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Phones / Re: New Tecno A7 Specifications by mikron(m): 1:11am
is this not phantom Z? the latest flagship tecno phone?
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Spend On A Guy by valdes00(m): 1:11am
I'd rather remain single than date sum kind of girls....
Religion / Re: If Hell Is Real Then Half Population Of Earth Is Doomed by Oduduwaboy(m): 1:11am
LyfeJennings: I be muslim but Guy, Hell is real. It is over real and not just 99.9% of the world is doomed but 99.99% of the people that's ever existed since Adam are Hell bound
Wow...what a wonderful sadistic god we have!
Adverts / Re: Get Free Customized Wristbands!!! by Tonywireless: 1:10am
TONY WIRELESS COMMUNICATION has been in existence since January 2006 till now in Nigeria,we are number one
corporate gift manufacturers in Nigeria,registered with the Nigerian corporate affairs commission(CAC)we have
several years of experience in wristband production and branding in general,our manufacturing company is
located in Amsterdam Europe,where our wristband manufacturing machines are stationed as a result of proximity
to source of raw materials,with the possession of our private wristband and corporate gift manufacturing
machines this enable us give prices for all corporate gifts at an amazing low prices you cannot get any where in
Nigeria and china.

we give special preference to already existing importers of wristbands and other corporate gifts,(those
with proves of being an existing importer)so u don't need to look too far to china,u.k or else where,when you
can get a better manufacturing price from us.we also give special incentive to bulk manufacturers,send us
your design and get a quick quote.

we have worked with most multinational companies,popular politicians,churches within the shores of Nigeria,
Africa,Europe and the world at large.we have hundreds of creative gifts to choose from,ranging from your low
budget to high end client, our products include,
customized Wristband
customized power bracelets
customized Event Access wristband
customized lapel pins(plastic and metal)
customized key chain(pvc and metal)
customized lanyards
customized paper sticker
customized laminated paper bag
customized Hand fan
customized shirts
customized caps
customized wristband flash
customized pens
customized notepad/jotters
customized compressed towel
customized wrist watch(pvc/leather)
customized umbrella
customized car steering cover
customized car number plate
customized car inner glass sunshade
customized car dome sticker
customized car metal sticker
customized car suction cup glass flag
customized car door flag
customized car paper air freshener
customized car glass logo
Basically we produce any promotional item you desire that can promote your name...Just imagine it,give us an
order and we get it produced.We humbly wait to work with you and make your desire come to reality.
pls note,customers are always advised to plan or book for production @ least three weeks ahead,if its meant
for an event to avoid production rush.

PHONE NO:08027397747(whatsapp),08051923895


EMAIL:Azuka12@hotmail.co.uk

WEBSITE:www.tonywire.com

FACEBOOK PAGE:www.facebook.com/blackberrythings

OFFICE ADDRESS:
LAGOS:METRO QUARTERS OFF KODESHO ROAD,BLOCK 653B SUITE 1 DANIEL PLAZA COMPUTER VILLAGE IKEJA LAGOS STATE

BENIN:SHOP B4 JUNE 12 SHOPPING COMPLEX OPPOSITE HALL4 UNIBEN UGBOWO CAMPUS BENIN CITY EDO STATE

Romance / Don't Cheat!!! by adonbilivit: 1:10am
we often say stuffs like "he is not romantic" but i have a feeling most people don't have an idea what romance really means. explain it without consulting your dictionary, google or any other source. Romance section peeps turn up!
Business / Re: Security Event Wristband Tag Avaliable At Skydiv Wristbranding Ltd by Tonywireless: 1:10am
TONY WIRELESS COMMUNICATION has been in existence since January 2006 till now in Nigeria,we are number one
corporate gift manufacturers in Nigeria,registered with the Nigerian corporate affairs commission(CAC)we have
several years of experience in wristband production and branding in general,our manufacturing company is
located in Amsterdam Europe,where our wristband manufacturing machines are stationed as a result of proximity
to source of raw materials,with the possession of our private wristband and corporate gift manufacturing
machines this enable us give prices for all corporate gifts at an amazing low prices you cannot get any where in
Nigeria and china.

