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Health / Re: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by SeunEatsGARRI: 4:00am
Seun, you are a hypocrite.

You can see the love we Nairalanders have for GARRI yet you go about pretending you've never eaten GARRI before!

Seun you are a hypocrite undecided
Education / Re: Lasu 2014/2015 Admission process by tennygurl: 4:00am
Pls help me check owolola teniola promise..economics edu
Romance / Re: 10 Things Women Want Men To Better At by MizAusta(f): 3:59am
These men can be really funny though.
Autos / Re: Extremely Neat Mercedes Benz C200 2001 Model@1.6m (08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:59am
chibecanglobal:
Whatsapp or call 08096577304
Politics / Re: My Marriage Is Strong Despite Our Different Faiths – Pastor Mayowa Ikuforiji by myhoodlink: 3:59am
Wow, that's good to know. That's why it's good to define terms before the marriage proper. I see most Yoruba top men marrying Christian wives. That's good. Wishing them all happy marriage lives.
Autos / Re: Extremely Neat Bmw X5 2006@2.8M(08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:59am
chibecanglobal:
Call or whatsapp Chibuzo now
Politics / Re: Only I Can Save Lagos From Tinubu – Obanikoro by jeffizy(m): 3:59am
Messiah has spoken shocked
Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Sit At Home During The 2015 Elections by megabyte2: 3:58am
I will vote
Literature / Re: Some Hilarious Questions You Can't Answer. by hyfr: 3:58am
SATAN'S LAST NAME? SATAN BEELZEBUB,BUT WE JUST CALL HIM BUHARI ;DSATAN'S LAST NAME? SATAN BEELZEBUB,BUT WE JUST CALL HIM BUHARI
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Eustachio: 3:58am
My pic uploaded... It'll be up till Uti wins the money on day 63..

Thanks Waxdude and co, for the plot of land.. cool
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz C180 2002 Model@ 1.6M (08096577304 by chibecanglobal(m): 3:58am
Whatsapp or call 08096577304.
Phones / Re: Dont Do Airtel Bis. They Are Thief. Now It Times 4 Zapping by Uchefrancis16(m): 3:58am
Slonge2:
The rate @ which they zap data is outstanding and deserving of an award.

can you imagine this criminals drained about 1.5 gig of my data for accessing only nairaland and some other light browsing in just 5 days, after subscribing for their fraud of a plan that is purportedly 4gig.

once I exhaust this subscription, I must port to either glo or etisalat.

Thunder fire dia papa
Hello your data is not being zapped. it is only going according to the terms and conditions Airtel did perfectly well in hiding from us. To understand how Airtel data is being charged Read==> http://www.techdavids.com/2014/09/the-hidden-truth-about-airtel-android.html#.VG_6tdLF-ls
Islam for Muslims / Re: Being A Better Muslim? by Empiree: 3:58am
Hayubee, see if you can get motivation here
Autos / Re: Extremely Clean Bmw X3 2006@3m (08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:57am
Whatsapp or call 08096577304
Business / Re: Erm, They Now Sell This In Public In Lagos? by enjay1(m): 3:57am
odikwa vry risky.......chalk indeed
Romance / Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by iPhone6(m): 3:57am
dedons:
So

Please buy her the iPhone 6 for christmas gift.
It is very cheap at www.buyomart.com

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iPhone 6
16GB=₦137,386
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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C (Stream II) by olycholy(f): 3:57am
DinhoMVP:
team Rivers...if u are a lovely pretty girl posted to rivers state in need of accommodation...u can come stay in my house i live in PH and was posted to rivers...i didn't work it o
Was posted to rivers, n would need accommodation.
Food / Re: How To Pound Yam by tpia6: 3:56am
Autos / Re: Clean Registered Camry 2002/3(Few Months Used) @980k (08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:56am
chibecanglobal:
Whatsapp or call 08096577304
Phones / Re: Dont Do Airtel Bis. They Are Thief. Now It Times 4 Zapping by Uchefrancis16(m): 3:56am
Hello your data is not being zapped. it is only going according to the terms and conditions Airtel did perfectly well in hiding from us. To understand how Airtel data is being charged Read==> http://www.techdavids.com/2014/09/the-hidden-truth-about-airtel-android.html#.VG_6tdLF-ls
Politics / Re: Breaking: Tambuwal Picks Sokoto Governorship Form by egift(m): 3:56am
Francis5:
You are too sickening and patronizing for an Igbo man. You must be Joe Igbokwe, the Yoruba Lagos Igbo man

Nwokem, which one is your problem? You don't want him in Abuja and you are still angry he is heading home to Sokoto Government House? (You are too hateful for an Igbo man. You must be a member of saTAN). grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Performance As President Below Average – Obasanjo by Yeske2(m): 3:56am
babyosisi:


OBJoke started but didn't complete it
GEJ did
Let's get the records straight
I dey wait
Romance / Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Azukam1(m): 3:56am
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pple no dey sleep again. una they seek way to oppose ladies fashion. but to b real,they r do this for we guy ooooo. let appreciate them for their consideration. sleep dey catch me.
Business / Re: Agents Needed!!! by accurate123: 3:56am
Interested. .. What's app me 08144149500
Autos / Re: Very Neat Tokunbo Toyota Camry LE 2003@1.39M (08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:56am
chibecanglobal:
Whatsapp or call 08096577304
Culture / silly stuff Nigerians Do On Instagram by ebbymayox(m): 3:55am
Count your blessings, Instagram them one by one. Oh yes that’s the new saying now. If you still don’t have an Instagram account you missing a lot.Infact you’re most likely to be lost in this post.so go download and signup on instagram smiley. 

