pm
SC Goa - Lajong
Agriculture / Re: Investment In Farm Plantations Give Higher ROI Than Most Rental Apartments by hotmas911(m): 12:08pm
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by STPEACE(m): 12:08pm
thank God we dnt use to experience this mess in spain.
Politics / Re: Elections Materials Yet To Arrive VP Sambo Polling Unit- Vanguard by euwalaka: 12:08pm
..basically 99% of the youths are athome,surfing the internet and 50% of theaged are on the queue of the pollingunittrying to decide for "OUR" own future...isn'tthat IRONICAL í ½í¸•

Bros I agree with u, our youths r not interested in this election, but they are the one's complaining. very bad
Politics / Re: Photo: Ambode Waiting On The Queue To Get Accredited. by adaweezy(m): 12:08pm

Why? He can't speak good English and he is a fat fool.

So he can't speak queens English is now a problem for you
As if phonetics is tantamount to good governance
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Being Accredited [Photo] by Forwetinnah: 12:08pm
The DEVIL himself. ..who is running HELL while he's in Nigeria getting accredited. Shiooor!!
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by Omoedeki: 12:08pm
who's responsible for the hacking.
Jokes Etc / Can You Guess Who This Is? by brianromel(m): 12:08pm
My job is so f-ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.

She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.

I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel in the crown has got to be the f-ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.

He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big freaking dog to work.

Every freaking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single freaking day.

Anyway, I drive these f-tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*#t.
Politics / Re: PDP Sharing 1000 Note To Everyone In My Polling Unit(see Photo) by Mogidi: 12:08pm
The same pic you people have been losting for weeks.
Politics / Re: Photo Of an Infant Undergoing Accreditation At Fulani Market Polling Unit by soe(m): 12:08pm
And since when did INEC get involved with Common Entrance Examinations? NB, see the INEC official logo on the lady in the Hijab.
Do u get it?
Politics / Re: Inec Website Possibly Hacked !!!!!!!!!!!! by billyG: 12:08pm
PDP,fani kayode why
Politics / Re: Inec Championsleague Finale (photo) by Jbenue: 12:08pm
well done
Nairaland / General / Urgent! Why Some Card Readers Are Not Working And The Solution. by oluafolabi(m): 12:08pm
Some card readers are not working because the INEC officials didn't remove the protective covering on the fingerprint surface. Pls Share to create awareness.

Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Spouse Prevents You From Voting? by Beamborla(f): 12:08pm
Would lock the doors, get him aroused then lock myself in a room. cheesy
Politics / Re: Bomb Scare In Awka, Anambra State According To STV by Youngzedd(m): 12:08pm
An interim government.

This is what I smell.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Response After Card Reader Failure by dougivilla(m): 12:08pm

That is the result of Jonathan "politicising every Govt institution", from the military, to the Govt News Channels like NTA (and bribing the Private ones like AIT).

Just imagine if the "opposition" Presidential candidate is speaking and the American public press just cuts him off, while not doing the same to the sitting President?

Jonathan has not enabled a "level playing ground" for both candidates even in "Election Spending" whereby he loots our treasury and has access to UNLIMITED Campaign Money while his opponent has to go around begging for some coins.
We can see this as well, when he postponed the election, knowing that it would involve more "financial cost" to his opponent,,..... something he would not have a problem with?

Jonathan acts more like a "dictator" who thinks only himself must be heard.
We can see through his PRETENSE and no one is fooled.

He is just trying to get his hands on the "INCIDENCE REPORT FORM" so that they can go and Clone it.
That form should not be accessible until Voting time.
Jonathan is a FRAUD and a VOTE RIGGER.

He is very desperate to "CREATE" a rigging atmosphere.

Please remember to take your medications. Do not forget the doctor's advice: Depression and stroke are silent killers.
Autos / Re: Gud first Body Luxus Rx300@920k(neg) With Sharp Interior In Ph City.08025781637 by macanu(m): 12:08pm

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