we give special preference to already existing importers of wristbands and other corporate gifts,(those
with proves of being an existing importer)so u don't need to look too far to china,u.k or else where,when you
can get a better manufacturing price from us.we also give special incentive to bulk manufacturers,send us
your design and get a quick quote.

we have worked with most multinational companies,popular politicians,churches within the shores of Nigeria,
Africa,Europe and the world at large.we have hundreds of creative gifts to choose from,ranging from your low
budget to high end client, our products include,
customized Wristband
customized power bracelets
customized Event Access wristband
customized lapel pins(plastic and metal)
customized key chain(pvc and metal)
customized lanyards
customized paper sticker
customized laminated paper bag
customized Hand fan
customized shirts
customized caps
customized wristband flash
customized pens
customized notepad/jotters
customized compressed towel
customized wrist watch(pvc/leather)
customized umbrella
customized car steering cover
customized car number plate
customized car inner glass sunshade
customized car dome sticker
customized car metal sticker
customized car suction cup glass flag
customized car door flag
customized car paper air freshener
customized car glass logo
Basically we produce any promotional item you desire that can promote your name...Just imagine it,give us an
order and we get it produced.We humbly wait to work with you and make your desire come to reality.
pls note,customers are always advised to plan or book for production @ least three weeks ahead,if its meant
for an event to avoid production rush.

PHONE NO:08027397747(whatsapp),08051923895


EMAIL:Azuka12@hotmail.co.uk

WEBSITE:www.tonywire.com

FACEBOOK PAGE:www.facebook.com/blackberrythings

OFFICE ADDRESS:
LAGOS:METRO QUARTERS OFF KODESHO ROAD,BLOCK 653B SUITE 1 DANIEL PLAZA COMPUTER VILLAGE IKEJA LAGOS STATE

BENIN:SHOP B4 JUNE 12 SHOPPING COMPLEX OPPOSITE HALL4 UNIBEN UGBOWO CAMPUS BENIN CITY EDO STATE

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by ThowLou(m): 1:10am
Inquisitive123: @thowlou yes I went to head office early last month...dey told me d story of the gods....dey said soon and very soon...dey will call us for TS...dat its ebola dat slowed down the process..info I am getting from some1 in TS is dat a set will pass out dis october...maybe dats wat is delaying d next set of peeps entering TS....
@kakashi,yes I wrote d test in lagos....man must move on o..not after all d stress of looking for 2milla...and only God can tell wen GTB will invite peeps for TS...

I got access invite in February and turned it down. A decision I have not regretted one bit. I have a lot of folks in access and I m not hearing good stories. I am not discouraging you in any way, it's your decision but make sure you consider the importance of your sanity before you take the plunge. Whatever your decision is, all the best wink
Religion / Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 1:10am
Culture / Re: These Clever Drawings Will Make You Question Everything Wrong With The World by MayorofLagos(m): 1:10am
abdulaz: what is the difference between a painter's paint and that of his own blood, both of them are pigments alike

when shyyt breaks...follow the money!

this is a crypted phrase popular in the underworld meaning when danger lurks the money carries more value than life.

The scenery in that art is New York or Chicago, mafia territory, there's darkness and shadow all around. Painting was one of the popular fronts they used to launder dirty money. The lost life has little value but the spilled paint is a great concern, it must be saved!
Romance / Re: Am I Chasing Him Away With My ‘dumbness’? by clemz85(m): 1:09am
enemy of thread wanted to close this thread are you the Dude?
Romance / Re: To Buy Sanitary Pad For Ladies; Is It A Bad Idea Even As A Father To Daughter? by glitest(f): 1:09am
Ngirl1: I don't think it's wrong. When I was at home, if I need sanitary pads and I don't have money for it, I simply ask my dad. He'd ask me what I need money for, I'd tell him, he'd give me the money and that's all. Also, I sometimes tell my brothers to help me buy it when they're going to the supermarket and they do. I really don't think it's a big deal.
Me neither.. My Dad has gotten menstral pads for me on numerous occasions. Its no taboo.
Romance / Re: Possible For Groom To Be Eyeing Chief Bridesmaid On The Wedding Day by Exponental(m): 1:08am
All brides should ensure d bestie doesnt overshadow them in d looks n performance. If she dances more than u, dont use her. Ensure her make up is light else, temptation tinz oo!

