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Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
Nonsense, they deleted my first ever thread but I'm not going to complain, I'll just make new ones. In this thread, I'm going to be comparing and pitting against two of our favorite storybook characters, Jesus and Superman. SIMILARITIES * They both claim to be not of this earth but both have Caucasian features * They both suffer from messiah complex * They were both sent by their fathers on a mission * Both of them can fly * They have both come back from the dead. * They both have an insanely powerful being as a villain. * and they are both part of a trinity SCENARIO Superman is transported to an alternate timeline in the past by the 4th dimensional imp, Mr Mxyptlk. In the past, he meets Jesus destroying the synagogue. CONVERSATION Superman: hey man in ugly looking garment, why are you wrecking the building and constituting a nuisance? Jesus: who art thou? i know thee not! get away from me thou servant of the devil! Superman: the devil? i am no servant of the devil but whoever you think you are, you have to stop destroying people's wares and means of livelihood. Jesus: I am the son of the most high dog..... sorry god and this here is my father's house. It is not a place for thieves and robbers. Superman: these men just look like honest business men and...... Jesus: shut up! thou art surely a liar like your father the devil. I have been sent to save these people from their sins Superman: well, how are you planning on doing that and what makes you think they'll listen to you with such anger you are displaying? Jesus: it is written, thou shalt not question the lord your dog..... why do i keep doing that? sorry, i meant god. Superman: I asked you the question not dog..... god. Jesus: well, i am god Superman: you can't be son of god and god at the same time, it's not.......... Jesus: You can't understand things of the spirit, you are but a mere man dressed in an ugly costume Superman: you dare mock my costume? even Darkseid wouldn't dare. Jesus: I do not fear you for i am the way the truth and the light, no one..... *BOOM* (a punch by superman sends Jesus flying halfway across the world) *BANG* *BADABANG* (more punches from superman disfigures Jesus' face) Jesus: father forgive him for he knows not what he does. Superman: that should teach you not to mess with me. Jesus: *coughs* father *coughs* father *coughs* why have thou forsaken me? 4 Likes |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by frankieblaize(m): 10:55pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
you must be out of your sences stupid people with rubish ideas in case u dnt knw Jesus is God..and cant b comperd with a movie |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by lanrexlan(m): 11:13pm On Nov 25, 2013 |
Joke section,op is a comedian. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 8:26am On Nov 26, 2013 |
frankieblaize: you must be out of your sences stupid people with rubish ideas in case u dnt knw Jesus is God..and cant b comperd with a movieYeah, yeah, fanboy I know how it feels to get your favorite character thumped. Just so you know, Superman is the last son of Krypton and also a God in his own rights. If I were not such an arrogant alien, I would probably worship him. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 8:28am On Nov 26, 2013 |
lanrexlan: Joke section,op is a comedian.You are a Muslim right? Just so you know, muhammad wouldn't last a second with Superman. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by nnofaith: 9:00am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Go superman! |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by engrtee(f): 9:46am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Muskeeto was banned for similar offence |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by lanrexlan(m): 9:53am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™:Too much of scientific fictional movies is a bad thing. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 1:00pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
engrtee: Muskeeto was banned for similar offenceA ban wouldn't do me much harm. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 1:02pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
lanrexlan: Too much of scientific fictional movies is a bad thing.Exactly, I've been reading too much fiction but I just can't get enough of the bible and quaran. Fine works of fiction. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
nnofaith: Go superman!Yeah! next would be a Yahweh vs Superman thread. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by Nobody: 1:04pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
engrtee: Muskeeto was banned for similar offence When? |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by nnofaith: 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™:jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick! |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:19pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
nnofaith: jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!I wonder how that would turn out. Patrick would be too dumb to understand Jesus. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by TheHarbinger(m): 9:33pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Pathetic thread. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:39pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
The Harbinger ~:Another shameless fanboy. Superman trounces Jesus, get over it already. My fictional character is better than yours. 1 Like |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by Joshthefirst(m): 9:40pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
nnofaith: jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!its nice to see you in your usual mocking demeanor. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by TheHarbinger(m): 9:44pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™:sorry, I favour intelligent debates not foolish mockery. Anyone who subscribes to this nonsense embarrasses himself. Well, maybe this makes you feel a little good. Suit yourself. Continue in your mockery. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:48pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
The Harbinger ~:Y u come dey vex? person no fit follow una play again? |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by Joshthefirst(m): 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™:seriously which kind play be that? So crude mockery is playplay? Welldone. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by TheHarbinger(m): 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
It is unwise to mock what you don't know about. Like a man mocking bill gates because he believes no one can have that much money. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: seriously which kind play be that?It is a righteous and holy play-play. The Harbinger ~:But I do know about Jesus, he is an open book. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by TheHarbinger(m): 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™:no you don't. You even believe he is a fictional character. If you really knew about him, you wouldn't be so quick to mock. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
The Harbinger ~:Is there anything else to know that hasn't been written in the bible? |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by macof(m): 10:39pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Manhunter™: Epic Welldone. So creative waiting for Yahweh vs superman |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:04am On Nov 27, 2013 |
macof:Thanks, working on it as we speak. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by lanrexlan(m): 9:30am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Manhunter™:Better publish books From your stories. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 9:37am On Nov 27, 2013 |
lanrexlan: Better publish books From your stories.I wouldn't buy such a book so I wouldn't bother publishing one. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by lanrexlan(m): 11:22am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Manhunter™:Better. |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by ManhunterTM(m): 1:10pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
lanrexlan: Better.A book, I wouldn't bother with but a new thread........ count on it |
Re: Jesus Vs Superman by lanrexlan(m): 4:29pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Manhunter™:Waiting for your comedy again. |
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