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ARKPORS 2013........funniest by toygod2: 10:54pm On Jan 04, 2013
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EMEKA : Akpors,why are you holding a ROBB?
AKPORS ; You said we are going to rob a bank tonite.

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LOL.............Akpors wear condom go sleep,because ,hm no wan give him dream girl belle

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TEACHER ; What is the difference,between LOVE n LUST?
AKPOS ; The spelling

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TUNDE ; What is the prove,that men can focus two things at a time?
AKPORS ; B.reast

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AHMED ; You ran away from the naked Lady. Why?
AKPORS ; Because my mother said "if i look at a naked lady,i will turn to stone. And a part of me , was already getting hard.

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TEACHER ; Why is it that,we see lightening first,before thunder?
AKPORS ; It is because our eye is in front of our ear.

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Akpors took the house keys,and was about leaving.
DAD ; Where are you going with the HOUSE KEY?
AKPORS ; I want to use it,to open a bank account.















FELICITATION 2 THOSE THAT CARE....................TOYGOD IS ALIVE grin grin grin
Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by Lagusta(m): 11:17pm On Jan 04, 2013
Guy u get mouth pass the gate to my house...

Love the collection...
Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:06am On Jan 05, 2013
LOL! This is really the latest Akpors joke around!!
Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by toygod2: 12:21am On Jan 05, 2013
Tanx Guys..........appreciate! wink
Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:26am On Jan 05, 2013
Nice jokes.keep it up
Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by toygod2: 12:30am On Jan 05, 2013
Yeah, name SAKE................luv cheesy

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