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Politics / Re: FCT Court Did Not Sack Sheriff – Oladipo by Shukuakukobambi: 8:57pm
Hehehehehe cheesy cheesy

All of una no well cheesy
Religion / Re: Muslims Need To Start Asking Some Hard Questions About Islam And Mohammed. by masseratti: 8:57pm
I think you raised a valid point, honestly little is known about Mohammed Pbuh, I think Muslims should really ask questions about the authors of the koran and all the hadiths the hadiths contradict themselves alot, some choose to believe some others another, the printing press brought an end to the dark ages in Europe the people had access to the bible in various languages apart from latin And the people asked difficult questions, now We have koran and hadiths translated into languages people can now ask questions, Muslim scholars on nairaland should not run away from the op questions, there must be answers
Autos / Re: Neatly Used Honda CRV 2000 @ N650K Negotiable by TrumpDonald2: 8:57pm
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 8:57pm
Dadehmola:
Tape it shut, you contour-headed charlatan!

We are more concerned with your foolish analogy that judged the strength of a league with the performance of its NT that comprises of 100% home-based players.
The past or immediate past records of the NT is irrelevant in this particular discussion, you pasty cùntbucket!

Since the Azzurri NT (that had 100% homebased players) failed woefully at the 2010 WC, the serie A was arguably the worst league in Europe at that time & shoulda been ranked with leagues in Azerbaijan, Cyprus etc!!

Adedayo - you are a fòol!!! grin grin


But during this time frame, there was a period when EPL clubs dominated the European stage, despite the uselessness of the English NT, isn't it?

You keep tying yourself in tortuous knots of logic with these ìdiotic ideas that keep failing simple IQ tests.

It's a shame, honestly!!

You must be high on used menstrual pads to think you are making any sense.

Immediately your stùpid logic fell flat on its face, common sense & decorum dictates that you shoulda stylishly withdrawn with your tails in between your legs but ofcourse, that swear wey dem don swear for you no gree make you reason wella.



2006 Italy won the wprld cup with majority Serie A players
2010 Spain won the world cup with majority La Liga players
2014 Germany won the world cup with majority Bundesliga players
___ ________ won the world cup with majority EPL players

FIll in the gap oponu amukunmeko
Literature / Re: A Broken Destiny: The Sword Of Vengeance by Adasun(m): 8:57pm
no 9it fud?cheesy
Travel / Re: Images You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Entered KEKE-NAPEP! by Ezionye(f): 8:57pm
grin grin

Lwkm

One of the best
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 9 by profx4real(m): 8:57pm
SilentPistol:

Please someone should answer this. I'm not sure there's a way to check without actually applying.

U can check/track the next available date for Visa interview by registering @ustraveldocs.com/ng
Business / Re: CBN To Admit Bdcs Into Interbank Market by deji47: 8:57pm
grandstar:


I think it's a good policy. It will bring down sharply the difference between the official and black market rates. The official is 280 and the black market 330.The difference is 50naira or 20% gap.

It should not be more than 3%

With their entrance, the black market may drop to 300 or less

Theoretically, Yes. But knowing Nigeria......
Romance / Re: A Choir Members Confession (snapshot) by ouigy99(m): 8:57pm
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Romance / Re: Propose First Or Straight To Marriage? by Baddo101(m): 8:57pm
propozu kwa?
Romance / Re: The REAL Reason People Dump You , According To Your Zodiac Sign by tonyedouglas(m): 8:57pm
its all lil true sha
Romance / Re: On Feminism: Patriarchy-peddled Male Privileges. by SAINTSAMURAII(m): 8:57pm
SunehriLasgidi:
Why would a loving god slay your enemies when he could easily make them your friends?

I mean, he can do everything.

Why would he harden their hearts?

That sounds like what an evil deity would do.

he was not the one that hardened their hearts, they have free will to choose what to do or what to believe. yeah our enemies can become our friends, that is why he gave us the mandate to preach to sinners. but if any one plans to kill us then he will destroy them becaus we are his children.
Romance / Re: Free Book: Attracting The Opposite Sex Conveniently by funbat: 8:57pm
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Romance / Re: What You Guys Dont Understand. by STFUareyouG0d: 8:57pm
MrCork:



...ok..so do u hav nyansh plus boooobsi an can u cook? smiley
but why are you always talking about nyansh and s£x on Nairaland? undecided
Business / Re: A Nairalander Ventures Into Snail Farming by odimbannamdi(m): 8:57pm
Good evening guys.

My farming site has been cleared.

Check out the pics.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 8:57pm
I'm here to skin heads like him, boy im patient. . . ./

Imma render my services, assist him in dying tonight, im a death killer agent. . . ./
Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by bejeiodus(m): 8:57pm
Sheriff really has a knack for the absurd. His well written comedy script was perfectly delivered by the cast. Who could have thought he would pull such a 'big crowd'? He needs to ask Ali Baba why he charges so much for his shows when he can provide Nigerians with free melodramatic show.
Literature / Re: Survival Of The Curse. A Werewolf Story. by NevetsIbot(m): 8:56pm
slimsue:
NevetsIbot my chairman, this is too Gud. I wish I can watch this. Weldone sir smiley smiley
abeg support me with prayer o so that hollywood will come to act it o... Ion see nollywood acting like this in 50years gringringrin. Thanks dear
Travel / Re: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 9 by SilentPistol: 8:56pm
tolanibb:
first available date July 11 2016 Abuja and Lagos

Thank you very much.
Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by Emmysteve(m): 8:56pm
Lol. Comedians
Business / Re: Dairo Damilola Opeyemi Redefining Auto-parts Business In Nigeria by GreatManBee: 8:56pm
Education / Re: Unilag Postgraduate MASTERS/MSC 2016/2017 Past Question & Answers Download Here by iAmCharis: 8:56pm
Hi kalan, please, how much is the school fees for MIT?
Romance / Re: Help A Nigga Out..im Not Gay Thou by Babzilla: 8:56pm
KingCheezyPuff:
°Hi,Obon. smiley Will you tell me something?
...what does yer name mean that it works folk up so bad??