Celebrities / Re: Nairaland's First Ever Live Comedy Show! by Dolemite(f): 1:08am
Wheres the jokes?
 
Romance / Re: Share Your Worst Dating Experience by dowjones(m): 1:08am
SuPeRq: Ma own was actually funny . We are said 2 be dating buh he always calld once per 2weekz for 45secs en hanged up. D most funniest part was dt b4 I accepted 4 ds dumbass he nearly die . Was claiming JeGede untop SUG president dah he was


I don't like talking on the phone too and my Girl understands this (I mention it all the time) . It's more or less a psychological thing. Except it's brief business calls I don't enjoy talking on the phone and I have many friends like this.
Some men like talking on the phone and whiling away productive time with a girl they'd spend over 5 hours that day with. Some others consider it's Unnecessary.
Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Kindly Give This Boy An Escape Plan(photo) by bngene: 1:08am
Let him wake up from his sleep and stop dreaming.
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Outstanding Ex Beauty Queens In Nigeria ( Photos ) by ChristyG(f): 1:07am
Gboliwe: Looking at all these beauty queens again, I think Omawunmi is the prettiest. She has a kind of innocence I just admire.

The others are pretty too but there's one I wonder how she got in there in the first place sef lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Please Help! I'm Tired Of Sleeeping With Girls! HELP me!!! not CURSE me!! by DonaldGenes(m): 1:07am
TrucksCEO: Please how can I stop this habit, I'm tired of chasing anything in skirt, its so bad that last week in the bank, I got slapped by a worker for openly, confidently flirting with her, I even wanted to take her home for lunch.

Please help me, I really want to curb this habit. Thanks
I suggest submitting yourself to any Nearest Police Station
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Outstanding Ex Beauty Queens In Nigeria ( Photos ) by ChristyG(f): 1:07am
Gboliwe: Looking at all these beauty queens again, I think Omawunmi is the prettiest. She has a kind of innocence I just admire.

The others are pretty too but there's one I wonder how she got in there in the first place sef lipsrsealed
actually it is omowunmi not oma
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by GreatGatsby(m): 1:07am
The blacklist.

Crime. Action.

I love this series, I just pray it continues.

Religion / Re: A Thread For Catholics by SalC: 1:07am
Kamsified:
Very true
I'm happy with the influx of newbies to the thread in recent times and each says the same thing.
It's called evangelism without microphone grin

My faith my pride
Yeah I remember it goes back to when POPEII joined us, like vest, his first post was made on this thread and his words "I have been following this thread as a guest" but that of vest surprised me for he know almost everyone here, that shows he has followed the thread for long.

And the link he gave was quite interesting, it reminds me of this link too,

http://www.philvaz.com/apologetics/apolog.htm. It's another enlightening site
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by baye2023(m): 1:07am
Bibbzy: Hw peopl dey talk abt poly over here is not encouragin at all! Dem dey use style tel us nt to apply 2 poly dat poly nah rubissh o! O ga o!

As far as am concern beloved bro Poly life nd education is d best in research,practicals nd learning rigourously buh d Discrimination is Too much in Nigeria especially in d Civil service or Work industry [Whichever]

If u have money for PD go for it dan poly, nd if u in poly aiidy b crious about it nd come out wif strong upper or distinction..

Lyk rrkrang said getting MSC is nt easy after HNd [I swear u will blame ursef goin fr HND] In my school i knw a lecturer who is my Dads Friend, He finished frm yct wif Hnd Distinction nd was retained as a lecturer..For promotion he had to go fr Msc buh had to do PGD 2yrs nd some other stuffs making 3yrs b4 doin Msc [2yrs] making 5yrs [All his children are graduate] His even d one advising me nt to go fr Hnd..Since wen he has bin lecturing dey avnt given him Hod,dean which dey give [Bsc-Msc holders] his better off dis Bsc holders nd dey still go meet him fr problems [Mech.Engineering dpt]

Poly edu is Good buh nt in Nigeria..the Discrimination is too much...
Politics / Re: Is Abubakar Shekau Dead?? *pics Included* by GenBuhari(m): 1:07am
This fake BH?

this man is an actor working for our corrupt govt and taking orders from the American CIA

Does anybody have any history on this actor that they call Shekau?

