EnterPRO:


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Thank you for replying.
But did you know that I was about to ask you for your account details before you started your annoying 'BYE' 'BYE' just because I made a request for a slash? Like you said on Whatsapp, its good bye. Happy better Customer service!

A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
read:
"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it
breaks my heart to think that by the time I get
back you'll be too old.
So enclosed you'll find a bottle of potion I have
invented. It will make you young, so when I return
you'll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: Please take only a drop"
So they opened the envelope and in it there is a
bottle with a red potion. the man looked at the
wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)
So the wife takes a drop thereafter, the husband
follows. Indeed the wife turn five years younger.
Years later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
back.
The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the
potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
dad.
MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your father
was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful
so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he?
MOTHER: Hahaha, who do you think is the baby
on my back ??.

Akpos’ elder brother, Tommy, traveled to London
months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged
mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy
called from London to know how they’re doing…
.
TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? how’s
mom and how is Kelly?
.
AKPOS: Kelly is Dead!
.
TOMMY(after a pause): Akpos, bad news is not
revealed in that manner. U should have started by
saying something like, “Kelly fell inside a well but neighbors are trying to rescue it”. Then when I call again U tell me, “Kelly broke it’s neck and is receiving treatment”. Then when I call again, U tell me they did their best but couldn’t save it. That’s how to break a bad news in a mature way. OK?
.
AKPOS: Ok bros, understood.
.
TOMMY: Ok, so how is Mom?
.
AKPOS: Bros, Mom fell inside a well, but
neighbours are trying to rescue her.
.
(Phone cuts).Tommy has been admitted in a
private hospital in London after going into coma.

chichi:i heard u failed in English!
akpors:Nonsense,who TELLED you?

EnterPRO:
Dygeasy : 250mb
Eppysold : N100 discount

congrats!

thanks bro

BlackChampion, you be MC?

congrats yet again!

Samchuky:

Thank you for replying.
But did you know that I was about to ask you for your account details before you started your....

Better wise-up and buy from real guy. Got my 31-day validity Mtn data a few hours back.

Kashif:


Must I use Whatsapp? I don't think its proper to relegate the standard means of text messaging (SMS) to the background

There is nothing standard about paying for text-messaging. This is internet age. Ever heard of skype or viber?

ADMISSION! ADMISSION!!
ADMISSION!!! Diaris God
University of Linguistics. No
UTME, No Post-UTME. Just Waka
come!!

EnterPRO:
BlackChampion, you be MC?

congrats yet again!

Lolz @ d bolded.
Ok. I give in. Now over to eppysold

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant,
fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver
says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The
woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down,
fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just
insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell
him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

The following transpired in Akpos’ class:
Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap
of your bra.”
Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!, no class
for u for a week!
Johnbull started laughing at the back.
Teacher Janet: Why did u laugh?
Johnbull : I saw both straps of your bra
Teacher Janet: Get out, no class for you for 1
month!.. ..
Teacher Janet bent down to pick a piece of chalk.
Immediately, Akpos started walking out of the class.
Teacher Janet: Akpos, why are you going out?
Akpos : Madam , with what I’ve seen, I think my
school days are over.

Akpos’ Pastor called him after Church and asked him
how much he bought his iphone 6 smartphone.
Akpos lied that he bought the phone for $100 instead
of $1000, because he didn’t want the Pastor to shout
and ask how much he (Akpos) gave to God that month.
All of a sudden, the Pastor gave Akpos two hundred
dollars to buy two of the phones for him and his wife.
Now Akpos is confused and doesn’t know what to do.
What advice will you give to Akpos.

An old man came into a gym where Akpos was the
trainer and said, “My son, I want to impress a
beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?”
Akpos looked at the man and said: “Use the ATM
machine outside.” LOL!!!

jkels:

Na only you waka come?

Etesam:
Na only you waka come?

so in the mood bro

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an
interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?”
Akpos, looking puzzled, raised his hand, and the
following conversation ensued:
Akpos : “You said the children of Israel escaped from
Egypt?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: “You said the children of Israel crossed the red
sea?”
Teacher: Yes
Akpos: “You said the children of Israel also brought
down the mighty walls of Jericho?
Teacher: “Yes Akpos!” “What exactly is your question?”
Akpos : “When the children of Israel were doing all
this, where were the adults of Israel?”

A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an
accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times.
Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and
said: “Madam, so of all things to do, you were busy
counting how many times the car somersaulted? “

Kip ur jokes coming

Lets assume you saw a laptop of 97k. you
didn`t have the cash,so you borrowed 50k
from your mom and 50k from your dad
=100k .You bought the laptop which left you
with 3k change. You gave your Dad 1k and
your mom 1k and kept the order 1k to
yourself. Now you own you mon 49k and your
dad 49k. Now 49k + 49k= 98k + your 1k kept
= 99k.Where is the missing 1k? I know you are
intelligent. solve it and tell me the
answer....share it to your friends for more
answers

Employee: Sir, did you call me?

Boss: Yeah I did, go to the rest room and _masturbate.

Employee : (After few mins) done sir

Boss: Do it again.

Employee: Done again, sir.

Boss: Do it once more
Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.

Boss: Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.

Akpos got 2 school on monday morning and d Teacher Asked: why did u come
late 2school?
Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at d bus stop.
Teacher: oooooooh dat's Gud of u, were
u helping him 2 luk 4 d money?
Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE Na me stand on top of d money..........
Since.......... .!!!

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the
room.
Akpos, the teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and
decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said teacher
Akpos, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what
a lie was.”
The boys gave the ten dollars to Akpos.

Oga, Enterpro, i think this joke bonanza shud be made in such a way dt one person can't win more than ONCE in a week so dt other guys can also win too.


Sorry "dygeasy" n "eppysold", me too wanna win mb too oooh.

callydon:
Oga, Enterpro, i think this joke bonanza shud be made in such a way dt one person can't win more than ONCE in a week so dt other guys can also win too.


Sorry "dygeasy" n "eppysold", me too wanna win mb too oooh.

Shey anybody hold you make you no win?

A black man and white man were seated on
plane. The black man had a bunch of
banana, while the white man had a
monkey. The black man wanted to go to
the toilet, he said to the white man "please
watch over my bananas, while am
gone".
He went, came back and found out that the
bananas were all gone. The white man
pointed at the monkey and said,
"your brother the monkey ate all of them".
The black man with a smile said nothing.
Minutes later, the white man said, "please
hold my monkey while i pee".
He came back and met the monkey dead.
He asked the black man what happened
and he replied "this is a family matter,
please stay out of it!

callydon:
Oga, Enterpro, i think this joke bonanza shud be made in such a way dt one person can't win more than ONCE in a week so dt other guys can also win too.


Sorry "dygeasy" n "eppysold", me too wanna win mb too oooh.

Eppysold, congrats again.

you won even though your joke came late. which means a funny joke will win any day any time.

Cally, I think this just means others have to work harder. or smarter.

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher!
2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!
3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.
TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything
Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?
4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly
the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.
5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend
asked “why are you writing so slowly?”
Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t
read very fast.

Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask
the court to determine who gets custody of the child.
The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought
the child into this world in pains and labour, he should
be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say.
AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card
into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash
is it? The machine Or mine?”

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his
illness…
AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.
DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take
four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.
AKPOS: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.
DOCTOR: What’s the problem?
AKPOS: I have only three spoons at home.