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Jelqing... A Must Read by VivaLaFrans(m): 7:12pm On Dec 02, 2013
NOTE:Please this thread is only for Christians who practice Jelqing and believes that there's eternity after death and that Satan and his agents exists. If you're easily offended by pornographic or genital articles, please kindly exit this page. If you're a Christian who knows nothing about Jelqing, please kindly exit this page. If you're a non-Christian, please kindly exit this page, as it may be of no use to your faith.



My reasons for thinking that jelqing is satanic and a secret method of accepting 666 are:

1) One has to create an OK sign (666) with the thumb and index-finger to perform the exercise effectively. It is popular in the USA - a nation under Lucif**. About 50% of men in America practice it, while 30% percent make use of joystick extender device. You'll be told to jelq with the OK sign daily, with maximum of 600 jelqs for 6 days as a master (50 for newbies, 100 for amateurs) and a minimum of 6 months to gain meaningful results. (Revelation 13:18) Think of this deeply.

2) The origin of jelqing is still debating. Some say it's an ancient Arabian culture, while others believe it was first practiced by ancient Indians. I think it's a strategy from hell to capture more souls. Here's a true story of a Nigerian, a Yoruba man, who died after he got involved in a fatal motor accident and was taken to heaven. He passed through several judgement checkpoints successfully. When he arrived at the LAST checkpoint where Satan is summoned, the angel ordered Satan - "Whatever you find belonging to you on his body, take him away". Fortunately for the man, he was clean. Maybe, if he had got a large peni.s from jelqing, or some tattoos on him, he would definitely appear with it. He came back to life hours later. Many will not believe this story, even if God should come down to earth, they'll never believe. Now this brief story does not relate to Jelqing in any way, its just a sign that God knows every single thing about us, even the slightest mistakes you think doesn't count (See Luke 12:7).

I sense that Jelqing is a satanic covenant, an unforgiven sin and a strategy to register souls for an automatic ticket to hell after death. Peni.s enlargement should be for those with the micro peni.s syndrome, and should be done in hospitals, otherwise it is assumed to be a lustful act, and lust is a sin.

3) According to Ezekiel 23:19-21, its really clear here that peni.s enlargement began in ancient Egypt, not by jelqing, but by using weights or hand to stretch the ligaments. The big question is; 'What's the origin of Jelqing, and why would they tell you to jelq with an OK sign (666), maximum of 600 jelqs for 6 days and a minimum of 6 months'? Why must everything be in the sixth digit?

So, for you desiring to grow a large peni.s, you're referred to as an Egyptian according to the Bible. You know what Egypt signifies in the Bible. Its all connected to lust because you must've seen a well hung fellow's unclothedness in Indecency movies or elsewhere and thought you are below average. Wanting to have a joystick as huge as a Donkey's after seeing that of your neighbor is a sin of Covetousness.

4) There's a risk of practicing Onanism (mastu.rbation) and every tendency to think lustfully when trying to gain an ere.ction. Stretching the peni.s makes it look shriveled thereby discouraging self-service. There's every possibility to mastur.bate during or after a jelqing session because of the use of lubricant, and also the pumped look and feel of the peni.s engorged with blood.

5) Why would someone have to register with a natural peni.s enlargement site before he can get the technics? Do not think that 666 will be printed on your forehead. The micro chip is taking a stand, although the bible never mentioned anything like Micro Chip or technology. There are ways you can get yourself registered ignorantly in the list of those who will receive the mark after rapture. Jelqing may be one of the methods. So do not think that Satan will wait until after rapture before it begins. Peni.s enlargement wasn't mentioned in the bible. I believe that if it's done the right way and for the right purpose, it's not a sin, but the covenant behind jelqing is the OK sign. I may sound crazy, but do not forget that when satan gives you pleasure in this world, he takes your soul.

There's more to life than having a huge peni.s. Lot of women prefer an average peni.s to a big one. The ones that lust after huge manliness are Love-peddlers who has seen different sizes of manliness (See Ezekiel 23:19-21 NIV). God knows why he gave everyone different sizes of peni.s. He is a perfect designer, in such a way that every couple should enjoy the gift of either a average peni.s or a big one. The reason why men seek peni.s enlargement is to satisfy women who can never reach heavenly feeling from an average peni.s simply because they've been screwed with a big one through fornication or adultery. So, satisfying women is not our purpose on earth.
You can't be a christian filled with the Holy Spirit and be jelqing. The word 'JELQ' doesn't sound christian. They'll convince you that bigger is better, but remember how Satan tricked Eve to believe that God never wanted them to be wise. It seems Jelqing is a knowledge from hell. The Illuminati was formed and based on enlightenment since the 16th century.
Iam not trying to stop anyone from jelqing, Am just sharing my thoughts. Its left for you to choose between tugging and jelqing, else go back to your heavenly Father the way He created you.

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