What is his state of origin?

Where are his family?

Chances are that the actor may not even be from Nigeria and may never have even stepped foot into Nigeria.
Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by emmabest2000(m): 1:07am
Ksslib: Some of you Ajebutters might have heard people saying some of this stuff but had no idea what they meant... Well here are few i can think of...

1..You don see me finish: This is often used when someone you're much older than doesnt accord you proper respect.. Typical scenario:
Person; Hmmmmn! Who mess this kain thing na?
Small boy:: Na Brother luke
Br Luke::: I no blame you. You don see me finish

2..I dey H:: I dey H is a coded way we use to express hunger. The H there stands for Hunger and its pretty popular and very much used by quite a hadful.
E.g:: guy,you never cook cos me dey H badly o.

3..E go be na: This might sound strange hearing it for the first time cos its just a phrase that doesnt make sense.. But its a way saying later, till we meet again..e..t..c
Guy1:-Ok ma dey reach house.
Guy2:- Ok my guy.. E go be na.

4..Park well: Not only the security man can tell you to park well. Even those without cars in Naija do park well. Park well is used to dare someone..
Guy 1:- see, i go leave this bottle for your head oo
Guy2: bone that thing.. Guy i say park well.

5..Bone that thing: Yea! Bone right?. But it has nothing to do with the skeletal system. Bone that thing can be used as another form of park well in some cases, but its mostly used as just forget it..
Guy1: If i see rukewe, i swear me go land ha slap
Guy2: You big pass that one na. just bone the babe.
2nd case:
Man; young man i'l deal with you. You know who i am?
Boy: Oga dis one na just grammar. Bone that thing

6. I wan crash: Nope! It has nothing to do with plane crash so keep calm. I wan crash is the pidgin version of i'm feeling sleepy or off to bed.
Guy: you fit help me type this document?
Guy2: tomorrow abeg. Cos i wan crash so

7..I dey high table: Owanbe party freaks and those of you who love eating burial rice can easily identify with High table. But in this case, i dey high table is used when you're eating.
Guy: walks in and see's his guy eating**
Guy2: My guy i dey high table o. Con join me.

8..I go treat f.f.uck-up: has nothing to do with sex. Its used when you're planning to get back at someone who betrayed,wronged or annoyed you.
Guy: skippo no gree pay me my money oo
Guy 2: guy no worry. We go treat him f.f.uck-up

9..I go enter you o: Its logically/anatomically cheesy impossible for a human being to enter another human being but in pidgin it is. This is used to warn someone off an iminent attack from your part.
Guy: **Slaps him**.. You dey kolo. Who you be?
Guy2: **pulls shirt** you dey mad? Guy if you try am again, i swear i go enter you..

10. I don moose: But pronounced as Murze .. Star,Heinekein(spell check) ,Gulder and harp lovers use this line to express their drunken state.
Guy: why you dey behave like this na?
Guy; My guy i don moose.

11.Make brain: God is the giver of life alright. The brain is by far one of, if not the most outstanding organ. But we don dey make brain for pidgin tey tey.
Guy: ooh boy..See that mami water
guy2: oh boy.. see shape. She make brain die.

Happy new month..
Add yours..
You tried no bi small tongue
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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With Being Short? by Exjoker(m): 1:06am
Short people dont see something far beyond there nose,
they dont see something behind the fence,
they have short life circle
short income
short people are not usually respected in the community etc
To be a short man smh is not adviserAble at all
Romance / Re: What's Your Love Language? by valdes00(m): 1:06am
*space booked*... I will cum bck in d mornin to comment..... *spreads mat*
Business / Re: Advantages Of Tyvek Wristbands To Your Events. by Tonywireless: 1:06am
TONY WIRELESS COMMUNICATION has been in existence since January 2006 till now in Nigeria,we are number one
corporate gift manufacturers in Nigeria,registered with the Nigerian corporate affairs commission(CAC)we have
several years of experience in wristband production and branding in general,our manufacturing company is
located in Amsterdam Europe,where our wristband manufacturing machines are stationed as a result of proximity
to source of raw materials,with the possession of our private wristband and corporate gift manufacturing
machines this enable us give prices for all corporate gifts at an amazing low prices you cannot get any where in
Nigeria and china.

