AKPORS:- Sweetheart, i’m GEJ

EKAITTE:- U’r kidding, Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)

AKPORS:- I mean, i’m GEJ- GOING ON EMERGENCY JOURNEY!

EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U’re not serious! What kind of journey are u going on?

AKPORS:- OBJ

EKAITTE:- To meet Obasanjo?

AKPORS:- No, it means ON A BUSSINESS JOURNEY.

EKAITTE:- Oh!

AKPORS:- Yes… IBB

EKAITTE:- Babangida?

AKPORS:- I’LL BE BACK

EKAITTE:- *smiles*

AKPORS:- Till then ACN.

EKAITTE:- U want to join Politics?

AKPORS:- I’LL ALWAYS CALL UR NUMBER.

EKAITTE:- Hmmm…

AKPORS:- While i’m away, PDP with love.

EKAITTE:- Whats?

AKPORS:- PLEASE DON’T PLAY WITH OUR LOVE.

EKAITTE:- U know i won’t BRF.

AKPORS:- What has lagos state governor, got to do with all this!?

EKAITTE (smiles):- I’LL BE RIGHTOUS & FAITHFUL!

AKPORS:- I trust u

EKAITTE:- FOOL!

AKPORS (Screamed):- Whaaat!?

EKAITTE:- FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE!

Who Killed It Akpors Or Ekaitte??