Here are The 10 kind of Nigerians you find on Instagram:

1. Team Kfb –
These are the most annoying group of people on Instagram, they post kfb on almost every post. Well for those that don’t know what kfb means, it means you’re not on Instagram, go sign up and find out what it means lol. Begging for a follow after every comment or post you see is rude and not polite, he will follow you if he/she wants too. I saw people posting kfb on Beyoncé Instagram page, Beyoncé doesn’t even follow Jay z so why will she follow you.How do I know this, check her Instagram page, she has 19 million followers and she following nobody(following zero)

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2. Filter Lords-
I sometimes use filters when necessary but there are these group of people that can’t just do without filter on any pictures they post call them the Instagram Dencia(Her royal majesty of skin tonning,nah that sound too nice, bleaching queen I mean).You now see the Dolapo,a.k.a walking shadow, your old secondary school crush all of a sudden looking so light skin on Instagram, and you start wondering isn’t that Dolapo ,omo iya alamala ?

3. The Selfie Duck-[/b]
It’s not only girls nowadays that takes selfies infront of a mirror even boys do also,yeah even me sometimes. All this group of people do on Instagram is post selfies of themselves,mostly in front of a mirror ,then add hashtags like #selfie#meAlone#mirrorselfie etc.



4.Mr “like all pictures”-
This group of people are mostly guys, they don’t post or comment that often, all they do is like any picture posted.You check your news feed are you see Obinna liked 90 pictures(20 seconds ago),nna when will Oga Obinna post his own pictures? .

5. The Comedian-
The chief obi class of people, this group of people are the ones that truly make Instagram all way fun, they’re always posting short funny videos that would make you laugh your Bottom off. If you don’t have the likes of chief obi, funny Africa pics,iamdulo,oluwakaponeski,crazeclown on your instagram list then you’re missing out a lot of laughter. They are the ones that have gotten fame and cash through Instagram, gone are those days when you have to be seen on TV to be popular, these days just post funny videos ,get more followers are you can sign autograph on beautiful excited female fan’s bosom lol.



6.Mr.”Na me gym pass”-
He his always in the gym, posting pictures of his “8 packs”.You wonder if he got a day time job



7. The fashionista-
#floraljumpsuit #sundayRedandWhiteAnkara #iroAndBuba #newlook,these are the kind of hashtags you see on their daily fashion post. It’s always about the cloth they wore on Monday or the iro and buba they wore to church last Sunday. They have the most colorful Instagram page,’cos it’s always about the right color worn.I like this group sha smiley!

8. The Hashtag Assassins-
The Chuck Norris and James Bond of hashtags. Let me first confess, I was also a member till I understood what hashtags are meant for. Hashtags are used so Instagram search engines can find and categorize pictures with same tags.For instance, if you type #puffpuff in one of your pictures, any user anywhere in the world looking for “puffpuff” can find your picture. How can someone type an hashtag looking like a page from Edet and Simbi English Textbook and expect that another user somewhere to find his picture .Biko don’t string too many words together with a single hashtag



9.The Instagram Columbus-
Today she is posting a picture of herself with burj khalifa in the background ,hashtag #Indubaichilling.Tomorrow another picture of her with the london bridge ,next she’s posing with the colosseum in Italy.You start getting jealous and wondering if she’s a pilot or an air hostess,’cos where does such money for that kind of travel falls from?



10. Madam Multiple Photos(MMP) –
This group is dominated by mostly girls ,I find them really annoying. You mirror the same single image in 2 or four squares using those insta apps, Girl did you missed the Physics class on “reflection” in your High school??



So which group do you belong too? If you like my post follow me on Instagram @mayorblades tongue
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Politics / Re: How Many States Do You Think Will Come Out Of Nigeria? by SirHouloo(m): 3:55am
Nigerdelta
Biafra
Oduduwa
Na others sabi.
Autos / Re: Volkswagen Sharan @950k Only (08096577304) by chibecanglobal(m): 3:55am
Whatsapp or call 08096577304
Phones / Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by geniusbami(m): 3:55am
I want to give 500 MB MTN data to just one person for only ₦700. Who's ready?

Politics / Re: My Marriage Is Strong Despite Our Different Faiths – Pastor Mayowa Ikuforiji by ikaboy: 3:55am
i wonder what she teaches her congregation. Probably how to bleach.
Romance / Re: Girls Vs Guys by Hazardd: 3:55am
sophieabou:
i comment,,what to do?? cheesy
Then meet me for serious talk,please not after we finish talking you will start to gossip about me grin

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