we give special preference to already existing importers of wristbands and other corporate gifts,(those
with proves of being an existing importer)so u don't need to look too far to china,u.k or else where,when you
can get a better manufacturing price from us.we also give special incentive to bulk manufacturers,send us
your design and get a quick quote.

we have worked with most multinational companies,popular politicians,churches within the shores of Nigeria,
Africa,Europe and the world at large.we have hundreds of creative gifts to choose from,ranging from your low
budget to high end client, our products include,
customized Wristband
customized power bracelets
customized Event Access wristband
customized lapel pins(plastic and metal)
customized key chain(pvc and metal)
customized lanyards
customized paper sticker
customized laminated paper bag
customized Hand fan
customized shirts
customized caps
customized wristband flash
customized pens
customized notepad/jotters
customized compressed towel
customized wrist watch(pvc/leather)
customized umbrella
customized car steering cover
customized car number plate
customized car inner glass sunshade
customized car dome sticker
customized car metal sticker
customized car suction cup glass flag
customized car door flag
customized car paper air freshener
customized car glass logo
Basically we produce any promotional item you desire that can promote your name...Just imagine it,give us an
order and we get it produced.We humbly wait to work with you and make your desire come to reality.
pls note,customers are always advised to plan or book for production @ least three weeks ahead,if its meant
for an event to avoid production rush.

PHONE NO:08027397747(whatsapp),08051923895


EMAIL:Azuka12@hotmail.co.uk

WEBSITE:www.tonywire.com

FACEBOOK PAGE:www.facebook.com/blackberrythings

OFFICE ADDRESS:
LAGOS:METRO QUARTERS OFF KODESHO ROAD,BLOCK 653B SUITE 1 DANIEL PLAZA COMPUTER VILLAGE IKEJA LAGOS STATE

BENIN:SHOP B4 JUNE 12 SHOPPING COMPLEX OPPOSITE HALL4 UNIBEN UGBOWO CAMPUS BENIN CITY EDO STATE

Literature / Re: Nairaland E-workshop For Writers---Comment Thread by rapmike(m): 1:05am
Divepen:
lol
I sort of knew you will come back for it, so I did not look for someone else...
As for how...It is up to you.

Its starts when this month? And when will my own segment start? I will break it down to smaller bits.
Literature / Re: Nairaland E-workshop For Writers---Comment Thread by rapmike(m): 1:05am
Divepen:
lol
I sort of knew you will come back for it, so I did not look for someone else...
As for how...It is up to you.

Its starts when this month? I will break it down to smaller bits.
Religion / Re: I Am A Muslim ,i Despise Bokoharam by Lucario007(m): 1:04am
honeychild: @Lucario007
This is not a debate about whether Islam is better than. Christianity. It's about Muslims trying to say violence isn't enjoined in their religion.

Now to your point:

1. I am in 100% agreement with the Bible when it says women should be silent in church. Women on the pulpit is not permitted by the Bible.

2. The "genocides" recorded in the Bible was a judgement on the inhabitants of Canaan. Canaanite culture was one of the most depraved in human history.Their cculture involved child sacrifice amongst others. God had taken note of their depravity since the time of Abraham. But he waited 400 years until their cup of iniquity was full. He then decided to remove them from his face, using the Israelites.

3. I am a married woman and I am 100% in support of submission to my husband. It makes for a peaceful and happy home.

1. and of course this blatant act of sexism is okay to you? I have no comment.

2. Yes... child sacrifice as if children have never been sacrificed by God in the bible, the killing of all the first born males in Egypt, testing Abraham to kill his only son, Jephthah offering his only daughter and only child up to the Lord as a burnt offering...

still despite how depraved they where does it justify killing the innocent children and newborns who were uncorrupted and had no idea as to why they where killed?? If your answer is yes, then I will have to assume you have no conscience.

3. So you would submit to him even if he beat you up everyday, slept around, was irresponsible and abusive? Simply because you have a loving husband you submit to him, would you still submit if he was abusive?

you also ignored the part about slavery, abuse, where it was written that if you are Molested you should marry your Molester and only answered what was suitable to you.

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