Obo means vagina or pùssý. .. I dont know the rest you can checkbout his profile for more clues grin
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by BlueWizAngel: 8:56pm
richkid1:
"UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN hereby inform all UTME candidates seeking admission into the institution to note that online capturing of required information for screening exercise will hold between Monday 11th July, 2016 and 25th July, 2016.
The university will only give consideration to UTME candidates who choose UNILORIN as their first choice.
Instructions to Candidates
1. Visit the University PORTAL https://eportal.Unilorin.edu.ng/ and click on online Screening of UTME Application.
2. Download Transaction Reference. The downloading will require you to supply JAMB Registration Number, Names and select the bank you wish to pay to.
3. Take the transaction Reference to any branch of the selected bank for payment
4. After payment, visit the University Portal https://eportal.unilorin.edu.ng/ to fill ion the required details including your result, upload scanned copy of your certificate(s) and 1" x 1" colour passport photograph with red background in JPEG format only (Note use your Transaction Reference as PIN to open the screening forms)
5. Detailed results from at most two of the following examinations SSCE, NECO, NABTEB should be provided.
Candidates awaiting result should supply it within one week of release
6. On completion, preview, confirm, submit and print out Screening Summary Report
ELIGIBILITY
UNILORIN will admit only candidates who made at least five (5) credit passes in SSCE/NECO/NABTEB in the relevant subjects at not more than two sittings and a minimum of upper credit for Direct Entry candidates. To verify the relevant subjects for your course, visit the online JAMB Brochure
Any candidates who fail to participate in the screening exercise will not be considered for admission into the university."

source:http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/en/2013-09-02-10-18-35/notification-feed/5264-scam-alert-all-admission-seeker

Shebi u see say d stuff na disclaimer.
Agriculture / Re: Whatsapp Group STRICTLY For Agribusiness Partnership by AifyGod: 8:56pm
Add me 07022429068
Phones / Re: Get Airtel 100mb For #100 Valid For 30 Days by maxibrainz55: 8:56pm
ayufun:
you've not credited me ooooooo
I don send your data since you no talk again embarassed
ayufun:
you've not credited me ooooooo
I don send your data since you no talk again
Politics / Re: Niger Deltans And The Shameless Claim By Some Igbos Here. by Adaure4ever(f): 8:56pm
HopeAtHand:


Hehehe.. no wam.

U dey win me 1-0.
you see how pathetic and clownish yot sound.
In this thread, you will threatening him and bragging to confront him with your fellow ikwerre touts.
The D-day came, you chicken out, all you know to come online and rant like a pregnant woman.
Religion / Re: How Your Attachment Looks Like In The Spiritual Realm. by soulpeppersoup(m): 8:56pm
Jozzy4:
how can that be justified considering the fact that the Lady in that picture is flesh and blood not an immaterial soul ?

besides, your mythical immaterial souls dey put on attachments ? grin undecided

That woman is soul not flesh please. The analysis of op is out of proportion though.
Autos / Re: Neatly Used RX300 2002 Model @ Give Away Price by TrumpDonald2: 8:56pm
TrumpDonald:
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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Unconventional Marriage Wasn't Meant For Everyone by SunehriLasgidi(f): 8:56pm
Go joor! Hehehehe... Why would you believe a snake could talk?

How would you believe that Noah got penguins from Antarctica?

Guy, you are too strange!

SAINTSAMURAII:
lol funny you. i must make u believe, u aint going nowhere.
Business / Re: YIEDP, Who Else Got Message From Heritage Bank, Let's Meet Here. by Funjosh(m): 8:56pm
The first set of people that had their training have it at CBN branches in Lagos and Abuja, don't know why they are sending this batch to orientation camp. Let just keep calm and watch how things unfold.






Hopefully things will work out as expected. smiley






donbuscka:
This arrangement doesn't make sense at all. This is CBN and Heritage yet all they could do is pack people in hostels, open to mosquito with dirty bathroom and toilet... Food be like children's cooking play food... Men would carry plate and spoon like prisoners. Begging for buckets as though in school. Its not just encouraging. Idealy, CBN has branches in every state capital, each branch has training hall... Why not send people for training at the state capital where they are. Pay them 3k perday hotel allowance for the 4 days which is 12k... Is it too much to pay to Nigerian youth? But if it were to go abroad for treatment, govt will spend millions and billions. They no just try... Simple
Politics / Re: Buhari Certificate Palaver: Court Rules On Thursday by oloriooko(m): 8:56pm
naijadeyhia:



You clearly do not know the difference between a statement of result and a certificate and that a statement of result could be lost and when a request for a fresh copy is made it is given based on current date. Clearly Education has failed you...night classes is an option.
My question to you mr voltron defender of the certificateless is did you notice the date on the statement? So all these while he has been contesting, he's not been presenting anything abi? This statement was suddenly manufactured cuz of eyebrows raised if not the guy would have simply ignored it.
Bros every step the guy takes trying to defend this matter makes it more obvious the guy is purely certificateless

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